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		<title>By: phoenix mattress</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-648812</link>
		<dc:creator>phoenix mattress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>serves them right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>serves them right.</p>
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		<title>By: IlykCheezburger</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-535885</link>
		<dc:creator>IlykCheezburger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that is a tradgic Fail.......Tradgic.

~Cheez~</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that is a tradgic Fail&#8230;&#8230;.Tradgic.</p>
<p>~Cheez~</p>
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		<title>By: MyChemicalApocalypse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-525474</link>
		<dc:creator>MyChemicalApocalypse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it&#039;s supposed to be like that because of how tragedy is mispelled in the tattoo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s supposed to be like that because of how tragedy is mispelled in the tattoo</p>
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		<title>By: MyChemicalApocalypse</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-525471</link>
		<dc:creator>MyChemicalApocalypse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s the POINT</description>
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		<title>By: kevin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-393869</link>
		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it really is a tragedy to have a misspelled tattoo.</description>
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		<title>By: Claire</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-386541</link>
		<dc:creator>Claire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What makes me think fail is that not only is the tattoo spelled wrong, the &quot;tradgic fail&quot; insert also contains a very relevant spelling error. If you are going to point someone out as failing at spelling and post it all over the web, at least make sure you spell the correction right!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What makes me think fail is that not only is the tattoo spelled wrong, the &#8220;tradgic fail&#8221; insert also contains a very relevant spelling error. If you are going to point someone out as failing at spelling and post it all over the web, at least make sure you spell the correction right!</p>
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		<title>By: Yulia</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-366656</link>
		<dc:creator>Yulia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, even without the spelling fail that it just badly drawn. I realize it&#039;s warped to our view in the picture a bit from being on the curve of a human body, but even so it is just...bad art! Not even getting into the bad outlines, the shading does not even make sense! Where exactly was the artist&#039;s light source supposed to be, here? Someone needs to go back to art school before they start putting their doodles on people&#039;s skin forever!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, even without the spelling fail that it just badly drawn. I realize it&#8217;s warped to our view in the picture a bit from being on the curve of a human body, but even so it is just&#8230;bad art! Not even getting into the bad outlines, the shading does not even make sense! Where exactly was the artist&#8217;s light source supposed to be, here? Someone needs to go back to art school before they start putting their doodles on people&#8217;s skin forever!</p>
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		<title>By: Frances</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-345054</link>
		<dc:creator>Frances</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ummm... spelling fail for you too? It should be &quot; the spelling in TRAGEDY is spelled tradgey.&quot; Tradgety is completely incorrect.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ummm&#8230; spelling fail for you too? It should be &#8221; the spelling in TRAGEDY is spelled tradgey.&#8221; Tradgety is completely incorrect.</p>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-344758</link>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>meant &quot;tradgey&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>meant &#8220;tradgey&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-344757</link>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Tradgy&quot; is nothing; I&#039;ve seen the word &quot;tragedations&quot;! XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Tradgy&#8221; is nothing; I&#8217;ve seen the word &#8220;tragedations&#8221;! XD</p>
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		<title>By: Aimee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-263799</link>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, acually, it&#039;s a tradgey. =P</description>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-223861</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you realize no one cares?</description>
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		<title>By: Sexy Tomboy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-192118</link>
		<dc:creator>Sexy Tomboy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s really funny about this is that every person who notices the spelling fail is gonna tell someone. Then pretty soon, this dope is going to be known all throughout his/her hometown as the &quot;Dumb ass with the tragic tattoo.&quot; Who would go outside again with a title like that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s really funny about this is that every person who notices the spelling fail is gonna tell someone. Then pretty soon, this dope is going to be known all throughout his/her hometown as the &#8220;Dumb ass with the tragic tattoo.&#8221; Who would go outside again with a title like that?</p>
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		<title>By: Oy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-150567</link>
		<dc:creator>Oy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You do realise that they quite clearly intended that to make fun of the picture?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You do realise that they quite clearly intended that to make fun of the picture?</p>
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		<title>By: T4</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-132166</link>
		<dc:creator>T4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i believe this is a gang tatoo. someone&#039;s losing a finger over this one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i believe this is a gang tatoo. someone&#8217;s losing a finger over this one.</p>
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		<title>By: Metalllemmy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-130442</link>
		<dc:creator>Metalllemmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And it won&#039;t ever come off...</description>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-109522</link>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This tradgey is a comedy hahahaha...</description>
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-95191</link>
		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the spelling in Tradgety is spelled Tradgey</description>
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		<title>By: FAIL!</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-86607</link>
		<dc:creator>FAIL!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you mean Tradgey.</description>
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		<title>By: the writer</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-80842</link>
		<dc:creator>the writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did anybody actually realise that whoever put this photo up, also spelt tragic as tradgic.
that is just really really sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>did anybody actually realise that whoever put this photo up, also spelt tragic as tradgic.<br />
that is just really really sad.</p>
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		<title>By: parson</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-49553</link>
		<dc:creator>parson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>personally the comment about getting art for your wall, not your body, etc.  i am im both a tattoo artist and a painter, my walls are covered,  but my body is a walking gallery,  i have tons of artists work on my body.  each one has its own significance.  and i actually know a lot of people who didnt even start getting tattoos til after 50-60 yrs  old.

