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  1. nani nani? says:

    LMAO ok now that’s funny xD McFail lolol

    • J says:

      Yass is a town… this one is stupid

      • Kidsune says:

        Hahaha! you definitely belong in the 9th level of hell for not getting that

        I’ll make it simply for you
        MY ASS

        • adam antichrist says:

          yeah we call it an arse in australia (and the rest of the english speaking world) so its only funny if you’re a merican.

          • Project D says:

            Actually, noted English writers Shakespeare and Chaucer have both used the word “ass” in reference to the posterior end of a human being. Even still, Americans aren’t the only ones to say “ass” out there in the world.

            Even in a donkey context, it’s mildly amusing.

            Kindness fail.

          • Amanda says:

            I’m in Canada. I don’t know anybody that says “arse”.
            I think it’s hilarious. (I work for McDs too :P )

            • somethingorother says:

              Im also in canada and I know a couple people from england, they
              definately know what ass means. I think they might say arse too,
              especially when talking to other europeans but I know they say ass.

            • nobody really says:

              Canadians are only less cool versions of americans.
              The original comment about ass v arse still stands.

          • bumm says:

            not true I’m afraid…
            I’m Cornish and down here we pronounce it “Ass” aswell

            bleddy auzzies ;) nah I’m just joshin’ …come ere ;)

            x

          • tigr says:

            As if you don’t bloody well know wtf “ass” means…

            Oh right, you’re just being one.

            Prick.

        • The Commando says:

          Thanks for pointing out the obvious. I never would’ve guessed.

      • drysluckyseven says:

        You don’t know y’ass from a hole in the ground so shut y’ass up.

    • Blake says:

      “Eat in, or take away kids”?

    • STU says:

      I actually passed this sign on my way to the snowy mountains!

  2. Zeratul says:

    First :)

  3. LH:] says:

    Ohh, third.
    Naaat.
    McFailure.

  4. TreeFace says:

    Does it have drive-thru?

  5. happyegggirl says:

    i was gonna write third but i thought it would be stupid.
    It’s definatly a McFail. But what does yass mean, or what should it have been? i don’t understand. still funny though.

    • Roo says:

      MY ASS open 6 am

      YOUR BRAIN closed for lunch

    • Steffi says:

      Observation fail.

      It refers to the area the McDonald’s is in. If you look under the picture it says “taken in Yass, Australia”

    • that random guy says:

      It says “MY ASS”. (If that’s what you meant by you don’t know)

      This is an old picture, though.

    • Chris says:

      Check out the writing underneath the picture. “Picture taken in Yass, Australia”

    • Gingernutz says:

      Happyegggirl, I was just curious as to why you thought “It’s definitely a McFail” when you obviously didn’t even UNDERSTAND what the fail was?

    • munch says:

      Yass is a city in Australia. The sign is saying, “Hey, driver, there’s a McDonalds in Yass that is open at 6AM.”

      The fail is, of course, prepending the golden arches to Yass, thus producing the anagram MY ASS.

      • Muffles says:

        Thanks for that, the other eighty or ninety explanations of this were completely lost on me.

      • flutterdoc says:

        Excuse me, but MY ASS is not an anagram. An anagram is the same word or phrase that reads the same backward and forward. I believe you’re thinking of the word ACRONYM.

        In other words, you fail.

        And have been OWNED by the Doc.

        • Bettina says:

          Excuse ME. I believe you’re thinking of a PALINDROME. An anagram is a word which is created by rearranging the letters of another word.

          In other words YOU fail.

          And have been OWNED by the English language.

          • Guy Over Yonder says:

            Win

          • flutterdoc says:

            (ahem) EXCUSE ME……

            But a Palindrome is a SENTENCE that is the same backward and forward (For example, ‘Madam I’m Adam.’) Although the word is oft misused….much like your virginity.

