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  1. tiago says:

    the difference between being made in mexico or usa is the side of the boundary where the mexicans assemble it

  2. Coolidge says:

    But wait, last I checked Mexico was in America… just not the USA.

    • Wonder says:

      Political Correctness Fail

    • grthink says:

      Pedantry Win.

    • Winchester says:

      I know, Americans tend to forget the rest of the world.

      • Knight who say niii says:

        and then, they don’t know why everybody hates them…

        • Hill Billy says:

          You people fail at reality.

          I think you’re right. Canadians and Mexicans should start calling themselves Americans. Especially when you’re visiting places like Syria, Iran, Lebanon, etc…

          oh wait…There’s no way in hell you’d do that because everyone knows they are going to think that you’re from the U.S. and you wouldn’t want that would you.

          Convenient how when you start to feel insignificant your American but when you’re feeling a little too conspicuous *poof* what continent is Canada on again?

        • Winchester says:

          So true

        • Trainwreck Chaser says:

          Right everyone hates us.

          Such. A. Fallacy.

          I could list 1,000 cases of this not being true. I´ve been in spain for 2 months and I have yet to be mocked or discriminated or whatever you want to call it for being American. And I speak enough spanish to have a political conversation. Yes i do tell them i´m from United States.

          Seriously. This is only true for countries that have hated us fro a LONG time.

          • LaPanthereRose says:

            susceptibility WIN !
            just try to relax a bit, nobody hates you … personally !

          • Ronnie says:

            Ya, well, Spain doesn’t count. You have common hobbies- their Conquistadores were the first to oppress and rob Mexico, your tycoons are the latest. You can chat about- oh, I don’t know- slave labour techniques, ways to suppress resistence- and generally get along juust fine.

            Although, I must agree that ‘hatred’ might not be the right term for how most people view the USA. Patronizing contempt about sums it up where I come from.

            • Bongo says:

              Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that Spain doesn’t count as a country.

              Would you like to explain what does count? Estonia, perhaps?

              Yes, everyone must view America with patronizing contempt. That’s why we have 38 million immigrants, why people risk their lives just to come.

              That makes perfect sense.

              Bravo, sir.

              • Coolidge says:

                Djibouti? Or the Gambia? Those shouldn’t really count as countries, on principle.

              • Orjan says:

                Betcha we get more immigrants!

                They come in overcrowded boats and hidden in containers from Africa.

              • Adi says:

                That’s an easy one to answer… Did you remember that a long (not so long) time ago there were some human beings called Slaves in your country? well this human beings that most Master beings treated like shit, were REally importan beings, and not because of being humans… it was because they were practically free work hand, so the Master Being could have his job done whitout the need to pay a salary SO the incomings were greater to him.

                Well, when the slave thing was abolish in your country, your country faced a real problem… that job that was made by slaves by almost free, now haved to be payed whit a salary and that obviously meant less incomings for the Master which nows we’re going to call “United States”. What to do! whit the slaves becoming UNITED STATES citizens they have the right to collect a salary… so… someone start to turne the blind eye in other country undocumented (or illegaly as you like to name them= citizens that went to your county searching for your widely announced but barely true “American Dream” so your country didn’t suffer for lack of slaves, because they they substitute them whit people who freely volunteer to do hard work by a misery salary that if it wasn`t for free, was less than the payment for an “American Citizen” and that also means greater incomings. But like lately your goverment has noticed the importance to give their own citizens the jobs… now the arey shouting to the four winds that they need them out… ’cause in their perfect plan was a BIG mistake… the insignificant salary that was paid to the indocumented worker… became a great leakage of money from your country to others when this workers became a 38 million people.

            • fudge says:

              More countries than just spain have done that in the past. Hmm… Romans, Everyone who came here in the first place did it to what we now call native americans, tribes do it to other tribes it’s all over history. We are not the first, we are just dumb from not learning from the mistakes that people made before us.

          • anonymous says:

            It helps that you know the language. Fluently.

          • Jadien says:

            lol durrr.. us europeans don’t hate americans themselves, because we actually know what’s going on in your country and show some form in interest in your politics and culture, meaning we know not every american is a war supporting republican christian asshole who beats up homosexuals. we do, however, hate war supporting republican christian assholes who beat up homosexuals, like the prototype-tards always shown to us on tv. thank god our press doesn’t glorify america the way our fecktard politicians do.

            • raelalt says:

              And believe me it is very embarrassing for those of us Americans that are paying attention, and extremely frustrating. Even when we think we have voted in someone who may change the course of our political direction, it gets negated by those that really dictate how the country is run.

