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I’m the first. I love the guys face. Its says “you like”.
well, its obvious that you like the girl more, mr. mexican pedo.
You looked at that pic and this was the first thing you thought of? Sounds like you might consider chemical castration before you hurt someone.
Lets not forget in this that “first” posters are a waste of life and should all be fired from a cannon into the sun to begin with.
shut up. the first posters get the ball rolling. we need them, like it or not.
I believe they were referring to the use of the obnoxious and over-used ‘first!’ (and subsequently ’second!’ and ‘third!’, etc.) commenters. Not the first commenters. Obviously we need the first comment, or there would be no point.
Common sense fail.
“david”, make sure next week you scrape the gum off my trash cans when you come to empty them. That really upset me to see it still there this past weekend.
no, i wont clean it off. you can just suffer.
also, replying to the wrong person fail
Not at all, put your name in quotations to make it clear who I was addressing. But, since we’re going down this road, acknowledging you empty my trash cans fail.
dammit i played right into your hand!
COMMENT FAIL
FAIL AT COMMENT FAIL
Erm. Hallelujah?
No jesus here. FAIL
SPAM!!!
It takes an average of three posts for people to forget what they were posting for in the first place.
i would like to fire you into the sun, because your life is just
wasted. pedomnomnomymous.
LOL
no, i meant the people shouting FIRST! they get the vitriol flowing, which is why we need them.
No we don’t the first person to write a comment can easily write something intellegent and worthwhile to the fail at hand. Just writing First to be an attention whore doesn’t help anybodies IQ or maturity level.
Zippy, correct punctuation and correct usage of words helps everybody’s IQ.
Period after don’t. anybody’s
Since nobody else commented on it, I’ll take it to mean I am being overly critical.
Aim the cannon my way!
Gosh darn it, it’s called a full stop, a period is what a woman has on a regulare basis or a measure of time.
your on something called FAILBLOG.ORG
and your bitching about IQ and maturity level
FAIL
bitchy~ness win…..Does anyone know how to spell the word I just attempted?
i dont think its a maturity level issue, but it is annoying in that it
takes up space and i dont want to scroll through 300 comments of
first /second/ etc. i come here to look for funny comments while
im bored at work, haha
I know, like me too. Oh wait! *scratches head* It’s far worse to have to read through the commentary about FIRST. Commentary likes yours. Commentary like mine.
Oh no!
uhm, so nobody noticed that intelligent was spelled wrong?
You spelled “intelligence” wrong.
Intelligence fail!
Seventh!
LOL
I absolutely agree. If you’re going to post, at least post something funny. If you post “first” just for that, “You may go to the devil’s dam.” $50 go to the first person to tell me what that quote is from. Not really, but just humor me.
Shakespeare’s “The taming of the Shrew”, Gremio, scene 1.
What about just having a cannon fired at them? Seems like less of a hassle.
Why the hell are the commenters on this blog so damn mean-spirited? I honestly think that you are all, each and every one of you, a waste of life. That makes me sad. Suffice to say I will no longer be reading the comments…they have almost ruined the site for me.
My first inclination would be to hypothesize that it’s a direct result of this site’s only purpose.
Failing.
We will sorely miss your validation.
mean spirited, you say? we’re a waste of life, you say? FAIL
Bend over and I’ll show you mean spirited.
gasman win.
Mean-spirited? Me? -preps cannon-
Gee, I don’t know, why would one ever expect the comments on a website called “FailBlog” to be mean-spirited?
Smart move. Can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Comment placement fail @ myself
LIAR!!! there…i said it….no one else would…bunch of pussies (pussys?)….you are a LIAR!! so FAIL YOU!!
LIAR!! you are such a liar!!! (where’d my last comment to you go?…it was SO much better!)
We’re sorry
You’re just jealous because you’re not first. If you were, you know you couldn’t help it.
Of course, if “mexican grunt” wasn’t first, then the previous “anonym” would be and thus be “fired into the sun.” So with each person fired into the sun, the next person would be first, and so on, until there was no one left.
Sounds like you’re all a logical bunch.
People are looking for a place in the next Burn of the Week
ive read about that statue. When first married girls would go to a temble where they would stradle one of these statues and they thought it ended your virginity.
