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Maybe for this guy loosing actually is not an option.
Just putting it out there.
Loosing is not a word.
…and it took you how long to figure out?
… but spelling and grammar is AN option.
Spelling and grammar ARE.
So this are how you spend your time? Looking for mistakes on a place called FAILBlog?
according to the timing on the comment.. two minutes !
I think he means leasing.
his got an point there. loosing is not a option, yew most beet the sweeds too
Well according to free dictionary it is, but I always thought it was loosening. Anyway, the misuse of loose or loosing to mean lose or losing is one of my biggest pet peeves.
“Montgomery Burns enjoys loosing his hounds on the Simpson family” would be one way to use the word.
present tense of the verb ‘to loose’
AN dammit! AN! Loosing, losing whatever! That’s not the ONLY point! You can’t have A option…you can
only have AN OPTION….Gees! Ninnies!!!
Where’s my decaf? Anybody seen my freakin’ decaf????
Good catch, too busy noticing that “loosing” wasn’t an option and missed the gramattical error that went with it. Maybe he really meant the loosing part though, he might REALLY be into bondage or something.
You probably didn’t notice because you spell gramatical gramattical.
You probably didn’t notice “gramatical” isn’t the corrected spelling of “gramattical”. That would be “grammatical”. Not one “M”, but two – just like “grammar”. Do you need some ointment for your burn?
Nah mate just turn me over – I’m done. SSSSSSS.
OWNED.
I guess this pretty much means failing IS and option…
lol!
Next to ur ADD Pills D:<
Dude its on your head.
Thank You!!!!!
Yes. Let us give examples.
“LOOSE THE DOGS!”
“I AM loosing the dogs!”
*sound of ravenous dogs snarling and barking*
There is no “to loose” in English. The verb is “to loosen”.
“Loose” is an adjective, not a verb. So there is no past tense.
You uber fail, smart guy!
To loose means to untie or unbind. Loosing is its infinitive form. But, you probably just thought “to loose” was only a town in France….
Heh heh heh…
Oooo…multiple usage FAIL(ure)!
Loose is indeed an adjective, but it also functions quite well as a verb.
Oh, you loose man. You loose so hard. You’re a looser.
Your mom’s a looser.
Your mom IS looser.
I lol’d
Burn this O.o
siqq burne
Whipcrack!
in soviet russia, mom looses you!
your sir, are a loser.
One who “[lets] loose the dogs of war” is loosing said dogs.
But one doesn’t “let loose the dogs of war.” One “let[s] slip the dogs of war.” Shakespeare fail.
check!!
Then fails Caesar.
Dictionary skills FAIL
Loosing certainly IS a word.
It means the process or act of detaching or releasing.
as in “Loosing an arrow”.
So, technically, if this guy is an archer who is afraid of hurting someone, then perhaps this is correct.
so you’re saying that he could be an archer that never shoots any arrows.
Yes, and that would be quite a “looser”, wouldn’t it?
But he never said it wasn’t a word he just thought that the word loosening would be in better context?
Yes, He did. This is in response to Chris who said “Loosing is not a word”
Well that clears it up then.
Maybe the soccer players have been on the archery range and he’s feeling a little twitchy…
it still says “a option” tho
Though
Though.
tho
He just really really hates archers.
you are correct, sir. wasn’t that what they said in the Braveheart movie when they shot the arrows at Mel & co.?
if loosing is not an option, the man can not be an archer.
He’s still wrong though…
“a option?”
It’s a double fail.
not entirely, there still is a mistake with “a option”..
actually, loosing IS a word. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/loosing
Actually… it is. “Loose” can be an adjective as in “the rope is loose” or a verb “hell’s fury has been loosed.” So one could use “loosing,” but not in a way like “I’m loosing money in the stock market.”
Since when isn’t loosing a word? Maybe he went to skinnycamp to gain some weight?
Sure it is, it is the opposite of tighting
I’m always getting instructions saying “do not loose” so I’m sure to always keep it tight!
How could someone say loosing isn’t an option. That doesn’t even make sense. LOSING maybe, but not loosing. What’s loose? Your pants? Your gitch? Your brains?
Clearly, failure is an option.
comment WIN
double check!!