            • raelalt says:

              How else does one explain the goat-roping, platitude espousing (and can’t even get those right), moronic, gap-toothed, bible-thumping, nitwit that currently sits at the head of our government? The corporate money-men decided that he would be the easiest to control and got him put in place in any way they could.

          • victorhh says:

            Jesus, in wich part of Spain do you live? the American Embassy? USians
            (“Technically citizens of the US should call themselves USians. That way Mexicans and Canadians wouden’t be ashamed to use the term american. Let the flamming begin!”) are kicked in the face every day all over the world. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_5NRvVGdy8o Just check that video in Valencia.

          • Adi says:

            Yes, Fallacy that everybody hates “Americans” or more correctly in Spanish “Estadounidenses” (because nobody calls you “Americans” in other languages”)

            It is only that “Americans” hates everybody else or at least think of them like lesser eings beings so, to justify this kind of way of thinking, they say that they’re the ones who are hated. (Of course that this is a way of thinking promoted by your goverment so not every “american” citizen knows that they are manipulated to think that everybody hates them)

            But reality is that nobody cares a shit for them so if the are ok, it’s ok, and if not, itis ok too. And that’s is why everybody else in the world calls them: Estadounidenses, gringos, or whatever (except for France that lick your “Americain” butt)

            Come On guys you’re “Americans” because a Narcisissistic Thought about being the most important country in America, but that is not true… You’re just another county in the map like any other which economy has never been strong in reality (because the most of your currency is not backed in precious metals or genuine possessions) which greatness is based on the lies told in a Hollywood movies, and that the only thing that year by year is surely made by you is (sadly) war…

        • dolt says:

          america is my third least favorite country after china and belgium

      • First! says:

        By Americans you mean everyone in Canada, Mexico and USA right? Otherwise you just did the same thing you are saying the “Americans” forgot to do…

    • Shame Faced says:

      You’ve got a point

    • markislav says:

      Worst fail ever.

    • Lol says:

      What? America is more than the US of A (the best country in the world)? Well that’s just stupid… ya’ll… You can’t know much if you don’t have been from America dudes. And by America I mean the USA, the best country in the world… ya’ll…

      • Coolidge says:

        Naturally…

        • zatar963 says:

          No, USA is not the best country in the world. It isn’t a proven fact. Nor is Canada the best country in the world. Nor is Afghanistan. No country is the best.

          IMO, Canada is the best :)

        • A civilised person says:

          Oh those silly Americans.

          • First! says:

            By “Americans” you mean everyone in Mexico, USA and Canada right?

            • Beto says:

              Actually, everyone from Argentina to Canada, and not only “technically”as some have said. I’ve been in USA once and met great people there, but sems that some of them still can’t see outside their boundaries. America is the continet, South, Central and North. Besides this, companies uses to use these kind of marketing strategies all the time.

        • aaaaanon says:

          notice how he mangled that paragraph? i guess he don’t have been from america.

      • jamisings says:

        BUT “America” as in “Made In America” ALWAYS means USA. Not Mexico or Canada. So it really IS a fail if it’s suppose to be a USA-American guitar but is made in Mexico.

        • disfail says:

          I don’t see “Made in America” anywhere in the picture. Nor do I see it on
          any “Made in USA” products.

          For me, a guitar made in Mexico, Chile or Cuba is made in America. Just
          as a guitar “Made in Europe” might in fact be a guitar made in Kazakhstan.

        • durr says:

          wow thanks for clearing that all up with those astounding deductions.

          people get it. they are just pointing out that it would be a USA fail not Americas since that covers the entire western hemisphere.

      • dolt says:

        everyone thinks their coutry is best … the difference with England is we KNOW we’re best

        • Detlef says:

          Hey dolt, you’re welcome for the save in WWII. Churchill was a flamer.

          • durr says:

            i wouldn’t be boasting too much about WWII
            falls under one of those getting attacked = now we ’save’ everybody.
            sounds rather familiar.

            • Welsh Rarebit says:

              They may have waited until they were attacked to wade into the conflict, Bucko, but teh U.S.A. did pull our nuts out of the fire. Well done, and thanks, Yanks!

        • Coolidge says:

          No offence Dolt, but it’s taken you guys a while to win something in the sports realm: the cricket against SA, the rugby, the football (soccer)… wishing you all the best for the Olympics, all we’ve got in our cards it a dude that runs on blades, cool to look at but not great for the medal-tally.