“Pedo” is Spanish for “flattus”
PEDO in Spanish means FART HAHA!
Hmmm….I do not believe the “fail” should be given to the statue — it is clearly a fertility statue. The PARENT, however, seems to be the one failing, in having a little girl pose as the object of the statue’s, er, amorousness.
Looky! Penis! Haha! Penis!
You are all to excited about this, sir.
are you sure that nwabby is a “sir”?
Wow. Gender PHAIL
Gender Fail-us?
Wow… I can’t even tell what that’s MEANT to be…?
I was thinking the same thing….then after studying the picture up close for a minute, I felt embarrassed when I realized that it really is what everyone thinks it is.
You mean, you finally realized it’s that little girl’s incredible stone penis?
It would chafe pretty bad…
Hard on the underwear too. And imagine trying to buy jeans that have a specially-tailored penis-pocket in the front.
That’s not all that it’s hard on…
Word play win
Props to Shadow Link!
in my book, that was comment of the year. i almost don’t want to comment anymore because that was the pinnacle.
Are you scared of penises ?
Are you saying that if THAT one was coming at you, you wouldn’t be a tiny bit afraid?
I’m pretty damn sure that stone statues don’t come…
schism?
if they did would they shoot gravel?
Now I’m REALLY scared of this penis
It’s not really a statue fail. It’s a fail on the part of the parent who allowed their little girl to pose with a giant stone penis. Especially since her legs are wrapped around it. Makes me wonder if the parents need to be investigated by CPS.
maybe the girls parents don’t even know about this?
What, they just accidentally brought her into the world?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WIN
In Soviet India penis owns you!
In Soviet Russia, this joke’s funny!
Ummm… not really.
die.
In Turkey, they’re very into penis-showing god statues…
I’m guessing that the statue is intended to be that way. The fail here is the parent who let their daughter straddle that giant stone phallus for a photo-op.
Meh, why? Not all parents are prudes.
Yes, not all parents are prudes and my kids know what’s what, but I wouldn’t let them straddle a statue of an ERECT PENIS.
ERECT PENIS!
A WRECKED PENIS!
ELECT PENIS
EPIC PENIS
ECLECTIC PENIS
ELECTRIC PENIS
ecliptic penis
epileptic penis
Its called a vibrator.
Narcoleptic penis?
then it needs viagra
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT
epiplectic penis
Dont lie! You already did!
Didnt your child get created in part due to an erect penis anyway?
YOURE ANTI-CHILD AND ANTI-FAMILY!
A flaccid one would be okay?
nope flacid penises don’t do the trick,
There is a difference between being a prude and letting your way too young to be thinking about sex daughter straddling a stone penis, not to mention the fact that it ended up on the internet. It’s like saying, “hey honey, I’d really like for you to have sex as early as possible and if it’s not too much trouble can you get a handful of STD’s and an unwanted pregnancy to go with it.”
no it’s not. i mean, i wouldn’t let my daughter pose on that statue, and if she did i’d definitely try to keep it off the internet. but you’re talking crazy. if that picture is real, i’m sure it was in no way detrimental to the girl. perspective fail, or hyperbole win, not sure which.
i laugh at you, i laugh at your mother and the stupid way she grew you up… your father is silly man owning bunch of dead rats you silly person!!!
Why do I feel like there should be an ‘I will fart in your general direction’ after this comment?
Haha I was thinking the same thing.
and your father smells of elderberries!
‘grew you up’? i’m pretty sure you need to check your grammar and vocabulary. I get it you want to get in the burn of the week, lame attempt fail!
Makes me feel like setting up my own ‘Child Garden’ – “We grow dem up good round ‘ere”
Pretty sure it was hyperbole. As in, that is the way the crazy parents who “grew him/her up” would speak. Style-recognition fail.
Hmmm, maybe its not the introduction of human sexuality in youth that causes these horrible cliche’s which you have so diligently listed, but the lack of. Kids are going to find out anyways, might as well be a good parent and educate them before the internet does. Eh, and if you’re embarrassed by sex, well, then your life sucks.
If the girl at that young an age understands what a penis is for and how that whole sex thing operates, she’ll be *LESS* likely to experiment, play doctor, and eventually screw around in the locker room instead of being in study hall.
Ignorance perpetuates the cycle; education breaks it.