            In addition, before you attempt to comment or OWN, realize that the idiot I was replying to was referring to an ACRONYM, although he was misplacing the true meaning of it (again, like your virginity) and saying ANAGRAM.

            And now, my dear, you have been PWNed by the Doc.

            • Bettina says:

              Oh heavens. What shall I discuss first, the fact that a palindrome can be a sentence (yes, very good, you at least got that right) as well as a single word (like kayak) or that an acronym is a word created using the first letters of other words (QANTAS comes from Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services) and not from putting the golden arches before the word Yass?

              Also, you can’t call someone an idiot for using ‘anagram’ in the wrong context whn you yourself don’t know what an anagram actually is. Or a palindrome. Or an acronym.

              Plus, I’m not sure how my virginity came into it, but you haven’t made it very clear how you think my virginity has been misused. I think I used it very well thank you. Not that you’ll ever know. My dear.

              Go back to school.

            • gumby says:

              That’s either really really sad…. or really really funny….

    • durr says:

      it means find all bottles stored under your sink and drink all contents at once.

    • crystalmas says:

      Yass is a city in New South Wales Australia – its not too far from Canberra which is the Capital of Australia… I used to drive past this very sign ( and almost every uni student heading to a city called Wagga Wagga would know this sign!!!)

      • hannah says:

        i live in Wagga Wagga lol and have been pass this sign too many times to count, never read it as MY ASS before

    • Simon Sez says:

      There is a town in Australia named Yass.

  6. Nac McFeegle says:

    Fail!!!!

  7. nani nani? says:

    Stop with the first habit >.> JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!

  8. Tom says:

    It was taken in Yass, Australia

  9. TreeFace says:

    Supersize me.

  10. nani nani? says:

    If there is no first then there is no second or third don’t you think? o.O

  11. TreeFace says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to quarter pounder.

  12. daweefolkxXx says:

    Extra ketchup please

  13. gusto says:

    i’d like mine without cheese

  14. SandraF says:

    Hey! I live near there! About an hour south of there. Hee!

    • nimbin says:

      I dont live far away either. Im going to get a McAss Burger tonight, however that is standerd issue world wide ey?

  15. Omega says:

    Mc Ass for everyone…

  16. Bud says:

    Openness towards your fellow man WIN!

  17. nani nani? says:

    Ooooo Yass, Australia. So thats what it was >.>

  18. Weenticle says:

    How pathetic is that, a majority of you are posting to try and sound funny. You all fail.

  19. james says:

    I never knew McDonalds catered prostitutes
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  20. gretchen says:

    Haha, it really isn’t funny if you know about the town Yass in the first place, it’s so weird how you can be desensitized to ridiculous names

  21. Yummy Myass says:

    Pretty obvious bad Photoshop job – None of you shlubs can see it’s a completely different red color around the M?

  22. Addict says:

    i think i saw that pic before…

  23. Turquoize says:

    goatse WIN

  24. MyMalady says:

    did any one notice the “sports and outdoor” advert on the bottom of Myass? that is kinda funny to me..

  25. lawn gnome says:

    in soviet russia, YOU make mcdonalds obese!

  26. Deadclown says:

    FIRST!

  27. LouZha says:

    Now we all know whee they get their shitty food from.

  28. MyMalady says:

    myass?

    • Deadclown says:

      I’m not eating anything from your ass or ANYONE’S ass. Wait. doesn’t honey come from a bee’s ass???? AWWW F^%#

      • Malfeasant says:

        actually, not from their ass… they vomit it

      • johnnyboy says:

        So. How’re those EGGS?

        • Malfeasant says:

          that’s not the ass either… not sure if they call it a vagina in birds too or if that’s just a mammal thing, never studied avian biology… but isn’t there a kind of coffee where the bean is eaten by a bat & then pooped out?

          • LightDisciple says:

            Not a bat.. it’s an Asian Palm Civet or a.k.a. a Toddy Cat. Somewhere along the line, someone decided wasting the pooped coffee beans was a sin, so they now save it, brew it and sell it for $100 a cup.