          • dolt says:

            look it was only a joke and anyway we came 4th in the olimpics and the only countries ahead of us were bigger than some continents

        • jinx says:

          and of course COMPLETELY innocent of slavery or genocide.

          WHAT?
          acadians. look it up. may also appear as “cajuns.”

          y’all.

        • ME me me says:

          yeah, and you’re not called the “United States of Europe”, the USA needs a real name…

      • jinx says:

        punctuation fail. y’all = you all.

    • Hannah says:

      I don’t know why people keep claiming that. I’ve never heard a non-United-States-of-American call themself American. I’m Canadian. We don’t call ourselves American. I know a few Mexicans and South Americans, and they identify themselves by their country, not their continent.

      America = United States of America.
      Canada + Mexico + America = North America.
      Buncha other countries = South and Central America.
      South America + North America + Central America = The Americas.

      The only people I’ve heard insisting that “America” refers to all countries in North, South, and Central America are Europeans. It’s just wrong. Drop it.

      • First! says:

        Yay! Someone with a brain.

      • Chuck Norris says:

        WIN!

        Thank you!

      • bonocat says:

        Totally agree!!!!!

      • blackbelt says:

        do you have drop-dead gorgeous looks to go with those brains? ;)

      • astrocrabpuff says:

        Canadians call themselves Canadians for good reason: their country is Canada. Mexicans – Mexico. Australians – Australia. Belgians – Belgium. So, following this pattern we get United-States-of-American? And for Ireland and The United Kingdom – oh, tricky.

        The U.N. calls US citizens “U.S. Americans”, not “Americans”. The people in the Buncha other countries in Central and South America are offended more so than people in North America by the term “American”. They’re probably the ones doing the most of the insisting.

        Me, I’m still using “American”. Don’t know if I really need a guitar all that badly though.

    • SuperBob says:

      Actually, if you all were motivated enough to learn about Martin Guitars you would find out that the German C.F. Martin emmigrated to America (the USA) to aviod a trade guild dispute. The slogan itself does, in fact, refer to the USA, not to the American continents. The guitar pictured is one of their cheaper models, which explains being made in Mexico. Interestingly, since there is nothing more American than being a consumer rather than a producer, having your guitar made in Mexico is probably more American than making them in the USA.

    • Beer says:

      I think the reason people both in and out of the USA call it America is because everyone calls them Americans. Not sure what else you would call them, United-States-of-Americans?

      • First! says:

        Sort of like you call people from Mexico… Mexicans…

        United States of Amerians = Americans, unless you would prefer USAens or South of Canada North of Mexico somewhere in the middlens.

        Fact is, when in the history of any product has the producer targeted a continent rather than a country?… to assume this ment the entire American continent is just assinine.

    • doron says:

      typical USA americans-thinking they own the entire continent.and while you’re at it start thinking about what to call yourselves when people start realising that youre not the only country in america. you do no its the US of A and not the other way around/

    • Katie says:

      i have one of those guitars, it says on the box americas guitar made in mexico, manufactured in china
      rofl

  3. stfu says:

    This is a lame ‘fail’, completely pants.

  4. Ghostie says:

    Hrm. Still, “America” usually refers to North America, i.e the USA, not the south. At least, that’s what a lot of Europeans think of when America is mentioned. Not the best fail, but still somewhat amusing.

    • Anonymus says:

      There is more to North America then USA. you can’t say “in example the USA” you should say “Specifically the USA”. I’m Canadian and, oddly enough, I live in North America. I do not call myself “American” and I do actually feel a little offended when people call me that, However, in the global view (or Politically correct view (which is no longer politically correct to say)) I am North American, which gets truncated to “American”. A friend told me about a bike company that was the “only company to make trials bikes in America”, and was happy because he could go down to the manufacturing plant in Brazil and see his bike being made. While in the global sense America can mean (pretty much) the western hemisphere, as soon as we get nationalistic America is the states. The only thing that annoys me is when people forget about the rest of North America when talking about it. My room mate had to call a company for supplies in his photo lab, but that person (outsourced to India) told him that they could not ship parts to Canada as they “only ship to North America.” Since he wasn’t in the USA she didn’t think that she could ship there.

      I guess I’m just waiting for the North American Union to happen to give me an excuse to move to Australia.

    • dolt says:

      the US isn’t the only country in north america

  5. Ori says:

    Earth to USA, Earth to USA … come in, USA! You FAIL!

