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LMAO ok now that’s funny xD McFail lolol
Yass is a town… this one is stupid
Hahaha! you definitely belong in the 9th level of hell for not getting that
I’ll make it simply for you
MY ASS
yeah we call it an arse in australia (and the rest of the english speaking world) so its only funny if you’re a merican.
Actually, noted English writers Shakespeare and Chaucer have both used the word “ass” in reference to the posterior end of a human being. Even still, Americans aren’t the only ones to say “ass” out there in the world.
Even in a donkey context, it’s mildly amusing.
Kindness fail.
I very much doubt they used the word “ass” considering Shakespeare and Chaucer didn’t speak or write in the English we use today.
actually, even in shakespeares time, an ass was considered a mule or donkey.
I’m in Canada. I don’t know anybody that says “arse”.
)
I think it’s hilarious. (I work for McDs too
Im also in canada and I know a couple people from england, they
definately know what ass means. I think they might say arse too,
especially when talking to other europeans but I know they say ass.
Canadians are only less cool versions of americans.
The original comment about ass v arse still stands.
not true I’m afraid…
I’m Cornish and down here we pronounce it “Ass” aswell
bleddy auzzies
nah I’m just joshin’ …come ere 
x
As if you don’t bloody well know wtf “ass” means…
Oh right, you’re just being one.
Prick.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious. I never would’ve guessed.
You don’t know y’ass from a hole in the ground so shut y’ass up.
“Eat in, or take away kids”?
I actually passed this sign on my way to the snowy mountains!
First
Fail.
Not a fail. Zera and nani posted at the exact same time. You fail.
Moron.
…to eat at that McDonalds. Gross.
To eat at ANY McDiseased is gross.
Interesting fact: only 4% of Americans can truthfully say they did not eat at a McDonalds in the last year.
That’s all great and good and everything, but this sign is in New South Wales, Ausrtralia, in or near the town of Yass.
The magic is dead. DEAD!
I’ve driven past that sign a fair few times but never noticed that before! xD
Nevertheless, I still hate the Hume Highway…
NSW is in Ausrtralia? And here was I thinking it was in Australia…
That’s all great and good and everything, but the commenter wasn’t stating where this particular McDonalds was located…just an ‘interesting (sad) fact’ about McDonalds that happens to be based on American statistics. Sheesh.
And I can honestly say I haven’t eaten at the Golden Arches Steak House in over 8 years.
Interesting fact: only 2% of FAIL blog commenters can truthfully say they did not work at a McDonald’s last year.
Win!
Yay! I’m one of the 2% I wonder if the silence of maitr’d can be construed as guilt?
Zing!
I think you finally found the site of his 20 years of restaurant experience!
I can say truthfully that I have NEVER worked in a McDonalds. Or at one, or for one.
Or even on one, or under one.
Or inside one, outside of one, beside one, over one, near one, 20 metres away from one, or doing one.
…
doing one? although in this case, since you would get backdoor access…
I once applied to McDonalds but they said I was too greasy, spotty and pus-ridden and might put the customers off their fine meals. I became the world’s first supplier of face cooking oil (Which, ironically, is now used by McDonalds for their fries) The Lord of Fail works in mysterious ways111
or in a box, or with a fox, not in the rain, or on a train i will not work there sam i am
Interesting fact: 54% of all statistics are made up.
Interesting fact: 4/3 of all people have trouble with fractions
I love you, your comment rocks. It made me laugh more than some of these pics.
im 11 i can say i did not work there last year
4% baby!!!
Does going there only for a Shamrock Shake count?
It so does.
Yeah, those aren’t even made of real shamrocks…
You mean McDeathburger.
OR McProfits.
OR McMurder
or McEvil.
You know it’s funny. I’m American. I eat McDonalds all the time, I never exercise, I spend at the bare minimum 6 hours on the computer, and that’s only if the sky is falling, and yet I’m 6′4″ and weigh about 150 pounds. I wonder how that’s possible? Well, could it have to do with the fact that I haven’t eaten meat in over ten years. So yeah, suck on that Hank Hill and your all-American propane.
Yeah, I missed a question mark. The text went outside of the text-box.
How can you eat at McDonalds all the time and not eat meat? What do
you eat all the time there, lettuce?
In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats You!
If that’s true, I’ll be back in the USSR today.
You know, back in the USSR, you don’t know how lucky you are.
in oklahoma, chuck norris eats you!
