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Yes~ Jesus is watching you!!! Too bad no one really care much… x)
i bet if jeezus was alive, he’d be watching porn with me. oh yeah, my jeezus is cool like that
But this pic isn’t a fail. The church put the sign there on purpose, in hopes of making customers feel guilty. There’s nothing remotely ‘fail’ about it.
maybe the porn shop purposely located itself by the sign? ever think of that?
Why the hell would an adult video shop do that?
for the lulz.
I loled
To mess with the Clergy. Like one adult video shop in VA (I think) That offered a 15% clergy discount.
Young Boys Gone Wild: it’s a priest’s favorite.
OMG they’re going to Hell! lol
Hahaha, I live near that town, the Catholic Church did that to every adult books store in the area to piss them off.
The billboard is actually in the lot next to it, and was put up by some catholic organization.
god damn your fuckin stupid.
those signs arn’t permident.
they last for a few months then they are changed.
depends on how long the client wants to pay to keep their sign there
some billboards will go for years without changing, it all depends on the market
Yeah… I hate those permident signs, too.
Wow. Way to call people stupid; fucking up grammar and spelling.
Actually, I live near the place where this is located. It has been there for years.
Well, it might make you feel guilty to think about sex, but some of us are mature enough to handle sexual behavior without going crazy, or attempting to manipulate others with holier than thou nonsense.
Oh, I agree. A person really shouldn’t be ashamed of their natural body. But you can’t deny that some people do enforce that shame on others. The guilt trip was intentional. That’s what the thumpers were going for. It shouldn’t work, but it does. Some people are ashamed of it, and it’s society’s fault. Taboos and whatnot.
Yes, because all us “thumpers” are “ashamed” of our bodies and hate anyone who has sex. Could you be any more bigoted?
i think the way thumpers is used is in a way that means those extremist religious people. Not people who believe in the bible.
correction not all people who believe in the bible
Right. I’m talking about the ~5% who are so extremist that it makes everyone else look bad. Most christians aren’t bothered by that sort of thing. Your average joe isn’t going to put up “Jesus Saves” billboards on the highway- only the thumpers.
correction: jesus saves billboards on the highway is one thing. driving out businesses they don’t approve of is on the ‘thumper’ side of the line. sorry to nitpick. it’s one of those ‘everything bothers me’ sorts of days.
Are all “thumpers” so overly “sensitive” or is that one just you?
Thumpers are overly sensitive. I’m overly whiny.
Difference Recognition Fail.
thumper as in…bambi
Exactly. The porn shop was there and the church put it up. I always laugh when I pass that place.
In Soviet Russia JESUS IS WATCHING YOU
Outside Roviet Sussia Jou is watching Yesus
Jesus, stop looking at my porn, this is private.
Jesus, stop looking at my privates, this is porn.
In Army chapel, privates look at Jesus.
Dammit, you made me actually giggle at a reversal joke.
Don’t even think about the bending-over gag.
In even bending, think gags you.
i see no obvious in this statement
STATEMENT FAIL
You made baby jesus cry!
I wonder if this sign was purchased by Jimmy Swaggart’s church?
ahahahaha! thats my favourite yet! ahahah!
I think Porn industry just WON against Jesus
Jesus is the big winner. He can see ALL the porn in the whole world. For free.
hahahahah. comment win
OH YES, THAT’S REALLY COMMENT WIN
Congratulations! You have won an internet!
Jesus is a peeping Tom?
no, he’s a peeping jesus
duh
lulz. That is all.
I am 7th and 7 is my lucky number - yayyyy!!! (Honks like seal)
Oh poo - I’m eighth
……eight is MY lucky number….? ^___^
EPIC !!
If you think this is a fail; in North Carolina near Chapel Hill there is a strip joint that shares, yes shares, a parking lot with a church.
In Iowa, along I-80, there is a adult superstore like this with almost the EXACT same billboard there. First time I saw it I was like “WHAT?! Church porn!?” It became very difficult to drive laughing so hard after that.
I live 30 minutes from the sign on I-80. It says Adult Super Store and about a mile before that there is a sign that says Jesus: Adult Super Savior. Pretty clever.
There’s another one along I-70 from Kansas on the way to Colorado. The sign changes, but the message is always the same: God and/or Jesus are watching you go into the porn store, and you’ll go to hell for it. Certain religious groups have this kind of advertising as a hobby.
There’s also one on I-70 in Kansas on the way to Colorado, which has the same message. The picture changes but the message of “Jesus/God is watching you and you’ll go to hell for buying porn” is the same. Certain religious groups do this as a hobby.
(Did my previous comment get lost, or do I just fail at commenting?)
pics or it never happened.
agreed.
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…the OTHER passion of the Christ….
you are worthy
too much COMMENT WINS today
“Adult video, Jesus is watching you”
What a tag line, I think the church should bring out there own line. Thinking about it I have seen some stuff with Nuns already.
It would have been better if it said “Jesus Is Coming Soon! Prepare!”