Failure is always an option.
In fact, failure is the default option.
On that car, it comes standard.
I’m going to yell now: THIS GUY IS CLEARLY A GAMER, MAKING AN INSIDE GAMER JOKE. “LOSING”, SO OFTEN MISSPELLED IN THE GAMING WORLD AS “LOOSING”. AS IN: “O NOEESSS WE R LOOSING!”
And in good keeping with gaming tradition, “losing” isn’t an option. To lose would be to fail. This guy is has decided that failure is not an option.
The fail is that he put the sticker on his car in the first place.
I mean, what a looser.
What’s a gitch?
Ladies unmentionable underthingies.
Didn’t you just mention them?
Oooooooops….
not really, as he used other words
*ahem*
*is a she, notta he*
Why, thank you!
No problem! We shes gotta stick together.
I know, right?!
Yeah we do! Did I ever tell u you’re one of my heroines
ReTARDIS?
I’m still new here, and a he, but already I can tell that y’all clever female types are definitely among my favorite semi-synthetic opioids synthesized from morphine derivatives of the opium poppy.
Hmm…you seem to have some fuzz on your concept. Here, let me…
*brush brush brush…*
A little honey would help…..
i’m sorry, but by default i will type he if the name doesn’t tell me anything. you can call it male chauvinism, but it’s a habit i’ve gotten into.
Historic grammar failure. In the olden days, when gender was unknown, one properly used “he.” Nowadays, even some prominent grammarians authorize the use of “they,” despite its plural-ness, when gender is unknown.
Just a tip from a grammarian.
Use “he” when in doubt. Adjust sensibilities for the sake of grammar. Understand that “they” is plural, so it shouldn’t be used. Realize no one is trying to make you a dude by saying “he” when “you” are an effectively genderless comment on the Intertubes.
Just a tip from a grammarian with more tolerance for proper grammar and lest tolerance for PC sullbhit.
Ooops. I used “lest” instead of “less”; instant credibility fail and 20 demerits. I will return to interworldWebs seclusion now.
Ok, that is too embarassing, so I’ll change my nick and e-mail from now on. I know that loose means wide. And I know it’s called to lose weight. Stfu ^^
no, loosing is not A option.
Obviously it’s B option.
win!
No, it’s D only option for places like this.
alphabetical order, yr doing it wrong
Well, if the point is the “a” instead of the proper “an”, then it’s not a spelling fail, it’s a grammar fail.
Headline FAIL!
Maybe he misspelt ‘an’ by leaving out the ‘n’.
“Misspelt” is not a word.
Ahem:
American Heritage Dictionary
misspell
tr.v. misspelled or misspelt, misspelling, misspells
To spell incorrectly.
AMERICAN heritage dictionary
According to the OED it is.
Then it’s both!
two fails for one letter, now THAT’s economy.
He actually bought FAILs from Grocery Fail’s store. He bought get one one fere,
asasasasas
Therefore, tightening is option b.
Face it, folks. America is increasingly third-world. We’re producing semi-literates.
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA love the 4 separate sections of tint used for the window to! hahahaha
he actually said loosing is not A option. so spelling and grammar fail.
However the stick on tinting is most definitely a fail.
agreed.
True.
Quite.
Indeed.
Indubitably.
fo’ sho’.
undoubtably
Uh-huh.
most certainly
exquisitely?
err…i wasn’t paying attention, did anyone agree with treeface yet?
Naturally.
Word!
(Comments will nest below this level)
Why are there this many comments anyways?
because.
but of course my good sir (or lady)
lady it is, my good sir (or lady)
I was wondering if someone was going to mention the tint… and I don’t have to… How many fails is that now?
(Or undoubtedly, even.)
nimirum
yep yep yep!
Yes
.
Profound.
OMG I was just going to post “window tinting FAIL”. Good call.
Indeed.
Absolutely
Clearly.
tripple check!!!
At least they didn’t adhere the tint and then turn on the rear defroster.. The heat of which not only defrosts the back windscreen, but will also breakdown the adhesive used, causing Don Ho to stop by and sing “Tiny Bubbles”.
Don Ho reference … not sure if thats a fail or win…. Old Age WIN!
Trippppppppple check!