You eat chuck norris’s oklahoma??
it would be funny if you had left oklahoma out.
im sorry…
In, Chuck Norris eats you?
what?
why? chuck norris was born in oklahoma
Anyone else confused by the pairing of McD’s and Soviet Russia?
I’ll have the McRimjob combo!
BUBS!!!
Fail!
You lose!
Ohh, third.
Naaat.
McFailure.
Does it have drive-thru?
or a drive-in ?
I think it would be a drive up
maybe a drive down?
Drive across!
Drive by McMuffining?
Drive by
nah, it just has a “drive”
Actually, My Ass does have a drive-thru =D I point and laugh at all the saps going in and out of it every time I pass by.
I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me crazy. Oh, Chile’.
Drive-into.
well, it’s a drive into ronald
Drive diagonal for the block!
Drive through, yes…. But probably an exit only….
I want a double cheese burger, large fries, and a large orange drink…
Just, just, just give me a god damn orange..
WIN!
I want a litre of Cola.
and i want a gun and some antidepressants but we dont get everything do we?
I’m guessing it’s more like
“Deliveries In Rear Entrance”
Poker in front, liquor in the rear!
rimjob!! OOPS i meant rimshot!!
Drive Between.
OMG you guys are just killing me…bwuuaaahahahahahahahahaha!
i was gonna write third but i thought it would be stupid.
It’s definatly a McFail. But what does yass mean, or what should it have been? i don’t understand. still funny though.
MY ASS open 6 am
YOUR BRAIN closed for lunch
Assuming the M is a standalone symbol for McDonald’s, she’s asking what the ‘yass’ is supposed to stand for. Which is a fair question.
Appropriate use of CAPS LOCK Fail.
The point is unless they meant for it to say My ass, why M Yass? sounds like a fraud to me.
this has already been answerd. its mcdonalds in a place called yass. M in yass. geddit now?
I didn’t get it either at first either.
answering the bananaphone is the department of redundancy department
you now do now though?
Yep, he gets it in the ass now.
LMAO comment win!
you are the first person that has insulted me on the FAIL blog, you know?
i was so nervous my first time. but in the end it was just uncomfortable and brief.
it hurt a little, and bled and after that it felt a little sore, but then it was
all good.
i didnt actually feel humiliated, ‘cos the insult was more funny than insulting.
Most insults here are funny, cuz it shows u how stupid can some
people be, which is sad at the same time
b3nd over and i’ll show you an insult on fail blog
I believe PLENTY of people have seen THAT insult enough, thank you
OLD insult. BOOORING.
and he also didnt understand the question
heh. only joshing
But he won’t be the last.
Observation fail.
It refers to the area the McDonald’s is in. If you look under the picture it says “taken in Yass, Australia”
It says “MY ASS”. (If that’s what you meant by you don’t know)
This is an old picture, though.
Check out the writing underneath the picture. “Picture taken in Yass, Australia”
oh thanks chris.i knew it said My ass-but i wasnt sure what the YASS was.
It took me a few looks to notice it myself.
Guess you got a tiny yass!
you FAIL horribly
Happyegggirl, I was just curious as to why you thought “It’s definitely a McFail” when you obviously didn’t even UNDERSTAND what the fail was?
Oh she did understand what the fail was, she just didn’t know what Yass was
but i think a few people already cleared that out.
precicely.
im not stupid, y’know.
Oh geez, I hope she did that on purpose…
Do what? Type preciselee wrong?
…dumb[y]ass!
Yass is a city in Australia. The sign is saying, “Hey, driver, there’s a McDonalds in Yass that is open at 6AM.”
The fail is, of course, prepending the golden arches to Yass, thus producing the anagram MY ASS.
Thanks for that, the other eighty or ninety explanations of this were completely lost on me.
Excuse me, but MY ASS is not an anagram. An anagram is the same word or phrase that reads the same backward and forward. I believe you’re thinking of the word ACRONYM.
In other words, you fail.
And have been OWNED by the Doc.
Excuse ME. I believe you’re thinking of a PALINDROME. An anagram is a word which is created by rearranging the letters of another word.
In other words YOU fail.
And have been OWNED by the English language.
Win
(ahem) EXCUSE ME……
But a Palindrome is a SENTENCE that is the same backward and forward (For example, ‘Madam I’m Adam.’) Although the word is oft misused….much like your virginity.