by the way tho,  you should never rush out and get a tattoo thats probly the dumbest thing you can do.  thats how you end up with crap like this inthe picture ( not to mention being a dumbass )  the artist who did it may have even told them to check it and such, but who knows.    and the comment of lower class and drug dealer status is simply ignorant.  hell,  many cultures use different forms of body modification for a way to show their social status or even religious status.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>personally the comment about getting art for your wall, not your body, etc.  i am im both a tattoo artist and a painter, my walls are covered,  but my body is a walking gallery,  i have tons of artists work on my body.  each one has its own significance.  and i actually know a lot of people who didnt even start getting tattoos til after 50-60 yrs  old.</p>
<p>by the way tho,  you should never rush out and get a tattoo thats probly the dumbest thing you can do.  thats how you end up with crap like this inthe picture ( not to mention being a dumbass )  the artist who did it may have even told them to check it and such, but who knows.    and the comment of lower class and drug dealer status is simply ignorant.  hell,  many cultures use different forms of body modification for a way to show their social status or even religious status.</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-49499</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh that is so wrong, you win one half internet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh that is so wrong, you win one half internet</p>
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		<title>By: tbonedave</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-48103</link>
		<dc:creator>tbonedave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Usoki, U-suck-ey.</description>
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		<title>By: Curben</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-47344</link>
		<dc:creator>Curben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I put on my wizard robe and hat . . .?</description>
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		<title>By: crispy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46832</link>
		<dc:creator>crispy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>its so much funnier that  i know someone that has this tattoo. but its spelled right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its so much funnier that  i know someone that has this tattoo. but its spelled right.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46814</link>
		<dc:creator>Dragonwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WIN!</description>
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		<title>By: Well....</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46762</link>
		<dc:creator>Well....</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, talk about classist snob!

Lower class? Trash? Women with tat&#039;s must be sluts? Anyone with tat&#039;s must be a junky looking for drugs?

If you&#039;re not looking for conflicts, perhaps you should start with actually using your brain instead of using what is quite frankly antiquated stereotyping.


And as to your request.  Five reasons you should get a tattoo?

Well, I won&#039;t give them to you.  If you need someone ELSE to tell you why you would want a tattoo, then you really do not want a tattoo.  Yes, they are for the most part permanent, removal is not easy, and nobody else can tell you what design really means enough to you to place it on your body.

If you don&#039;t want a tattoo. Don&#039;t get one.  Even if you DO want a tattoo, don&#039;t get one unless it is something you&#039;re ready to live with forever.