Sooo….molest your daughter and photograph her in sexual situations to ‘protect’ her? NAMBLA member fail!
How on EARTH did you deduce that meaning from Skeezly’s comment?
NAMBLA likes boys don’t they?
yes we do!
props @ gary =D
Really? Can you get VD from statues nowadays? Someone should have a sit-dwon with her parents about proper protection before this girl is carrying rocks in her womb!
That’s a shop. Chocmool don’t have leering eyes and boners. She was actually sitting on a much more innocuous statue than the one we see here.
no…the fail HERE is some-one actually took the time to photoshop a picture of their KID into a photoshopped’d pic of a statue…just for a laugh on the internet.
as a joke using an adult it would have been ok….this borders on, no IS, child abuse. some freak out there is smiling like the statue and printing a copy of it to add to his collection.
I think this comment has been photoshopped… The text is all messed up and the name “ya-ya” is in a differnt light and text flow than the green square to it’s left. The inconsistant capitilized letters are a dead give-away. Definiantly photoshopped, and not done well either.
Hehehe owned.
Brilliant!
thank you… i can sleep now…(2 days and 3 + hrs later)
YOUR text is all messed up!!
Mine is bigger
Good luck with that the next time you try to fit that in him/her. Hope the hospital bill isn’t too big.
My penis is bigger than that guy’s hospital bill.
lol I laughed for about 3 minutes after I read that XD!!!
Well done. Your penis is now confirmed as thicker than an A4 sheet of paper.
Owned.
Well, it’s not a lie. So technically, not owned. I’ll take it as a compliment.
Well, it will be folded and mailed. So, does that count toward the thickness? Some of those bills can get pretty big, for a stack of paper, that is.
burn of the week
really? it left me cold.
thats what she said
wow, I wonder if she wanted to pose like that, or she was told to….
That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard.
I agree.
“The fail here is the parent who let their daughter straddle that giant stone phallus for a photo-op”
Why? Do you have something against penises? Half the people on the planet have one. Why on earth should anyone find them objectionable?
I am proud of mine, why are you ashamed of yours, or your mate’s?
That’s what you tell little boys when you’re alone with them, right?
i lold
I lol-ed too.
Ahaha! WIN!
BURNNNNNNNNNNN
Pride Fail. Why be proud of having a penis? It’s really no great achievement. As you say, roughly half of us are simply born with them. Are you proud of having arms and legs too?
great burn
Actually, yes. A random synapse fired and gave me the idea that having two arms and two legs means I have an above average number of both. That is, assuming that the number of people who lack one or more limbs pulls the average number below two.
I’m pretty sure that octababy born a few years ago brought the average up at least a little bit.
I think they hacked her up, reducing the number of arms and legs to the standard (but not average) four.
I’m not proud of having a penis.
I’m proud of having MY penis.
We don’t have anything against penises, just child exploitation.
But think how embarrassing it will be for that girl when someone finds the family vacation photo album.
And high school is certainly not going to be easy. “Hey [girl's name here] wanna ride my stone cock?”
And there are more women than men, it’s not half the population unless there are more hermaphrodites out there than thought.
i’m sure she’ll never be happy again.
there actually are a lot more hermaphrodites than you think.. as well as other “in between” sexes.. oh the things you learn in class
Um, this is a CHILD straddling a PENIS like some Playboy Bunny. Can we say “pedophile parent”?
did it ever occur to you maybe the parent didn’t take the picture? maybe a brother, sister, friend, etc…
Maybe an uncle, you know, any of these non-threatening people….
Ewww… What makes that so gross is how true it could be.
Yeah, maybe her pimp took it.
maybe another perv statue took it!
HAHA that was great.
Pedobear seal of approval!
ROFL! Win.
That’s not a fail, that’s a statue with a big penis.
wow… that’ll never fit….
*cringe*
That’s what SHE said. To me. O_o
That’s what your mom said to me. O_o
that’s what he said you mean.
nobody ever said that to me
ooh self-confidence burn!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
you got owned.
FFS I nearly saw a whole coversation without some tard claiming to be first.
YOU FAILED ME.
Reading first comment fail.