In addition, before you attempt to comment or OWN, realize that the idiot I was replying to was referring to an ACRONYM, although he was misplacing the true meaning of it (again, like your virginity) and saying ANAGRAM.
And now, my dear, you have been PWNed by the Doc.
Oh heavens. What shall I discuss first, the fact that a palindrome can be a sentence (yes, very good, you at least got that right) as well as a single word (like kayak) or that an acronym is a word created using the first letters of other words (QANTAS comes from Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services) and not from putting the golden arches before the word Yass?
Also, you can’t call someone an idiot for using ‘anagram’ in the wrong context whn you yourself don’t know what an anagram actually is. Or a palindrome. Or an acronym.
Plus, I’m not sure how my virginity came into it, but you haven’t made it very clear how you think my virginity has been misused. I think I used it very well thank you. Not that you’ll ever know. My dear.
Go back to school.
That’s either really really sad…. or really really funny….
it means find all bottles stored under your sink and drink all contents at once.
Yass is a city in New South Wales Australia – its not too far from Canberra which is the Capital of Australia… I used to drive past this very sign ( and almost every uni student heading to a city called Wagga Wagga would know this sign!!!)
i live in Wagga Wagga lol and have been pass this sign too many times to count, never read it as MY ASS before
There is a town in Australia named Yass.
Fail!!!!
NORLY
Stop with the first habit >.> JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!
what about second or third?
I was being sarcastic
i’ve always been crap at detecting sarcasm in writing. really good in speech though!
Next time, use a sarcasticon.
Oh, of course.
Why didn’t I think of that?
[insert sarcasticon here]
WTF does YASS stand for?? no one answered yet >.>
it dont stand 4 anything- its a place.
answered by Chris 26min before your comment …
see below the fail pic ….
Ya I actually noticed it myself after a while…
Can we stop the “photoshop” or “fake” habit too?
b3nd over and soviet russia will fake you a photoshop habit
you forgot to say first and a “your mom” joke
It was taken in Yass, Australia
Supersize me.
Then Myass would have to be a very wide drive-through. . .
ROFL XD
I’ll supersize you…
If there is no first then there is no second or third don’t you think? o.O
You just blew my mind!
Your welcome
now my mind is jealous
Arguably, there haven’t been any firsts since the first time anyone ever posted “first!”
Invisible first!
Gives a whole new meaning to quarter pounder.
No, it doesn’t.
Extra ketchup please
i’d like mine without cheese
and don’t put too much pickle in it, either
well played.
how about special sauce?
pickle?
Pickles with cream
oO
no pickles. just a nice tossed salad.
omg…..*snicker*
Okay ma’am, apparently you want some pickles.
Sweet and sour sauce all over my body.
To be honest, wasn’t expecting that one.
Hey! I live near there! About an hour south of there. Hee!
I dont live far away either. Im going to get a McAss Burger tonight, however that is standerd issue world wide ey?
Mc Ass for everyone…
I’ll McPass.
McNope but McMaybe McLater.
McLol
McRofl
McWow
McWTF
i wonder if they serve spit-roast at myass
Openness towards your fellow man WIN!
Ooooo Yass, Australia. So thats what it was >.>
How pathetic is that, a majority of you are posting to try and sound funny. You all fail.
But your post is hilarious, tweenticle.
Aw, go stick your comment up your yass.
Coat? Check.
Smokes? Check.
Keys? Check
Phone? Check.
——————–>Door
Yasss !!
I never knew McDonalds catered prostitutes
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lol i didnt know that either omg that makes us two, lets be friends!!
Was that funny? Oh, yeah, I guess it was. Sorry. I’ll laugh next time.
kthxbye
dammmmm the prostitutes start EARLY then
Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooooooo!
I’m luvin’ it!
Haha, it really isn’t funny if you know about the town Yass in the first place, it’s so weird how you can be desensitized to ridiculous names
Nope, I lived in Cumming, GA for 5 years… and it’s still a funny name.
Local joke:
Did you hear they’re changing Alpharetta, Georgia’s name?
Yep, they’re changing it to Throbbing because it’s so close to Cumming.
See? Still funny.
Unless you don’t have any clue what Cumming and Alpharetta are.
can’t you infer from the context?
That’s why its a local joke, numbnuts.
Or unless you don’t have a working brain and couldn’t follow the explanation.
I still find Cockburn, Australia to be fantastically amusing. And it’s cool I live near Yass. Going to keep an eye out for this one!
