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the internet

Bend over and I’ll show a you a wtf !

 
TreeFace

That’s what she said.

 
 
AlexFromUa

Funny, very fanny, like in Ukraine =)

Not A Rapist

Does Ukraine take pride in killing soccer players with bow and arrow?

Radar

Is that why Russia made Euro 2008 and Ukraine did not?

 
 
 
bykboy

HAH, 24th…beat that…

 
bykboy

SOCCER, I don’t even KNOW her!

 
Radar

What an idiot 1/5 of the planet plays the sport and you have never heard of it! Do you live in dungeon or just like making meaningless retorts?

 
 
 
Goala

No wonder america has a soccer problem!

david

i thought the point of soccer was to shoot the guy kicking the ball around?

 
 
 
 
Hirpo

First one who says “FIRST”

 
Fatman

LOL All of America’s soccer players are killed in an archery incident. A sign told them to play on the archery range and they followed the advice, being the sheep they are…. LOL

 
Muhammad The Camel Guy

Review your history books dip-shit. America (and Americans) have been the Sheppard, not the sheep, on this planet since the late 1800s.

Tatjana

What are you saing? Clearly Europe ist the Cultural lead in every perspective.
If you just think about it; the life standard and length are much higher -you can check if you want- and the education level is also above the american. You just watched Eurotrip too much, to know the truth.

Manowar

Yes, obviously, being that almost all the top ranked universities in the world are in the US (excluding 2 in there from the UK). American’s have a K-12 education problem, sure. Nationalist Hate FAIL.

And on Soccer, I’d like soccer more if the players didn’t fake it so much. Bunch of sissies.

Dragonwriter

GAAAHHHH!!!

If you’re going to talk up the American educational system…could you PLEASE learn how to use apostrophes correctly first??

!!!

zomg! A minor grammar error?!? You got him good with that comeback.

Dragonwriter

Um…that wasn’t a comeback. That was an real, heartfelt request. I actually agree with what he was saying, but it’s my job to make Americans at least LOOK less ignorant out in the world. Hard to turn that off, sometimes. But really–you aren’t going to convince anyone how great our educational system is if you can’t even use your own language correctly.

Fahzbehn

It is “a real” “Hard to turn that off, sometimes.” is a sentence fragment, though “it is” could be implied. Hyphens are used to make an inclusive phrase - such as this one - inside of another sentence; however, a comma would have been a better choice. And it’s “of how great that our education system is”.

For the record, I’m a technical writer. This is what I do for a living. It was a good try, however badly the attempt went.

david

can’t we all just agree that, no matter the status and achievements of any given country, it has nothing to do with anyone of us that post on failblog.

david

snaps! i should have ended that with a ‘?’

 
 
Dragonwriter

HAH! I TOTALLY fail!!

That’s what I get for trying to type when I first get up in the morning.

 
Elmoose

Aren’t there bigger grammatical “Fails” to discuss over the Internet? (I can has?? for one) Rather than wasting time correcting errors made by someone who actually has some idea of what he/she is doing?

PriorityFail!

Mica

Dragonwriter, it’s the internet. All you see is going to be a giant
conglomerate of grammar and spelling fails.

Really bad English translations fall in there somewhere as well.
Point is, you’re never going to sleep if you put it upon yourself to
correct every mistake that you see.

Dragonwriter

Oh, I know…and usually I don’t bother. This one struck a nerve because of the subject matter of the post!

*sticks a gold star on Mica’s post for perfect grammar/spelling*

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Fahzbehn

For what it’s worth, typical of my usual lengthy socio-political posts, I was just being silly while being serious. Know that I don’t do burns with the intent of making anyone look ignorant, but it was rather weird to see a grammar fail after a grammar fail about a logic fail.

An entire satirical drama could be made on the lapses in our educational system, as tragic as that is. Fahrenheit 451, here we come.

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Bananaphone

And they even have better wine, the bastards…..

Dragonwriter

I knooooooooooow!!!

*takes a sip of a rather lovely Sangiovese*

 
 
 
kea

Lead the planet in pig-ignorance, maybe. Could you at least run spell check?

 
kannadzuki

Guy, I think you should ’sheppard’ yourself to a better understanding of how other nations are shaping the world culturally and economically, and not just through an omnipresent military.

knight who says niii

hmmm, just like the tipical stupid big guy from the college! He was respected (feared) only because he was not afraid to use strength against the other kids…

ButhedaBunzai

Ra-ther.

I love the colours of my flowers. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Vernunft

I agree, soccer players are complete idiot sheep. Thankfully, it’s not popular in this country.

 
Danometer

Yeah, all 11 of them.

 
 
Mortus Kade

Apparently someone hates Soccer enough to throw them into the archery range. My question is: should the archers aim for the ball, or the players?

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

But if you aim at the ball and pull up a little, that should give you sufficient lead to hit the player.

 
 
 
 
t

This post was below average quality of failblog. Not okay.

loveloveshine

This comment (the one above) was below the average quality of failblog. Not okay

 
xenu

UK spelling…like colour…
(not american spelling: color)
and not even Tori Spelling!

TreeFace

Don’t dig your hole any deeper, xenu.

 
 
 
Masterblaze0

Who knows?

Im gonna have to remember that and use it on my friends.

 
 
 
xenu

People from the UK can afford more letters than Americans…like in colour

aaaaanon

but in the case of homour, homor isn’t a word either.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Fish

Or perhaps it is taking care of annoying soccer players win?