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  7. Lucky says:

    Yeah, USA think they’re THE AMERICA. But America is also Canada, Mexico. Don’t forget about South America… FAIL!

  8. Franc says:

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  9. Franc says:

    ACII ART FAIL (and CAPS fail ;)

  10. Nuck Chorris says:

    There be dragons…

  11. atomsk says:

    Failing fail failed. Fail.

  12. Sancho Pancho says:

    I don’t get it? Where’s the fail?
    My geography teacher told me that Mexico is located in Middle America. So it’s in the center of America. It’s more american than any other country.

    Or is the “fragile – handle with care” button the fail? Wrong colour? (Yeah, with a “u”!!!)

    • First! says:

      This theory assumes “the center” of everything is the most pertinent part of it. Reality fail…

      Homework Assignment: Tell your teacher, he/she should stop slandering our youth with her impressions of the way things should be.

  13. Relax says:

    Designed in America

    Made in Mexico

    Assembled in CHINA

    Everything is actually Made in China
    but labelled as something else

    China WIN!

  14. Dix-Huit says:

    Lame.

  15. B@loo says:

    That has already been said, but America’s not only USA… it’s like you’ve made a fail on “Europa’s Guitar – Made in Spain” for example, that’s OK the same.

    • daf says:

      no, that’s not the same.
      Europe is a continent, Europa’s one of Jupiter’s moons.

      • ozzie mandius says:

        I want a guitar made on Jupiter. That would be a definite win.

      • Coolidge says:

        A content? Do you mean it shouldn’t be a continent? Or maybe you mean it shouldn’t be acontent (as in discontent?), which means you’re saying Europe should be content. Yes Dave, I think Europe should be content, the Euro’s has strong gains in recent months against most currencies.

    • daf says:

      Continent fail! Europa is one of Jupiter’s moons, you moron.

    • Chris says:

      You are technically right, but most people (and not just people from the USA) mean the USA when the say America. Just take a look at the thousands of comments on this very site that say things like “you Stupid Americans, Americans are idiots”, etc. Do you think those people are talking about Mexicans and Canadians?

      • Ori says:

        Most people? How do you know that? Apart from witnessing a few assholes on this site of course.

      • Coolidge says:

        Relax Chris you wouldn’t want that sphincter of yours to act up now would you…

        Incidentally I’m from neither Europe nor North America. I’m African. South African sure but African nonetheless. Chris, South Africa is somewhere in Mexico okay?

        • Chris says:

          What the hell are you talking about? I think you are inserting a tone into my comment which is not there. I was just making a statement. I personally think the term “American” when used to refer to people from the USA. I was merely pointing out that this is the way the term is perceived and usually used. That’s why this picture would be funny to some people. (Its not really that funny, though).
          I also have no idea why you are assuming that I am ignorant of African geography. Furthermore, your insult doesn’t in any way pertain to my comment. It’s like you couldn’t think of anything to say, and just pulled something out of left field. I am not annoyed by your comment or angry, but I am curious as to why you made it. Can you please explain?

  16. juanjux says:

    This is in fact a meta fail – a fail of the person publishing the fail, and somebody should label it as “geographic culture metafail”

  17. berg says:

    yeah, fail failed

  18. oalfonso says:

    FAIL!!!!

    Mexico is also America, like Canada, Brazil, Guatemala, Costa Rica…

  19. godfather says:

    Don’t you all know??? Mexico is in the middle east!! well… at least for a great, great number of americans.

  20. Elvira says:

    Submitter fail.

    • Lol says:

      It’s ironic isn’t it? The person who was ignorant enough to submit this was most likely American…

      • blackbelt says:

        what amazing powers of perception you must have, to be able to deduce what nationality a person is by the picture they submit. You are truly gifted.

      • Chuck Norris says:

        No, all it implies, was that when the person who submitted this hears “America”, they think “USA”. I would say that is the case for most “Americans”… oh, I mean “USAians”… oh wait… So, someone from the “USA” is “American”… but “made in America” means the two continents of North and South America?

        Make up your damn mind fail.

        The irony, is that you used “American” in your post in exactly the same way which you are making fun of the submitter for using “America”

        • Coolidge says:

          Haha true. Comment wi…. wait a second, you’ve got Chuck Norris as your name. Nobody’s had that for about 2 years. Win retracted.

          • Chuck Norris says:

            I’ve had it for about 3 weeks… Can’t speak to what was going on here 2 years ago.

