This might be off topic, but has anyone had that dream where you realize your wiener has fallen off, or been cut off, and you’re trying to stick it back on so hopefully it grows back on, or heals back up, but it just won’t.
In my version of the dream, I’m running to the hospital with my left hand over my crotch and my penis in my right hand. And, somehow, it’s like everyone in the World knows about it, and you’re just very embarrassed.
You’re running down the street and a news crew is following you in a helicopter. Robin Meade of Headline News is all over the story. Publishing companies are calling your cell phone wanting to buy book rights.
Then the penis starts talking to you likes it’s a finger puppet. It’s very disgruntled about being cut off. It’s got this really mad look on its face. It’s like “Dude! I told you to be careful with that razor while you are shaving my balls!
And you don’t really know what to say to your penis, you’re just so sorry about the whole thing.
Anybody else have that dream? Anybody know what it might mean? Any dream interpreters out there?
Never had it personally; However, my fake degree in psychology tells me that it may mean that you secretly want to become a woman. (Un)fortunately You will never realize this dream due to a sense of shame about your desires. Your mother also use to threaten that masturbation would cause your penis to fall off.
1. Thanks for the creamsicle. Vulgar, yet hilarious.
2. The Moth Man Prophecies movie was awesome, yet to this day I still have no clue what it was about. I was a very heavy pot smoker when that movie came out. I just remember staring at the screen and saying “Dude, no way!” over and over through the whole thing. Even black people started telling me to shut up.
3. Jokes are not tough, you just need to get more creative. Allow me to help.
When in doubt, always insult someone’s Mother. You can never go wrong with a good old “you’re Mother’s so fat, she fell out of a fishing boat in the middle of the Pacific and set off Tsunami warnings in Japan” joke.
Take “blaaaah” for example. You could say something like “Blaaaah?” that’s what you’re Mother said when I humped her in the sheep barn. Grandma still laughs when I tell that one about Dad.
If that fails, take something they’ve said and turn it against them (or as some people call it, act like an attorney). “who appointed you as the it was never a butterfly. it was a moth. it will always be a moth. expert?”
You can add something like “You Fag!” at the end, although this never seems to work on homosexuals.
I have to run. I think I just heard a new post hit. I’ve always wanted to do something creative, like be the first one to write a comment and say “First!”
Maybe you have, but you weren’t able to hear all the other black people over your own immensely helpful comments, like, “Don’t go in there!!!” shouted at the top of your lungs.
“hey why is your forehead all red” “don’t look now but, I think that kid’s the avatar” *Facepalm*
yes I live with an Anime Geek.
“don’t let the cave-in get you down!”
couldn’t resist. the above comment just reminded me of it so much.
If you are referring to ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender,’ you should know that’s not actually an anime, it’s just a American rip-off of anime (it’s the only good rip-off).
Eh, guy wins for not looking at the pciture when he first pulled it, but then continuing on the “horse” thing even when he knew it was wrong to get some laughs. “Bushy tail”? Definitely hamming it up.
Yeah, at first I thought he had just picked up the wrong picture and didn’t realize it—but then he pointed at the tail, etc….made me wonder if he’s in the early stages of an illness. Seriously. Doesn’t sound playful to me. I’ll look again…
“Now let’s go back to that picture of the Unicorn… See, you can see here, the camera picks up its bright yellow aura, and the blue one that’s surrounding the dancing leprechaun on its back. And the printer… woah, man… hold on… the printer… its telling me it can print things out so that you can totally see it move, and follow the patterns of movement that will unlock your 8th chakra and allow you to ascend to oneness with Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap, also available for $10.95 for four… So, like, call our number if you want to buy anything, or if you need us to talk you down from a bad trip, man.”
if the Unicorn is invisible – are you sure its still pink? what if you were sold a blue invisible unicorn by a dodgy unicorn dealer? How would you check the colour?
Just imagine how boring the Kentucky Derby would be if that was a horse…
“And their off. And all the horses are now gathered under a street lamp. Big Brown breaks away towards the bug lamp…OOOOOOH! And Big Brown pulls up. My gosh, he’s on fire!”
What was this dude like as a kid? “Mommy! Mommy! A herd of horses just landed in the tree outside!”
“Dear, I’m worried about Junior. I think it’s all those paint chips he eats.”
