you dumbasses
you must go up the stair, then jump to the right, and when you’re in front of the door, hang in the air for a second, then do a flip through it
duh! ::facepalms::
I don’t know anything about running up to those steps, Chuck. Must be nice to have legs.
The real fail is the lack of handicap accessability. I’m just a nub: I have no legs, arms, penis, or head. How, in the name of Fuck am I supposed to get inside that store? Do me a favor; run up there and smash that door with a solid round house. Then move those steps back over for all the assholes with legs.
What about that lower sign, does it’s placement mean anything?
No, you’re just doing this to be funny, or attract attention, or gather a group of flamers. Either way, you really don’t mean what you said because you just want attention. >:(
Those stairs sure look solid, not like anyone could move them as a practical joke or anything. Obviously someones massive design flaw and thats why its funny…. right? God you guys all suck.
Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozie! ( I was trying to get a little “Time Warp” here, but it’s “to the right” in and out of the door. Unless you do one of them backwards. )
Im not one of those who shout ‘photoshopped’ at stuff, but this does look fake. Does anyone else think it looks fake? I mean, it can be photoshopped and still be funny, this is one of those things where if its real, its odd and a bit wtf? but not particularly ‘haha’ funny, but if its fake then its a bit ‘meh’, you know?
No, no, no. Use an orange. It hurts more and it doesnt leave a mark. Have you never watched a gangster movie in your life? Soap is hard and would leave visible bruises. You can’t claim you never hit them if there are marks. Sheesh.
Who said anything about not leaving bruises? I was just thinking FMJ ‘blanket party’ since that seems to fit the SOP of many board gang-flames–blunt, bruising, and obeying the pack mentality.
I like the touch, its simplicity and the split FAIL comment in the picture. I admit that it might be staged but who says that the stairs got moved left and not the house to the right?! The building is not of a “permanent” type either…
I just have to know…are you doing the ‘elevens’ on purpose? Because that ‘2′ in there seems unintentional, and the all caps thing, and the previous comments…it’s hard to tell if it’s irony or fail. So good job with the ambiguity, there…
i know…i wish they’d put up my pix of the drowning fire truck i sent…not fake & the ULTIMATE fail for fire-fighter 1 training!! now THATS a fail.
ah, but i digress….this one SUCKS!!
Looks like a Walmart, I would rather move the stairs and walk into the wall than to actually have to enter the establishment…especially if I had to work there.
I don’t know about all of you and your moving stairs/doors, but that shop is three blocks from me house. The steps have always been like that. That’s why we use the front door.
I don’t know what could have gone wrong here.
they placed the stairs to the left of the door.
he means how it happened, not what happened
It’s a white trash security system.
Dammit! Now… how to get through this wall… *deep in thought*
…ur all dumb…
parking break just came lose
NO U !
– you misspelled loose, loser
you dumbasses
you must go up the stair, then jump to the right, and when you’re in front of the door, hang in the air for a second, then do a flip through it
duh! ::facepalms::
What happened here is a simple cut and paste.
Or the person taking the picture just ran up and moved the steps over.
DOUBLE POST = FAILBLOG FAIL
what double post?
No, they ran up and moved the door.
obviously
I don’t know anything about running up to those steps, Chuck. Must be nice to have legs.
The real fail is the lack of handicap accessability. I’m just a nub: I have no legs, arms, penis, or head. How, in the name of Fuck am I supposed to get inside that store? Do me a favor; run up there and smash that door with a solid round house. Then move those steps back over for all the assholes with legs.
What about that lower sign, does it’s placement mean anything?
you’re in almost as much anguish as burlap boy, at least he had a head
Has his skin been replaced with burlap? Fuck, this is a terrible notion. I feel sorry for Burlap Boy. Darn it, I am sad.
first you have to say photoshopped
second you fail
third these are moveable stairs, so its nothing special
or they just moved the stairs away from the door for a sec
Right.
