You’re absolutely right, you colossal bag of douche. Everyone who drives a truck is, by default, white trash. I have a feeling you’d last exactly seven seconds in Texas, pillowbiter.
There are two or three other photos in the series. Her getting on, passing the apartment window that these were shot from and then this one. Sad to say these idiots really do inhabit this planet. Great, now I’m depressed.
Ummm… that’s not sidewalk. There are no breaks in it, and it’s gray, not beige. It’s obviously just the edge of the road. And if you look at the wheels, they’re on the same level.
i resemble that remark! there was a time when i had no car, only a motorcycle… when i went grocery shopping, i used my bicycle, i had a kid trailer for it that could haul quite a bit
We used to get up in the morning at 930 at night; a half an hour before we went to bed. Go down mill, work 29 hours a day for tuppens a month. When we’d get home, our father would beat us, kill us, then dance about our graves singing “Hallelujah!”
I think they’re more concerned about the icecream in the front… you wouldn’t want that to melt in your side shopping cart on a hot day. Who cares whats ahead THINK OF THE ICECREAM!
“Highway to the Danger Zone. Gonna take you. Right into the Danger Zone.”
or
“As you turn around and say, take my breath aaawaaaayyy”
not sure which is more appropriate
Most shopping carts have the turning wheels in the front. This makes it much easier to push from behind, but it’s less stable in this case because turning the cart left or right will cause the rear wheels to drift towards or away from the bike. A better solution would have been to pull the cart from the front either with hands or a rope.
I find it less annoying that someone actually knows what they’re talking about and more annoying that you feel the need to whine like a little bitch about it. And your telling others to get a life?
Agreed. This is like the one from a while back in which some guy had a fridge strapped to his bicycle. No Fail in this pic (unless there really is a baby in that cart).
Also, it appears that they are straddling the curb. Half the wheels appear to be on the sidewalk, while the other half appear to be on the road. That can’t be making their operation any easier – or safer.
my guess is : half the wheels along the sidewalk, that’s intentional.
This way they stabilize the front left turning wheel, so the cart follow the sidewalk …
a tiny win among a BIG fail ??
that’s not the curb, the curb blends into the gutter, so there’s about a foot of concrete on the same level as the street alongside the asphalt- that could be here in arizona, all the roads are built like that- and people wonder why cyclists don’t use the bike lanes… then again, that’s probably mexico…
Actually tying the cart to the back of the motorcycle would be even more dangerous since when the motorcycle slowed down the cart would not and would run into and up the back tire possibly causing the motorcycle to wreck.
Asphalt + no helmets + no shirt = OWIE.
Now if the couple attached the cart with a couple of metal bars which would slow the cart at the same time as the cycle. The metal bars would have to form an A-frame attached to a pivot which would allow the motorcycle to turn and cart to follow. Although this couple may try the “rick-shaw” approach and have the woman holding the handles.
However, none of this takes into account the “wonky” wheel.
Wow. That’s a whole lot of thought on how something which is inherently stupid could be done in a relatively safe way… Me, I’m wondering, why bother at all?
i’m pretty sure if you could solder a shopping cart onto your bike you would probably have the logic to buy saddle bags, or at least a wagon since they seem to be going about 5 miles an hour anyway.
however, none of this takes into account that these people are idiots and Darwinism is too forgiving.
Which shades? I know that SC does not require the wearing of a helmet when driving/riding on motorcycles (SC Legislative FAIL), and I have seen many roads and sidewalks of similar color there. I’m wondering what you think was Photoshopped, the woman leaning over grabbing the cart? The guy’s head which is turned looking at the cart? If the image was taken around noon then the shadows of the motorcycle and cart are correct, along with the shadow produced by the man on the gas tank (my guess would be between 11am and 1pm depending on which direction they were headed – if headed north then around 11:45 (standard time) using the shadows as you would on a sun-dial).
Kurt’s just gotta be that guy. The one that screams every photo is photoshopped or every video was staged. There has to be one on every post, it’s the law.
existence of helmet laws = fail. i wear a helmet whenever i ride, not because a law says so but because it’s foolish not to- but i have no problem with idiots taking it upon themselves to vacate the gene pool
Here is a reprint of my earlier comment to poontang.
“There are two or three other photos in the series. Her getting on, passing the apartment window that these were shot from and then this one. Sad to say these idiots really do inhabit this planet. Great, now I’m depressed.”
You sir are one of the multitude of twits who are desperate to seem more than you know you are. Be content that you can find the on switch and leave the grown ups alone.