I am speechless… every day… more evidence that americans are in a constant competition with each other to see who is the dumbest. My 1 year old brother can make the difference between a moth/butterfly and a horse. This is unbelievable
You should come over, you’d dominate that contest. Do you really think he thought it was a horse? He grabbed the wrong picture, and decided to go with it after he realized what he did.
Okay…so should we explain that the explanation that explanations are not funny was unnecessary because the missed joke was a play on the fail, or would that explanation null and void the funniness because we had to explain it??
Wrong. Moths and butterflies are entirely separate. They are both within the Order Lepidoptera, but they are distinctly different beyond that. No insect is both a moth AND a butterfly.
ROFLMAO. TOTALLY EPIC FAIL!! OMG how can one guy be so dumb? He didn’t even look at the pic to see what to was, his producer had to tell him. You have ot give him one small credit though, he did go on with out a stop!
I bet he just simply reads everything from a teleprompter. I suppose these shows sell a lot of different products during the day so he simply gets into automatic mode and just straight reads everything from the teleprompter.
Hmm, I think this wasn’t so much a mistake as a failed joke. He’s trying to say, wow, this picture is so freaking huge, it’s the size of a horse. Wait a minute, what’s that you say, producer-man? It’s a moth? Well, I’ll be damned! That’s an impressive 4 “ex” zoom!
The joke is just so freaking stupid that it sounds like he’s just, well, stupid. So fail anyway.
What’s the big deal with being the first to comment on a topic? Does the magical intertubes fairy come flying out of your router and grant you a wish? And if so, why don’t you use that wish to not be an idiot?
Mistakes are as follows.
American is capitalized, not to mention that you forgot the “s”.
One exclamation point is enough, even on the Internet.
“confuse horse with butterfly?” is not a sentence.
“Come on” is abbreviated “c’mon,” not “common,” which is the opposite of rare.
Don’t forget complete lack of capital letters.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that English is not your first language.
If it is, you have no business calling us stupid.
i don’t care when this was first submitted, or how old the clip is, its hilarious! and before the Grammar Police get on my case, the “i” is left lower case on purpose….consider me a slightly more modern-day ee cummings
Obviously the guy didn’t see it before setting it up there. And because you can’t see his face when he’s pointing to the “horse” to describe it… we don’t know if he’s still looking away from the actual picture.
Commenting on this site is a ring of fail. unless your in the first ten posts of everyone screaming FIRST like its going to matter in ten minutes, you get owned. If you post, someone makes a mockery of your life, and then their comment is insulted, and then the insulter’s is, and so on. So Failblog is Failing at comments.
but maybe about you meatballs, instead of worrying who commented first on a god damn blog sites for nerds maybe you should be concerned about getting some other firsts out of the way, moving out of your parents house- or perhaps just loosing your virginity – then you wont have to worry about firsts anymore —- or maybe YOU will?
The audio portion about the camera specs are in the Disney movie UP, where the old man is sitting watching TV right before there is a knock at the door…
Actually folks…I used to work for this company…and this guy knew exactly what he was doing….he was joking around trying to be funny. Was he successful…probably not, but he is not an idiot, I promise.
First
first
Both of you are dumb as hell.
first.
Thirst.
worst
Best AND Last!
My zookeeper just told me you are not first, you are second. You could even be fourth.
failed @ being first
Not nearly as dumb as being third on the list. Poster above is an idiot.
first. big teeth. bushy tail. look at that antennae
Sometimes girls mistake me for a horse…so it can happen
If by “mistake me for a horse” means you’re ugly as hell, then yes, I agree. It sure isn’t your penis size that is fooling anyone.
OWNED.
First!
Actually you are the fourth “First” so far.
it fooled your mom…and those underage girls I get off yahoo
your moms underaged? wtf?! sick dude!
I’m hung like a hamster.
I’m hung like a gangster
Is it because you constantly shit all over the place and run away at the slightest provocation? Yeah, you’re a horse, man.
I don’t get it
Sarah Jessica Parker?
probably if u r running behind a carrot on a stick…
is that why the long face?
Sounds like the Jersey Devil.
first
First
first
if i wasn’t at work i would’ve been FIRST!!!
first
Last in nest
(Comments wont nest below this level)
And even if they did it would not maek any sense!