Pretty obvious bad Photoshop job – None of you shlubs can see it’s a completely different red color around the M?
sinceramente, no.
It’s real, shop-jockey. Why not try a holiday in Australia this year? See the lovely lakes.
and the majestic møøse
My sister got bit by a moose, once…
We apologize for the fail in the comments. Those responsible will undoubtedly be back again posting in the next entry.
Llama llama llama etc.
duck
Sanity Fail
roses are red
violets are blue
i’m schizophrenic
and so am i
Why is it there is always at least one dumbass on every post saying it’s “Photoshopped”? Stupidity does exist in the real world, as is demonstrated by the majority of posters on this site.
Burn…
probably because it’s become a running joke, mr. spandex nightmare. Check out the fail VIDEOS that claim photoshop because the shadows are wrong.
The M is raised in the sign, hence the darker shadowed region. I live in the reason, and yes, the sign is real.
Since ass is Australia is a donkey, it is not so big a fail, but I do admit I laugh everytime I see it.
i think i saw that pic before…
If you read the book Signspotting 2, you did.
Or if you’ve been on the vote page, you did.
goatse WIN
dont bring that shite up.
EW! I was totally thinking that!
McGoatse
did any one notice the “sports and outdoor” advert on the bottom of Myass? that is kinda funny to me..
nice
sports O.o
but i get the outdoor part
in soviet russia, YOU make mcdonalds obese!
In Soviet Russia, Joke kills you!
FIRST!
Now we all know whee they get their shitty food from.
Now we all know WHERE they get their shitty food from, is what i meant.
Whee!!
myass?
I’m not eating anything from your ass or ANYONE’S ass. Wait. doesn’t honey come from a bee’s ass???? AWWW F^%#
actually, not from their ass… they vomit it
So. How’re those EGGS?
that’s not the ass either… not sure if they call it a vagina in birds too or if that’s just a mammal thing, never studied avian biology… but isn’t there a kind of coffee where the bean is eaten by a bat & then pooped out?
Not a bat.. it’s an Asian Palm Civet or a.k.a. a Toddy Cat. Somewhere along the line, someone decided wasting the pooped coffee beans was a sin, so they now save it, brew it and sell it for $100 a cup.
In fact, it’s called cloaca…
No, it’s called Luwak coffee. Luwaks are relatives of the mongoose. They eat the coffee beans, crap them out, and people pay up to a $100 per ounce of luwak beans. I don’t know why anyone would pay that kind of money to drink what is, essentially, ground-up-poo.
i think lord farin was enlightening me on the name of a bird’s egg-laying (and other things) oriface, not the name of the coffee- i remember the cloaca from dissecting a frog in 8th grade, didn’t know the bird’s was called the same thing, now i know…
and knowing is half the battle
oh, and since the same oriface is used for laying eggs as for pooping, in that sense eggs come from a bird’s ass, so i was wrong to correct johnnyboy in the first place
obvious photoshop, come on, mcdonalds would never make this type of mistake.
and the pixels are all wrong
Not photoshopped, I have seen this sign with my own eyes. It’s about 20-30 minutes drive from where I live and about 2.5-3 hours drive from Sydney. On the Federal Highway, I believe.
seen with your own eyes? as opposed to seeing with your father’s eyes which you keep in a jar…
WRONG.
i live in yass. this is GREAT to see this sign on the net. laugh everyday i see it.
its a small country town outside australias capital.
God, I love Australia.
GOD i don’t, would be sweet if it wasn’t for all them Aussies. Holiday spoilers.
Guys are tards.
Chicks are the bestest in the world.
bestest?
right after you called people tards
Here in Aus a guy will happily let the sheila’s drive (more beers for us!), and stay at home to ‘raise the kids’ (more time for beer, watching footy/cricket/V8’s) while the missus works and romance is considered doing the washing and ironing (which can be easily done drunk). What’s there to not like?
Well, I can truthfully say that I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in over 15 years and never worked there. Honestly, to eat at McDonald’s is to fail.
Just like smoking, drinking alcohol or tap water, or breathing the air in an industrialized nation is fail. God, we’re so enlightened, aren’t we?
So if you want to eat there, do you have to use the rear entrance?
This is so old, photos of this sign were being handed out before the internet existed.
(or alternatively; this is do old, I saw an ASCII art version of it on a BBS)
Nice effort, still fail.
We’ve driven from Sydney to Melbourne and back so many times… We have never stopped in Yass.