This brings back memories. My grandfather used to have a cast iron bath tub as a side car on his motorcycle. I don’t know what these idiots are doing, but he used it for hauling kegs with ice.
I wish I could “hop” in with another “rye” comment like the above, but I can “barley” think of anything clever to say. Perhaps “ale” hold off on commenting for now and “brew” something up for later. hehe
and Incidentally not against the law in the Commonwealth of PA… but lemme tell you the cops will look at you funny. just make sure you stop and wave as you drive by.
In high school, we found a shopping cart abandoned in neighborhood about a mile from the grocery store. One of my friends climbed in the cart and another friend started pushing her down the sidewalk as fast as he could. Unfortunately, a cop car pulled around the corner at that moment and the guy pushing the cart suddenly let go of the cart and pretended like he hadn’t done anything. The cart continued to fly down the sidewalk (momentum sucks) until it veered off the sidewalk and tumbled my screaming friend into the street. No one was coming except the cop car so she didn’t get hit, but we soo got yelled at by the cop for that.
I have a model airplane made in Japan on which there is a decal with a gross misspelling of “independence.” It’s spelled just like you spelled it. I hereby move that nobody anywhere should be allowed to use written communication until he or she has demonstrated a degree of capability to do so. You are dumb.
lighten up, man, this is a intertubes forum- i’m all for proper spelling and grammer in formal writing, but in this case, as long as the post is understandable, it’s the message that counts. unless it’s that 1337 bullshit, that can eat my ass
this however wouldn’t work in the UK as supermaket trolley’s wheels lock if removed beyond the supermaket premesis only somtimes they fail and lock anyway
no they have a ring of emmters of somkind around the supermaket and car-park and a reciever in the lock which if it detects what is being emitted activates the lock
in the us as well, but pretty much only at the big chain stores like wally mart and in the middle-class neighborhoods- upscale areas, nobody steals carts… broke-ass poor neighborhoods (where even wal-mart won’t set up shop), those locking wheels are an added cost that probably won’t stop anybody, they’ll just break the whole wheel off and push it around on 3…
This might have nullified the need to ever post anything else involving parenting fail on here ever again, goodness gracious. I’m sure once they got home the baby was given its usual meal of a glass of dirty bong water and a chicken skin sandwich.
Maybe Just maybe they robbed the bank behind the supermarket and are swapping vehicles GTA style. What cop is going to chase a couple rolling down the block in a shopping cart if they’re looking for bank robbers?? Eh? Eh?
“Come on, we’ve got to go! We’ve got a party to attend.”
“No, we can’t! Not without all this stuff I just found! I’m going to see if I can buy this cart.”
“Uh, okay, but do you really need it?”
“Excuse me sir, how much would you like for this cart?”
1st
No, i’m FIRsT!!!11!11111! How does that make you feel?
like adding milk, enjoy!!!
He who is first shall be last.
He who is next shall be gay.
At your service!
Mine too pl0x?
This is Maitre’d making a grocery run for his restaurant. He’s been in the business 20 years, ya know.
Reference to a major burn war in a previous fail pic: WIN!!!
MAJOR Win, in fact.
I’d call this a whitetrash pickup truck, but don’t most whitetrash people DRIVE pickup trucks?
You’re absolutely right, you colossal bag of douche. Everyone who drives a truck is, by default, white trash. I have a feeling you’d last exactly seven seconds in Texas, pillowbiter.
Actually what he said was that most white trash people drive trucks. Not most people who drive trucks are white trash.
fun with logical fallacies
or is that illogical phalluses?
Aren’t phallusses, by nature, illogical? Redundancy win!!!!
if you’re phallace is redundant, i would like to inquire as to what your pissing out of these days…and also sexing
He said white trash people drive pickup trucks, not all pickup truck drivers are white trash.
BUY A CAR!!!!
yaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! scalding. I lol’d
this is fake. look- half of the cart is in the road and the other half is on the sidewalk. it would be uneven and it is not.
Actually, if you look in the cart, the stuff IS uneven.
otherwise…impending fail???????
They just put this up 4 fun!!
There are two or three other photos in the series. Her getting on, passing the apartment window that these were shot from and then this one. Sad to say these idiots really do inhabit this planet. Great, now I’m depressed.
Welcome to reality! Depression win!
Ummm… that’s not sidewalk. There are no breaks in it, and it’s gray, not beige. It’s obviously just the edge of the road. And if you look at the wheels, they’re on the same level.
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Back at the trailer park they called this a win.
The redneck sidecar?