(Comments wont nest below this level)
really?
first too !!!
first??
worst
this clip is ooooold
whats next, the one where the guy falls of the foldable ladder?
Hometown reference, Win!
big teeth, bushy tail, AND hooves! Loot at that antennae.
I think this guy in the video is afraid to go off the script even if it means he sounds like an idiot.
Spelling fail
where?
“Loot at the antennae”
I’m surprised he got look wrong, not antennae. XD
Quite possibly fork meant that he said what he meant to say.
Run up and loot those antennae. They fetch a high price on the black market.
That is easily the most gangster shit I’ve ever heard on failblog… thank you.
I see no spelling mistakes.
Punctuation fail. PERIOD. Oh yeah, I went there.
But not quite as stupid as the dipsh!t who can’t tell a horse from a butterfly.
It’s a moth, actually.
It appears to be a Citrus Swallowtail, which is indeed a butterfly. Moths have fuzzy antennae.
Bend over and I’ll show you a swallowtail.
Come up and i’ll shove the swallowtail up your ass.
fail factor
LOW—————————-[]–HIGH
it’s a horse!
IT MAY IN FACT BE A MOTH!@!! AHAHAHAHAHAH
stop with this HOMO OOOO IM FIRST!!! WHAMMO! better cut another notch in my arm cuz im FIIIRRSTTT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FAIL
hahahahahaha
Producer WINS!
I can just picture the producer waving wildly at the host, then hitting her hand to her forehead.
So I am hung like a horse after all!!
Comment of the week WIN!
nope
Nice KC, very nice.
b3nd pver and i’ll show you hung like a horse
isnt bending over usually how you tell you are hung like a horse?
i guess you could technically trip over it as well.
moose.
In proportion to their mass, Horses do not have large penises.
More likely you are hung like a Gorilla.
This might be off topic, but has anyone had that dream where you realize your wiener has fallen off, or been cut off, and you’re trying to stick it back on so hopefully it grows back on, or heals back up, but it just won’t.
In my version of the dream, I’m running to the hospital with my left hand over my crotch and my penis in my right hand. And, somehow, it’s like everyone in the World knows about it, and you’re just very embarrassed.
You’re running down the street and a news crew is following you in a helicopter. Robin Meade of Headline News is all over the story. Publishing companies are calling your cell phone wanting to buy book rights.
Then the penis starts talking to you likes it’s a finger puppet. It’s very disgruntled about being cut off. It’s got this really mad look on its face. It’s like “Dude! I told you to be careful with that razor while you are shaving my balls!
And you don’t really know what to say to your penis, you’re just so sorry about the whole thing.
Anybody else have that dream? Anybody know what it might mean? Any dream interpreters out there?
Never had it, but there was something about it in Freud’s books. It means you want Margaret Thatcher to choke you while you watch the news naked.
Never had it personally; However, my fake degree in psychology tells me that it may mean that you secretly want to become a woman. (Un)fortunately You will never realize this dream due to a sense of shame about your desires. Your mother also use to threaten that masturbation would cause your penis to fall off.
Gogol fail.
Therapy fail.
Oh… it’s not a horse. It’s a butterfly.
Right.
Remember that picture of the horse I showed you?
Now I want to know if there’s a picture of a horse earlier in the clip, or if it was a butterfly then too.
it was never a butterfly. it was a moth. it will always be a moth.
you always knew? wow, that’s like a prophecy or something… you’re like a mothman… with… prophecies… what? damn these jokes are tough…
1. Thanks for the creamsicle. Vulgar, yet hilarious.
2. The Moth Man Prophecies movie was awesome, yet to this day I still have no clue what it was about. I was a very heavy pot smoker when that movie came out. I just remember staring at the screen and saying “Dude, no way!” over and over through the whole thing. Even black people started telling me to shut up.
3. Jokes are not tough, you just need to get more creative. Allow me to help.
When in doubt, always insult someone’s Mother. You can never go wrong with a good old “you’re Mother’s so fat, she fell out of a fishing boat in the middle of the Pacific and set off Tsunami warnings in Japan” joke.
Take “blaaaah” for example. You could say something like “Blaaaah?” that’s what you’re Mother said when I humped her in the sheep barn. Grandma still laughs when I tell that one about Dad.