I have tattoos.  I&#039;m not ashamed of them, nor am I a low class junkie incapable of being a professional.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, talk about classist snob!</p>
<p>Lower class? Trash? Women with tat&#8217;s must be sluts? Anyone with tat&#8217;s must be a junky looking for drugs?</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not looking for conflicts, perhaps you should start with actually using your brain instead of using what is quite frankly antiquated stereotyping.</p>
<p>And as to your request.  Five reasons you should get a tattoo?</p>
<p>Well, I won&#8217;t give them to you.  If you need someone ELSE to tell you why you would want a tattoo, then you really do not want a tattoo.  Yes, they are for the most part permanent, removal is not easy, and nobody else can tell you what design really means enough to you to place it on your body.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t want a tattoo. Don&#8217;t get one.  Even if you DO want a tattoo, don&#8217;t get one unless it is something you&#8217;re ready to live with forever.</p>
<p>I have tattoos.  I&#8217;m not ashamed of them, nor am I a low class junkie incapable of being a professional.</p>
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		<title>By: Muhammad The Camel Guy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46738</link>
		<dc:creator>Muhammad The Camel Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just going to take a wild guess here...  You&#039;ve got one of those tramp stamps don&#039;t you?  

Stephieee (if that&#039;s your real name), you’re spelling it horribly wrong, I’m cooler than my name implies, and I don’t need a tattoo to make me cool, or to increase my ability to defend myself.

Now, with that out of the way, I’d like to add that your avatar thingy is very cute.  

I’m forming a picture in my mind of what you look like based on your cute avatar thingy.  

OMG, you’re smoking hot in my mental image of you!

Hang on a second, need to change a few things…

O.K., you’re now blond, have bigger boobs, and I removed the tramp stamp (you can thank me later).  

Now I’m picturing us in a rowboat heading toward my secluded private island.  You should see the dress I’ve put you in.  $2,000 custom made to fit that hot shapely body God has blessed you with.  

You’re becoming hypnotized by my awesome man beauty as you stare deeply into my very blue eyes.  I’m now carrying you with my huge ripped biceps to a table already set with candles, flowers, and food.  I’ve got your favorite wine.  

I reach across the table with a napkin to wipe the steak sauce off your pouty fat beautiful lips, in spite of the fact that it’s turning me on.  

I’m reaching across the table again and doing some hand flirting.  I’m slowly caressing your fingertips.  Oh, you’re doing it back now.  That’s nice.  

The sun is setting.  The wind is warm and refreshing.  I point like there is something behind you.  You turn to look, but see nothing.  You turn back to me, but I’m not there.  

You flinch as you realize I’m under the table seducing your painted toe nails with my face and hands.  You cross your legs like the lady you are, but that fails to deter me.  

I’m making my way up your awesome torso.  How do you stay so thin?  My face is pressed closely to your breast.  I can hear your heart pounding harder and harder.   

I’m now carrying you again to the hammock on my private beach.  We’re snuggling and watching the seagulls sore in beautiful rhythmic circles. 
   
