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LOL xD
Nintendong!
I blame the guy who came up with the design -_-”
Holy Jesus, that’s wrong
Of course it’s wrong…you didn’t said “FIRST!!!!!1!!!one!!1!ONe!”
so, can I be first??
No, but you can be an Anus.
You called me?
No, I’m just a noob.
i want to read the funny ass “L0L FA1L!!11″ comments
that just adds to the effect
i dont want you to give us a course in English over the internet.
go die.
FAIL
There is no possible way that you could have not recognized that as sarcasm. You would need to have the IQ of a rock. A rock that was dropped as a child.
Yeah I’m not one of those morons who sits at my desk all day waiting to get a first post just so I can say that I did.
sure but… what is it? A pen? A light?
..
..
..
a Mew with a huge c….?
Looky! Penis! Haha! Penis!
Red Rocket! Red Rocket!!!
Or lipstick…
Hmm, you never see a lipstick named Red Rocket…. I wonder if MAC would make that color….
Where are his ‘pokeballs’ ?..
Oh oh oh! Yes.
COMMENT WIN!
Zing.
They’re hiding under his Pokething.
his pokeballs are so huge mew can fit inside it, which is why it is sold separately.
Poke’schlong
Put’s a whole new meaning on “gotta CATCH em all!”
This is the most I’ve laughed at a comment in a while. Thank you
… You English native speakers are so strange that I never know if what I
write is going to make anyone laugh…
Personal understanding of foreign humour WIN – for once.
I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s the years of inbreeding that do it.
Missouri: 30 last names, Millions Of People!!
With Pokedong like this who needs Pokeballs?
in your mother’s mouth
It’s a Nintendo DS character stylus on a strap. Japanese market, they make alot of them. Surprised it actually made it to proproduction like that, though.
if it’s supposed to be a nintendo DS stylus, couldn’t they have made the stylus part the tail? or better yet, why not have mew hold that thing rather than have it be…well, where it is
It is a whistle, I think it makes it even more funny.
it was intended to be a Nintendo DS Stylus
i think it is a whistle. so that way u can blow it. lol
da its a dick
oh god
i dunno, but mew always seemed like a girl to me…
Is it merely the fact that it is PINK? Or was it the legions of MewXMewtwo ’shippers? Speaking of which, Mewtwo IS sexy.
Mew is a gay shota?
Pedobear like!
Wait…so this is like a childs cartoon bestiality type pairing, or what?!????
Lucario is sexier. That’s why he’s in the new Smash Bros instead of Mewtwo.
THIS IS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE!
Dude Mewtwo is soooo sexier than Lucario. Mewtwo’s got testicles on his knees and elbows! OMG WIN!
That is not the example I would have given, but I commend your point of view…
What the hell is Lucario? Is it anything like Edward Cullen?
Fellow rabid fangirl WIN! *high-five*
Despite the prominant penis?
get that pokemon!
ehhh…. that can’t be serious?
Now we can finally have more mews!
well, see… the mew that you have known all these years is a female. this is the male counterpart
stop fapping on animals
in Soviet Russia…
Remind me to NEVER visit Soviet Russia! I don’t want to get fapped upon!
visiting soviet russia wouldn’t be so easy anyway, unless you can time travel.. if you can, let me know, i wanna go to the future and get a hoverboard.
Really? I want to go to the past and get a paradox.
Not ever satisfied with one dock? You need two?
of course, unless you only have one leg
(for those slow on the uptake, i’m equating “paradox” with a “pair of docs,” as in doc martens, as opposed to a “pair of docks,” the floating platforms used for boarding small boats
if you have to explain how your joke is funny, chances are it wasn’t funny in the first place
Exactly!
or that i’m used to being surrounded by idiots in everyday life
It’s sad that you have multiple personality disorder!
I want some Docs too…
Yakov Smirnof, right?
Let’s just hope he can keep that thing in his pants… oh wait too late.
WHAT pants?
Nice Dickmonster!
Why thank you.
LOL!!!!
That’s supposed to be a whistle, right? D;
Correct, that’s all it is.
You just put your lips on it and blow.
LOL
CONTEXT WIN.
ROFL
nice!!
In that case, hygiene fail…
In all seriousness, it’s supposed to be a miniature Nintendo DS stylus. See the white plastic tip? You can find other, slightly less lewd (SLIGHTLY) ones for sale.
…C’mon, now. Every li’l scrote-tugger has to learn about the birds and the Chimchars sometime…
Also: Mine’s bigger. Proportionally speaking.