If that fails, take something they’ve said and turn it against them (or as some people call it, act like an attorney). “who appointed you as the it was never a butterfly. it was a moth. it will always be a moth. expert?”
You can add something like “You Fag!” at the end, although this never seems to work on homosexuals.
I have to run. I think I just heard a new post hit. I’ve always wanted to do something creative, like be the first one to write a comment and say “First!”
even black ppl started telling u to shut up?
what the fuck’s that supposed to mean?!
Have you never been to the movies before?
Maybe you have, but you weren’t able to hear all the other black people over your own immensely helpful comments, like, “Don’t go in there!!!” shouted at the top of your lungs.
This comment just makes me wonder… Was there ever a picture of a horse? Or is that guy that dumb?
“hey why is your forehead all red” “don’t look now but, I think that kid’s the avatar” *Facepalm*
yes I live with an Anime Geek.
“don’t let the cave-in get you down!”
couldn’t resist. the above comment just reminded me of it so much.
*facepalm* always reminds me of that.
Live with…or “ARE” the anime geek and just refusing to admit it.
(Yes poke fun at my grammar, I was never a straight A student)
well i guess it depends if that guy can live with himself knowing that he is an anime geek…
He hasn’t responded, I bet he killed himself.
If you are referring to ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender,’ you should know that’s not actually an anime, it’s just a American rip-off of anime (it’s the only good rip-off).
Reference-to-illogically-freaking-awesome-Nickelodeon-series win.
Everytime I facepalm I think/say that. :l
Eh, guy wins for not looking at the pciture when he first pulled it, but then continuing on the “horse” thing even when he knew it was wrong to get some laughs. “Bushy tail”? Definitely hamming it up.
Yeah, at first I thought he had just picked up the wrong picture and didn’t realize it—but then he pointed at the tail, etc….made me wonder if he’s in the early stages of an illness. Seriously. Doesn’t sound playful to me. I’ll look again…
hahahah omg.. that was some of the funniest shit ive seen in a while
How many hooves does a horse have?
10, if you count the wings and antennae.
ZING!!! Owned!!!
One biiiiiig ripply white one on each wing, apparently.
im so getting a hose now!!
yes i meant horse
I think you meant butterfly.
Dammit, you beat me.
Or possibly moth
Possibly! Better to ask the producer!
It’s less embarassing to forget the R than it is to forget the S. ^_~
You’d have to manage to add a “w” as well.
I think mr presidentman could manage that
Really? Well I’m totally getting a hose, they are sweet.
What are you going to water with it?
waiting patiently for the “b3nd pver and i’ll show you a hose” reply…
omg! he actually though it was a horse.
“my produce told me…” lol
Yes, oranges can be so talkative sometimes. And don’t get me started about those bananas…
Hahahaha…Comment WIN!!
Sounds like a clever burn but I don’t get it.
dude didn’t finish ‘producer,’ it turned out as ‘produce’ instead.
not that good, actually.
Oh that was so lame. Didn’t catch the “produce.” It could’ve been gold, but fell short. Ugh.. Sad.
Kinda like China in the Olympics!
HA!
OMG! So it was you!
I hear ‘producer’ when I listen.
Check you ear wax plugs!
Read much?
xD…comment win
ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
go to youtube. hilarious.
Nice horse! I have to get that camera.
product resolution win, advertiser fail
Where the hell does he see a horse?
Where the hell does he see a moth?
Where the hell does he HEAR the producer?
Where the hell does he b3nd over and I’ll show you a horse.
Ha ha ha h… fail.
WIN
if only you forgot the “r” in horse like others did…
there are many species of moths, some are prettier than others so they get confused with butterflies.
fair enough. bit trickier to get it confused with a goddam HORSE though!
obviously if you look at that printout close enough, then cross your eyes just a tiny bit… you can see a horse. In 3D.
No, no, you have to look PAST the picture.
No, no…it’s like a Rorschach test. He sees a horse, others see a butterfly, yet others a moth….
I see a buff, nearly-nekkid cabana boy with a vodka martini. What are YOU guys looking at??
Oh Oh I see that too, only its a mai tai . . .
WIN!!! I just lmao!!
You guys read Watchmen?