            Besides, Chuck Norris loves America… all interpretations of the word…. Chuck Norris thinks Coolidge is probably Canadian… which is not great, but technically part of one of the Americas… Chuck Norris thinks there is a small chance Coolidge may be French, which is not good…. for Coolidge….

        • Lol says:

          Ahaha, US people are so easy to annoy. No wonder there’s so much war.

          Random Middle Eastern Country: “We don’t like the USA very much…”

          USA: “WHAT?!?!?? YOU DIE NOW!”

          • Delphi says:

            Yeah, that’s exactly how it goes.

            See how you like it when they drag YOUR dead soldiers through the streets.

          • Chuck Norris says:

            Man, you’ve got it all figured out.

            “US people”? Good good! I see you learned a little something from my post. Stopped using “Americans” already.

            • Coolidge says:

              Yeah rather use “Hicks.”
              Kidding…

            • Chuck Norris says:

              I guess if every American was a hick, then yeah, that would be ok…. I don’t know every American… I only know a handful… so, I really can’t say.

              using your logic, can I assume that everyone from where you hail is an “ignorant ass”?

            • Chris says:

              Coolidge, judging by your inane, stereotyping, close-minded comments on this thread, I think you’d fit in quite nicely with all of us American-er, I mean USAians here in the good ole’ United States.

          • ButhedaBunzai says:

            If a war concerns our country (USA) its either about money or future money.

            If it isn’t? Well we still like making a stir no problem with that.

            WE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

            • ButhedaBunzai says:

              REPLYING TO MY OWN COMMENT IS A SIGN OF EGOING

              Furthermore, there are few products in the USA made in the USA.

              Most of everything has “Made In china” “Made In mexico” etc.

              LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE DIDN’T GIVE THE NAMES PROPER RESPECT
              HE DID NOT CAPITALIZE THEM WHAT A PRETENTIOUS USA AMERICAN!

        • Ori says:

          You’re actually wrong about the irony part. Even if a person from Mexico or Canada submitted this, it’s still a fail. I mean the fail fails to fail. Whatever, you get my drift.

  21. anonyman says:

    first, next is gay!

  22. Zikan says:

    I would say, the “America’s Guitar®” is shown as a brand, so they can produce it where they want.

    Brand win, submitter fail

  23. moire says:

    estadunidenses. bah.

  24. Deadclown says:

    Mexico WIN. And hey they say Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard is ANOTHER FIST!

  25. anonymous says:

    Country vs continent identification fail.

  26. ozzmosis says:

    Maybe they meant America, the band.

    I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name,
    It felt good to be out of the rain.

    :-)

  27. grond says:

    USPTO fail! How can “America’s Guitar” be a registered trademark? It is purely descriptive and thus it cannot be monopolised.

  28. zim says:

    Geography class fail!

  29. a non-y mouse says:

    Fail failure!

    This is not a fail for the reasons given above. (There is plenty of America outside the USA).

  30. 3ntropy says:

    semantic douchebaggery.

  31. renegro says:

    all this means is all yall together dont know shit

    • RogueThree says:

      Wow, he not only used “Y’all” on the Internet, but he forgot the apostrophe.
      Thanks a lot for making our country look even dumber.

      • ButhedaBunzai says:

        MMMMM

        The country in its whole is dumb, though it has smart citizens lets say.. 10 to 25 ratio.. Then you should expect that the overwhelming odds are the result of..

        LACK OF COMMON SENSE TRAINING

        “But Thedabun, how could someone train common sense?”

        BY WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS/ALL VIDEOS THAT HAVE
        PEOPLE TEACHING YOU WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T DO IN LIFE!

      • Dragonwriter says:

        RogueThree…honestly, I think we do a fine job of it already. I teach British Lit at a university, and one of my students once wrote in a paper (and I SWEAR I am not making this up):

        “The character of Viola in Twelfth Night is very different from the character of Violet in the movie Shakespeare in Love. And I think Shakespeare meant them to be different.”

        The dumb….it hurts!!!!

  32. A Mommy's Nous says:

    Total location of origin fail…this is obviously Italian…it says Fragile (pronounced frah-jeel-ai)

  33. david says:

    THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

  34. dolt says:

    a bit like the “Free Tibet” flags which say “Made in China” on the wrapper

  35. jimmymac_nyc says:

    more like a geography fail on submitter’s part.

  36. Juice says:

    It’s those shifty Luxemburgerian I dislike. I wish the French Armée would “accidentally” take a wrong turn and occupy the place. France’s military prowess has fallen far but I think they can manage at least that much.