I know what went wrong, this FAIL failed
its photoshopped, all the person had to do was select the door and switch it with the wall next to it.
Movable stairs, I guess?
FIRST! FAIL!
first does mean you fail, too true. Just stop doing it-it annoys everyone.
and means you have the brains of a two-year old.
Second!
)
(Agreed! First is for losers!
first place is the last loser….or um…wait…i KNOW this….second place is the first loser…yah! that’s it!
Fool me once….
sounds like someone’s trying to get burn of the week. nice try though.
and THAT may be the Burn of the Week…
it’s not
No one ever gets the burn of the week except that other guy that’s never you.
C’mon, theres always a next post to be first to reply to, this one just isn’t yours.
Almost right, I believe you meant to exclaim your achievement of the “FIRST FAIL!” of this thread =P
3rd!
Earthquake?
and apparently this is the largest chain of variety stores.
Lame.
Love the split fail thingie
Nais touch.
too true. i wonder how he did it?
I think he had in drunk mode, @D
‘Had in’ drunk mode?
soviet in mode drunk fails grammar you.
Used the same Photoshop technique on the word FAIL as he did on the stairs. It’s all about Layers.
i like parfait
i think he use photoshop for the letters
edited the picture after applying the word fail
photoshoped
DDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Obvious.
Why would he need to photoshop the stairs? Clearly they aren’t attached to the building. All you would have to do it move them.
but why do something that takes 2 seconds in the real world when you can spend an hour doing it on computer?
No, you’re just doing this to be funny, or attract attention, or gather a group of flamers. Either way, you really don’t mean what you said because you just want attention. >:(
Exactly. Don’t feed the troll.
Although someone should point out the fact that “photoshopped” should have 2 p’s.
Exactly. Don’t feed the troll.
If you’re going to be a buzzkill photoshop troll, at least add the right number of “p”s.
Those stairs sure look solid, not like anyone could move them as a practical joke or anything. Obviously someones massive design flaw and thats why its funny…. right? God you guys all suck.
it would be a fail for someone to open the door and walk down the invisible stairs.
It would have been an owned pic then not a fail tho …
Indeed, falling of invisible stairs is not a fail.
Quite the contrary. It is a fail.
…and so is contradicting yourself ;p
i think you meant fall.
dementia wins
Maybe the store owner is a mime.
indeed! he just takes the elevator
Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozie! ( I was trying to get a little “Time Warp” here, but it’s “to the right” in and out of the door. Unless you do one of them backwards. )
Im not one of those who shout ‘photoshopped’ at stuff, but this does look fake. Does anyone else think it looks fake? I mean, it can be photoshopped and still be funny, this is one of those things where if its real, its odd and a bit wtf? but not particularly ‘haha’ funny, but if its fake then its a bit ‘meh’, you know?
*cringes*
*awaits virtual beating with sticks*
Sticks? Who needs sticks?
*puts soap bar in tube sock*
No, no, no. Use an orange. It hurts more and it doesnt leave a mark. Have you never watched a gangster movie in your life? Soap is hard and would leave visible bruises. You can’t claim you never hit them if there are marks. Sheesh.
Who said anything about not leaving bruises? I was just thinking FMJ ‘blanket party’ since that seems to fit the SOP of many board gang-flames–blunt, bruising, and obeying the pack mentality.
Someone moved the stairs, they’re not the permanent type. Fail!!!!! It’s staged.
I like the touch, its simplicity and the split FAIL comment in the picture. I admit that it might be staged but who says that the stairs got moved left and not the house to the right?! The building is not of a “permanent” type either…
It would be much easier to just move the stairs… Why would they move the whole building when they can just move the stairs… IQ Fail for you
You are applying logic to this? Who said they did it the easy way?
Maybe the house stayed in the same place and the Earth and stairs revolved under it.
A levitating house, perhaps?