[@#$%!  Hang on a minute, my grandson is texting me…BRB…]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just going to take a wild guess here&#8230;  You&#8217;ve got one of those tramp stamps don&#8217;t you?  </p>
<p>Stephieee (if that&#8217;s your real name), you’re spelling it horribly wrong, I’m cooler than my name implies, and I don’t need a tattoo to make me cool, or to increase my ability to defend myself.</p>
<p>Now, with that out of the way, I’d like to add that your avatar thingy is very cute.  </p>
<p>I’m forming a picture in my mind of what you look like based on your cute avatar thingy.  </p>
<p>OMG, you’re smoking hot in my mental image of you!</p>
<p>Hang on a second, need to change a few things…</p>
<p>O.K., you’re now blond, have bigger boobs, and I removed the tramp stamp (you can thank me later).  </p>
<p>Now I’m picturing us in a rowboat heading toward my secluded private island.  You should see the dress I’ve put you in.  $2,000 custom made to fit that hot shapely body God has blessed you with.  </p>
<p>You’re becoming hypnotized by my awesome man beauty as you stare deeply into my very blue eyes.  I’m now carrying you with my huge ripped biceps to a table already set with candles, flowers, and food.  I’ve got your favorite wine.  </p>
<p>I reach across the table with a napkin to wipe the steak sauce off your pouty fat beautiful lips, in spite of the fact that it’s turning me on.  </p>
<p>I’m reaching across the table again and doing some hand flirting.  I’m slowly caressing your fingertips.  Oh, you’re doing it back now.  That’s nice.  </p>
<p>The sun is setting.  The wind is warm and refreshing.  I point like there is something behind you.  You turn to look, but see nothing.  You turn back to me, but I’m not there.  </p>
<p>You flinch as you realize I’m under the table seducing your painted toe nails with my face and hands.  You cross your legs like the lady you are, but that fails to deter me.  </p>
<p>I’m making my way up your awesome torso.  How do you stay so thin?  My face is pressed closely to your breast.  I can hear your heart pounding harder and harder.   </p>
<p>I’m now carrying you again to the hammock on my private beach.  We’re snuggling and watching the seagulls sore in beautiful rhythmic circles. </p>
<p>[@#$%!  Hang on a minute, my grandson is texting me…BRB…]</p>
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		<title>By: blah blah</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46541</link>
		<dc:creator>blah blah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a tragic hangover and a tragic story to tell for teh rest of her life</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a tragic hangover and a tragic story to tell for teh rest of her life</p>
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		<title>By: Stephieee</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46529</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephieee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No one wants you to get a tattoo.  Tattoos are  cool.  And you are not.  You probably get beat up all the time by people with tattoos, don&#039;t you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one wants you to get a tattoo.  Tattoos are  cool.  And you are not.  You probably get beat up all the time by people with tattoos, don&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46479</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I photoshopped the caption in but that really is her tattoo... you can have her myspace if you want ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I photoshopped the caption in but that really is her tattoo&#8230; you can have her myspace if you want <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46470</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s on a girl&#039;s shoulder haha but close</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s on a girl&#8217;s shoulder haha but close</p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46156</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...that was the point of the caption.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;that was the point of the caption.</p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46155</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha I actually work in PR, nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha I actually work in PR, nice.</p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46143</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She had this for 2 years before she met me and had no idea it was spelled wrong...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She had this for 2 years before she met me and had no idea it was spelled wrong&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Cheryl H</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46140</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheryl H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Original poster -- She had it for 2 years before she met me and had NO idea that it was spelled wrong, haha. She is an idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Original poster &#8212; She had it for 2 years before she met me and had NO idea that it was spelled wrong, haha. She is an idiot.</p>
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		<title>By: Hrmm</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46134</link>
		<dc:creator>Hrmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Usually you take the design in, they scan it onto paper (reversed) with transfer ink, wet your skin and then press it to you so you have an outline you can use to make sure it&#039;s placed properly. It&#039;s possible this person is so smart that they did this on purpose to add real tragedy to their tattoo, but I highly doubt that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Usually you take the design in, they scan it onto paper (reversed) with transfer ink, wet your skin and then press it to you so you have an outline you can use to make sure it&#8217;s placed properly. It&#8217;s possible this person is so smart that they did this on purpose to add real tragedy to their tattoo, but I highly doubt that.</p>
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		<title>By: Delphi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-46050</link>
		<dc:creator>Delphi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do a cartwheel: Wow Mom Wow!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do a cartwheel: Wow Mom Wow!</p>
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		<title>By: Nwabby</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45953</link>
		<dc:creator>Nwabby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is this liek, triple sarcasm? Or an idiot?</description>
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		<title>By: Slurp</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45922</link>
		<dc:creator>Slurp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got a &quot;W&quot; tattoo&#039;d to each ass cheek... so... WOW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a &#8220;W&#8221; tattoo&#8217;d to each ass cheek&#8230; so&#8230; WOW!</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45899</link>
		<dc:creator>Avis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Than, not then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Than, not then.</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45898</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>heh i just realized how silly that sounds, visual except for videos, but heh you know videos have sound too... i&#039;ll go back under my rock now</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heh i just realized how silly that sounds, visual except for videos, but heh you know videos have sound too&#8230; i&#8217;ll go back under my rock now</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45897</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fail yourself, for picking on a guy for not claiming to know what a graphic sounds like
with the exception of the blind, and the occasional video, we all experience this forum visually.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fail yourself, for picking on a guy for not claiming to know what a graphic sounds like<br />
with the exception of the blind, and the occasional video, we all experience this forum visually.</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45896</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you actually looked for the town on google maps? you actually searched teh intertubes for other mention of this town??  way to miss obvious facetiousness.
you know, gullible isn&#039;t in the dictionary</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you actually looked for the town on google maps? you actually searched teh intertubes for other mention of this town??  way to miss obvious facetiousness.<br />
you know, gullible isn&#8217;t in the dictionary</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45895</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wtf?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wtf?</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45894</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it should be harder.  too many people take tattoos lightly and get something they regret later.  if one has to think long and hard about it, and hear all the reasons not to from parents, friends, co-workers, strangers on the street; and after all that, still wants to get a tattoo, go for it.
personally i have no problem with tattoos, but i&#039;ve never felt strongly enough about anything in the world to have on there permanently.  in a way, i envy the people that have.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it should be harder.  too many people take tattoos lightly and get something they regret later.  if one has to think long and hard about it, and hear all the reasons not to from parents, friends, co-workers, strangers on the street; and after all that, still wants to get a tattoo, go for it.<br />
personally i have no problem with tattoos, but i&#8217;ve never felt strongly enough about anything in the world to have on there permanently.  in a way, i envy the people that have.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45893</link>
		<dc:creator>Dragonwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah! I have a friend who actually did this...bar code on her neck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah! I have a friend who actually did this&#8230;bar code on her neck.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45892</link>
		<dc:creator>Dragonwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Addendum: the dragon is NOT a tramp stamp, however. It&#039;s about a hand and a half tall on my left shoulder blade.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Addendum: the dragon is NOT a tramp stamp, however. It&#8217;s about a hand and a half tall on my left shoulder blade.</p>
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		<title>By: Dragonwriter</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45891</link>
		<dc:creator>Dragonwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can only give you the reasons that *I* got tattoos.