  37. LouZha says:

    Am i first yet?
    You must rember dat is vry Murikin ting to tayk sumpin & call it theirs. Like Mom & apple pi(never mind the land), as if no1 ever had a mom b4 dere wuz a YouEssAye, & Apple pie was prfected long afore 1492!

  38. wyvern says:

    Do you people know that America is a continent and not a country?
    So, if it is America’s guitar, it can be done in Argentina, Canada, Mexico or any other country located in America. So stop being so arrogant thinking America is just your little country

    • Bud says:

      Argentina is in South America, did you know thats a different continent? So a Guitar Made there would be South American not American. Maybe we should rename that continent or have the US Americans start refering their population as Useans.

    • Agnus says:

      United States of America is not a name, the continent name is America and usa is because that union of states is IN America, Mexico is an union of states too, but Mexico does have name not like usa, I live in El Salvador and I’m an american boy :)

    • craptastic says:

      America is a country now. That’s waht we named the place when we tossed your asses out after the battle of Yorktown. Sometimes we call it the USA, when we are not being lazy and feel like making guitars…doesn’t happen much anymore…but hey…we still make the BEST guitars in the world….How’s that for arrogant

  39. Detlef says:

    What’s the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

  40. ghiangelo says:

    damn Yanks.

  41. Artur says:

    manu seis são mto burro americanos bestas

    mexico é na america
    xD

  42. van buuren says:

    GM,,, mexico this in america, idiots! united states, mexico, argentina etc. … Countries are americas

  43. JessK says:

    Have we forgotten that there’s a picture up there ^ ?

    I’m sure there are plenty of websites for people who want to get hardcore with the keyboard and argue over whether Mexico should be considered American or not.

    If you don’t like the picture, don’t waste your time having an argument over it.

    Now sit back, enjoy the picture, and stop being so damn picky about nationalities!

    That is all (:

  44. Danometer says:

    NAFTA WIN, USA jobs FAIL

  45. Joker says:

    BLOG FAIL
    MEXICO = CENTRAL AMERICA

    • Malfeasant says:

      you fail. mexico is in fact part of north america. central america is not even a continent, it’s a region, it is still part of the continent of north america. study geography and get it right before you correct someone else.
      anywho, all this debating of america vs usa vs north america vs south america is silly. sorry we americans didn’t have enough imagination to come up with a name that doesn’t include half the name of the continent we’re on.

  46. fdsaqwer says:

    Only the people of USA think they must be called americans, but america is not a country…..this make me think about the EURO Kills Dollar,jejejejeje USA the best country of the world????pfffffff kiss my …….

    • Norwegian; North European says:

      yeah! EURO FTW
      We still only have kroner. (crowns). But because of the oil in the north sea it’s still strong, regarding not the price of it, but the current value.

      ops!!!
      shouldn’t have mentioned the oil!
      the “Americans” might come and “liberate us”!!!

  47. Katz says:

    This is NOT a fail!
    America does not mean exclusively the United States of America !!!

  48. Duda says:

    pffff…
    i’m sure it was made in china.
    Everything is.

  49. Jay says:

    Mexico is in the continent AMERICA! Dumbass

  50. Owen says:

    You can get a Fender Strat made in Mexico by Mexicans, or you can pay $500 more to get a Strat made in America by Mexicans.

  51. jessica says:

    In to say that CF Martin guitars are made in Nazareth, PA. Its actually a great company that takes care of their employees. I’m guessing it was just the backing on their guitar that was made in mexico. You can go on tours there and they show you how they make the guitars.

    So really, all this arguing is for nothing. Quite funny.

  52. Koopid says:

    Erm, Mexico is in America you morons… South America sure but it said “Americas”, not USA, not North America….

    • astrocrabpuff says:

      More geography fail. Mexico is in North America. See all the comments above and apply deduction or just use an atlas.

  53. EK says:

    French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese each have a word for “National of the United States”. Weird huh?

  54. coes says:

    Please!
    Stop trying to make people from the US to change their mind! We love when they come here to Costa Rica and identify themselves as Americans.
    Why? It’s so funny to see how stupid they are that they are the only ones in the world who indentify themselves by their continent and not by their country as the rest of the world does.
    BTW, could someone from the US tell me where is Costa Rica and where is Puerto Rico? Aren’t they islands? Aren’t they the same???

    • Norwegian; North European says:

      HELL NO! the U.S. people learns geography on the weather forecast on TV.
      For them, Alaska is only a quarter as big as reality, and the rest of the world is refered to as: everywere else.

