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LAME
Nothing funny about this one.
I agree. If this blog turns into another “America’s Funniest Home Videos” I’m leaving. I can only laugh at others’ pain if the fail was spectacular and did not cause severe injury.
Second that!
Thirdinated.
Fourthed.
Motion carried
Sixt…thh..uhh, sixthed?
I agree the injury is bad, but you have to admit the fail was kind of spectacular.
Actually you are wrong. It’s hilarious.
COOKIE MONSTER!!!!
for it to comply with funny-home-video standards it needs the obligatory *slide whistle and BONK* sound effect.
I like threading
Lol. I found it hilarious.
what do you mean? face mangling accidents always crack me up!
The only funny thing is the guy who did the flip after the first person wiped out. That was amusing.
It looked like it really hurt, though … all bloody and such. Poor guy.
And this is why I’m not athletic. I can’t even walk down the hallway without nigh on killing myself, much less jump over hurdles.
What language is that?
swedish
At least now I know that the Swedish word for “whoops” is “whoops”.
now if we can only figure out what i-yi-yi-yi-EYE means….
it’s simply ‘ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch’
i-yi-yi-yi-EYE = Aj-aj-aj-AJ = Ouch-ouch-ouch-OUCH
Swedish
Swedish
FIRST AGAIN!
FAIL AGAIN!
Your envy is admirable but unnecessary.
<3
I’m not that kind of girl.
GIRL?! on the INTERNET!! ::masturbates::
MASTURBATES? ::masturbates::
>Burn of the week<
BURN of the WEEK?!? ::masturbates::
Old.
Old??? ::Masticates::
I lol’ed
Me too!
I masturbated!
You too?! ::masturbates… TWICE::
dude this happens all the time. its not fuckin funny. this happened to my friend and he fell flat on his face and broke his nose. poor guy
lmao, sucks for your friend.
I think your friend is masturbating wrong.
Sympathy fail
how do you masturbate?
Concept fail.
comment win
UR A GIRL??
Yeah, is that so difficult to believe?
Actually no it’s not difficult at all, you’re nick just gives the idea
you’re a guy, that’s all.
as does her penis.
Win!
Owned.
O SNAP!
OH NO HE DIN’T
Leave my penis out of this.
Where do you want to put it then?
In the box next to my bed. It’s detachable, dontcha know?
I wanna sleepz with a penis next to my beds too, where
can i gets one of those????
There seems to be lots on this site.
WAHT THE FAIL IS GOING ON HERE
Totally photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong and it isn’t even the same color.
I agree. This is so fake. It couldn’t even fool SpongeBob.
And there is pixilating right about the blood. Plus, they are not even speaking a real language. They are speaking Klingon or something.
no thats Italian actually
Italian.., no man, that’s swedish
Uh huh, Italian.
Language recognition fail. It’s Finnish.
That is not fake.
The athlete is Günther Weidlinger from Austria.
Just google it.
im from sweden and that was defenitly swedish. btw if anyone wonder, yes all men from sweden are vikings and all girls are blonde and got big tits
“You’re” nick?
lolz my bad >.>
Only boys watch Doctor Who.
generalization fail.
Correction: only boys watch the -old- Doctor Who
You still would have been ‘FIRST’, if you’d used your comment to post something constructive or amusing.
We could tell it would have been first by ourselves, what with it being first….you don’t need to label it.
Well done.
Thanks! However your chiding goes largely unnoticed.
You’ve replied, that’s about as much notice as you can give.
You’re letting the side down, damnit.
If you’re going to act like a ‘tard, why not do something funny.
I didn’t say it went unnoticed by me, ‘tard. I said “largely unnoticed”, as in no one other than you or me cares.
Sheesh.
i care very deeply…
And that’s why I love you.
You are my new friend.
Your old one got AIDS now… RUN ReTARDIS!!! RUUUUUN!!!111oneeleven!1
Um…I think you missed your AM dose of Ritalin, d00d.
AM dose of RITALIN ?!? ::masturbates::
I giggledz
nothing important, just continuing this thread.
Boom Headshot!
That hurdle came out of NOWHERE!
IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIT HIM IN THE HEAD. HAHAH.
GORILLA COMES OUT OF FVCKING NOWHERE
guerilla hurdles!! look out!
In Soviet Russia, Gorillas fvck you out of nowhere
Never has an inanimate object PWNED the way this hurdle has.
SMACK!
Ai Ai Ai Ai Aieeeeeeeeee
That’d be “aj aj aj aj aj aj aj”.
la li lu le lo?
omfglmfaolol?
omfgrotflmfaolol?
Snake, look out for that hurdle… Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
“Time Paradox”
Man that’s gotta hurt…the poor thing…
It’s okay, I think the hurdle survived with little or no damage….
thank goodness ;_;
xD Ah, those jokes are priceless, and funny almost every time.
-Eternity.
Redundant sign-off fail.
I feel nearly as bad for the two others who slipped up because of Newly Broken Nose Man. They’re all gonna lose.
sympathy fail
loooooool
Did he trip before doing that faceplant? And ouch!
Nah he just wanted to give lil’ hurdle a kissy.
Yeah, that’s what it looks like. He stumbled preparing to jump and planted his face in the hurdle as a result. Poor guy, you know his whole face is probably broken.
HURDLE, MEET FACE.
FACE, MEET HURDLE.
I nearly snorted coffee out my nose reading this! Comment Win!
New character on Metalocalypse….. MURDLEFACE!
I wasn’t going to watch at first because I was sure it would be a groin shot video, so to speak. I was pleasantly surprised to be wrong. Seriously though… Ouch, just ouch.
That’s not funny…
yes it is…
And how!
I FAIL to see why this is funny? He just trips and boings his head? .. okay? WHats the joke? The way the swedish guys talk?
The joke is that you just used the word “boing” to describe what the poor slob did to his noggin on the hurdle.
Thanks ReTARDIS. It wasn’t funny for me until now.
::boings:: thinking of ReTARDIS
Interweb Rule #3: never reveal that you are a girl to a message board unless you like the thought of 30 year old geeky virgins fapping to your user name.
Yeah, well, I hope they all lol’d.
Ya we did lol, btw i didnt fap to your username, i like young boys…
and cats…
I did thinking of them “fapping” to a user name.
Right?
Left? I don’t get it >.>
I “LOL’d” at the thought of them “fapping” to a user name. Did you hit the Hurdle too?
I think i did when i was a baby, maybe thats why im stoopid
dun ask me hao
Remember, this isn’t lolcats.
Fine mommy ill type correct engrish…
It isn’t?
He is stupid, jumping would be much more effective than trying to go under.
thank you captain O
Win =]
Why is it a win?
have you had a humorectomy?
seiously though, that looks like it was more than nose, i think he’s minus a few teeth now…
One reason I could never take non-team sports too seriously, someone goes down, there’s no concern, everybody keeps on running, not even looking back… I mean, I understand why, the race doesn’t stop b/c someone biffs, and they all still want to win, I just couldn’t ever be that callous myself…
this one time (not in band camp) I tried boxing, but I felt bad for making the kid double over when I hit him with a surprise gut-shot… When we had a re-match a week later, he got his revenge, hit me with the same shot- he didn’t feel bad, he kept on whaling until I put the knee down… not that I hold it against him, I’m just not that competitive
Pvssy
more than a pvssy~a wooly-mamouth woos!! OMG! and with a name like Malfeasant
(Misconduct or wrongdoing, especially by a public official.
[Anglo-Norman malfaisance, from Old French malfaisant, malfeasant, present participle of malfaire, to do evil, from Latin malefacere; see malefactor.]
mal·feasant adj. & n.) you think you’d be a tad tougher…(before you start on ‘ya-ya-it’s grandma)
XD
sorry to disappoint you, sounds like i shattered your worldview… the nerve of me using a name in a largely anonymous forum that does not completely accurately describe myself, i should be dragged into the street and shot
fwiw, i was i think 19 or 20 at the time, and he was 16 or so, i outweighed him by a good 50+ pounds, plus my reach was longer… those details are pretty fuzzy though, it was almost 15 years ago, they didn’t even have the internet back then
by what you just described.. there should be no reason for him to hav e been “whaling” on you.. If you were older, bigger, and had a longer reach.. you should’ve been pwning this noob.