I bet Rorschach sees a horse.
That made me laugh out loud. Major win.
And to think this guy has the right to vote.
Welcome to America
Land of people who think they are morally right but are really just dumb asses.
epic win
Yeah; like Obama.
How fixated do you have to be to make an “Americans are dumb” joke out of this?! Get over it already.
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
You sir have a WIN!
and BREED!!! OMG!!! i hope he doesn’t BREED!!
is he allowed to breed if he doesn’t do it with gusto?
Only if he does it with the horse in the photo
This is so old. Five mp camera for $379? Come on!
Oh yeah, and wrong animal.
You were worried about the price of the camera instead of looking at the huge Horse print?..
No, I merely noticed the price and how many pixels it was.
Don’t forget the photo printer, too!
Also, it’s obviously photoshopped! And I was there when he said it was a horse!
How is it photoshopped? He picked the wrong picture and his producer told him it was the wrong one. Can you photoshop his voice?
yerp, ye be a youngin’.
And a wee bit of a noob.
But that’s okay…we will teach you, young Padawan.
….must have used that new-fangled Voiceshop-pro
It’s clearly photoshopped. The reflections are all wrong.
The shadow of the antennae go in the wrong direction… you can totally tell they filmed that QVC clip in a Hollywood studio.
“Four ex zoom.” I bet he doesn’t even know what that means.
Considering it’s a “4x” zoom it looks like you don’t either.
You mean it’s doesn’t mean that when you accumulate 4 exes it’s time to zoom out of there?
WIN hahahaha
some more flem for me.
Yes, I see my own error here. My bad.
i think he said 4 “ex” zoom. instead of 4 “times” zoom
i think he said 4 “ex” zoom. instead of 4 “times” zoom
stupid failblog. i only typed this once.
no you didn’t
But how many “x” did you type?
perhaps, but how many times did you *post*…? /:)
(emoticon fail!)
maybe it was a foreskin zoom…the lens pops out when you rub it?
THAT A BIG HORSE!
It’s almost like he knew he f***ed up when he kind of pauses and goes “…that’s a big horse.” But he kept going anyway. DURRRRRR.
Magic mushrooms win!
“Now let’s go back to that picture of the Unicorn… See, you can see here, the camera picks up its bright yellow aura, and the blue one that’s surrounding the dancing leprechaun on its back. And the printer… woah, man… hold on… the printer… its telling me it can print things out so that you can totally see it move, and follow the patterns of movement that will unlock your 8th chakra and allow you to ascend to oneness with Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap, also available for $10.95 for four… So, like, call our number if you want to buy anything, or if you need us to talk you down from a bad trip, man.”
awesome descrption.
put the shrooms down, dude.
my unicorn is invisible
and pink
This comment goes against the fsm…
Oh yeah? Well my spaghetti is a flying monster.
rah dammit kyle, your comment updated before mine ><
Yeah?
My unicorn is white.
And missing a kidney.
Charlie!! We’re going to candy mountain, Charlie!
You do know there’s no such thing as the Candy Mountain, right?
Shun the non-believer!
…
Yeah…
shuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn-uh!
shuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn-uh!
Charlie bit me…
if the Unicorn is invisible – are you sure its still pink? what if you were sold a blue invisible unicorn by a dodgy unicorn dealer? How would you check the colour?
You’d take another hit, of course! Duh!
ah, but my faith is strong, though it is invisible, I know it’s pink.
u might wake up in a hotel room with Tyson’s tiger
Mmmmmmmm…horse. “You can’t fix stupid”
You can lead a horse to water….
(except for that one)
Just imagine how boring the Kentucky Derby would be if that was a horse…
“And their off. And all the horses are now gathered under a street lamp. Big Brown breaks away towards the bug lamp…OOOOOOH! And Big Brown pulls up. My gosh, he’s on fire!”
dude, i have a nasty cough.. and you made me choke on my own flem. thanks a lot.
Phlegm.
Phaighl.
cough win.
I think I love you
another comment WIN!!! GOOOOO ReTARDIS!!!
What was this dude like as a kid? “Mommy! Mommy! A herd of horses just landed in the tree outside!”
“Dear, I’m worried about Junior. I think it’s all those paint chips he eats.”
Look at those hooves!