I guess you have to tuck it into your socks, huh?
I find wheelbarrows work better.
I would think that having to go thru life pushing your dick in a wheelbarrow would be something of a handicap, but what do I know, I’m a chick.
Not to mention, I can’t imagine how much he would have to spend on lotion (There’s no way he’ll ever get laid by anything smaller than a moose).
You mean elephant.
Blue whale?
Actually, in Victorian London, there was (reportedly) a man with a growth on his *ahem* unmentionables. The growth was so large that he had to carry it around in a wheelbarrow, but the man refused to have it removed since the surgery was so dangerous.
three weeks later, he died of gangrene
Congratulations! I guess that means that you will have to live a life of chastity, due to the fact that a penis of that size would be too big to fit into any human hole. I bet you’re proud.
Not to mention the fact that if that were the case there wouldn’t be enough blood in his body to get it to do anything! Every time he got excited he’d pass out.
Famous quote (name the author): God gave men both a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to run both at the same time.
(No googling, douchewads.)
I would guess Dorthy Parker, but I’m not at all sure.
Robin Williams
win
Isn’t googling like fapping?
But with more satisfaction.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
It helps that I’m only a foot and a half tall.
The Pidgeys and the Combees. Get it right.
You mean the pidgeys and the beedrills?
So… Do you blow on it?
Not sure, but I’m pretty sure your mum knows.
How can you be so sure?
Ask your mum, pretty sure she knows too.
I asked her and she said she misses you, how come you never call
anymore? I miss you too daddy T_T
Shutup before i beat you again. She had it coming.
But whyyyy? Don’t you love us anymore?? Was it that bitch from
across the street that made you stop loving us??
I never loved you. You were adopted.
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Wait so who are my real parents?
I don’t know, but I bet they know when to quit a joke better than you do.
*cries*
Joke FAIL.
I cried… Mexican novel… *cries a river*
Luke. I’m your father. Now go blow that whistle and show us how a real man is like!
nani? is that you nani? don’t you worry, ok? that bastard only SAID he was your father because he thought your mother, may she rest in peace, had money. i was your mom’s neighbor back then…and that bastard never was nothin more than a two-tree-faced-son-of-a-bitch from day one!!
now run along 7 don’t give him another thought, ok?
Old man, don’t mess with my name. You will pay.
IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!
*BLUSH*
it’s not a whistle. it’s a stylus for use with the nintendo DS. soyou grip it firm and move it around.
Works great for the new Pokemon Hentai game.
James: Prepare for Trouble!
Jesse: Make it Double… OMG! Get that thing OUT of me!
Mew: Mew! Mew!
James: Oh, the humanity!
I feel sick o.O
Poké-FAIL. Is that Mew or Mewtwo?
It’s Mew
You fail by playing pokémon
Burn Baby Burn !
Yeah seriously
You fail by trying to insult we Geeks. Go Geeks Go!
Looks more like Mew with a dog dick to me.
We’ll leave you to be the expert on that.
LOL
what the hell…
Exactly!!
WTF is it supposed to be????
My first impression was that maybe it was a whistle. Which would make it even more wrong.
And the designers have no libido thus no filthy mind thus they thought it be ok to make a toy that looks like a pokemon hung like a donkey??
*sigh*
*zen*
I don’t get how things like these even get out of the factory =/
Does anyone else see the little droplet of some whiteish liquid coming out of the end of it?
yes i do! it’s just wrong….
It is also a light.
It’s a nintendo DS stylus.
it’s a dildo
That’s what I use my penis for, too! Nintendogs gets a little awkward.
Don’t ever lend me your DS…
XD Pokemon Mystery Dungeon would be awkward, too… (You use the stylus to move. It’s optional, but…)
Don’t forget Phoenix Wright.
That would be an unorthodox method of saying “Objection!”
Epic WIN.
follow the light, pie man….
yes actually. rather disturbing…
At least he has it protected.
soooo…. is there something coming out of the… dark pink thing?? heh.. Helluva toy
I love how the only word present on the photo is “monsters”
So wrong!
FIRST!
Second!
third
last damn it!
last + 1
Plus Infinite. go die now.
infinite +1
Pi!
Is that a monster in yer pocket or r ya just glad to c me?
So, if you ever suddenly need to cork a wine bottle with a Mew’s penis, you can conveniently carry this on a lanyard or keychain?
