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…jeez
It’s bad enough you’re going to Wal-Mart for a Mother’s Day gift.
WIN:)
Mommy, i’m your biggest fail, please don’t repeat it, use this.
how many come in a box? And do all walmarts have them? Hahaha that’s a. Good one
I loves me some fail mart
Excuse ME, but isn’t a trojan nowadays defined (other than the historic Trojans, who are a different case) as something that infiltrates the other side without them realising it shouldn’t be there?
You call this a CONDOM!?
What do you expect from Mall-Warts?
actually, the trojan wall was a very high, strong wall built around the city of troy. the greeks built a giant wooden horse full of soldiers and offered it as a gift to get inside the wall, the trojan horse. the condoms are named after the wall, the virus is named after the horse.
Fail: you must be referring to the Trojan Horse?
your saying your mom has a penis?
Fail.
mommy? i want a baby brother for christmas
Condoms are supposed to prevent babies, not create them.
Sex Ed Fail.
*slaps*
You’re a effing moron.
grammar fail
win
THANK YOU. someone with common sense
West Virginia WIN!!!
Don’t hate on the WV!
EAST VIRGINIA FTW!!!
*twitch, twitch*
Hey, Mom? It’s Oedipus, and you’ll never guess what I bought you for mother’s day!
this is funny!
made me laugh
hehehehe
all moms love condomes…better than flowers.
spell fail
a condom boquet!
bouquet
Ooh. Grammatically owned!
Condomes? WTF is a Condome?
Idiot.
Is a special kind of dome, stooped.
I would think it is a cone-dome or perhaps it is a domed cone, therefore not stooping at all, or maybe you were trying to call FC “stupid” and FAILing quite
spectacularly.
Sincerely,
BluSlaad
You fail at linebreak.
STUPID, huh?
Well, we know YOUR mom does.
Not really a fail, its funny yeh, but not a fail, oh and kudos the the guy above who didnt call out first, begin the revolution!
It really needs to stop.
Be careful about revolutions. Remember that whatever goes around comes around.
Wait… are we still talking about condoms?
THIRD
you still fail no matter what order yer comment is
HA HA HA
tap her ass for mother’s day
)
it’s for her to use with dad, she may want to get frisky for mother’s day, go dad!!!!
too expensive
Ribbed fail her pleasure – eeew!
Sixth!
Looks like walmart. Capitalist pigs.
Win.
God damn hippie.
I also hate money and eating.
You’re my kind of woman.
Epic win.
ugh. i hate the sprawl-mart, too, Don.
Didn’t you hear? Nothing says “I Love You” like incest.
FTW!!1!
Family affairs win!
It also says “I have psychological issues”. But I guess you have to take the bad with the good.
Did you know….condoms were originally made to keep the soldier clean when going in the pooper!
Nope you are wrong! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Was the easiest website to find on short notice, read the history.
hell yes wikipedia, the best website around…
Research fail.
I mean, some similar fails look like they could have been accidental (the cotton balls next to the black history month sign, for example) but this one is just distressing.
My personal favorite was the ham with a sign that mentions they’re perfect for Hanukkah.
Ah, I believe the best was the one with Bambi DVD’s on a There Will be Blood display stating “Oh yes, there will be blood.” Hilarious.
no kidding. can you imagine being the poor bastard they got to stock this display? as if wal mart doesn’t humiliate their employees enough.
The Wal-Mart employee wouldn’t be humiliated if they can’t read.
It would explain a lot of things.
or doing it on purpose, because really that’s probably the highlight of the day working for walmart. and by highlight i mean what stops you from stabbing yourself with a hunting knife during your lunch break.
Or other people.
It’s true I work there… the thought of murder is almost constantly on my mind. Remember that the next time you ask your cashier to “bag all the cold stuff together.”
….. hawt.
Nothing says love like reminding mom what life could have been like if dad had used a condom…..
Yes, these are to keep the soldier clean when packing fudge!
win
Dat r c00nd0mz ?
Nah yah think? Comment fail.
1337 fail
TYPING FAIL.
Lol. It’s also an anti-virus naming fail. :p
If only Oedipus had been that thoughtful, no tenth-graders would ever have to read Antigone again.
This comment is win.
And if Laius had been that thoughtful, Freud would have needed to name his complex after someone else.
See, it’s a comment like this that makes me smile. You have to know, to know it’s funny!
*wink*
but then a Boston DJ from the 80s (now program director i think) would have had a much less interesting name…
so be sweet and kind to mother, now and then have a chat
buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat
but maybe you had better let it go at that
or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex
…and you may end up like Oedipus
(I’d rather marry a duck-billed platipus … than end up like old Oedipus Rex.)
Tom Lehrer, FTW!
It’s spelled platypus.
it’s spelled eat shit and die, spelling nazi
Do not ever refer to me as a Nazi. Seriously, don’t put me lower than you, who is obviously too immature if you can’t handle a simple spelling correction. It wasn’t even you I was correcting. Also, I don’t see why anyone would want to eat you.
Owned.
I see you forgot to take your Abilify today.
EPIC comment WIN.
XD
If only Oedipus had been that thoughtful, no tenth-graders would ever have to read Antigone again.
idget it?
yeah “mommy”
first, next is gay!
anonym(jew)an is sweet candy
For not becoming a mom … with love.
Emo Win!
There is nothing like saying “I wish I had never been born” like a pack of condoms on Mother’s Day.