This was where the announcer began to suspect…that maybe his parents didn’t always tell the truth about things.
How many horses would you say could be classified as having “bushy” tails?
Maybe the original picture he thought was a horse, before it was replaced by a moth, was a squirrel.
how many horses does it take to change a light bulb
This one actually made me laugh out loud. So excellent.
first
you must be on hammer time
i wasn’t aware you could be “on” times
It seems there are a lot of things that you are unaware of…
FTW!
I am speechless… every day… more evidence that americans are in a constant competition with each other to see who is the dumbest. My 1 year old brother can make the difference between a moth/butterfly and a horse. This is unbelievable
You should come over, you’d dominate that contest. Do you really think he thought it was a horse? He grabbed the wrong picture, and decided to go with it after he realized what he did.
why would he go with it? if he saw it was not a f**kin horse couldn’t he have corrected himself? that’s what normal people do.
Maybe because he has a sense of humor? Don’t know what your definition of normal is but in my experience normal people have one.
what’s your definition of humor?
What’s your definition of definition?
5 megapixel resolution.
I guess that’s clear enough.
Pun win.
That’s an awfully high horse you’re on there. Can I pet it?
High butterfly?
High horse, as in full of themselves, or self-righteous. Apparently not funny if I must explain.
Somebody’s definitely high.
D’ya think they’d mind sharing?
Okay…so should we explain that the explanation that explanations are not funny was unnecessary because the missed joke was a play on the fail, or would that explanation null and void the funniness because we had to explain it??
Ooohhhhh, now I get it!
Houston, the bird has landed.
That’s my horse!
Please don’t try to ride it.
In Soviet Russia, producer horses you.
In Soviet Russia, horses produce you!
In Soviet Russia, moths produce Horsefly
In Soviet Russia, horse butterflies moth.
in soviet russia, rock scissors paper.
Scissors!
Scissors cut horse.
rock stones high horse
in soviet russia, paper rocks you
I fell in love : /
In Soviet Russia we are so friggin sick of this meme.
nah, only when it’s a bad one. and, Soviet Russia only exists in the past.
Considering the shape of things now, I’m starting to really miss the Cold War.
what? instead of the War against Tourism?
there may be tourists infiltrating cities right now!
…and they have detailed maps of major landmarks.
Dunno about the War on Tourism but when the War on Drugs was declared I decided to fight back.
The problem isn’t that the meme is bad, it’s that after a few coherent ones it devolves into random combinations of words.
HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA.
Happily horses can’t fly. Just imagine what your car would look during flocks migration.
(apologies if double posting)
Ick.
And potentialy dangerous.
apology fail
hating on the polite people fail
failing on the polite people hate
hating the failing on polite people hate fail
Damn.. I don’t think I can stop it.
So, if horses looked like this, races would be won by the lengths of the atennas?
Sorry, the b.p.
You and that Looser guy a few threads back both need to by yourselves an “n.”
comes of typing too quickly and a short atenna-span
… and please pay no atenna-shun to the fact I misspelled “by”
correction FAIL the(n)
what’s with all the hating?…
i guess loosing is a option for moths that look like horses.
I’ve heard horses can be pretty loose, but how about moths?
(You walked right into that one.)
And antenna.
Half-horse, half-butterfly.
All cop
dead or alive, you’re coming with me
WIN
So I’m hung like a horse after all!
We heard you the first time.
This is old.
Ancient video. “KC” above, comment win.
That was even funny.
It looked so set up.
Did you mean to say “wasn’t”?
Oh dear. Boo boo.
Is it possible that it was like a bluescreen or a greenscreen (like what weathermen use) where he didn’t even know what it was at all?
No.
Seventy-eighth!
actualy took the time to count fail!
also hoving a life fail!!!
Hoving? How did you mix up the ‘a’ and ‘o’ key?
typing left handed
A horse flew in their face….
The camera may be able to show a lot of details, but apparently he can’t see that.
But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Is its cause’ its got sweet waves?
‘Cause it looks like a horse, but it’s really not?
Because there’s sugar and possibly low-level doses of PCP in every bite?
I have that camera… it’s OK. Got it for about £130 a few years back.
In Soviet Russia, they call moths “horses”. Just so you know.
In Soviet Russia, horse photo shows you.
