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I’m the first. I love the guys face. Its says “you like”.
well, its obvious that you like the girl more, mr. mexican pedo.
You looked at that pic and this was the first thing you thought of? Sounds like you might consider chemical castration before you hurt someone.
Lets not forget in this that “first” posters are a waste of life and should all be fired from a cannon into the sun to begin with.
shut up. the first posters get the ball rolling. we need them, like it or not.
I believe they were referring to the use of the obnoxious and over-used ‘first!’ (and subsequently ’second!’ and ‘third!’, etc.) commenters. Not the first commenters. Obviously we need the first comment, or there would be no point.
Common sense fail.
“david”, make sure next week you scrape the gum off my trash cans when you come to empty them. That really upset me to see it still there this past weekend.
no, i wont clean it off. you can just suffer.
also, replying to the wrong person fail
Not at all, put your name in quotations to make it clear who I was addressing. But, since we’re going down this road, acknowledging you empty my trash cans fail.
dammit i played right into your hand!
COMMENT FAIL
i would like to fire you into the sun, because your life is just
wasted. pedomnomnomymous.
no, i meant the people shouting FIRST! they get the vitriol flowing, which is why we need them.
What about just having a cannon fired at them? Seems like less of a hassle.
Why the hell are the commenters on this blog so damn mean-spirited? I honestly think that you are all, each and every one of you, a waste of life. That makes me sad. Suffice to say I will no longer be reading the comments…they have almost ruined the site for me.
My first inclination would be to hypothesize that it’s a direct result of this site’s only purpose.
Failing.
We will sorely miss your validation.
mean spirited, you say? we’re a waste of life, you say? FAIL
Bend over and I’ll show you mean spirited.
gasman win.
Mean-spirited? Me? -preps cannon-
Gee, I don’t know, why would one ever expect the comments on a website called “FailBlog” to be mean-spirited?
Smart move. Can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
People are looking for a place in the next Burn of the Week
“Pedo” is Spanish for “flattus”
Looky! Penis! Haha! Penis!
You are all to excited about this, sir.
are you sure that nwabby is a “sir”?
Wow… I can’t even tell what that’s MEANT to be…?
I was thinking the same thing….then after studying the picture up close for a minute, I felt embarrassed when I realized that it really is what everyone thinks it is.
You mean, you finally realized it’s that little girl’s incredible stone penis?
It would chafe pretty bad…
Hard on the underwear too. And imagine trying to buy jeans that have a specially-tailored penis-pocket in the front.
That’s not all that it’s hard on…
in my book, that was comment of the year. i almost don’t want to comment anymore because that was the pinnacle.
Are you scared of penises ?
Are you saying that if THAT one was coming at you, you wouldn’t be a tiny bit afraid?
It’s not really a statue fail. It’s a fail on the part of the parent who allowed their little girl to pose with a giant stone penis. Especially since her legs are wrapped around it. Makes me wonder if the parents need to be investigated by CPS.
maybe the girls parents don’t even know about this?
What, they just accidentally brought her into the world?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In Soviet India penis owns you!
In Soviet Russia, this joke’s funny!
Ummm… not really.
die.
In Turkey, they’re very into penis-showing god statues…
I’m guessing that the statue is intended to be that way. The fail here is the parent who let their daughter straddle that giant stone phallus for a photo-op.
Meh, why? Not all parents are prudes.
Yes, not all parents are prudes and my kids know what’s what, but I wouldn’t let them straddle a statue of an ERECT PENIS.
ERECT PENIS!
A WRECKED PENIS!
ELECT PENIS
EPIC PENIS
ECLECTIC PENIS
ELECTRIC PENIS
ecliptic penis
Dont lie! You already did!
Didnt your child get created in part due to an erect penis anyway?
YOURE ANTI-CHILD AND ANTI-FAMILY!
There is a difference between being a prude and letting your way too young to be thinking about sex daughter straddling a stone penis, not to mention the fact that it ended up on the internet. It’s like saying, “hey honey, I’d really like for you to have sex as early as possible and if it’s not too much trouble can you get a handful of STD’s and an unwanted pregnancy to go with it.”
no it’s not. i mean, i wouldn’t let my daughter pose on that statue, and if she did i’d definitely try to keep it off the internet. but you’re talking crazy. if that picture is real, i’m sure it was in no way detrimental to the girl. perspective fail, or hyperbole win, not sure which.
i laugh at you, i laugh at your mother and the stupid way she grew you up… your father is silly man owning bunch of dead rats you silly person!!!
Why do I feel like there should be an ‘I will fart in your general direction’ after this comment?
Haha I was thinking the same thing.
and your father smells of elderberries!
no…the fail HERE is some-one actually took the time to photoshop a picture of their KID into a photoshopped’d pic of a statue…just for a laugh on the internet.
as a joke using an adult it would have been ok….this borders on, no IS, child abuse. some freak out there is smiling like the statue and printing a copy of it to add to his collection.
I think this comment has been photoshopped… The text is all messed up and the name “ya-ya” is in a differnt light and text flow than the green square to it’s left. The inconsistant capitilized letters are a dead give-away. Definiantly photoshopped, and not done well either.