You are a fail.
you’ve never boxed, have you? they divide boxing up into different weight classes because, on the one hand, big guys when they hit the littler guys hit hard and can knock them silly- but on the other hand, the little guys can bounce around so much faster than the bigger guys, it’s tough to actually land many punches, i would swing, and he just wouldn’t be there anymore…
and anyway, he hit me with a gut shot, i was doubled over trying not to barf, it took a few seconds to recover, and he was beating me about the head the whole while
still a big woos!! c’mon, suck it up, cupcake…i KNOW you didn’t choose (and spell correctly i might add) a name like that instead of “EMO the magnificent” for nothing!! and you’ve been so tough all along….until this…this….ugly flash-back to your past. i won’t drag you into the street THIS time, or shoot you (they took all my bullets)….ok?
now c’mon, let grammy wipe your face & you just get back out there like the big, stong boy i know you are!!
thanks gramma, i was feeling all hurt inside, but you made it all better, now i can go back to my wicked ways
That’s why they have the medics on standby.
The Hurdle won (Yes, I capitalized it. The Hurdle is that fapping awesome!!!)
am I to assume that you meant to say “The Hurdle is that masturbating awesome!!!)”?
Poor guy. We really should cut him some slack. They should have never played the limbo music at the track meet.
Not just his head, watch his legs as he goes down. One looked to bend a little lower then the knee.
I THOUGHT his knee looked a little funny.
It was the clown face painted on it.
Hey Aren’t you that guy who started myspace?
Poor Eliseo Martín. I hope he does well in the Olympics.
In fact, he is a good athlete. He just failed this time a little bit
Y joo hef to geev heem a nem, maing?
there’s like at least 3 spelling errors there.
only three???
This is not lolcats here.
Its NOT?
*giggle*
I was writing phonetic Mexican.
LOL FAIL.
I believe you mean phonetic SPANISH…there is no such language as “Mexican.” Although an argument could be made for Nahuatil (SP? Native language of the Aztecs) or the Mayan language as being Mexican since the vast majority of people from Mexico are of mixed spanish and native ancestry.
If you wanted to be correct, its Castellano.
No, it’s Mexican. The Spanish of Spain and the Spanish of Mexico are different. Next time, I’ll refer to it as Mayan, k?
This is SO stupid. OMG. Fail.
y’all should shut up and talk american dammit
NEVER FORGET
never forget what?
How stupid Americans can be.
i live here, it’s pretty hard to forget that
Yes, this involves inserting random insults with the English language and telling other people they are stupid because they don’t live in the United States and have an occasional spelling error.
That does seem to be the case.
Don’tcha meanz engrish???
“Stewardess, I speak Jive.”
Stop calling me Shirley!
Don’t just love how these FailBlog posts just tend to degrade over the length of the reply list (usually after a hundred or so), to the point where the remaining participants are griping about homosexuality, who’s bending over or showing next, what’s going on in communist countries, and the finer points of elementary school education?
The mere thought of going over to FailBLOG now churns my stomach.
What you said.
I take my coffee like I take my men. Black.
its not martin – its weidlinger that fails…
Forgive my ignorance, but what language are the broadcasters speaking?
Ignorance forgiven. It is Swedish
The language spoken in the beautiful country called Sweden. A country who is famous for being “lagom”, or would have been, if we weren’t “lagom”.
Sounds like Swedish to me. Or maybe ReTARDISh.
I have no accent. I’M A MIDWESTERNER!
Yeah, like all the folks in Cleveland who insist “I don’t hyave yan yaccent.” (Sorry, don’t know the codes for phonetics, that’s as close as I can get.)
Then how did you learn to type in fluent Nahuatil?
I’m an idiot savant.
i’m having uncontrollable muscle spasms
Stop fapping so much
welcome back big guy!!
She’s a girl. Girls claim to know everything. That, coupled with the fact that all girls are aliens hell-bent on making men’s lives hellish.
Come this way, my preciousssss….