TIPPLE CHECK FAIL!! already done…you should’ve quade-checked.
*whispers* It’s ‘triple’ and ‘quad’
there may have been stoli involed at that point….XD
what’s wrong with your tipple?
it’s been working late & bouncing back & forth to fail blog…my tipple tripped at some point and apparently sprained it’s humorous…(ok…i KNOW!! humor fail…:( )
that was worthy of a groan
thank you…are we finally friends…?
I just performed a quade self-check, and it’s fine, thank you very much.
Yar.
Yaaar me pirate’y matey
AVAST! Failboat! drop anchor an Prepare teh be boarded!
AR!! carpenter! make me a new leg!!
ok so we have a spelling fail…grammar fail…and tint fail…this guy is losing at life
Oh wow. I just now noticed the ‘a’ instead of ‘an’.
FAILURE
At least he isn’t loosing…that’s apparently not an option.
Not A option
the fact that he had something like that on his car is a lifetime’s worth of fail right there
Yes.
Car Window Philosophizing = LIFE FAIL.
what about car trunk philosophizing?
I used to have “The more you drive, the less intelligent you are” in stick-on letters across my trunk
Would that officially make this an epic fail?
This guy is most definitely a *”Looser”.
…or should it be “an Looser”?
*Looser: (n) one who loosens things.
Failblog starts getting worse : p
Comments always were bad ; )
The comments were always bad.
But this one takes the whole failcake.
this one just scrapes the bottom of the barrel. This site is turning into GrammarNaziBlog.org
Capitalization fail. The proper orthography would have been, “This one just scrapes …”, etc.
Oh no, what ever shall we do without your approval
Funny, you just proved that it is an option.
No, no. It’s “a” option. Can’t you read?
Again, a situation that could have used a proofreader. Does this car belong to the seduction strategy chick?
Like, the owner seduces grammarians with his or her faulty grasp of the English language?
“Excuse me, I noticed that you used the incorrect indefinite artic… WHOA, you’re not wearing any pants!”
K, you need to come and clean up the coffee from my screen.
“How to Loose an Guy in 10 Days” dating tips win!
Leasing is not an option. Financing was available however.
Comment win.
Leasing is not an option at Chrysler anymore. Just so you know.
Spelling and grammar lessons are also not “a” option
oh yeah.
FIRST!!!!!!!
Perhaps his option is driving a car that looks like it has been stolen from the junkyard.
Forget the “perhaps” in that sentence.
Maybe he likes it tight. Are you with me guys?
“Tighting” is the obvious option.
That’s what I was thinking!!! lolled!!!
From the look of it faailing is a option
This guys sucks more balls than my mum
i doubt!
so, at least one?
Cumulatively or at a time?
Also, window Tinting FAIL.
hi how can i add a post?
you email the website, it’s on the top
In Soviet Russia, a option loosing is.
In Soviet Russia, Yoda looks like a gremlin?
No no no. In Soviet Russia, Loosing options U.
In Soviet Russia, you loose options.
in soviet russia chuck norris kicks your face
In soviet russia, face your chuck norris’s kicks?
in soviet russia you fail. no, u fail in all countries.
in soviet russia, chuck norris faces your kicks
In Soviet Russia, comment insult you!
In Soviet Russia, options fail a looser.
keep it thight!
I think, bubbles fail too
Not only the bubbles.. Only an idiot would try to tint rear glass and make it look clean using 4 different pcs. DIY fail
What a wanker, and his car is shite too.
I just love it when someone online – in a game or something – says “Looser” to me, and I reply with “Than what?”, and they’re completely dumbfounded.
“Me too, me too! I just love it too… I almost peed my panties!” relpied another ‘failure in life’ like Skroting. (Also comma positioning fails a plenty)
Scathing comeback fail.
Making a dumbass of yourself win.
So not only did you call yourself a “failure in life,” but clearly you were too busy failing to check your spelling, hit-button-too-soon man!
Relpied: past pluperfect subjunctive uninflected adjectival mood declension of the infinitive verb “to relp”. Meaning: 1. to be humor-impaired or funny-blind; 2. to fail.
Now my head just hurts . . . I’m going back to lolspeak kthxbai XD
Just don’t be relpin’ all over the place, whatever you do.
