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LAST!
so then i’m first. oh happy day.
2th!
3.14159862nd!
92nd?
oooo
this is almost as bad as very suspicious supermarket
Here’s some spyware. If you want it gone, pay us more!
that fun tring to be first
tring = fail
Meh….
Grammar fail, though the spyware failed since there are none.
there are now!
5th!
Fail
Basic education fail.
Grammar fail
been said.
its kinda funny, spyware trying to be l33t
I don’t think it’s trying to be l33t per say, I just think it wasn’t in English to begin with and then they used Babelfish or something….
“I don’t think it’s trying to be l33t per say”
Latin fail, per se
PWND!!!
…. Ipso facto…
all your spyware are belong to us
ROFL
Not to mention the real fail going on in that comment.
If it was in fact a babelfish translation, that would mean that in the native language, people would actually say an equivalent of “No spywares were started/built”.
NO SPYWARES WAS FOUNDERED!!ZOMG
that’s just dumb.
My spywares are founded in 1997
Haha!
god bless you.
damn you i was going to make a joke along those lines but you stole it first
Me = Sympathy fail
Screenshot tool fail.
I’m glad someone pointed this out. Someone digitally photographed a monitor, then transfered the image to the computer, even though it was the computer that produced the image. Print screen fail.
whats wrong with printscreen it’s a good way to get copyrighted pictures
Understanding fail.
Haha, indeed.
stupid people make other people sit up all night on failblog and laugh till they pee…
Next you’ll claim there isn’t any such thing as the Easter bunny :/
Last time I checked I’m real…….
FAIL xD
Photo (complete with moire artifacts) helps prove it’s not just a trivially photoshopped dialog.
BAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
the person who took the picture fails… its called print screen.
Haha, I guess print-screen and paste doesn’t appeal to some people… it’s obviously far more fun to photograph it, load it back onto the computer and upload it to failblog.
Did you consider it might not be their PC?
because constantly checking blogs on your PDA makes it better?
Nope, good point.
is LOLspywarez!
I knew someone would have beaten me to this. I figure Kitteh must have wrote the code, then went and had cheeseburger for lunch.
damn! I scrolled down this far to get to the comment I was gonna make! Bah.. well done though… well done… bah…
I made you a spywarez but you founded it
Sounds like Gir from Invader Zim was running the check
Zim: Gir where did the grammar go?
Gir: I took it out.
Zim: WHY?!?
Gir: Duh, to make room for the tuna!
I wish I had a Gir! Cheese from Foster’s Home would be my second choice. They’re both random psychos and I just love that.
And ze monkeys!
Sounds more like Strongbad’s “Edgar the Virus Hunter”
“Virus = Very Yes”
Why come all the repeat images? Seems like the past few days have been mostly recycled FAIL pix…
“Why come?”
yes “why come”… (I first heard it used by some kids loitering down South years ago), but was surprised to hear it in the movie Idiocracy a few years back…
It was a joke, HA HA…
sheesh.
Excuses fail.
i totally get it. “why come you no have tattoo?”
#include
using namespace std;
int main();
{
MessageBox(NULL, “No spywares were founded!”, “Scan is finished!”, MB_OK | MB_INFORMATION);
}
#include
using namespace std;
int main();
{
MessageBox(NULL, “No spywares were founded!”, “Scan is finished!”, MB_OK | MB_INFORMATION);
}
All that code is bullshit, lol.
Smartass fail.
http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms645505.aspx
#include
using namespace std;
int main(void);
{
while(1)
cout << “FAIL!” << endl;
return 0;
}
Returning value from main fail.
it’s not showing the “iostream” after include
Scripting fail.
HA! Owned
utter fail.
Forget your HTML much?
Here’s a hint: which characters denote markup tags in HTML?
Flawless victory.
No, I don’t. It’s C++, C++ in html = fail
For You.
Umm…
Calling late is disrespectful.
Kain is still an ass.
Yuck I hate
Our failblogs sense of funny it
Ushers in new meaning to the term of I RATHER DISLIKE IT.
Though are you sure? Not that I know ANYTHING about html or c++
but I just wanna make sure that your sure.
Fail at making sense.
Actually what he is REALLY saying makes perfect sense.
Read the left column of letters only ya. Made me giggle.
too bad you had to tell them & they couldn’t see for themselfs….:(
I shall direct you to the sense that it makes rather well.
It makes rather well as in it made sense that was rather well.
Ra-ther.
THE LEFT COLUMN OF LETTERS HAS A SECRET MESSAGE
Enjoy
~,~
But your being mean for no reason dontcha think -.-
I do think, thank-you!
I don’t get very many compliments but I like the colour of your
image.