*cough*
Spoken like a guy who lives in his mom’s basement and faps while looking at the female elf avatars in World of Warcraft.
XD
cin aye pl0x bee teken twe yer leaderz?
Why, it was the universal language of love.
Didn’t you feel tingling in your naughty bits?
Hahaha epic.
I just feel sorry for this runner… a nasty faceplant into the bar. Ouch ouch ouch
its not so much those particular hurdles that are dangerous. the standalone ones are the tricky devils.
either way, that sucks.
dayum
Ever heard of editing videos? Fail happens in 5 sec, video is minute and half..
Sure, but editing takes like ten whole seconds…
Hurdle champion 5 years later. But this one is not anywhere as funny as the original one
Not a FAIL. It’s called sports, this kind of thing happens. I suppose every time some football(american) player drops the ball we should post it on FAIL. Every time a football(rest of the world) player misses the goal it should be a FAIL as well.
Can’t wait until this blog is renamed to “Mundaneblog” or “Your Everyday Urine.”
no, because as you pointed out.. that would be watching sports. if i wanted to see a bunch of guys running around in tights tackling each other or in short shorts missing catches i would turn on the tv. that however my dear friend is the difference. this is (or atleast supposed to be), if you will, a best of all of that crap.
then you can point out every fail on this site and say “it’s not a fail, it’s LIFE, this kind of thing happens”.
Actually, if they end up with the ball in an uncomfortable spot, or has their head taken off in a tackle, then I want to see football here. Otherwise, they just fumbled the ball and it isn’t that interesting. Here, we have a person running full tilt and planting his face in to a solid object.
I think it’s the amount of blood involved.
Every time Farve makes an interception thats a fail.
so “Fav-ray” has failed a sh1tload of times.
Every time Favre retires and then changes his mind, a kitten dies.
mew!
thud
Kitty? . . . KITTY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You see, what you did wrong here, was trying to go *under* the hurdle. Common mistake.
no, he tried to put his face *through* the hurdle. it’s an advanced move. (i’m trying to start a meme here)
I’m guessing that his teeth (some of them) went *down* his throat.
Your meme fails.
i won’t lie, i’m disappointed.
I’ve said that before. Reading FAIl
That’s not funny. My hurdle died that way.
Your hurdle is allergic to faces too? Small world, I’ve manged to keep mine safe, I’ve only had to epipen it once.
Allergic to faces? Don’t make me talk about it. I kissed my hurdle. I killed her. I KILLED HEEEEEEEER!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HURDLE JUMPS YOU.
In Soviet Russia, jumping hurdles you
haha! in soviet russia bad jokes are funny!
In Soviet Russia, they drink vodka.
In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you?
in Misquamicut, we drink vodka!
In Vodka, we drink Misquamicut??
On the internet, geeks laugh at YOU!
dammit, I fail at soviet russia jokes. Then again, This IS the fail blog.
u r in the right place
In Soviet Russia, everything tries to jump you. Why do you think they have such good goalies there? Always blocking something coming at them…
What’s wrong with that?
well if you missed it, the runner faceplanted into the hurdle, which inturn, caused two other runners to fall. that is kinda the long and short of it
What’s wrong with it is that she had to ask what’s wrong with it? Perhaps where she comes from faceplanting a hurdle is the norm.
It would explain a lot about her question.
and the stutter in gggirl
unnecessary explanation fail
Did anyone else see the other guy hyper-extend his arm, continue the flip and then keep going? That was pretty cool.
Hells yes.
that’s what i call a WIN
Too long. Too lame.
SORT IT OUT.
WOW, 1:31! You’re right, that’s too much from your precious time.
attention span fail
Lazy douche. The FAIL starts 15 seconds in and they show clips of it constantly.
it’s called “instant replay”
Gives a whole new meaning to head-banging. ha ha. Where was the Slayer music when he needed it?
The Slayer music was being replaced by Annihilator.
So this guy runs into a bar, screaming in Swedish. A Ugandan yells, “Oh my God! Your ass can talk!”
“Tha’s dot by ath! Tha’s by faith!”
“How could it be your face? It has a crack in it?!”
that made me snort
i snarked!! 4ndyman wins comment win thingy…xD
LOLZ!