If I only knew about this product last Thursday!
Come on, it´s from Japan. Nothing left to say.
Yeah, they’re all dreamers over there.
Mew has a huge…o_O
Win for Mew!!!
Okay, yah, I see the fail (quite clearly), but what the hell is it supposed to be? A light? Pen? Highlighter?
Talk about Pokeballs…
It’s a stylus (those touch screen pen) for Nintendo DS. The “whitetish liquid” is the nib.
Also comes in other Pokemons, but not as bad as this…
I don’t think the fact that Mew’s penis has a “nib” is helping their case any.
Better design for the stylus would be to make the stylus tip the tip of Mew’s tail…
I’d get that one. But not this.
I’m betting it was a freebie. But, I still would probably trash it. I just couldn’t ignore that one.
Though I might also keep it for the LULZ. Hrm…hypothetical decisions, hypothetical decisions. :/
A Nintendo DS stylus.
Thanks for clearing that up, my brain was exploding a bit… Hmm, but how do they expect one to hold it I wonder?
its a light, saw it when i was in japan a few days ago.
Yeah, I was there when they approved the design in Japan. I protested, but…
Yeah, I was in the factory when the first one came out. I tried to shoot the production’s director, but…
Yeah, I was drinving the truck who would lend the first copies to the warehouses. I tried to drive down a ravine, but…
i was a designer back in the day, and all they could say was….penis…”how do we get silly round eyes to kiss our….” well! there was a BIG bonus (tee-hee) involved and the rest is history!!
you liar, chuck norris invented it, because he wanted that everyone can see the relation between his weeny and himself.
I think it’s a stylus for the DS….
For those people asking, its a stylus for a Nintendo DS.
That’s what I call Style.
PENIS!
sorry no one had said it yet
I’ll take “the penis mightier than the sword, Alex for $500.”
Gimme ape tit for $600
Oh man, I loved those skits! XD
SNL comment win! suCK it Trebek!
“That’s not what your mother said last night.”
Yeah, from the look on Mew’s face, he’s telling Pikachu to “Take it all, Bitch!”
EPIC WIN!!!!
LOLLLLLL
I don’t think that’s a fail.
That’s definitely a win for Mew.
It’s only a win if he gets to use it.
If it’s a whistle, giggle. If it’s one of those bubble stuff things, those are back?
The story is that Mew was the first Pokemon, and from them came all the others….now we see how.
well, Mew is #151, after Mewtwo, which was #150 even though it was created in a lab to be an improved version of the legendary Mew. #001 is Bulbasaur. So you tell me which came first, the Togepi or the Egg?
Neither, because Togepi wasn’t one of the original 151 Pokemon.
Pedómon: He must catch them all.
WoW. Just wow…..
RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!!!
Wasn’t Mew a part of Team Rocket on that little TV show?
No. Mewtwo was for a while. He broke out during the first movie. (Awesome movie. The first 2 were…)
It’s disquieting that you know these things…….
I used to be really into Pokemon. XD Not so much anymore, but I still know a bit. And the first 2 movies were good. I didn’t care about the rest. They went WAY downhill.
I actually went to see the first movie in the theater with some friends when ash “died” we were sitting in the front row laughing while all around us there was all these small children crying their eye out! ^_^ sigh, awesome times…
That’s funny. I seem to remember Ash dying several more times throughout the series, not the least of which was when his ghost was pulled out of his body by some ghost pokemon after a rather large chandelier fell on top of him and Pikachu in an abandoned building.
Conclusion: ASH IS FFING INVINCIBLE OMG.
You fail, you’re thinking of Meowth. Dummy.
Meowth is Team Rocket’s talking poke-companion.
Has anyone else noticed that while the entire toy-on-a-lanyard thing is “protected” the toy itself is too? It needs double protection?
also, it appears to have a giant penis. has anyone else caught that?
How does no one notice this huge fail before/during production?!?
Mew is one of 2 Pokemon that can learn transform. Couldn’t it do the same thing as Ditto then? This included? Appropriate age group fail, bisexual Pokemon breeding win.
Hang on, I just realized, it’s on a necklace. You’re supposed to wear THAT in public?!
It’s for those kids who constantly need to suck on the things hanging around their neck.
This is definitely how it came to be:
Head Designer: OK, I’ve just been informed that we are to start making a series of Pokémon themed styluses for the Nintendo DS, starting off with Mew. Anybody have any ideas?
