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just in case you need one XD
we downies need moar. ..
I am unfamiliar with the language you’re speaking here…
MOAR!!!!!!!
Very close, but not quite right.
A proper haiku should begin with a line of five syllables, then seven and five again.
I took the liberty to correct it for you.
I’m unfamiliar
with the language you’re speaking
in the prior post.
Hopefully you won’t need my help next time.
Amazing.
Epic comment win!
‘unfamiliar’ is five syllables by itself. Superiority FAIL.
epoch call-out win
epic?
Nope. “Unfamiliar” is four syllables, not five: phonetically, un-fuh-mil-yer. Pronunciation determines the number of syllables, not spelling, and only a non-native speaker would say un-fuh-mil-ee-ahr. Superiority superiority fail.
Those are two very strange words to combine.
oops, double comment fail
Its german and you guys understand it thats the whole thing
I got need “rooster”.
Sorry “need rooster”
fail rooster
No this is normal I’ve got one just in front of my gouche (perineum) exactly like it, also with the foreign translation sticker in case I meet a european.
it’s german
Emergency valve
Use in case of emergency only
Open it by hand
they misspelled “activate” too.
it should be Nothalt meaning emergency brake or stop
Yes Nothalt does mean emergency stop, but Nothahn means emergency valve and is the correct word.
Nothahn is the correct word in German, as stated in other replies.
And betaetigen is the correct verb, meaning to employ or activate, etc.
Bestaetigen is to confirm something.
German grammar fail.
fail fer 2?
The left part I understand, because it’s German, but the English part is quite complicated for me due to my lack of English language….just too bad!!
Your comment is an idiot filter.
Its an emergency valve for something….
Either urine or semen, by the looks of it…
¿But how exactly would you activate it to get those responses?
Manually, silly! aka hand job.
Hand job/MAN-ually! Win.
Reminds me of the “jerk to inflate” life vests on airplanes…
looks like an emergency brake on a german train.
This is not a fail. There is a frozen penis behind the hatch, in case you have a penis-cutting accident. Everyone knows the penis (or as they call it “bratwurst”) is the most valued piece of meat in Germany.
¿How did that wink get in there?
Finished a line of code?
I’d have to guess that you transposed the semi-colon and the close parenthesis when you were typing. That would turn ); into
.
It’s a HTML entity failure. Your curly quotation marks got converted to HTML entities & #8220; and & #8221; The ; at the end of the entity combined with the ) gave that wink. The failure is that the smily detector did not check whether the semicolon was part of the HTML entity.
<)
a big german saussage
Can we not have Engrish masquerading as Fail please?
Leave it engrish.com.
Burn?
WTF is Engrish?
AHAHA DX
haha thas a nice one!
lol, thats so great…..i wish the city where i live in germany would have some good signs like that in our buses, but i guess they got someone to look at it before they put them all up.
Still awesome though! Theres a great store in the middle of my city offering: Shoes, Bling Bling, Hody’s, and Capy’s, and the store is called E-Unit, hahahha That’s always a great laugh.
…and his sidekick: Crisis P*ssy!
Interesting, I tried to enter that twice with a “u” instead of a “*” and it never showed up. Did Failblog get a filter? (Of course, if my other attempts eventually show up, I’ve failed).
Yeah certain words are being filtered out. Sometime the filter goes overboard and prevents posts with no swear words at all and since I can’t figure out which ones will trigger the filter I copy my posts before posting them in case I have to do it all over again.
we check the filter pretty regularly, and posts that are, yknow, not “b3nd 0ver” do get approved eventually.
none of my comments appear…. why?
eh… alright, I’m rephrasing. Why does none of my comments appear, except this one above me?
My favorite comic of all time!!!
We get it!!!!!!! Enough with repeating the same about the translation!!!! How about some funny commnents instead?
don’t let us stop you. really. we’re waiting.
I’ve got an idea… if you don’t think it’s funny, don’t visit the site!
If you don’t visit the site how will you know if it is funny or not. Put down fail.
You would come to the site, find it to be distasteful, NOT feel the need to complain about it, and not come back. Put down put down fail.
‘Get our head out of the potty.’
So says someone who calls theirself JONNY VAGINA.
Oh, burn… WIN!
LOL BURN OF THE WEEK CONFIRMED!!!
Theirself? Grammar fail.
Ya, u tellem! Dam bad grammers ppls!
im pretty sure sean kingston could use one of these
yeah, well plumbers also use nipples and nuts.. so that is not saying much
…and for when you’re feeling REALLY kinky: THREADED nipples!
ha.. with snakes navigating tubes.. ok, i have now taken this too far.
huh-huh huh, huh-huh-huh-huh…….
vagina
maybe we should get a spanking?
That was so win, I think I pulled something laughing.
Here’s another good tattoo idea for you guys. At the top of your inner thighs, right next to your groin, put “In case of emergency, pull handle”.
Heh-heh, he said “penis”.
Heh-heh, he said “penis”.
just imagine: emergency male chicken … that’s even better than the actual translation
1%? You need to improve your vocabulary.
Sixty-first!
LOL
i love it how the german sounds like NOTHING in l33t XP
*must be somthing inportant*
and then the germans are wondering when they look at OUR translation
ROFL
FIRST AGAIN WIN!
Anyway. Pull my finger!
If you have to ask you’ve obviously never experienced them…
Sarcasm win for Jonny Vagina?
Did you not read the 50 post above that said the exact same thing??? WE DON’T CARE!!!
Redundancy FAIL.
Before anyone else says it…. Redundant FAIL. (Redundancy Win).
This is obviously a fake. You can see more artifacts around the text on the right side than the left side which occurs due to multiple compression of an image. This means: The image already has been compressed BEFORE the text on the right was there.
Means: PHOTOSHOPPED
Call out Fail!!!!
Not photoshopped.
PEDANTIC WIN…
Says the guy with “Vagina” in his username.
you beat me to it