I’m just wondering what she has in the cart, maybe a carseat with their child.
No they usually attach the pram to the other side of the bike but his mom’s looking after Junior for the day so no need…
Britney Spears on moving day.
comment win.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Reference to JOECARTOON WIN!!
total comment win!!!
I just assumed that there was a child in the cart; with a carseat if he’s lucky
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome for the win!
Overcome and adapt to what? Failing to bring a car on a large shopping trip?
They overcame the inability to earn enough money to shop for food AND fill the car’s tank.
Maybe when we all grow up and become rich and famous, we can afford to drive again. Or maybe we can just move to Venezuela.
i resemble that remark! there was a time when i had no car, only a motorcycle… when i went grocery shopping, i used my bicycle, i had a kid trailer for it that could haul quite a bit
We used to get up in the morning at 930 at night; a half an hour before we went to bed. Go down mill, work 29 hours a day for tuppens a month. When we’d get home, our father would beat us, kill us, then dance about our graves singing “Hallelujah!”
luxury
way to spell tuppence…
I’m American. We don’t have a two cent piece. I’m just happy that I’m even aware they exist.
We did…150 or so years ago…but it was only twice as worthless as a one cent piece…who woud’ve thought? How about a half-groat?
And you tell kids that today and they won’t believe you. They won’t.
I think they’re more concerned about the icecream in the front… you wouldn’t want that to melt in your side shopping cart on a hot day. Who cares whats ahead THINK OF THE ICECREAM!
Is this the scene that got cut from ‘Top Gun’?
comment win
“Highway to the Danger Zone. Gonna take you. Right into the Danger Zone.”
or
“As you turn around and say, take my breath aaawaaaayyy”
not sure which is more appropriate
It’s not a fail until they crash. If they don’t crash, it’s ingenious. Fail fails.
Most shopping carts have the turning wheels in the front. This makes it much easier to push from behind, but it’s less stable in this case because turning the cart left or right will cause the rear wheels to drift towards or away from the bike. A better solution would have been to pull the cart from the front either with hands or a rope.
giving a sh|t fail.
Try more fiber in your diet… it’ll help. If that fails, move to laxatives.
“If that fails, move to laxatives.”
In Soviet pharmacy, laxatives fail to move you!!
Sorry couldn’t help it
WIN
there’s always one of these know it all comments
get a life
I find it less annoying that someone actually knows what they’re talking about and more annoying that you feel the need to whine like a little bitch about it. And your telling others to get a life?
Agreed. This is like the one from a while back in which some guy had a fridge strapped to his bicycle. No Fail in this pic (unless there really is a baby in that cart).
What did they buy? Helmets and protective clothing?
Probably condoms and a new shirt for the guy.
Or probably sum dignity.
Great idea! When will they be implementing these in my local supermarket?
Oh now I get it.
If they tied the cart to the back and towed it, they could go lots faster.
Stupid failing failers.
Also, it appears that they are straddling the curb. Half the wheels appear to be on the sidewalk, while the other half appear to be on the road. That can’t be making their operation any easier – or safer.
perhaps that’s why they’re both looking at the cart? it just fell off the sidewalk?
my guess is : half the wheels along the sidewalk, that’s intentional.
This way they stabilize the front left turning wheel, so the cart follow the sidewalk …
a tiny win among a BIG fail ??
that’s not the curb, the curb blends into the gutter, so there’s about a foot of concrete on the same level as the street alongside the asphalt- that could be here in arizona, all the roads are built like that- and people wonder why cyclists don’t use the bike lanes… then again, that’s probably mexico…
Actually tying the cart to the back of the motorcycle would be even more dangerous since when the motorcycle slowed down the cart would not and would run into and up the back tire possibly causing the motorcycle to wreck.
Asphalt + no helmets + no shirt = OWIE.
Now if the couple attached the cart with a couple of metal bars which would slow the cart at the same time as the cycle. The metal bars would have to form an A-frame attached to a pivot which would allow the motorcycle to turn and cart to follow. Although this couple may try the “rick-shaw” approach and have the woman holding the handles.
However, none of this takes into account the “wonky” wheel.
Wow. That’s a whole lot of thought on how something which is inherently stupid could be done in a relatively safe way… Me, I’m wondering, why bother at all?
why didn’t they buy backpacks or something while they were at it?
i’m pretty sure if you could solder a shopping cart onto your bike you would probably have the logic to buy saddle bags, or at least a wagon since they seem to be going about 5 miles an hour anyway.
however, none of this takes into account that these people are idiots and Darwinism is too forgiving.
woah.