Definately not a photoshop. Yass is a real town and it does have a McDonalds!
Is there a town that doesn’t have a McDonalds in the US?
FAIL FAIL FAIL… Missed the sentence “Picture taken in Yass, Australia” probably.
Why do US residents always think everything happens in their country. Hey, come on, 95% of the world’s population lives elsewhere. Those 95% can fail too (though I think the share in fail is somewhat smaller than 95%)
why do you think that all us residents always think that?
Grand Junction TN, has no Mc Donalds… but It does have a playground and a cemetery combined! “Wave to great grandma kids”!
YASS! this is great! YASS indeed!
i’ve been the maccas in yass, its pretty good actually.
ass burger win.
also, an ‘ass’ is a donkey. ‘arse’ is your bum.
that said, donkey burgers are win.
Also, an ‘ass’ is what you’re coming off as.
That said, you are fail.
Don’t forget about dumb-ass, which is what you are.
is MYass open late?
You just fell into the pit of gay.
There’s nothing wrong in being gay.
Yes, provided that you’re female. I don’t think there’s too much right with penis in the butt. But then again, you’d know better than me, right?
I love you daddy
I did my best to be gentle.
<3
You can actually get really good nuggets from MYASS
HA!
thats the best so far lol
who is Mya Ss?
I will sadly admit that it took me far longer than it should have to figure out what the help was funny about this picture.
I will happily say that I am one of the 4% of American’s that aren’t fat asses that eat that toxic waste. :]
There’s a place called Yass in Australia…GOOGLE IT
Clearly this is a sign for “Deliverance”
My ass is open until 6 outdoors. (notice the small advert)
The funny thing is I’ve driven past that sign a dozen times without getting it.
)
I’ve past that sign a couple of times and never noticed that….
Yass is on the highway between the two biggest cities in Australia (Melbourne and Sydney) as well as Canberra so many people will have seen it.
My ASS!
Yeah – i have seen this sign many MANY times on the Federal/Hume Hwy between Melb and Sydney.
Its NOT photoshopped and im spewing that you got to it first! I wanted to post it!
hehehehe.
McFail!
Amazing how many people have called Photoshop. Trust me, it’s not.
I (and many others commenting here) can vouch for the fact that the sign is real. I’ve seen it many times (but never once saw the “My Ass” joke… what a sad schmuck I am).
It is just outside of Yass on the Hume Highway that connects Sydney and Melbourne (can’t remember if it is northbound or southbound). Yass is about 300 kms (200-ish miles) south of Sydney.
Yeah I think I would’ve seen that sign as well and didn’t notice. Slightly past the Goulburn area on the highway.
Have to say that it’s “arse” in Australia and not “ass” like the Americans. Maybe that’s why we didn’t really notice it.
Open at 6am though.. interesting.
The real fail here is the way Americans spell.
ASS is not a word in Australia.
you are minus an ass?
I regret to inform you that the donkey-related meaning of the word “ass” is very much within the realms of Australian parlance.
And the derogative usage of the word “ass” derives originally from the “donkey-related” meaning, so in this particular case the American spelling is more accurate than our own, as much as I hate admitting it.
I don’t really understand it.
This is why McDonald’s food tastes like shit.
Hey! Mine too! Right after my coffee.
Aussie guys are hot. Aussie ass + open = yes. *drool*
What the fu… ?
What a random comment to make…
Hey, this is the only time I have ever been called hot. Leave him/her/shim alone =D
Id love to eat at myass
Well, we know when McDonalds is open for anal intercourse.
omg – i’ve driven past that sign, like, a million times and never realised what it says!!
Most people say ‘ass’. Arse is generally used by teens as some sort of humor.
Hey, I think I finally get it (two months later).
The sign says “MY ASS,” but it means that there’s a McDonalds in Yass, Australia. Wow, I just really wish that someone would have explained that for me in any of the previous comments… oh well. I guess no one else saw fit to explain it…
The best McMuffins in town
Really? I thought you ass opened at seven!
Australia Fail, Mate!
lord u cant really judge a whole country by a sign posted by the grosses corperation in the world or by a stereo type that everybody says mate over here.
haha I have so drove past this before….and never noticed……0_0
Wouldn’t want the nuggets from *that* Macca’s.
with over a billion served, I wouldn’t want to see that ass by closing time.
fn gay it makes no sense go back to fn school or hell
it doesnt make sense if u live in aus, its just yass to us
ye true aaron