Well I think he assumes that the only people who would claim to be first are those who are clearly not.
statue-win
or photo location fail
this is more WIN than FAIL – if you’re Stonehenge that is
I think this is a statue in a roller coaster park in the Netherlands. So therefor is is a photo-shoped picture. I know the “ride” and the statue is in front of it.
If you look closely you even see that the eyes of the statue is photo-shoped.
Just a Phallus guys, stop being embarrassed…
Why did you capitalize phallus? Is it that important?
Clearly you know not the power of the Phallus.
Take it off please, it is disgusting. How pervert do you have to be to take a picture of a little girl in that pose?
He’s right. At least wait till she’s grown up. Give it two years.
maybe they should take it off, because comments like these are really pissing me off. it’s funny. it’s just like the unfortunately designed donald duck ride. calm yourself.
I had no idea what ride you were refering to….. ’till I looked it up. Now I wish I had not done that.
I had to look it up after the leading comments…I’ll admit it, I snorted. Not just a delicate, polite snigger, but the kind that made my sinuses hurt. Oh, dear… And, again, PARENT FAIL. Yes, the designers of the thing are stupid and/or pervs, but really, it’s the PARENT (who either took the picture or let their child be supervised by the person who took the picture) who clearly should have their parenting licence suspended. Unfortunately, they don’t issue those in the first place…
some people are far too sensitive, it’s not like the girl is nekkid, or putting her mouth on it, or anything sick like that- to say that a 7-8 year old doesn’t know anything about the ‘naughty’ bits of the body is ignorant. True they don’t need to be doing anything with them other than pottying, but hell, i remember being a perv when i was 8, there was this girl in my theater class, we were cutting class one day and running amock throughout the school, and in the basement she had to go pee but there wasn’t a bathroom around, but there was a sink, so she hopped up and did her thing, i remember trying to sneak a peek without being too obvious…
damn, i hadn’t thought about that in years…
Creepy commenter fail.
if you think i’m creepy, you need to get out more
that whole comment was a bit weird.
Seriel Killer fail
I don’t know how pervert you have to be, but I do know you have to be really PERVERTED.
Second!
counting FAIL
.. who made the girl go sit there and then took the picture?
probably a priest
priests only like little boys
Priest’s, like God. Love all children equally.
Na, Sinners like the big girls, saints like the little boys.
So you’re referring to Michael Jackson?
WIN
Probably her much older sister. They’re showing it to Dad later just to make him have a heart attack.
LOLZ: look at the eyes of this stature ^-^
Hm, I would hate to have square ears and being forced to being a gigolo with little girls… Not to mention being petrified
Still… this guy IS rock hard.
and fucking HUGE
i cannot think of anything that sounds more appealling to me than ‘being forced to gigolo with little girls’
Um, are you trying to say “appalling” or “appealing”?
Is that statue feeling her ass too?!?
That’s the biggest one she’s ever gonna get
this is so wrong…
“I shall name him Rocky, and he will be mine.”
I have my doubts as to whether this was photo shopped, as those were not fertility statues, but tables on which sacrificial hearts were thrown after being ripped from victims. And I also don’t recall the mesoamerican cultures as having circumcision, so why would they depict penises that way?
The real fail here is having your child posing on what was originally an altar of blood.
I was wondering if anyone else noticed it was circumcised.
thats friggin stupid, wouldnt an uncircumsized penis still have a head? i didnt know when they cut some skin from me, they gave me a little too, that makes me feel better about the whole thing i guess ( that and not having an ugly penis ) and how many altars of blood have you seen at angled tops like that? werent they flat? and i love the smile on the blood alter.
That’s what I call a HARD boner.
golf clap.
And he has a “ur offering pleases me” look in his face… LoL
Obviously a faked foto…
This picture is so obviously doctored it takes a lot of the humor out for me. If you look at the penis closely, the color is off from the rest of the stone. Also look at the position of the girl’s bent leg. The penis is positioned right where her knee should be. So either the girl has a detachable lower portion of her leg, the penis is made of a trans-phasic material, or the penis was doctored into the photo. I’m also skeptical about the hand, as it is a sudden pristine part of the statue whereas the arm leading up to it is crumbled. The mouth as well, is slightly lopsided and looks drawn on.
Amateur photoshop fail.
I can see her bent knee; it’s right where I expect it to be. I’m sure it’s not a photoshop, either. Not everyone before the 20th century was a prude. Lots of cultures made dirty sculptures.