Can we stop off at the supermarket sweetie? I just need a couple of things…
Ain’t that ALWAYS the case?
Just one tiny hole in the street…
Ummm, how about vehicle on the sidewalk fail?!?
I think it’s pretty cool actually, sorta win: jackass style. It’s still stupid though.
I’m guessing the dude’s shirt and helmet must be in the cart, too.
He’s on the sidewalk with the bike. Following the Rules of the Road: FAIL!
And nobody wonders why a 4 meter tall man is photgraphing it.
I thought that there’s evidence of the existence of houses with windows that aren’t in the basement (:
WIN!
Well said.
helicopter
Natural Selection Win! I just hope like hell these two haven’t managed to pollute the gene pool with spawn.
They sure have already done it several times, it looks like they’re in their mid 20’s.
Do all of your people spawn that early in their lives????? Yikes.
This is fake… photoshopped… the shades are wrong…
idiots
Which shades? I know that SC does not require the wearing of a helmet when driving/riding on motorcycles (SC Legislative FAIL), and I have seen many roads and sidewalks of similar color there. I’m wondering what you think was Photoshopped, the woman leaning over grabbing the cart? The guy’s head which is turned looking at the cart? If the image was taken around noon then the shadows of the motorcycle and cart are correct, along with the shadow produced by the man on the gas tank (my guess would be between 11am and 1pm depending on which direction they were headed – if headed north then around 11:45 (standard time) using the shadows as you would on a sun-dial).
Kurt’s just gotta be that guy. The one that screams every photo is photoshopped or every video was staged. There has to be one on every post, it’s the law.
Sadly, Banana is correct. As for Kurt, make sure you scrape the gum off my trash cans when you come to empty them tomorrow.
the shades are totally wrong though.
You’re the one that’s wrong. >:C
aww, i’m sorry.
here’s a clown or some shit:
<@:^ )
I think it’s the same guy. Only with different usernames.
ANON WIN
existence of helmet laws = fail. i wear a helmet whenever i ride, not because a law says so but because it’s foolish not to- but i have no problem with idiots taking it upon themselves to vacate the gene pool
Here is a reprint of my earlier comment to poontang.
“There are two or three other photos in the series. Her getting on, passing the apartment window that these were shot from and then this one. Sad to say these idiots really do inhabit this planet. Great, now I’m depressed.”
You sir are one of the multitude of twits who are desperate to seem more than you know you are. Be content that you can find the on switch and leave the grown ups alone.
Buy a car you knob.
also, BAG LADY WIN
Look closely at the shopping cart. It *IS* a car seat with a child in it!
WTH were these ppl thinking?!?
Now why would anyone want to shop for babies at the supermarket? And more importantly, why would they want to take them home and eat them?
Win!
Great!
Er… If that’s a child, it’s one that’s had a LOT of veggies to eat, considering it’s green. Perhaps they haven’t taken it out of its cabbage yet?
Then it’s probably parental fail as well
It’s a grocery win … for now.
When they get peaches and blood all over the asphalt in about 30 seconds, then I’ll say fail.
And feces and urine.
Yes, that would be the case… first you’d say it, then you’d do it.
This brings back memories. My grandfather used to have a cast iron bath tub as a side car on his motorcycle. I don’t know what these idiots are doing, but he used it for hauling kegs with ice.
Okay, that’s just distilled awesome.
I wish I could “hop” in with another “rye” comment like the above, but I can “barley” think of anything clever to say. Perhaps “ale” hold off on commenting for now and “brew” something up for later. hehe
and Incidentally not against the law in the Commonwealth of PA… but lemme tell you the cops will look at you funny. just make sure you stop and wave as you drive by.
fastest cart ever!
Express check out.
I’m going to try it…
I’d like to pop that trunk.
In high scool, a couple of guys I know would do this and launch the carts across the grocer’s parking lot at expensive cars…
In high school, we found a shopping cart abandoned in neighborhood about a mile from the grocery store. One of my friends climbed in the cart and another friend started pushing her down the sidewalk as fast as he could. Unfortunately, a cop car pulled around the corner at that moment and the guy pushing the cart suddenly let go of the cart and pretended like he hadn’t done anything. The cart continued to fly down the sidewalk (momentum sucks) until it veered off the sidewalk and tumbled my screaming friend into the street. No one was coming except the cop car so she didn’t get hit, but we soo got yelled at by the cop for that.
in high school bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla. bla bla bla bla blabla bla bla bla blabla bla, bla bla bla!
