Burn of the Week
About the Burn of the Week
Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com
Burn of the Week
In reply to Gift Fail, where a store display suggests you purchase condoms as a Mother’s Day gift.
Runner Up
In response to Grocery Fail and referencing a thread in Service Fail.
Grammar Fail of the Week
In response to Entrance Fail. Nominated by Simon.
To nominate a comment for the burn of the week, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com.
Grammar fails are so great
That’s better than the winner. Don’t taze me bro.
these are all absolutely retarded
so’s your mom
NO U.
So’s your face.
ETC
NO U !
NO U!
NO ME.
NO I.
NO ALL OF US!
NOM!
that doesn’t make any sense!
dumb
Like your mom.
you guys are all trying way too hard to make a funny comment so YOU can get into the burn of the week thing
At least they are keeping with the spirit of the site, and likely failing..
Ironic don’t you think?
pee pee vagina
wha?
Well that was just idiotic and stupid… I didn’t make any mistakes like saying the wrong you’re did I?
Homestarrunner.com is based almost entirely on grammar fails.
Hey, thanks. I’m betting no one noticed that when homestarrunner was popular… five years ago.
Well excooooze him. I’ve never heard of that website.
That’s because you FAIL.
And it was still popular five minutes ago.
Nah. It only gets updated once a week, which is generally too slow for the short attention span of most internet goers.
I still wish SBCG4AP would hurry up and come out.
hey!
let’s all take trend advice from ‘lord dragon claw.’
maybe i will change my name to ‘lady fairy wing.’
FIRST! Next is gay!
You are gay.
Lucky guys! Live happily ever after!
Except for Simmo33, who died two weeks later
Charles will get cancer weeks later.
but the spot lived on
you are gay and got pwned at being first.
I am gay! No wait… no I just like baking. Although I’d quite like to try it. Wait….3…2…1….NOW I’m gay.
I LOVE BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!
Everyone who comments on here should try to be as GAY as possible!
Dude, YOU’RE gay for posting “first”, you freaking childish idiot.
im sick of people calling each other gay. there is nothing wrong with being gay for gods sake
Nope. nothing wrong with being happy!
lolz
Maybe the people are gay, and it’s more a point of fact than an insult. Like, “hey, you’re gay”, with a response like “yep, I’m gay”
I dunno, you’re probably right, they’re just being jerks.
I was under the impression that god was not incredibly happy with gays.
So being “gay for gods sake” seems unlikely.
Or perhaps “gay for gods sake” is limited to alter boys.
I bet any “alter boy” ( I assume you mean “Altar”, you homophobic asshole ) could easily kick your nerdy ass out on the street.
Wow!
You’re correct, I did mean altar. My bad.
I would suggest that you schedule a visit with a psychologist to deal with your anger issues. The psychologist would also be able to help you to deal with being sexually used by a priest, as you obviously have been.
Nah, just the priests.
No, he really does hate the gays, but he thinks lesbians are the shit.
Because lesbians aren’t gay at all.
Well maybe if God had been concentrating more when he was making stuff, instead of playing Wii, he wouldn’t be so annoyed about making the gays. He’s only got himself to blame.
Win
Isn’t “sake” a nice plum based wine from Japan?
So wouldn’t “gods sake” be the sake of gods? It’s not possesive so it’s like the difference between “cats food” as opposed to “cat’s food.”
And then if one were “gay for gods sake” wouldn’t that make them “really chuffed for that excellent sake?”
culinary fail.
sake is rice wine. while plums DO look like little bums, we’re not gay for little bum wine.
Win.
so now were bringing god into this? man people are screwed. good thing im an atheist. if your god hates gays, why did he make them? isnt god like not supposed to hate to begin with? being gay isnt a ‘choice’ its just how some people are. maybe i seem prudish but if you go around calling people ‘gay’ and one of your best friends is gay but you don’t know it, they will never come out and may hate themselves for being gay. not only will that lead to low self-esteem, but then they could end up living a lie, which is one of the worse things to do to yourself or anyone. sry if im screwing up failblog here, but this is an issue i feel strongly about. ur stupid insults could maybe kill someone you know and love. think about that plz
would you like some cheese with that whine?
american apathy strikes again
Yeah, uhm, my grandfather killed himself because he grew up in the 50’s where it was thought that being gay was immoral and wrong, and because of some of you pigs and little 12 year olds who like to throw that word around, my grandfather is dead. So I would like to personally thank every little kid and immature young adult that goes around flinging the words “gay” and “fag” around. You’ve sure helped my life and I bet you’ve helped a lot of others too.
not because of me, i wasn’t around in the ’50s
), i had to get through that as part of the process of growing up, and i survived. if a person kills him/herself because they are too thin-skinned to shake off derisive comments from others, i’m sorry, that person has solely him/herself to blame.
for the record, let it be known i have no problem with gay people. the thought of the act of sodomy repulses me, but then again, i don’t like mustard, and you don’t see me calling for more condiment controls. i am not opposed to gay marriage either, the state sanctions marriage because it has a stabilizing effect on society, if 2 people decide to pair up, each of them are less likely to engage in risky and destructive behavior because they are no longer the only one who would be hurt by it. I don’t think it makes a difference whether the pair are m/f, m/m, or f/f.
on the other hand, i will call something gay if i think it’s stupid. this does not imply that i think gay people are stupid, its just a figure of speech. i think most gay people understand this, and can tell from the context that i am not intending to be hurtful. if it offends you, sorry, but you can’t control those around you, so get used to it. growing up, people called me creepy, weird and a freak, geek, nerd, whatever (still do in fact
Jacob, The Little kids weren’t around in the 50’s. Neither was I. We contributed in no way contributed to your grandfather’s death. Think twice before
you say things like that.
Honorable DrPwnage,
Looks like you’ve contributed once too often. You should probably think twice before ytou say things twice like that.
metou, mebbe!
personally I use “ghey”… I find it less offensive and much more 1337
“ghey” and “gay” as it is used in parlance on the interwebz, has nothing to do with homosexuals.
Dunno about you, but whenever I call something ‘gay’ there’s buttsex involved somewhere.