Also, this picture is not a fail, because the photographer and subject are clearly aware of what they’re doing.
No, what you’re seeing as her knee is actually the scrotum of the penis. Penis penis penis.(That’s four more for blaaaah)
“If you look at the penis closely…”
no thanks, buddy.
Props for saying “penis” four times in rapid succession though.
Agree, I was just going to post this. Also; if you look at the shadow the statues’ head is casting on the girls’ face, the penis should have cast a shadow on her leg.
The hand is real. The wrist before it isn’t crumbled; if you look closely, you will see it has a regular pattern of ridges, so it looks like one of those coil bracelets or a bung of ring bracelets as would typically decorate the arm of a high ranking person in that culture.
But I do agree with the eyes and mouth. Poorly done. Those features would not have been as distinct originally, and time would have weathered them down to be less dramatic.
The phallus, however, I’m not sure. The color looks off, but at the base there is a rise of the original color before going off color. There could have been something already there, though, that was used to form the base.
You lot sure seem to be real interested in studying that penis…
yer a freak
“If you look at the penis closely, the color is off from the rest of the stone.”
Circumcision kinda does that to a penis, dude.
Yes, the OG statue is the Mayan rain god ‘Chac’
http://www.anyhere.com/gward/snaps/Yucatan2007/img/DSC_0330_lA57.jpg
Parenting fail.
True dat!
IT IS FUCKING SMILING….
>..<;;
I call shoped
Don’t know about you, but I’d be expecting a smile of pride on that statue’s face.
pride fail.
def shopped…
Wow. Pedophiles who visit this site are sure happy today.
…but will be disappointed when they get to your house later
Dammit!
THE MALLS ARE EMPTY!!!
Well I guess that could be considered a birth-control win. Tell her that’s what they ALL look like and maybe she’ll…..oh nevermind she’d probably go and try to see as many as possible. Damn Whores
the FAIL is all of the above posters not recognizing a crude photoshop job.
WIN !!
Yes it is for sure.
This kind of statue are the Mexican Maya culture Chac Mool (look in Wikipedia for that)
no penis exhibitionism in them
Never trust somebody with a penis that does not cast a shadow !!
my penis emits light, hence it cannot cast a shadow. should i not be trusted?
i’m deeply offended.
No, it just means time to move out of Chernobyl….
or does that just mean six more weeks of winter?
I lol-ed until my back hurt!
Exactly. Epic win.
Not funny, but sick. Who would take (or make) a picture like that? Failblog fail.
OH EMM Gee!
okay now that we´ve established that this is possibly photo shoppped, that scares me, where was it photo shopped from?
Exactly what I was thinking.
More like WHY
dear god…im hoping this is photoshopped…but its still hilarious…:D
This is ridiculous! Whoever took this pic should be fined. This is too close to child pornography! Who in the world would put their kid in this type of pic? Only a tard wouldnt see clearly what this looks like. Idiots!!!
puritans like you need to be burned at the stake
Close to child porn? You’ve GOT to be kidding me……..
We’ll take your word for it, Madame Expert.
no wonder the statue looks surprised…
And the girl is so scared…
PEN IS MIGHTIER
Obscure Saturday Night Live reference WIN!
that is not even remotely obscure.
That’s about as obscure as that stone penis, man.
if only this was directly under the mcdonalds fail.
Obvious photoshop fail.
Wow…great parenting there…
Funny, but not real. Choc Mool was a rain god, didn’t look sideways with a ridiculous grin, had his hands wrapped around a bowl to catch rain, not around his penis.
The same statue is found a million ways all over the Yucatan, and an erect penis is just NOT part of the culture.
Hysterically funny photoshop job, though,
WTF, THAT’S EPIC!
Oh ffs, can we please draw a line? I know you asshats who never matured beyond 12-years-old find this hilarious, but real/photoshopped/whatever it’s not appropriate. Had it been an adult woman/man I’d have no objection.
Flame away, I won’t be back to read ‘em.
Not a fail. The guy is falling into a manhole, but the hole has been photoshopped out. His leg has not been severed.
Um…… what?
Wrong fail fail…?