Or perhaps the government got involved in this, moved the building, and then charged the owner of said building a lot of money for doing it.
from the stairs point of view, the building moved. relativity FAIL.
exactly! move it, take a pic and put it back….or just leave it…
i think the fact that the stairs weren’t permanently attached is the fail, then you’re just asking for someone to move them
So somebody moves the temporary steps. Big deal.
yeah… fail FAIL
MAN, LOL, I would sit all day at a near bench just to see people smash their faces on the wall!!! HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE! LOL!!!111 ! AWESOME!!
You would have a very boring day, my retarded friend.
You’re too potilical correct, I like to see people get hurt !! LOL!!11 AWESOME!!
LMAO!!!!11
I KNOW! HAHA! ROFLOL!!11
*sigh*
I think you meant, “politically”.
FTFY
In Soviet Russia, face smashes walls… that’s why most peasants are so ugly in Russian Soviet State
Not really funny…
sense of humour fail.
This is has been photoshopped. You can see where the pixels blur where the the user moved the door. Failed photoshop is more accurate.
and the penis doesn’t cast a shadow either.
your penis doesn’t cast a shadow
I think the stairs were just moved. You can see in the back they have supports like stairs that are not attached to anything.
I’m passing on this one and crossing my fingers for the next post…
Pass Fail.
Wow, contradiction win.
No letter grade.
thanks, captain obvious.
I know, I’m so entitled.
FIRST!!!!
‘Tard.
LOL!!11 ROTLMAO!!121
I just have to know…are you doing the ‘elevens’ on purpose? Because that ‘2′ in there seems unintentional, and the all caps thing, and the previous comments…it’s hard to tell if it’s irony or fail. So good job with the ambiguity, there…
ROFL!!!11ELEVENTYPHONE~&
Last!
And please let me remain last. Let it die. This staged crap doesn’t deserve to be on failblog.
Fail at letting this fail die.
i know…i wish they’d put up my pix of the drowning fire truck i sent…not fake & the ULTIMATE fail for fire-fighter 1 training!! now THATS a fail.
ah, but i digress….this one SUCKS!!
^ That guy’s not last.
Neither are you. Fail
Neither are you. Fail
This pic fails to fail for me, movable steps ftl
This pic fails to fail, movable steps ftl
Double post fail. FTL.
I didn’t know what ftl meant, so I looked it up.
One source said, for the loss.
Another said, for the lose. Doesn’t make as much sense to me…but what do I know.
opinions?
‘For the lose’ is the most common one.
first
You forgot to say next is gay.
hey hey, i’m famous
Who wants to be fucked in the ass by me, please post next. Thank you.
Good one. Are you over 12?
Looks like a Walmart, I would rather move the stairs and walk into the wall than to actually have to enter the establishment…especially if I had to work there.
you work at walmart, don’t you?
it’s okay, just let it out.
Probably an issue with a Wal-Mart in a past life. Or maybe this one.
walmart thetans.
scientology reference WIN!
Maybe, if someone opened the door from the inside, and then you jumped off the top step…
I call shenanigans.
I know it’s been said in other ways, but I was hoping to use the word “shenanigans” today.
I don’t know about all of you and your moving stairs/doors, but that shop is three blocks from me house. The steps have always been like that. That’s why we use the front door.
Talking like a pirate WIN.
Actually, I guess that would be TYPING like a pirate win.
Nice photoshop job. The problem is you also moved the bottom of the word fail when you moved the stairs over. Photoshop FAIL.
Understanding of the joke fail.
nobody needs to say a thing and that’s burn of the week. knob!
Oh this one is just silly. The stairs are movable, they aren’t attached i to the building:P You can see that in how they are built.
Watch that last step!!! It’s a lulu!!!
Fake
I think it was photo shopped.
LOL
edit fail
Ummmm………….. ???
Duplicate picture FAIL
gyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
U dumbasses it’s photoshopped can’t u see that the “fail” in the picture is seperated