…it may in fact be a moth.”
Well duh – all butterflies are moths. Not all moths are butterflies however.
Wrong. Moths and butterflies are entirely separate. They are both within the Order Lepidoptera, but they are distinctly different beyond that. No insect is both a moth AND a butterfly.
Entomology fail.
wikipedia reading win
who the hell are YOU? Wild Kingdom Dude?
No. That would be me.
buzzkill.
you’re no fun
WHAT the HELL?!
ROFLMAO. TOTALLY EPIC FAIL!! OMG how can one guy be so dumb? He didn’t even look at the pic to see what to was, his producer had to tell him. You have ot give him one small credit though, he did go on with out a stop!
WilliamCA
please don’t come back here again because you are not welcome any longer.
Meh. Submitter FAIL.
My producer is telling me i’m an idiot.
That would have been better
I think the producer said “LOOK AT THE FREAKING PICTURE MORON!!!” hence the shocked pause
I bet he just simply reads everything from a teleprompter. I suppose these shows sell a lot of different products during the day so he simply gets into automatic mode and just straight reads everything from the teleprompter.
Sheeshh! He’s ur dad or something?
sheeeshh! He’s ur dad or something?
Sounds like this guy could use a new job. I hear there’s a presidency opening up pretty soon.
I kept giving him the benefit of my doubt until he pointed out the bushy tail, teeth, and hooves!
LOOP FAIL!
His mom must be so damn proud of him.
I can’t fuck.
Thank Darwin for that.
ZING!
Burn.
If it sounds like a moth, walks like a moth and looks like a moth… than it’s a horse!
Butterfly FAIL!
Hmm, I think this wasn’t so much a mistake as a failed joke. He’s trying to say, wow, this picture is so freaking huge, it’s the size of a horse. Wait a minute, what’s that you say, producer-man? It’s a moth? Well, I’ll be damned! That’s an impressive 4 “ex” zoom!
The joke is just so freaking stupid that it sounds like he’s just, well, stupid. So fail anyway.
If it sounds like a “then”, walks like a “then” and looks like a “then”… THEN it’s a “THAN!”
Burn of the week fail.
Didn’t even reply to the original comment.
What’s the big deal with being the first to comment on a topic? Does the magical intertubes fairy come flying out of your router and grant you a wish? And if so, why don’t you use that wish to not be an idiot?
SCHNEIDER LENS!!!
bend over i will show you a schneider.
(i’m actually a girl no bending over necessary.)
A butterfly is a butterfly, of course, of course.
That a horse dumbass
Hard to call someone a dumbass when you make such a dumbass mistake as forgetting the word “is.”
And whoever heard of a talking ass?
You eat Mxican food lately?
Damn…add an “e” to that….for flavor, y’know.
I’ve listened to congress speeches.
ever seen shrek? talking ass.
Can’t really blame him, he was probably up for 72 hours straight pushing that overpriced garbage!
That’s not a horse, dummy…that’s a zebra!!! Come ON…DAMN! How obvious could it be?! ;-D
And how he decided what were the tail and the hooves from that moth’s picture, we’ll never know!
they showed this on the Ellen DeGeneres show just recently
You admit to watching the Ellen DeGeneres show? Have you no shame?
This is worse than mistaking the moon for a UFO.
Though the moon/UFO, baby/burrito fails were quite hilarimous! <- [sic]
4 X Zoom!
First
Second =D and I’m a big butterfly =D
american are really stupid damnit !!!!!
confuse horse with butterfly ? really ? common dude, go on the prairie to see..
haha
Mistakes are as follows.
American is capitalized, not to mention that you forgot the “s”.
One exclamation point is enough, even on the Internet.
“confuse horse with butterfly?” is not a sentence.
“Come on” is abbreviated “c’mon,” not “common,” which is the opposite of rare.
Don’t forget complete lack of capital letters.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that English is not your first language.
If it is, you have no business calling us stupid.
“Mistakes are as follows.” should be: Mistakes are as follows:
He’s just shy about showing us his colon.
Great comment!
Damn.
Jebus!! Its Mothra! GET IN THE CAR!!
That was a good one! Kudos to you!!!
But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!
Well, me either, it was more like a Jinkies! or Oh my, or lions and tigers and bears . . .