Oh man, props to you for that one!
or a coat hanger…
Seems perfect for those mother****ers who dont want any competition
Uber!
ubercharged condoms?
*shudders*
FRIST!
NO IM FIRST U NOOB
he said he was “frist”. there’s a difference.
oh sorry
Fyslexia Dail
dont you mean dlisyexa fial? god… get it right!
Maybe these are for some “adventures” on Mother’s Day when she’s out of the house
WTF sence when are they out of the glass counter.
they are no longer under lock and key SINCE the pope stopped being general manager.
Boom headshot.
Maybe these are for” her adventures” when she’s out of the house
Condoms called TROJAN??¿??¿
They get into you without even noticing that?
I’m sorry I am confused by your statement.
Looks like he’s trying to reference the Trojan Horse… but failing. Not only because of awkward wording, but also because it was the Greeks who got into Troy without being noticed, and not the other way around. That’s how the Greeks sacked Troy, you see–snuck in and hacked everyone to little bits. So, if anything, a ‘Trojan’ should split open when you least expect it.
And hence this image is a double fail considering the name of the condoms
spilling forth tzatziki?
Even more fail. “Snuck” is not, and has never been a word.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snuck
nerd fail.
snuck is most definitely a word.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snuck
Oh! Thanks for explaining it to me. I was very confused.
P.S. Your statement made me laugh.
Whoever buys them for his mother got the word MILF wrong…
Whoever buys it for his mother got the word MILF wrong…
double post fail…
Could also point out MILF isn’t a word, but hey.
Too true.
It’s an acronym.
if your buying a MOTHERS DAY gift, isnt it already too late for the condoms?
yeah i guess, unless you consider that women are generally capable of having more than one child and some kids would like to keep it that way.
Referred to that ages ago:
Quote:
Seems perfect for those mother****ers who dont want any competition
you win the internet!
LMAO…yup day late and $5.78 short
Mom opens the door, and the gigolo I got her for Mother’s Day is holding a box of condoms and a Travelocity receipt for Dad’s flight to Vegas yesterday.
I dunno, I know a few people who’s moms could have used these. But as stated somewhere above, it’s a bit late for that now.
Nothin’ says “lovin’” like no babies from her oven!
WHAT??!!??!! I NEED TO EMAIL THIS TO MY MOM!!!!! ROFLMTO!!!!!
But I probably won’t. You can do that for me, though.
Her email address is “namimi7 ^at^ yahoo ^dot^ com”
Not a fail. The chicken is a result of experimental growth hormones, there was no beastiality performed on its mother.
Maybe they’re special for those moms who have 8 or more kids. You know the kind, the ones that think their vagina is a clown car.
Every good commander should know when it’s time to pull their forces out.
WIN.
Belch
Maybe it’s the gift that a mother should give their teen aged kids, with a note stating that she does not wish to be a grandmother…… yet.
But just which pack should you get her? And why is it that the biggest box of mac and cheese is called family size, the biggest bag of chips is called party size, compact cars and the biggest pack of condoms are called “ecconomy size/pack”?
great gift for mother’s day
Mother’s Day fail is Father’s Day WIN!
MILF!!!! (But Safety First!!)
Also, make sure the neighbor has the camcorder going so he can spread the joy! XD
For the mom who has everything…like 10 kids.
Like me and your mom?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,392001,00.html
“”"The family now has 10 girls and eight boys.
“We would have liked a boy to be even,” he said. “We thank God all of them are healthy and happy.”"”"
Condoms very much needed there…. don’t let that breed any more!
Milkman WIN!
Condoms are under a sign marked ‘Family Planning’ where I live.
It makes me giggle. They’re also right next to the douches and pregnancy tests.
Also diapers and tampons at the drug store by me.
thats a “Your mom” joke win
Wow…just wow.
also…with the Romanian couple, dang man…someone send that dude this picture!
I didn’t have $5.78. So I bought the HAM instead…you know the one, that would be “Delicious for Chanukkah.” I’ll eat it watching Bambi, waiting for the BLOOD, going to get hot water out of that ridiculous contraption, waiting in vain for the FAIL bus to take me to the FAIL boat and whisk me away to Dubai (wherever the FUCK that is)…
I didn’t have $5.78. So I bought the HAM instead…you know the one, that would be “Delicious for Chanukkah.” I’ll eat it watching Bambi, waiting for the BLOOD, going to get hot water out of that ridiculous contraption, waiting in vain for the FAIL bus to take me to the FAIL boat and whisk me away to Dubai (wherever the FU*CK that is)…
And that all just to hear the sound of a dying cat?
Man, you should have clicked the ad…
This is what the Duggar family children give their mom.
Perfect for Don`t-be-a-Mother`s Day
Nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” like giving Mom a visual cue to get fucked…
ha ha ha ha
this sort of thing says “Mommy, daddy died a long time ago, and I think you need to get laid.” Amen
She may not want to be a mom again. Kid could be from hell!
FAIL preventer! LOL(after the baby stage the cuteness effect starts to wear thin and mommy realizes condoms are a great gift)
every mommy loves homemade balloon animals for mothers day
The gift that says: “I don’t want any more little brothers!”
ohhh god….
my mom would eat me alive if i got her that…..
Ohhh exploitable…
Your mom would rape you if you got her condoms for mother’s day?
Wow, this is a great price on condoms!
I reckon it’s a total win: from the kid who has everything and doesn’t want to share…
Photoshopping FAIL!
Who knows, you might wanna give your mom something to use with your dad or something.