I failed my lolspeak exam, what is relpin? o.O
failed your lolspeak exam? Does that mean you spelled the words correctly?
Looks like you failed your scroll up a couple posts and read the damn thread you’re in exam, too, darling.
Your cleverness amazes me.
Retort fail.
Nah, he means the term “loose” as in the racing term. He obviously means that his car getting loose is not a option. And he left the “n” off because he is saving up to buy a new dictionary.
First time I’ve read “Loosing is not aN option” and I say “Where’s the fail??!!” but after a second reading…
(sry for my french!)
what french? >.>
What, you can’t pick up that thick accent?
…and the subtle scent of garlic on his breath? …erm keyboard?
Maybe he’s just a kidnapper, guys. It’s an ominous warning. I mean… A ominous warning?
Why do some comments post immediately, while others take hours to show up?
They get loost somewhere on teh interwebz.
win
Because Jesus doesn’t love you.
cuz of their penis size ?!
The driver left the “n” off of the article in an effort to save weight, make the car lighter and faster whilst still having a catchy phrase dislayed. The velcoity at which this vehicle travels is extreme, as noted by the bubbles in tinting caused by aerodynamic friction heating up the glass as the driver “beets” the competitors. All hail the failcar.
Your comment dislays me.
I dislayed your mom last night.
so, that means you didn’t lay her
In Soviet Russia, your mom dislays night
God, that sure didn’t make sense for a first post.
Help, I’ve “dislayed” my dictionary! Please rush me to a library at high “velcoity”!
Irony win.
that would be..”libarey”
The irony is that if he (or she) had spelled losing correctly, there would have been room for the ‘n’.
What’s with the 4 squares on the window? Is that his “custom tint”, if so that’s fail in itself.
So, any idea on which Japanese compact Speed Ricer here is driving?
Who cares?
Honda Civic
i like ricing
it’s been 8 hours. nobody’s even called me an idiot for thinking i spelled it wrong on accident?
no, i think people know what ricing means, especially when it follows a remark about a japanese compact
Apparently paying for a decent windoow tinting for his car isn’t an option either.
I’m pretty sure there was a D in the word: «Loosing is not adoption»
Whatever he wants to tell us with this…
LOOSER =))
Double grammar fail: “Loosing” and “a option”.
Should read: Losing is not an option.
That driver needs to re-read his grade one reading primers again.
Grammar fail. There’s nothing ungrammatical about ‘loosing’.
Thanks for narrating for us there, Captain Obvious.
It’s funny. When I Google “loosing is not a option”, it gives me this, “Did you mean: losing is not an option?”
Good stuff. This guy could have been a character in Idiocracy.
When i google “loosing is not a option”… i get your comment! But not first, second!
When I google ‘fail’ it comes up with ‘Heino’.
As a not so great failblog commenter once said…. LOL! WHOSE THE IDIOT WHO DID THAT?
Who’s WHOSE?
WHOSE is playing shortstop. Or whatever, you can see where I’m going with this. Nobody ever accused me of being creative.
Apparently for this guy/girl, losing is NOT an option, it’s his pre-ordained path.
Maybe, the “d” from “Loosing is not adoption” is missing XD
EPIC humor fail.
especially since it was already said
As you would say, Anonmn…ous,
“NOW LOOK WHOSE TALKING!”
lo dicho en el nick
Unintentional irony WIN!
Shouldn’t there also be a T-Top on this car just to put the icing on the proverbial cake? Seriously, we’ve got the bad stick on tint, the heinous misspelling of some overdriven Type-A slogan indicating that the vehicle owner probably has some quasi-orgasmic response to the theme from “Rocky.” This, friends, is a FAIL for the ages on many more levels than are immediately apparent
‘Loosing’ is not an option, but apparently cheap, crappy DIY window-tint is? Seems to me like this guy has already ‘loosed’.
Oh my God, it’s… every third commenter on this site!
Gawd…get out of my brain, dude. I was just thinking the EXACT same thing.
His ratchet is broken.
He apologizes for the (n).