First: I got a tattoo of a tendril of forget-me-nots over my heart in remembrance of my son, who died when he was an infant. I wanted something very permanent and very beautiful to remind me of him...living, breathing, permanent jewelry, as it were.

Second: I write and publish fantasy novels. In my books, my characters have a specific way to greet and say goodbye to each other. They say, &quot;A dragon at your back&quot;...as if it say, &quot;May you be as safe and secure as if a dragon guarded your back&quot;. So...I decided I REALLY needed a dragon at my back, and let me tell you...it&#039;s made a difference. I can feel her back there...she lends me strength and helps me remember that I&#039;m stronger than I think I am. Humankind has always used symbolism and emblems to reinforce memory or will or fortitude. I just carry mine with me all the time.

If you click my name link, you can see my dragon tat design at the top of my webpage.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can only give you the reasons that *I* got tattoos.</p>
<p>First: I got a tattoo of a tendril of forget-me-nots over my heart in remembrance of my son, who died when he was an infant. I wanted something very permanent and very beautiful to remind me of him&#8230;living, breathing, permanent jewelry, as it were.</p>
<p>Second: I write and publish fantasy novels. In my books, my characters have a specific way to greet and say goodbye to each other. They say, &#8220;A dragon at your back&#8221;&#8230;as if it say, &#8220;May you be as safe and secure as if a dragon guarded your back&#8221;. So&#8230;I decided I REALLY needed a dragon at my back, and let me tell you&#8230;it&#8217;s made a difference. I can feel her back there&#8230;she lends me strength and helps me remember that I&#8217;m stronger than I think I am. Humankind has always used symbolism and emblems to reinforce memory or will or fortitude. I just carry mine with me all the time.</p>
<p>If you click my name link, you can see my dragon tat design at the top of my webpage.</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/26/tattoo-fail-1/#comment-45886</link>
		<dc:creator>Malfeasant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aol user?</description>
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