      Look here:
      Quote from South Park when the boys are being obducted by aliens for the 2nd time, and they’re looking at planet Earth far, far away:
      “Guys. This is the second time we have been outside America!”
      i love it XD

      But the truth is that i understand them. Because most modern cultural influence comes from the U.S. so they dosen’t need to know any better.
      And they don’t ;)

      • Arthur Eld says:

        Wow. 300 million people and they’re all the same to you? You’re really smart. No wait – ignorant. Yeah, that’s the word.

        • Norwegian; North European says:

          this is based on general view
          like some other people’s view on:
          Democrats
          Republicans
          Californians
          Mormons
          “HillBillies”
          Muslims
          Women
          Asians
          Colored people

          it’s general view based on data and facts

          i’m i lying when i say: most people in american prisons are Af.Am.men?

          • Arthur Eld says:

            Great! You’re comparing yourself to other idiots who have a “general view” (which is usually called “stereotype” or “prejudice”) of groups of people. It’s not based upon data and facts but on the way your perception works. You’re ignorant. Or dumb. Or both.

            Oh, and what has that to do with the US (see that? I’m avoiding the word “American”. Unlike you did.) prison inmates?

            • Norwegian; North European says:

              *1 I’m not comparing myself to other idiots who have a “general view” (which is usually called “stereotype” or “prejudice”) I’m comparing my self to EVERYBODY! who never prejudged? example: an infant see’s a stranger and starts crying—> strange=scary.

              *2 stereotype means “one of the pack”, not to compare with prejudice (a’ll thou wee all are;))

              *3 perception means a point of view. ergo a view, like general view.

              *4 i did neighter mean prisons i the U.S. I did really mean the whole America.
              most people there are Native Africans. My Grandpa’ is black… in a Colombian prison…. So you are counter-pwnd on that point

              *5 What it has to do with it is? that it’s the goverments that is crazy like Heath Ledger’s joker. they learn us what they want to learn us and blinds us from other directions. thats why my view on U.S. people are like that. yes the world is fcuked a-thank you.

              *6 i made you prejudge me by my first comment.

              Tnx for interesting conversation, but i’m sorry to inform you that:

              You have been PWND x 6

              • Arthur Eld says:

                Hell, you’re dumb. But ok.

                1. Look up those words. You obviously don’t know the correct definition for any of those.
                2. Your explanation…wait: “explanation” of what you said in your first comment lacks logic. Prison inmates in “the whole America” prove that it’s the goverment that’s crazy? Which goverment? And still: What does that have to do with your previously stated USA-bashing?
                3. I wasn’t pre-judging you. I responded to a statement you made. If you don’t understand the difference between that and a comment like “the U.S. people learns geography on the weather forecast on TV” then there’s no more hope for you.
                4. I haven’t been “pwnd” because this is not a game but an argument. And I have to inform you that you’re clearly showing that you suck at this. Which wouldn’t be a big problem if you ever had learned to shut your mouth if you don’t know enough about something.

                Ask yourself: How do you feel if you hear dumbass statements like “all blacks are…” or “all Norwegians are…”? Especially if the following words are negative. Not too good? Then stop doing the same about 300 million US-Americans.

                • Norwegian; North European says:

                  I’ve asked myself: How do you feel if you hear dumbass statements like “all blacks are…” or “all Norwegians are…”? Especially if the following words are negative.

                  i Guess i don’t feel much to it. i’ve heard statments like that since i was in kindtergaarden. But you are right. i guess i’m a little stigmatized by the media.
                  i was wrong.
                  sorry.

                  cudos & 2 che

                  you are very good at debating. just cut the “moan, you are dumb” bit.
                  dice roll: 5

                  Hope you feel good about that.

  55. Goose says:

    Mexico is in America. Retards

  56. Chris says:

    Geography fail.

    Pop Quiz: Mexico is part of North _____________.

    (a) Africa
    (b) Pole
    (c) America
    (d) Dakota

  57. ObiOneCanBlowME says:

    Belguim > America

  58. anne marie says:

    oldoldold post, but i feel compelled to say this anyway. the martin factory is in nazareth, pennsylvania (AMERICA) and i have been there twice for tours. the pic is either fake, or the mexico stamp was added by someone as a joke.

  59. Whatever says:

    If you have read this far down the posts, you officially have no life according to the United Stated government. Pretty sure its the same story anywhere else.