Poor guy.
o my god thsi is totaly photohspped lolz
It never ceases to amaze me how many people misspell “lose” by adding the extra “o”… people who are otherwise fairly intelligent, too. Another pet peeve of mine is “opps” instead of “oops” (as in, “Oops! I misspelled ‘lose’!”). Maybe our education system needs to concentrate on the different sounds an “o” can make? Maybe? Or maybe there’s just no hope? I used to work in advertising, and another common misspelling was “add” as in the abbreviation for “advertisement”… if there’s 1 “d” in the longer version of the word, why would the abbreviated form need an extra “d”…. aaaaaaaaaargh.
There is no hope.
Thank you for confirming my worst fears, Chris. I no longer feel alone in the world!
You are alone. We are not real.
How about this one… Honey, what’s for diner. That ought to make yer head spin for a bit, eh?
will we be having desert afterwards?
You might be having dessert…
Oh wow, I failed there.
Obvious spelling mistake. It should say Roosing.
o, i get it…it’s a HONDA!!! ROOSING!!! XD!!
Winning is not a option either.
Well played.
This winning comment fails its own pronouncement that winning is not a option.
Mobius strips LOL’ing in my mind.
I be loosing my mind when I drink, so wining is not a option either.
the REAL quadruple check.
in Misquamicut, drinking is NOT an option!!
i believe3 that from june to september, it the LAW!
Don’t you mean wiinning?
Intentional mispelling recognition fail win!
Wining” was a direct reference to his drinking.
Sheesh.
I would have misspelled winning, but I have a phobia of spelling failures. Putting ‘a’ instead of ‘an’ was just as hard.
I am, therefore, a failure at funny.
Is he afraid to loose his pants ?
Hmm…well he got 60 percent of the words right. That’s a majority! ;-D
Are you sure?
Like, maybe he was trying to say, “Loosing I snot a opt ion.”
that’s not even funny
60% of the time he may be right all of the time
I lol’ed.
At least it doesn’t smell like Bigfoot’s dick…that we know.
Or a diaper filled with bad Indian food.
Most common (and annoying) misspelling after “judgment” and “misspelling” fail.
Not being nitpicky- just recognizing someone who dislikes bad spelling as much as I do: “judgment” can actually be spelled that way OR with the “e” (“judgement”)… I know, I know- I had to look it up a long time ago when that stupid movie “Judgment Day” came out back in 1990-something. (good sountrack, stupid movie). Yeah. Just thought you’d like to know. I’m gonna go back to pretending not to be anal-retentive now.
If you don’t want to be “nitpicky” (it’s spelled nit picky by the way) what are you doing here?
Actually, thanks for the correction and here’s one for you- it’s hyphenated: “nit-picky”. I’m not sure about “asswipe” or “piss off”, though… I wasn’t being mean or rude to the other person, so not really sure why you chose to be a jerk. I guess some people just like to pick fights, especially on the internet where it’s nice and anonymous.
The REAL correct way to spell it is “judgment”, but because so many loosers could ‘t figure it out and spelled it “judgement” anyway, it became acceptable. I understand language is an ever-morphing thing, but when it morphs into something due to a people’s stupidity and laziness, I don’t consider it acceptable.
Damn nails…lost my “couldn’t”.
I’m sorry, I have to comment. The original spelling was judgement, but Noah Webster decreed the e superfluous and so it was dropped in American English. In British English, a lot of us still retain the e. It didn’t morph from judgment to judgement, it went the other way around.
If you spelt (yes, that’s how we can spell it outside of America) it without the e, you would be in the minority where I come from. Just a helpful history lesson.
also its meant to be an option not a option
Maybe he’s chronically constipated. As in: Loosing one’s bowels… or inability to do such.
You could be right, if ‘loosing is not a option’ because the shop was sold out of laxatives
Nice shitty self-tint job too.
loosing is not an option, but failing sure as heck is.
DOUBLE FAIL! First of all, as we all can see, it’s supposed to be ‘Losing’ and SECOND of all, it’s supposed to be AN option, not A option. HAHAHA A spelling fail and a grammar fail all in one! How exciting!
