Comments on: UFO Fail

By: Jony

Jony — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:46:18 +0000

The poor moon has been thought to be a UFO?
Retards’ insults.

By: Dibfangirl

Dibfangirl — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:39:12 +0000

…and just when you thought paranormalists couldn’t get any stupider… No offence, paranormalists.

By: Barkerman

Barkerman — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:51:51 +0000

Dude. Devon was originally called Devonshire (look up the Duches of Devonshire if you dont believe me)

We Brits are lazy too as we were the ones who cut off the -shire part, so we have no right to have a cow over the Americans calling one of our Counties in the correct fasion.

By: ed

ed — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:56:05 +0000

there’s a 32% alcahol beer being brewed/distilled in scotland!

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:37:23 +0000

999? wtf? It’s 911.

By: Essuh

Essuh — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:33:00 +0000

Another fail, a 999 call?

By: joe

joe — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:14:29 +0000

Do you think the moon’s a ufo too? nooob

By: cobra347

cobra347 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:04:31 +0000

OMFG! THEY HAVE A MOON IN WHALES!? WTF I NEVER KNEW THAT! OMFG!

By: Oblivienne

Oblivienne — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:21:29 +0000

Or the dude who phoned 911 because Burger King was out of damn lemonade.

By: Oblivienne

Oblivienne — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:18:59 +0000

Absence of semicolon fail.

By: Oblivienne

Oblivienne — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:10:16 +0000

I’ve honestly never heard of this. Quite a useful little tidbit.

By: Oblivienne

Oblivienne — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:05:59 +0000

Awwww. Albertan RCMP death fail. ;___;

By: Miles

Miles — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:22:34 +0000

Prehaps they’d been smoking some of the good green?

By: joe

joe — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:17:07 +0000

why can’t i poop?????

By: joe

joe — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:16:27 +0000

asssssssssssss

By: Zraphter

Zraphter — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:14:01 +0000

Akshualy, the moon IS a UFO…
Well… except 4 the part of “Unidentified”…
And… perhaps the part of “Flying”…
But its DEFENETLY an object…
So, I think its not a faiil…

By: Mr.Fixit

Mr.Fixit — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:13:21 +0000

Wow that is sad it even says 999 YES that means 2 FAILS IN 1 everyone cheer. For the FAIL WHALE HAS BEEN SUMMONED!!!

By: bob

bob — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:42:58 +0000

omfg yeah!

By: Cyanide

Cyanide — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:28:24 +0000

Well, you COULD be from wales…

By: Ben Foster

Ben Foster — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:38:56 +0000

god the sameish thing happened to me once but it turned out to be the sun

By: Sin

Sin — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:24:00 +0000

Whats worse is that these are the people that keep us safe 0.o

By: RJ

RJ — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:52:04 +0000

Red Dwarf definitely stays with your side of things.
Our version failed horribly.

By: Ryzler

Ryzler — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:19:07 +0000

YES! Im glad someone else noticed that. its a double fail.

By: BallScratcher

BallScratcher — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:19:59 +0000

The custard comes after you have stuck your toffee in the pudding a few times

By: Hydras87

Hydras87 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:57:05 +0000

It is a bit both ignorant and arrogant to assume that all American’s are indeed this unintelligible. I was raised in Germany for a good chunk of my youth, then lived in New Zealand where, yes, I spent more than enough time to learn what Bangers and Mash are, though I think Bangers and Mash with a side of sauerkraut is best, yummy. And mustard is the best thing ever.

But I digress. Don’t assume that all Americans don’t know what 999 means.

On a different note, I love KATHRINE TATE!

By: Pretty Pwny

Pretty Pwny — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:59:48 +0000

lololol.

yes, we have a dish like this
cut up hotdogs and mashed potato

great gourmet fun. for a 2 year old.

By: 73x

73x — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:43:16 +0000

IAWTC

By: tommtlight

tommtlight — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:24:42 +0000

um you do drive on the wrong side of the road… we invented the automobile…. but barring that i do think america has stuff seriously messed up including our grasp of english which is abhorrent.

By: PortalPhan

PortalPhan — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:19:16 +0000

I lol again and again at some pplz stupidity…

~The cake is a lie…

By: C. Dave

C. Dave — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:17:14 +0000

That audio is hilarious!

By: Lolrpean

Lolrpean — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:28:44 +0000

mmmmmmmm, a joke I’ve seen perhaps two dozen times emailed around the office

By: Lolrpean

Lolrpean — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:26:31 +0000

Judging by the topic FAIL, Americans (Did you know Canada uses 911 as well?) don’t have the sole claim to idiocy

By: Score_Under

Score_Under — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:52:29 +0000

It looks as though the top of the moon is blocked out by an ellipsoid object, so that’s probably what the welsh dude thought was the UFO.

By: dickosfortuna

dickosfortuna — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:01:06 +0000

This is hilarious! Honestly, stop trying to defend yourselves!
“You’re a true American.”
Grammar = Perfect.
Good lord.
American Education System = FAIL

By: dickosfortuna

dickosfortuna — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:55:14 +0000

er… just a fan of his work in linguistics then?
I think he is great.

By: Storfe

Storfe — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:11:55 +0000

You know, it actually hasn’t been there for ever.

By: Storfe

Storfe — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:33:06 +0000

Det som heiter “graut/grøt” på norsk?

By: Storfe

Storfe — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Yep, but there isn’t just one american, is there?

By: SUOMYNONA

SUOMYNONA — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:41:21 +0000

In that case, might I have a chance?

By: Stefan

Stefan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:47:11 +0000

DOUBLE FAIL!

By: Jacob

Jacob — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:39:58 +0000

Haha I like how at the bottom of the article they talk about this being a real problem. Silly brits.

By: Rina

Rina — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:50:19 +0000

nah, we’s prefer to use the lumberjack song fer tha back’round noize when we talks.

By: david

david — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:10:38 +0000

fingernail polish remover is my drink of choice.

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:53:09 +0000

Um….. American IS a correctly spelled word.

By: Anonnymoose

Anonnymoose — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:43:32 +0000

put that up for burn of the week

By: Audrey

Audrey — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:08:26 +0000

Not all people in the Midwest are brainless. At least I know how to capitalize and use punctuation.

You fail. GTFO.

By: ThatBum

ThatBum — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:59:36 +0000

EPIC FAIL OF THE THIRD KIND.

By: flingthecow

flingthecow — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:50:27 +0000

*The audio is really funny on this (Google bbc, ufo, moon).

By: Audrey

Audrey — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:39:49 +0000

Way to go, dude. You might want to spell check before you comment next time.

By: marxz

marxz — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:35:40 +0000

111 is (or at least was back in the 80’s) NZ’s emergency services number

because NZ’s rotary dials were ass backwards to Australias … true…