But what have you done lately?
…and this one time…. at Band Camp….
Shush! I really liked Band Camp……….
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Cool story. I think I just crapped a little.
They just need training wheels.
Everyone in the US should take notes on how this is done since it is congress’ energy independance plan in lieu of drilling for more oil.
I’m stealing a shopping cart as we speak.
the spice must flow
Dune WIN
I have a model airplane made in Japan on which there is a decal with a gross misspelling of “independence.” It’s spelled just like you spelled it. I hereby move that nobody anywhere should be allowed to use written communication until he or she has demonstrated a degree of capability to do so. You are dumb.
lighten up, man, this is a intertubes forum- i’m all for proper spelling and grammer in formal writing, but in this case, as long as the post is understandable, it’s the message that counts. unless it’s that 1337 bullshit, that can eat my ass
that’s one down ass chick
this is genious this is a complete WIN
this however wouldn’t work in the UK as supermaket trolley’s wheels lock if removed beyond the supermaket premesis only somtimes they fail and lock anyway
That would have been some serious fail. And I would have gone to hell for laughing at that. And i would have laughed anyways, laughed until I died.
And then, I would have gone to hell.
wha-? so they have some sort of tracking system?
no they have a ring of emmters of somkind around the supermaket and car-park and a reciever in the lock which if it detects what is being emitted activates the lock
in the us as well, but pretty much only at the big chain stores like wally mart and in the middle-class neighborhoods- upscale areas, nobody steals carts… broke-ass poor neighborhoods (where even wal-mart won’t set up shop), those locking wheels are an added cost that probably won’t stop anybody, they’ll just break the whole wheel off and push it around on 3…
Make due with whatcha got I guess
Hang on honey. Only 10 more miles to go!! Can you dig around in there and find the cigarettes? …and the new lighter?
just a second Pa, Bubba Jr. is almost done with his bottle, then we can all light up!
RACIST!
not racist.. i would make fun of anyone doing this..
David: I’m seeing a pattern here with you.
yeah, i have like 5 moves i rely on.
Yeah, this is a potential improvisation win in progress. It could become a grocery-getter fail, but we haven’t seen the evidence.
Where had they been shopping, at WhiteTrash-R-Us?! Good lord, take the bus…… >_>
“You might be a redneck if…” WIN!
haha.. I wonder if they are on their way to a BBQ? they are just incredibly prepared
I’ll say! They got the groceries, AND the grill! Preparedness WIN!
Store Security FAIL!
“Please Don Not Remove Bascarts From Parking Lot”
Din’cha read the sign, people?
Extra work for shopping cart collector!
bascarts… lol
why do they call them bascarts?
‘Cause they parents ain’t married?
Store Security FAIL!
Din’cha read the sign: “Pleas Do Not Remove Bascarts From Parking Lot”
bascarts… lol
why do they call them bascarts? and why did i reply to the double post?
Don’t worry. I was going to reply a second time, also. I changed my mind halfway through…
This gives new meaning to the term “Grocery Getter”.
THIS PICTURE NEEDS MORE DROWSY SEMI DRIVER
comment win!
More Cowbell! these comments need more cowbell
This might have nullified the need to ever post anything else involving parenting fail on here ever again, goodness gracious. I’m sure once they got home the baby was given its usual meal of a glass of dirty bong water and a chicken skin sandwich.
I hope it’s one of those carts that get 2 blocks from the store and the wheels lock.
Shopping Cart – wheels = BBQ grill
Last
This got to be in South Carolina…the fail state !
FIRST!
FIRSTERIST!!!!
Maybe Just maybe they robbed the bank behind the supermarket and are swapping vehicles GTA style. What cop is going to chase a couple rolling down the block in a shopping cart if they’re looking for bank robbers?? Eh? Eh?
Camouflage WIN!
Old school
fail?
WIN
YES I’M FIRST AND ALL OTHER COMMENTERS ARE GAY!
If they are true white trash you will see them returning with it full of returnable beer bottles on the way home!
“Come on, we’ve got to go! We’ve got a party to attend.”
“No, we can’t! Not without all this stuff I just found! I’m going to see if I can buy this cart.”
“Uh, okay, but do you really need it?”
“Excuse me sir, how much would you like for this cart?”
Male sighs.
Way to live homeless.
Next commenter is gay.
it is a dangerous situation! both can be dead on road!
O RLY?! WELL WHY DON’T YOU SAY THAT TO MY DONUT’S FACE!!!
i think this is actually a win.
n1
DDD
get a car!!