    • Norwegian; North European says:

      i think in one hand, most people choose themselves what to do with their lifes
      and in another hand, MOST people aren’t under U.S. government jurisdiction.

      NB.
      If someone disses my english grammar, i will ask them;
      how is your norwegian? :)

  60. Sebastian says:

    there’s not a fail… if you see… mexico is part of america like argentina, honduras, brazil etc.

  61. Norwegian; North European says:

    Help us all!!!!
    The most influensal nation in the world is also the most ignorant!!!
    we’re doomed…

    For us europeans, the comments on any, yes, ANY U.S. site is fcuking hilarious!
    But the funniest part, is that you don’t get the jokes that is on you!
    Don’t take this the wrong way, I love The Daily Show and The Colbert Report
    but only for the things they both say wrong
    Cudos to 60 minutes for being the only smartazz export television program from U.S.
    he-heh! CNN: fair & balanced. roflmao

    p.s. When divided into only North and South (America), and not North, Middle and South (America); Mexico is in North America.
    Google it.

    • Arthur Eld says:

      I strongly refuse that an idiot like you talks on behalf of all Europeans. Apart from the part about Colbert and Stewart I’m not sharing your ignorant points of view. Even though I’m an European. What up now?

      • Norwegian; North European says:

        i speak for myself a-thank you.
        and you can speak for yourself
        it’s healthy! seen my last reply further up?

        • Arthur Eld says:

          Yep, sadly I have. Took my some time to reply.

          Now, shall we take a closer look at what you said? I’ll quote:

          “For us europeans…”

          See?

          • Norwegian; North European says:

            oh. that common general view

            • Arthur Eld says:

              I give up. You’re way too stupid to be able to argue. I really hope that a GWB think-alike like you never rises to a position of power. Just one more thing that you for sure also will not understand:

              Admitting mistakes is a sign of strength, not weakness.

  62. Norwegian; North European says:

    The whole world gets most shit from china. children works cheap you know.

  63. gaia says:

    Not fail mexico is in america

  64. Rob says:

    ok, so I know this is an old FAIL, but you know what else is funny about this? the company was founded the year that slavery was abolished in the UK & other British Colonies (which America WAS NOT at the time, still funny though) :p

  65. Zraphter says:

    There IS no fail!
    U guys think that America is USA, well, ur WRONG. America is a continent, USA is a country, but guys think u OWN the continent, so Hollywood started chanching in the movies the word “USA” for “America”
    ¬¬

  66. ur mother says:

    mexico is in america u douches

  67. ruks says:

    Yes it is. Mexico is in America, Geography and basic knowledge fail…

  68. Zave says:

    mexico is actually in america.
    america is not a trademark owned by usa morons.

  69. wtffail93 says:

    All of you fail. Mexico is in Central America, which (to the Panama Canal) is part of North America. Technically you could say that Mexico is in North America, but usually the term ‘America’ without the preceding ‘North, South or Central’ is considered the USA. It’s not trademarked, yeah, but most people refer to the USA as America.
    Just “AMERICA”, is not a continent dimwits, calling ‘America’ a continent is similar to when Sarah Palin called Africa a country.
    BASIC KNOWLEDGE FAIL.

    • sim says:

      Even in the North, Middle, South America criteria; Mexico is in North America, thinking it is in Middle America is a common mistake based on Mexico’s language.
      Also, even if America would refer only to the US;
      Why America’s choice of guitar can’t be made outside the US?
      I am Mexican and my choice of cookies is made in France.

  70. Alex says:

    Yeah, Americans kinda repulse me when they come to the point of calling themselves and their country “america” when you know, America is bigger than your little selves.
    I mean come on, you could have chosen a country name that was actually applyable to its citizen (United-Statans?)

  71. craptastic says:

    Nah. America is America. Mexico is Mexico. You’re just jealous. Anyway, considering the obvious lack of consistency, the guitar was probably made in China.

  72. Trey says:

    Martin has a factory like 12 miles across the boarder in mexico, its still managed by the same Americans as there other factory in California. silly still, but find me a company that has a 100 percent American made and manufactured guitar. i think gibsons are 30 percent or something crazy thike that?

  73. Themias says:

    Well, it’s closer to America than China is, so it’s a start.

  74. bibou says:

    Actually it’s not a fail. “America” does not mean “US”, it’s a whole continent….

  75. pn says:

    Not to be anal about this… but Mexico is in America. You’re confusing America, the name of a continent, with the name of a country; the United States of America.


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