FAILFAILFAILL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!!
paedofail
Jesus Christ guys! Meso-American Art knowledge FAIL…
This is a photoshopped image, the hand is off and the penis is added so the REAL fail is to the a-hole who shopped this and thought it was good for a LOL…
Still wrong no matter what <>
This is ’shopped. I’ve seen those status and they don’t have wangs. In fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wang in any mayan or aztec art come to think of it.
Critical thinking fail.
Ever think that it’s probably not Mayan or Aztec if its somewhere kids can sit on it? Its probably a one off by some artist who thought he was funny.
I hate how people think everything on this site is a photoshop job. Paranoid morons.
Being a moron win!
It’s not paranoia when it’s so fucking obvious it’s shopped…
Grow a brain
It is a photoshop job MORON. This statue is acctually at my work Can Cun Las Vegas Nevada, outside by one of our swimming pools in the back, and last time i check the penis was nonexistant.
I think the real fail is that the parents let their 8 year old daughter wear a skirt that short.
does it turn you on?
You know it.
Loveland is located in Korea on one of the larger islands, Jeju do (Cheju do) and features statues in sexual poses as well as phallic representations. Check it out on Wiki under Jeju Loveland. The child might be photoshopped because most of the kid pics I’ve seen on the statues are of Korean kids.
ugh…that’s so damn dirty
The comments section is a mirror on our weird society, or societies, (seeing as how most seem to be from the bigger side of “the pond”…. the picture is funny, get over it!
Life wasn’t written by a committee, and some bits simply are funny, that’s it. Stop trying to read into it your own prejudices and silliness, because it’s not going to change no matter how much you wish it would fit into your nice neat little (sterile) boxes.
Who got hurt here? Nobody, that’s who.
Meh….
A thought on the comments about how “innappropriate” this supposedly is:
“Two traveling monks reached a river where they met a young woman. Wary of the current, she asked if they could carry her across. One of the monks hesitated, but the other quickly picked her up onto his shoulders, transported her across the water, and put her down on the other bank. She thanked him and departed. As the monks continued on their way, the one was brooding and preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he spoke out. ‘Brother, our spiritual training teaches us to avoid any contact with women, but you picked that one up on your shoulders and carried her!’
‘Brother,’ the second monk replied, ‘I set her down on the other side, while you are still carrying her.’”
*awaits analogy-comprehension-fail*
wow… that’s deep
That’s what she said.
you win the internet!
what?
“People who squawk about others’ inappropriate behavior, especially when no harm is occurring, are often motivated by guilty consciences and the projection of their own obsessions onto others.”
Or, to put it less obliquely:
“To a closeted pedophile, everything reminiscent of sex, and involving children, looks like porn, and they’re likely to say something in order to be seen protesting it and defuse the accusations they expect may follow because they’re projecting their own mental state onto others. Generally, normal people won’t see the problem until they stop to think about it and/or a closeted pedophile squawks about it.” Is that clearer?
Let’s sumarize : if you “squawk about others’ inappropriate behavior”, you fail and if you write dirty about it, you fail too !
So the best way to react at this photoshop job is to have no reaction at all !
What a boring site FAILBlog would be that way ….
in other words : if you “squawk about others’ inappropriate behavior”, you fail ! and if you write dirty comment about this photo(shop), you fail too !
Guess the only acceptable reaction is no reaction at all !
What a boring site FAILBlog would be, if that happens …
I look at the picture and I see a harmless piece of off-color humor. What does it say about certain others that they look at it and the first thing they think is “porn?”
you said what i was thinking way better than i could say it… in fact when i try to say it, people call me creepy and weird… but i’m used to that
All you need is to look twice at the picture and it’s more than a little obviously photoshopped. So get over it. Seriously.
definite fake
Good girl.
Fail.
hot
Photoshop operator fail: note bene, the shadow of the statue’s head and the lack-o-phallus shadow on girl’s right leg.
I’m looking, but I’m not seeing the problem (other than the psychological one). The shadows of the head suggest that all shadows should be almost perfectly parallel to the statue. The small amount of shadow that should be on the leg, is on the side of the leg we cannot see.
On the other hand, the mouth is without a doubt photoshopped, and the penis still may be.