In Soviet Russia, moths are horses….and HSLD is me.
I think it may in fact be half of a cat.
The other half is house, right? So it’s a house cat?
horse cat!
WTF factor very high on this video.
the guy on the video is very high, too.
i don’t care when this was first submitted, or how old the clip is, its hilarious! and before the Grammar Police get on my case, the “i” is left lower case on purpose….consider me a slightly more modern-day ee cummings
that’s what she said.
You’re under arrest for using the incorrect “its.”
LMAO@Mothra comment XD
but yeah,that must be a pretty damn big horse,i couldn’t even recognize it XD
Horsefly?
Oh. I thought it was a cow before the video corrected me.
It was black and white, so could’ve been!
no it could not
Nice save at the end there i reckon… ’see what the camera did there, theres some nice detail on the antenna’. lol
omg seriously?
The camera’s so good, he can’t tell if it’s a moth or a horse…
Advertising FAIL
And to the woman who said Americans are stupid, though I don’t agree with your methods, I often think the same thing
Ultimate phayle.
That guy must be braindead. How stupid x]
is this the stupidest man in the world?
Anyone who doesn’t realize that he knew it wasn’t a horse and was just playing along fails at humor.
oh my , this guy is so stupid
thanks captain obvious… :stare:
*facepalm*
A moth is a horse of course of course.
silly, moths don’t talk!
EVERY ONE ABOVE THIS POST IS gay.
You guys down there, you alright.
Obviously the guy didn’t see it before setting it up there. And because you can’t see his face when he’s pointing to the “horse” to describe it… we don’t know if he’s still looking away from the actual picture.
*Phew* When I first saw it I thought they fused butterflies and horses. Scary moments right there.
Commenting on this site is a ring of fail. unless your in the first ten posts of everyone screaming FIRST like its going to matter in ten minutes, you get owned. If you post, someone makes a mockery of your life, and then their comment is insulted, and then the insulter’s is, and so on. So Failblog is Failing at comments.
exactly, your comment fails!
^^ to such a fail reply from Jack, you could have made more burn effort. burn fail. anyone after this has failed too.
nothing needs to be said about this moron…
but maybe about you meatballs, instead of worrying who commented first on a god damn blog sites for nerds maybe you should be concerned about getting some other firsts out of the way, moving out of your parents house- or perhaps just loosing your virginity – then you wont have to worry about firsts anymore —- or maybe YOU will?
first
first.
I didn’t think that butterfly looked like Julia Roberts.
beautiful horse!! ¬¬
How did he escape the asylum !?
Oh my god that guy is retared
a horse?!! ahahaha
My producer just told me this is a butterfly not a horse DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE
You do realize he was making fun of whoever handed the photo to him right?
its a Pegasus.
omg he took a pic of a horse and printed out a moth
xD Didn’t he think to at least look at the pic at least once before announcing the details that aren’t even there? xDDD
IT’S PICKACHU!
This guy wins the biggest douchebag of the century award. Why the fuck didn’t he look at what he was holding? Christ.
Nothing says you know what a product can do by not even looking at the results.
Its rather obvious that he meant to say horseradish, but then forgot the radish, and then decided to go on with the joke. Gosh you people are thick.
Frist
hell, he sold it to me.
He has to be looking right at the photo because he’s pointing at the head and body of the moth. Yet he just keeps going with horse.
EPIC PHAIL
Apparently, it is a common mistake:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-book-my-horse-fail.jpg
First!
SCHNEIIIIDER LENSE
how the hell did he manage that?
first
The audio portion about the camera specs are in the Disney movie UP, where the old man is sitting watching TV right before there is a knock at the door…
Yup, when you zoom into a horse too much you can see it looks like an butterfly with antennas.
That’s what they really are.
Thats a might fine horse there : ]
you’re mom is a fine horse
Actually folks…I used to work for this company…and this guy knew exactly what he was doing….he was joking around trying to be funny. Was he successful…probably not, but he is not an idiot, I promise.
Should we put classic posts from the future in the comments section?
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/10/02/friday-rewind-animal-identification-fail/#comment-627808
Doing a slingshot around the sun at warp speed really does work. Amazing!
♪♫ let's do teh time warp again ♪♫Holy shit That’s a BIG HORSE……