You know, the other day I fell on my ass and today I could swear there’s a crack in it!
em… haha! O.o
mebe j00 shud get neuw jokez, girlyman
Yeah, I know, it was lame.
And I’m ALL girl, so start fapping away.
That black dude that jumped over the hurdle AND the three guys on the ground and then gracefully dashed off? WIN.
Seriously, that was pretty kickass.
He had a plasma tv under one arm, didn’t he?
RACIST
Oh come on, you were thinking it, too.
inappropriate humor is the best kind
In that case, how do you turn a fox into a cow…
marry her?
Yessir!
oh of course i was. i just like accusing people of stuff.
WHAT? so you mean white people don’t steal T.Vs….oh wait a minute they just like to steal people’s land and rape their women, but yea that is less than stealing a plasma tv.
HEY! You forgot “kill their customs.”
Racist.
He’s been listening to “Run to the Hills” today, hasn’t he?
racist or not, that’s pretty damn funny
Epic win.
total, complete, and utter win.
FIRST!!!!!
Oh and by the way. The fact that the guy totally failed in his attempt to break the hurdle with his face as required to become a true Ninja Master, It was the fact that the announcers were speaking foreign. That was the fail. Everyone knows that all sports have to be broadcast in a real language…..(:
It-shay! Ere-thay oes-gay y-may ance-chay at-ay arting-stay a-ay Ig-pay Atin-lay ESPN-ay!
Ailfay.
roflmao-ay
::asturbates-may::
awesome O.O
Funny? Not so much…
No one said it was funny. Is this “FUNNYBLOG”? I think not.
Why are you such a hater
we just wanna have a lil laugh 
apparently Renegade5399 is not laughing.
and ReTARDIS rules.
I’m not a hater. I was just sayin’. It was called sarcasm.
okie
Look, if you don’t have a sense of humor about a bloody, face-deforming, teeth-breaking fail situation, it’s just not funny.
first, everyone next and before is a jewish gaylord!
Ooo Me MeeeEEE!
One of these days, anonym(jew)an is going to post something funny. Sadly, we’ll all be in nursing homes unknowingly shitting our pants by that time and will forget it 20 seconds after we read it.
stay gay as you are
I AM LORD OF THE GAYS!!!
and here’s ur tiara ^^
gday
he fucked himself up. HAHAHAHAHA
Well alleluhah! I was WONDERING when it was gonna be my turn.
IAAF Olympics = I Are A Fail Olympics
Thus proving the fact that white men can’t jump.
…Then suddenly he saw a penny laying on the ground…
RACIST!
oh, come on, you were thinking it too.
oh of course i was. i just like accusing people of stuff.
Ahh, so it wasn’t serious? Phew… That’s a relief… And I which was about to set my white robe of power on fire…
The fun thing is the commenter saying “Fail” whe the guy fell (i know he doesn’t say fail but it looks like so) anyway Nested Comments Fail
Death to Smoochie!!!
Pues no me hace ni puta gracia, que quereis que os diga
Eh, whajoo saen, maign?
Clearly, there’s no “off” position on the idiot savant switch.
LOL oh bravo, thx for that, you made my day!!
No, it’s always on. One cannot just stop being an idiot, can one?
I don’t want to write in English.
If you need to know the meaning, use a translator
Well, don’t post on an english website, if you do not want to write in english.
What you did is just rude.
That’s not exactly funny. First off, he got hit in the face, which must have hurt. It wouldn’t have been as bad if he had leaped over it but his foot got caught. Second of all, after running like that, it’s not good to stop so suddenly. I’m sure that to some people it was funny, but to me, it was sad.
maybe so… but it is better to laugh when nothing is funny than to cry when nothing is sad
har haaaaa!!!111
See, the athlete had a horrifying limbo accident as a child. Now its the only thing he remembers how to do.
HURDLE FAIL CULT.
In Soviet Russia, hurdles you!
puppies are cute. so are babycats.
did you watch the clock when it was at the slowest play back? It took that one guy a second to get up and out of there. That’s a superpower.
все лохи! ХУЙ!