          • Lord_Farin says:

            In fact, it’s called cloaca…

            • Delphi says:

              No, it’s called Luwak coffee. Luwaks are relatives of the mongoose. They eat the coffee beans, crap them out, and people pay up to a $100 per ounce of luwak beans. I don’t know why anyone would pay that kind of money to drink what is, essentially, ground-up-poo.

              • Malfeasant says:

                i think lord farin was enlightening me on the name of a bird’s egg-laying (and other things) oriface, not the name of the coffee- i remember the cloaca from dissecting a frog in 8th grade, didn’t know the bird’s was called the same thing, now i know…
                and knowing is half the battle :D

                • Malfeasant says:

                  oh, and since the same oriface is used for laying eggs as for pooping, in that sense eggs come from a bird’s ass, so i was wrong to correct johnnyboy in the first place

  29. Alex says:

    obvious photoshop, come on, mcdonalds would never make this type of mistake.

    and the pixels are all wrong

    • just quietly says:

      Not photoshopped, I have seen this sign with my own eyes. It’s about 20-30 minutes drive from where I live and about 2.5-3 hours drive from Sydney. On the Federal Highway, I believe.

    • Scyther says:

      WRONG.

      i live in yass. this is GREAT to see this sign on the net. laugh everyday i see it.

      its a small country town outside australias capital.

  30. Christian says:

    God, I love Australia.

    • nimbin says:

      GOD i don’t, would be sweet if it wasn’t for all them Aussies. Holiday spoilers.

      Guys are tards.
      Chicks are the bestest in the world.

      • nameless says:

        bestest?

        right after you called people tards

      • stiiixy says:

        Here in Aus a guy will happily let the sheila’s drive (more beers for us!), and stay at home to ‘raise the kids’ (more time for beer, watching footy/cricket/V8’s) while the missus works and romance is considered doing the washing and ironing (which can be easily done drunk). What’s there to not like?

  31. Eeik5150 says:

    Well, I can truthfully say that I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in over 15 years and never worked there. Honestly, to eat at McDonald’s is to fail.

    • OuijiBoardofDeath says:

      Just like smoking, drinking alcohol or tap water, or breathing the air in an industrialized nation is fail. God, we’re so enlightened, aren’t we?

  32. Cube says:

    So if you want to eat there, do you have to use the rear entrance?

  33. sbergus says:

    This is so old, photos of this sign were being handed out before the internet existed.

    (or alternatively; this is do old, I saw an ASCII art version of it on a BBS)

  34. Lara says:

    We’ve driven from Sydney to Melbourne and back so many times… We have never stopped in Yass.
    Definately not a photoshop. Yass is a real town and it does have a McDonalds!

    • Not A Rapist says:

      Is there a town that doesn’t have a McDonalds in the US?

      • Lord_Farin says:

        FAIL FAIL FAIL… Missed the sentence “Picture taken in Yass, Australia” probably.

        Why do US residents always think everything happens in their country. Hey, come on, 95% of the world’s population lives elsewhere. Those 95% can fail too (though I think the share in fail is somewhat smaller than 95%)

      • meay says:

        Grand Junction TN, has no Mc Donalds… but It does have a playground and a cemetery combined! “Wave to great grandma kids”!

  35. YASS! this is great! YASS indeed!

  36. tim says:

    i’ve been the maccas in yass, its pretty good actually.

    ass burger win.

  37. tim says:

    also, an ‘ass’ is a donkey. ‘arse’ is your bum.

    that said, donkey burgers are win.

  38. acromegliac says:

    is MYass open late?

  39. kazoointuit says:

    You can actually get really good nuggets from MYASS

  40. durr says:

    who is Mya Ss?

  41. xXJadeXx says:

    I will sadly admit that it took me far longer than it should have to figure out what the help was funny about this picture.