I wanted that colour…
lemme see…i been kinda busy makin art, but i thinks i gets it…um, F…U…C…K…Y…O…U….T….b….um, wait, mebee i don’t…who’s Tb? howd i get here…i thought i was drawing with BROKEN CRAYONS…..crap!! wat now? holy shit-balls batman….i’m lost again….(sorry) end of babble, back to my soup sandwich…
maybe there was going to be an H for TBH (to be honest)?
Maybe he started a new line in the wrong place. like when he said
html?
I beleive the correct answer is,
I don’t fucking know because I’m not a computer geek.
Sure you can program websites and write html code and java script and whatever the hell else you do, and that’s impressive.
But I can get laid.
yeah right!
Then why are you busy on the intertubes????
No spyware were founded because that person never entered failblog
Typo WIN!!!!
maybe the spyware successfully dodge the scanning and fark up the spelling.
looks like expired virus database
My God, it’s a Failblog / Cheezburger mashup.
FIRST!
You fail, but I understand the underlying sarcasm.
antivirus FAIL
spyware WIN!
NOD32 FTW!111
NOD32 Pwns it all, I like the trial until 2050 crack ;p
i haz NOD32 license valid until 8/6 =( must bai new, or until 2050 xD
reminds me of a spyware program I downloaded once that wanted me to purchase the full version, the popup ended with “please registry it”.
Agreed – looks like this so-called virus scan may, itself, be spyware. A sure sign of worry when the programs aren’t grammatically sound.
Code monkey are just what they are said to be.
Why do you think that GRAMMATICALLY sound monkeys would
care about YOUR SPYWARE(Z)?
THEY DO NOT.
That is why they get the monkeys with rather than bad less than good
comma-less grammar to do it for them!
Sentence structure fail.
Woopsie-daisy…someone forgot to take their meds today….
Scan Finished!
100000 new spywares were installed successfully!
The problem was, the computer was so full of viruses and spyware that I couldn’t even DO a print screen. It was fucked up like a soup sandwich, thanks to the tards at work.
Figure of speech WIN
“Fucked up like a soup sandwich” is now my favorite expression.
FAIL, why if the PC cant even make the printscreen, how on earth it completed the spyware scan??? (Even if the scan was spyware too, that spyware had to use unavailable CPU too…)
You think maybe it didn’t find any spyware because it’s database is full of misspellings too?
it only fins mispelled viruses
This picture is of a spyware program- it is just designed to get you to click on it so it can install more spyware. It’s not an actual spyware detecting program. Unfortunately, my coworkers thought it was and kept clicking it, making the problem worse and worse. Holy stupid.
Intelligence fail?
Seriously. I mean, this required no further information, but people are still like “BWUAH?”
Intelligence fail FTW!
huahuahauhauhauahuahauhauahuahuahauhauhauhahuahauha
Please make a donation to the Spyware-Foundation
Greetings, friend. I am Spyware-ian royalty, and I need you to send me 500 US$ to get out of prison. When I take back my country from the evil dictator who currently is running my country, I will send you 1,000,000 US$ in return for your help. Really. No lie. I’ll even throw in my beach house in Switzerland!
AND all my goats!!!!
Well thank goodness for that!
Print screen fail
The check program probably was from Germany — common noob error over here, it’s sort of a false friend.
Like the friend almost everyone who post here has and suggest to post their dumb comments ? (Stabbed mine with a post-it)
all your spywares are founded by us!
almost like engrish…lovely!
don’t you mean “rovery”?????
I doan gets it!
windows folder: “all ur spyware r belongz 2 as!”
all your spyware ar belong to us
In Soviet Russia, spywares scan YOU..!!
lol soviet russia comment win
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPYWARES FOUNDED YOU!
Refresh rate win?
In Soviet Russia all you are belong to founded spywares.
I don’t feel complete yet…
Oh yeah : FIRST !
That’s what happens when you outsource your code to lolcats…
misspellers of the world untie!
i had a nice apple website fail where they couldn’t spell, but as soon as i uploaded to fail blog, :O the apple website was updated and no picture went up hmmm… mac fans behind failblog?
Grammer – ur doing it rong.
Shud say “no spywares wuz finded”.
not a fail, but an english fail. Post this at english failblog next time …
Right…this definitely doesn’t belong on the Cambodian Failblog. What were they thinking?
Wat???
I founded you a spywares.
But I eated it.
Lolspeak win!
failed to be LAST! (stupid comment)
O RLY?
YEAH RLY
spell check fail
lolwindowz- the new lolcatz?
Interesting concept, sir. It could be interesting.
Well, it’s possible that the person programmed it himself/herself.
VB.net messagebox commandline.
It’s easy, easier than Garfield.
they dided faileded loleded
Translation fail
Short: Trail
this reminds me of that fu$$ing reard ALEX
MWAHAHAHAHA IM LAST TO COMMENT!! ITS BEEN 1 YEAR
^^ fail
okayed