Why do all our icons look vaguely like swasticas?
Godwin FTW
Dammit, that’s 1:31 I’ll never have back. I watched that whole clip waiting for the runners to come around the track and then jump over the hurdle again right on top of Newly Broken Nose Man. My fail.
в советской России, вы все всасываете
TRANSLATE SERVER ERROR
Too long, didn’t watch.
attention span fail
Has anyone considered the hurdle in all of this? Poor hurdle, just sitting there, minding his own hurdling business. Then, BAM, human in the face.
What was the funny part?
when he hit his head on the hurdle,watching the video b4 u post fail
256 comments and none worth anyone’s time.
reading comments as good use of time…
…fail.
I’ve seen this before somewhere. I didn’t find it that funny.
that makes you stupid
i concur. efficient time use fail.
DRINK POWERTHIRST TO RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS!
into a hurdle
you will have 400 babies
and only 40% will have AIDS.
next poster is a dumbass
ur mother
I have only seen one forum on the net where the comments actually has NOTHING to do with the topic
Quite fun to read really, you must all be quite disturbed
It’s not funny
I’d give this a 5/5 FAIL if it was title’d “track and fail” instead of “track fail”
How did this happen? It’s like he dove down instead of jumping up and smacked his face on the hurdle.
dude tripped up
the comentaitors says the spikes on he’s shoes stuckes in the floor and he tripped.
Wow this has a lot of comments.
What made it funny to me was the image in my head of the Swedish chef from the Muppets. Injury not funny, guy yelling in hilarious sounding language, very funny.
Yay Swedish commentators
PENIS!!
This is Günther Weidlinger, if anybody wants to know.
NOM NOM NOM
If I wanted to watch people fall down I’d just set up a videocam in my house.
Opportunity to make fun of others on the internet FAIL
*specially if it’s your own family
Faceplant fail. Once again.
People can laugh at the albino dude who faceplanted on stage in a talent contest in front of a world audience, but this? ON NO NO NO!.
Make up your minds and stick to it.
Woah the dude in White is Ninja, it looked like he broke his arm :S
Hi face, meet bar.
the fail is its dutch
What the hell is wrong with you people?
People getting hurt is always funny.
Fucking pansies.
Really wasn’t that funny or much of an epic fail. though the guy in white did a freaking awesome somersault. impressive he pulled that off and didnt break his arm.
ouch he just ate dirt kinda tastets like mint with a hyint off…..PHHHHFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FACE PLANT DOOD
Commentators translated (Swedish to English)
Benjamin Kiplagat, it sounds like a Kenyan but he’s not. He is competing for Uganda.
The Kip-tribe exist across the borders in Africa, so they exist both on the Kenyan and Ugandian side.
Whops! Henrik Skoog and some other runners felt. It’s the Spanian how felt first and he remains lying there. Skoog is up.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
Did you see what happened Anders?
Yes, it was tight which… it is this that is challanging with obstacle running to run close in a group and then pass the obstacles because you must have a plain sight to be able to do a nice clearance and now, unfortunately, it happened to Henrik.
Let’s look at it. Here we have the spanian Eliseo Martin, no Weidlinger is it that get hurt isn’t it?
The 334th Weidlinger is it… Mhm Mhm, not the spanian. Weidlinger plants his head straight into the obstacle.
Ouch ouch ouch, poor guy.
He suffers from a similar looking incident as Christin Johansson did yesterday, his spikes get stuck in the ground and now he is lying by the obstacle and now let’s see how the assistances will solve this as the runners come back next round. They will have to run pass on the side of the obstacle I assume.
Yes, no, they have to run…
That’s the only way to solve it. Let’s ignore the rules here assistance personal. They will run beside the obstacle,. Oh they did manage to clear the obstacle on the outside him. Poor Weidlinger, it looked really scary the hit he got.
IS NOT FUNNY, the fail is be in this web
IS NOT FUNNY , the fail is be in the web
lol that hilarious because he fell due to his own clumsiness. Not one of the other runners even touched him. Damn retard should have ran in the Special Olympics.
Youtube video FAIL.
Track & Failed
Jay Florence is a gay nonce.