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No, i’m FIRsT!!!11!11111! How does that make you feel?
like adding milk, enjoy!!!
He who is first shall be last.
He who is next shall be gay.
At your service!
Mine too pl0x?
This is Maitre’d making a grocery run for his restaurant. He’s been in the business 20 years, ya know.
Reference to a major burn war in a previous fail pic: WIN!!!
MAJOR Win, in fact.
I’d call this a whitetrash pickup truck, but don’t most whitetrash people DRIVE pickup trucks?
You’re absolutely right, you colossal bag of douche. Everyone who drives a truck is, by default, white trash. I have a feeling you’d last exactly seven seconds in Texas, pillowbiter.
Actually what he said was that most white trash people drive trucks. Not most people who drive trucks are white trash.
fun with logical fallacies
or is that illogical phalluses?
Aren’t phallusses, by nature, illogical? Redundancy win!!!!
if you’re phallace is redundant, i would like to inquire as to what your pissing out of these days…and also sexing
He said white trash people drive pickup trucks, not all pickup truck drivers are white trash.
yaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! scalding. I lol’d
this is fake. look- half of the cart is in the road and the other half is on the sidewalk. it would be uneven and it is not.
Actually, if you look in the cart, the stuff IS uneven.
otherwise…impending fail???????
They just put this up 4 fun!!
There are two or three other photos in the series. Her getting on, passing the apartment window that these were shot from and then this one. Sad to say these idiots really do inhabit this planet. Great, now I’m depressed.
Welcome to reality! Depression win!
Ummm… that’s not sidewalk. There are no breaks in it, and it’s gray, not beige. It’s obviously just the edge of the road. And if you look at the wheels, they’re on the same level.
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Back at the trailer park they called this a win.
The redneck sidecar?
I’m just wondering what she has in the cart, maybe a carseat with their child.
No they usually attach the pram to the other side of the bike but his mom’s looking after Junior for the day so no need…
Britney Spears on moving day.
comment win.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Reference to JOECARTOON WIN!!
total comment win!!!
I just assumed that there was a child in the cart; with a carseat if he’s lucky
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome for the win!
Overcome and adapt to what? Failing to bring a car on a large shopping trip?
They overcame the inability to earn enough money to shop for food AND fill the car’s tank.
Maybe when we all grow up and become rich and famous, we can afford to drive again. Or maybe we can just move to Venezuela.
i resemble that remark! there was a time when i had no car, only a motorcycle… when i went grocery shopping, i used my bicycle, i had a kid trailer for it that could haul quite a bit
We used to get up in the morning at 930 at night; a half an hour before we went to bed. Go down mill, work 29 hours a day for tuppens a month. When we’d get home, our father would beat us, kill us, then dance about our graves singing “Hallelujah!”
luxury
way to spell tuppence…
I’m American. We don’t have a two cent piece. I’m just happy that I’m even aware they exist.
And you tell kids that today and they won’t believe you. They won’t.
I think they’re more concerned about the icecream in the front… you wouldn’t want that to melt in your side shopping cart on a hot day. Who cares whats ahead THINK OF THE ICECREAM!
Is this the scene that got cut from ‘Top Gun’?
comment win
“Highway to the Danger Zone. Gonna take you. Right into the Danger Zone.”
or
“As you turn around and say, take my breath aaawaaaayyy”
not sure which is more appropriate
It’s not a fail until they crash. If they don’t crash, it’s ingenious. Fail fails.
Most shopping carts have the turning wheels in the front. This makes it much easier to push from behind, but it’s less stable in this case because turning the cart left or right will cause the rear wheels to drift towards or away from the bike. A better solution would have been to pull the cart from the front either with hands or a rope.
giving a sh|t fail.
Try more fiber in your diet… it’ll help. If that fails, move to laxatives.
“If that fails, move to laxatives.”
In Soviet pharmacy, laxatives fail to move you!!
Sorry couldn’t help it
WIN
there’s always one of these know it all comments
get a life
I find it less annoying that someone actually knows what they’re talking about and more annoying that you feel the need to whine like a little bitch about it. And your telling others to get a life?
Agreed. This is like the one from a while back in which some guy had a fridge strapped to his bicycle. No Fail in this pic (unless there really is a baby in that cart).
What did they buy? Helmets and protective clothing?
Probably condoms and a new shirt for the guy.
Or probably sum dignity.
Great idea! When will they be implementing these in my local supermarket?
Oh now I get it.
If they tied the cart to the back and towed it, they could go lots faster.
Stupid failing failers.
Also, it appears that they are straddling the curb. Half the wheels appear to be on the sidewalk, while the other half appear to be on the road. That can’t be making their operation any easier - or safer.
perhaps that’s why they’re both looking at the cart? it just fell off the sidewalk?
my guess is : half the wheels along the sidewalk, that’s intentional.
This way they stabilize the front left turning wheel, so the cart follow the sidewalk …
a tiny win among a BIG fail ??
that’s not the curb, the curb blends into the gutter, so there’s about a foot of concrete on the same level as the street alongside the asphalt- that could be here in arizona, all the roads are built like that- and people wonder why cyclists don’t use the bike lanes… then again, that’s probably mexico…
Actually tying the cart to the back of the motorcycle would be even more dangerous since when the motorcycle slowed down the cart would not and would run into and up the back tire possibly causing the motorcycle to wreck.
Asphalt + no helmets + no shirt = OWIE.
Now if the couple attached the cart with a couple of metal bars which would slow the cart at the same time as the cycle. The metal bars would have to form an A-frame attached to a pivot which would allow the motorcycle to turn and cart to follow. Although this couple may try the “rick-shaw” approach and have the woman holding the handles.
However, none of this takes into account the “wonky” wheel.