    I will happily say that I am one of the 4% of American’s that aren’t fat asses that eat that toxic waste. :]

  42. someone says:

    There’s a place called Yass in Australia…GOOGLE IT

  43. Poppyseed says:

    Clearly this is a sign for “Deliverance”
    My ass is open until 6 outdoors. (notice the small advert)

  44. peter says:

    The funny thing is I’ve driven past that sign a dozen times without getting it. :o )

  45. MD43 says:

    I’ve past that sign a couple of times and never noticed that….

    Yass is on the highway between the two biggest cities in Australia (Melbourne and Sydney) as well as Canberra so many people will have seen it.

  46. MettanAtem says:

    My ASS!

  47. Matt says:

    Yeah – i have seen this sign many MANY times on the Federal/Hume Hwy between Melb and Sydney.

    Its NOT photoshopped and im spewing that you got to it first! I wanted to post it!

    hehehehe.

    McFail!

  48. Voxhumana says:

    Amazing how many people have called Photoshop. Trust me, it’s not.

    I (and many others commenting here) can vouch for the fact that the sign is real. I’ve seen it many times (but never once saw the “My Ass” joke… what a sad schmuck I am).

    It is just outside of Yass on the Hume Highway that connects Sydney and Melbourne (can’t remember if it is northbound or southbound). Yass is about 300 kms (200-ish miles) south of Sydney.

  49. dboi says:

    Yeah I think I would’ve seen that sign as well and didn’t notice. Slightly past the Goulburn area on the highway.
    Have to say that it’s “arse” in Australia and not “ass” like the Americans. Maybe that’s why we didn’t really notice it.
    Open at 6am though.. interesting. :P

    • tever says:

      The real fail here is the way Americans spell.

      ASS is not a word in Australia.

      • Malfeasant says:

        you are minus an ass?

      • Voxhumana says:

        I regret to inform you that the donkey-related meaning of the word “ass” is very much within the realms of Australian parlance.

        And the derogative usage of the word “ass” derives originally from the “donkey-related” meaning, so in this particular case the American spelling is more accurate than our own, as much as I hate admitting it.

  50. OtherOne says:

    I don’t really understand it.

  51. Anonymous says:

    This is why McDonald’s food tastes like shit.

  52. Jules says:

    Hey! Mine too! Right after my coffee.

  53. Ben says:

    Aussie guys are hot. Aussie ass + open = yes. *drool*

  54. jimjim says:

    Id love to eat at myass

  55. The Commando says:

    Well, we know when McDonalds is open for anal intercourse.

  56. brent says:

    omg – i’ve driven past that sign, like, a million times and never realised what it says!!

  57. Click here to cancel "reply" says:

    Most people say ‘ass’. Arse is generally used by teens as some sort of humor.

  58. IMACDT says:

    Hey, I think I finally get it (two months later).
    The sign says “MY ASS,” but it means that there’s a McDonalds in Yass, Australia. Wow, I just really wish that someone would have explained that for me in any of the previous comments… oh well. I guess no one else saw fit to explain it…

  59. ItsMe says:

    The best McMuffins in town

  60. Metalllemmy says:

    Really? I thought you ass opened at seven!

  61. lordmandarth says:

    Australia Fail, Mate!

    • leafy joe says:

      lord u cant really judge a whole country by a sign posted by the grosses corperation in the world or by a stereo type that everybody says mate over here.

  62. Jess says:

    haha I have so drove past this before….and never noticed……0_0

  63. Rakuen says:

    Wouldn’t want the nuggets from *that* Macca’s.

  64. Subrhyme says:

    with over a billion served, I wouldn’t want to see that ass by closing time.

  65. bob says:

    fn gay it makes no sense go back to fn school or hell

  66. Aaron says:

    it doesnt make sense if u live in aus, its just yass to us

  67. leafy joe says:

    ye true aaron



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