I still call ’shopped. The shape is more realistic than the face, so the style doesn’t match. It’s also only placed correctly if you’re trying to get her legs around it–you’ll notice that it’s just coming up just above his knees rather than at his crotch.
holy over-analysis, batman!
Yes…Last again
hmmmm, it would appear that this statue has no limitations.. har har.
ouch? yes. ouch.
What this world needs is a complete ban on the use of the word “Photoshopped” by people who are not expert in using Photoshop. I found a picture of mine on the front page of Digg the other month (which pleased me) and underneath it about 600 mindless little twirps had cried “Photoshopped” (which didn’t). One particularly brain dead example had Photoshopping and CGI mixed up, so he thought it was a computer generated scene.
people see something unusual enough, they cry photoshop. what they don’t realise is this world is huge and has billions of people and millions of cameras, and weird stuff does happen from time to time, and once in a while, with increasing frequency, weird things coincide with a camera to record it
look at the shadows on the girl’s leg. You can see that if this was real, the shadow of the prick would be on her leg…it’s clearly not…therefore it’s fake.
Fail at social diversity comment.
Lol he’s actually a buddhist god, and they worship his… thing. True story…
It is Mayan Chac-Mol.
In India there some people worship deity Shiva’s penis, and it is called Lingam (here is a picture: http://www.flickr.com/photos/extremecraft/335389536/ Ha), but it is something totally different than the guy in the photo. That is an ugly copy, anyway. This is the original: http://www.advantagemexico.com/merida/images/001237r.jpg
That’s sooooo wrong…..
Photoshop fail — it’s not even done very well as some others have pointed out. I can’t believe this not only made first page but spawned some moral outrage at these parents.
Save the moral outrage for whoever shopped it and posted it…and marvel at the people who actually voted for it.
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
THE GUN IS GOOD!
WIN! to okami36 for having referenced one of the lamest, albeit most hilarious movies of all time!
More like Parent/Guardian Fail
you should take this down. Not right for a little girl to be in a pic like this.
“Here sweetie, pose with your legs wrapped around this statue, and we’ll put it up on the internet for all of the pedoph–I mean–your family to see.”
Really… these parents fail.
Yeah honestly who on earth took that picture?!…..EPIC parenting fail.
Why would a person take a picture of their kid like that in the first place? o.O
Shopped.
finally gezz ya nubs
Somebody should have noticed….surely.
Don’t you mean “STATUE WIN”?
omg….why.
odd,creepy statue ftw!
Photo shop fail! Very poorly done at that. Some sicko photoshoppedofile at work on this one. Actually …as a parent I find it highly offensive.
the girl is quite obiusly part of the statue only painted
xD
Look at her dick… its so tiny
Isn’t this more of a parenting fail.
so whats the story behind this chacmool. O.o they’re not normally suppose to have big giant penis with creapy looks on their faces.
Statue win- Parent Fail
I think the real question is not the question of Photoshop. But if this turns me on a little, does that make me a pedophile–or a size queen?
Both
/d/ would call this a win.
How do we know that’s part of the statue, and that the little girl didn’t actually just purchase a poorly-made foreign strap-on?
Obvious photoshop is obvious (look at hand)
So, after reading about 1 and half pages of comments, I decided there are people out there who need more of a life than me
<3 failblog, </3 all of you
i love it!!! major turn on!!! more more more! i wish she was on me
Those early civilisations were alot more relaxed over sex taboos, unlike us. Just as well really otherwise we’d all be raving nyphomaniacs.
This is belive it or not my work. Can Cun Resort Las Vegas Nevada. This was photoshopped. There is no penis on the statue. Who ever did this is less than funny. Its a little girl for the love of Jesus Christ.
FAIL FAIL FAIL at being funny.
EPIC FAIL!
Photoshopped or not, still funny. But not for that girl I guess, hope none of her friends or so would see this
I went through all the comments to say this………
“Who Cares”.
At first I studied the pict to see what that pole really is… untill I realized….it was what we first thought it was…. but wait… why is the statue so happy about it?
Looks more like a statue ‘WIN’; ‘Parenting FAIL’
That’s been photococked.
Who the hell let this little girl get on this statue to take a picture of anyway? What a pedophile perve! FAIL
The statue’s name is chac mol and that is photoshopped
WIN for the girl
Obvious photoshop is obvious
I wanna be that statue
jk