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OMFG. Wales….
Oh dont, seriously, this was close to my home town and I just smacked my hand against my forehead and said ‘ohhh christ, not again’, I swear, seriously I dont know how we can walk upright sometimes.
This is just… this is just sad… srsly the moon?
…allowing idiots to communicate with real world Fail.
Crap. I thought that said “New South Wales” at first… thankgoodness.
Good call guys, telling them it was just the moon. That’ll fake them out for now. For now.
Yes, now we steal their cheese to make the moon grow!
Bwahaha!
Everything I’ve ever known about Wales I’ve learned from Scary Go Round, and it’s beginning to appear that every bit of it is true.
Yeah, universe FAIL
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Best on here for a long time, IMO.
999? shouldnt it be 911?
You’re a true American. Sadly.
Please note: this is one American, not all of us. Joker, just because our President can’t, or can’t be bothered to read, doesn’t mean it’s ok for you.
Whoa. I am not saying that all Americans are dumb. Hell, I admire people like Stanley Kubrick, Cal Tjader, Ella Fitzgerald, Noam Chomsky, Woody Allen, Sage Francis, etc and I am absolutely sure there are lots of Americans who actually THINK. It’s just that you have an extremely high percentage of people saying dumb things like “shouldnt it be 911?”, “yeah, we should attack tadjikistan if the government says it’s okay”, “the triangle has 4 sides”, “let’s send all the blacks and mexicans on Jupiter”, etc.
Really? Of all Americans you had to throw Woody Allen in there?
Let me say it for all the British folks out there.
Oh my god.
You bloody yankees.
999 is the British equivalent of 911.
If it isn’t American you wouldn’t know a thing about it.
We drive on the wrong side of the road, you know.
And eat bangers and mash while watching Monty Python.
Yeah, they could’ve made that emergency number 666, that would be fun.
ahahah! now my dear boy, you failed to tell the foreign gentleman of our love for cricket and cucumber sandwiches and ‘bobbies on the beat’
But what about spotted dick?
Yeah, well at least we have a cure for it.
oh my god thats hilarious
one of the better comments i’ve ever read on here
(btw im british)
and you forgot the hero-worship of john cleese and mushy peas (and that English fish and chips are actually EDIBLE)
*jumps up and down*
I am an American and I know what bangers and mash are!
They’re pretty good, too. Hm…maybe I should head over to Firkin & Fox (our local English style pub) for dinner and have some.
shut up!
If you are having sticky toffee pudding i am SO in. I had it for the first time when i went to london and it’s the most amazing food ever.
I love sticky toffee pudding, love it love it love it!!!!
what about custard?! D:
They’re obviously not real bangers and mash. Because they’re American. nd whats more, what’s with Americans trying to be english? So much for independance
-.-
Americans don’t try to be English.
They try to be Japanese.
But we are English. England was just smart enough to say, “Alright! That’s it! You can be independent, for Christ’s sake!”
I don´t know what bangers and mash are, but don´t you dare mock me for monty python. I´m pretty sure I can keep up with most of the Monty python fans in England, and have the time I talk to someone from England about their police force I´m the one imforming them.
But yeah until I saw wales I thought the 999 was part of the fail.
I believe you meant to say “half the time.”
Just how often do you talk to British people about their police force?
oh yeah, well, what’s the equivalent of 911 (or 999) in zimbabwe? yeah, not so worldly now, are you?
lol, it’s actually 999.
Well, Police is 995, Medical is 994 and Fire is 993 but the catch-all switchboard is 999.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
No the 911 in Zimbabwe is 911,000,000.
Attempt at comedy uberfail!
Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Well she makes more noise and writhes around more than your mum does at least.
Slave to the cock.
Slave to the c0ck
Ah, fuck.
Triple reply FAIL.
Your dad riding you so hard you stuttered on the Enter key?
LOL Burn WIN!
Fail pyramid!
how about kazakhstan?
A lot of the former USSR countries still use Russia’s emergency numbers, which are 01 for fire, 02 for police, 03 for medical and 04 for gas leaks. They also use 112 and Satellite Phone users can phone 767.
fuck it. you win. my hat’s off to you.
He used “The Google”.
Gullability fail.
If it isn’t our business, there’s no need to know. Now if the British folks don’t know what 999 is…
That’s not the point. I am an American, I don’t assume the rest of the world uses 911. This is from Wales, hence its stupid to assume that 999 is a fail.
Now, can we all move on?
We also have another emergency number, “112″. It’s used across the European Union.
112 also works on any GSM phone (it’s part of the GSM standard).
Also “111″ is the New Zealand equivalent of 999.
Um… A few things.
-Just because we don’t know what 999 is to you doesn’t mean we’re stupid. We just don’t need to know.
-You drive on the left, we drive on the right. Big deal. It’s still a side of the road. Same diff, really.
-Bangers isn’t a very good name for a food in my opinion, and neither is mash.
Thank you.
Neither is “Grits”.
yOU EVER EAT GRITS? You’d understand the name then, lol. They’re not that good. And what are bangers and mash? My guess would be burgers and chips.
Is that proper chips, which you lot call fries, or crisps?
Either way you’re wrong. It’s sausage (’banger’ being a nickname of Indian origin, back when we were Teh World Police™) and mashed potato.
you are wrong too
the term “banger” came from the great war when because of rationing there was no sausage meat, so most sausages were mainly water, causing them to explode with a loud “bang” whenever they were overcooked
Irrelivent information win
I love grits (Especially with bacon, YUM), they are great.
But then again I’m from the south in the USA, different stokes for different folks I guess. Ya can’t please ‘em’ all.
We did try to think of a more suitable nickname for sausages, but we couldn’t think of anything appropriate that worked with the prefix ‘freedom’.
Nice
British humour win.
hey, you know, it’s not like my history class teaches me what emergency numbers are in a country i’ve never been to, you know. don’t you people have like 12 digits per phone number or something? i’ve send letters to british addresses, it’s totally insane.
try to have a little understanding of cultural differences, here. otherwise you’re no better than us ‘bloody yanks.’ i thought the 999 thing was a mistake, too.