This comment provided by the department of redundancy department.
the redundancy department fails AND fines you for redundancy in , like, the n-th degreee!!
intentional irony recognition fail- you haven’t heard of the drd?
ok, MAL, yah, i HAVE…but it’s MORE than redundant there….it’s like….wow! deja vu all over again, and again, and again and again…and any how…I thought it was funny…and i like it when i make me smile & giggle…that’s why we’re all here right…to amuse ourselfs an (hopefully sometimes) others?
why do you ALWAYS pick on ME?? WHY??? there are so many others out there…WHY ME??? i’m goin’ back to my office, close the door & cry now…and it all YOUR fault!! i hope yer happy…
i pick on everybody, it amuses me, and isn’t that what we’re here for?
i love you too….
Douching is not a option.
Nope it’s a fact. He’s a douche.
Window tint fail, spelling fail, grammar fail. My bet is the car is probably an old honda or toyota with pop-on wal-mart plastic spinners and the owner is of some sort of hispanic ethnicity.
What a looser. He could of checked a half-way descent dictionary before doing that.
If you see nothing wrong with the above, you FAIL.
are there supposed to be 3 mistakes, or just the one obvious one?
There are four mistakes… not three.
looser/loser, of/have, descent/decent. Unless you’re referring to the first sentence, which is technically a fragment, i don’t see a fourth.
isn’t half-way just a single word, halfway?
According to my dictionary, it is.
Is this supposed to be ironic?
loosing is not a option double fail spelling and grammer
Apparently that cheesy tint-film IS an option…
whether or not loosing is a word, this guy fails still fails for a pretty obvious grammatical error.
it should be an option.
not a option.
haha
i think that person needs to go back to elementary school.
So maybe commenters should *LOOK THINGS UP* before mis-correcting people. You fail just as much as the person with this on his or her car.
Apparently, getting it right isn’t “a option” for most of you.
Word to your mother.
Word to YOU’RE mother. (Oh, don’t attack me, I’m being funny.)
Previous spelling fail reference win!
Font on a car + bad grammar + bad tint job = fail heaven
apparently, neither is spell check
“spell” check would not have a problem with the phrase, nothing was misspelled
spell check this-
eye haight yore phase
ok, phase for face was pretty weak, anybody else have anything better?
ok…ok…i’ve got it! ready….?…..EVERYbody hates his phase!!! you were RIGHT Mal…OH! my head!!
The English langouge is not an option.
‘gouge’ for those who can’t, go teach.
Remotely making any sense fail.
You are vastly unaware of all the 90’s memes.
Beware who you trifle with troglodyte.
Loosing tyres during rides is indeed not an option.
Loosing isnt an option, but failing is….
and wouldnt it suck that they probably actually paid for the extra letter?
They gain an “o”, but lost an “n” – the cost should have worked out the same as the correct version.
I think his problem is that he’s dutch and never paid attention in his english class… i might be a bit racist towards my ”own kind” but hey a fail is a fail…right? ‘>.>
Let’s see, white trash decal on a white trash car….and white trash isn’t intelligent enough to pay attention in elementary school spelling class…yeah that looks about right.
Right. LOSING is not an option for this dork – it’s an inescapable destiny.
yall lame .. .hows that for grammar
should be ” YA’LL-R LAME”….geesh!
I now Can’t Spell Something Wrong on Here or I Get Burn’t
Funny how you tried so hard to spell everything correctly, but you still used capital letters on nearly every word, and still had grammatical errors:
“I now Can’t Spell Something Wrong on Here or I Get Burn’t”
TRANSLATION
“I shouldn’t spell anything incorrectly on here or I’ll get burned”
Stay in school trooper…
Maybe an O will come loose so he can lose it
post stuff like this at english failblog!!!
haha but education clearly is
… but failing is!
…but failing is
They should have called this WINDOW TINT FAIL
LOL, loosing is not an option… but failing is! XD
Technically “Loosing” isn’t an option.
Does anybody stop to think how a person of Hispanic would pronounce the word Lose? One would understand the misspell… Fail anyway.
why should we make fun with others mistakes?
we should correct and help them though
If you don’t want to make fun of others mistakes, you just might be on the wrong site. Try these: Constructivecritiscism.com, Ihavenolife.com, or maybe SubservientChicken.com.
My life: I noticed that “a” should be “an” before “loosing”.
What an looser!
geez …talk about failing to spell, more like fail to pass school what a doosh