Employee 1: How about we use the tail? That would keep the normal Mew design as it is, we’d just have to tack a pointer on the end.
Employee 2: Maybe it could come out of it’s mouth? Maybe an arm, say with a piont in lieu of fingers?
Stoner Intern: *Lights a joint* Hey, how about we put a GIGANTIC penis on the Mew and make the end come out of it. That would be HYSTERICAL.
Employee 1: That’s rediculous, and totally inappropriate to boot.
Head Designer: OH. MY. GOD. I absolutely LOVE that last idea! Men, get on it. I want designs by Tuesday.
(Note: you win/are as sick as I am if you get the double entendre in the intern’s line)
tl;dr
“end come out”
I can has cookie?
I am sick.
man.. talk about pocket monsters…….
Forget Shoe, THAT is a Chinpokemon!
I wonder how many people reading the comments know the true meaning of Chinpokemon?
he’s a neckchinnian!
O_o
Wow…that’s a REAL pocket monster…
How do make a mistake like that? o_O
But still. LOL.
I propose a new term: faillus.
STDs! Gotta catch ‘em all!
Catchphrase WIN.
Ya I thought doggy tool as well. But where is the knot? If you get knot you are win!
Hahaha mew has a doggy c*ck! But where is the knot?
Ask your mother.
They don’t call them poke-mon for nothing
That’s one messed up kitty…
That’s not actually a real nintendo stylus. It’s a bootleg stylus for those perverted pokefans. But really, would nintendo actually put garbage like this on the market? Think about it. “Pocket Monsters” is a dead give-away that it’s fake. bootleg fail.
what do you think pokemon is short for?
It’s JDM, Japanese Domestic Market, where it is commonly labeled Pocket Monsters and referred to as Pokemon. It is also an officially licensed product, probably manufactured for Nintendo by their partner accessory maker Hori.
Suicune, given your name, I am surprised you have never seen this before; it’s been going around the forums since it came out.
That is a bootleg stylus, not a nintendo-approved one. Pocket monsters is a term used on most engrish(non-legit) pokemon toys/bootleg pokemon stuffs. there are also bootleg pokemon games like pokemon jade, diamond (not the actual nintendo DS game, but a hack for game boy color), naranja, chaos black, pocket monsters Go! go! go!, and others. There are non-electric toys under the title pocket monsters, too. For more info on pokemon bootleg stuff, go to http://www.trsrockin.com
Pocket Monsters was the original name, shortened to Poke(t)-mon(sters) for conversation and to fit with existing Japanese syllables and grammar.
You can also look it up on Wikipedia. It’s a popular enough subject that inaccuracies do not stand uncorrected for long.
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-9g-49-en-70-2wh7.html
Here is the product page:
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-ic-49-en-70-14zf.html
Here’s proof that pocket Monsters is the legit name:
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-9g-49-en-70-1i4t.html
I would feel dirty using that lol.
The “Who’s that pokemon?” silhouette will never be the same.
introducing sex ed for ure 6 year old
. . . Pok-her-mon? Well, if they can do it with Hello Kitty . . .
For the love of all that is decent, I hope that it is not a baby pacifier.
It’s a stylus for the nintendo DS. Epic fail, but oh, so awesome.
Okay… seriously… hasn’t this one been on the front page like 2 times already???
No i never quite understood Pokemons
But is this a Poke-her-mon?
How odd!!!
they should do a spin off pokemon show called ’something about mew’ and the other pokemon contestants dont know her secret until the verrry end.
…So this is how your childhood dies…
Dammit, I’m STILL looking for one of those. Really should have gotten one when they were new, don’t think I ever will be able to anymore.
POKE! a-mon!
Excuse me, are you Jamaican?
*Erotically charged Pokemon keychains, putting basketball players to shame since 1998.*
Is that a monster in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
WIN.
I was wondering when this stylus would make it up here.
Ron Jeremy! I choose YOU!!!!
If you look closer, you can see that it’s releasing a liquid…
MEW FAIL!!111!!!11oneonedozen
Hehey it’s Pok’e-porn!
omg a pokemon finally cooked up the balls to grow a freaking p***s IT ONLY TOOK 12 FREAKING YEARS
Mew’s been playing “Pornemon” again, apparently!
OMG!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!?!
POKE-MAN!
Ultra fail.
hahahaha a gay homo would do that
Would you really?
Great George! Stop the presses!
lol!!!!
And here I was, thinking MewTWO was a big dick!
no wonder he’s legendary O_O