I’m guessing epileptic seizure. Or orgasm. Or having an orgasm while typing with one hand, and that process leading to an epileptic seizure. That’s just my guesses.
This picture is in a book of road signs that absolutely fail. In fact, this is one of the pictures that I have scanned out of it and put on my myspace and facebook because it was one of the funniest ones in there.
What if it’s a proper name, rather than a descriptor?
Like, perhaps this 65′ pit was discovered by Mr. John Q. Bottomless. (who, sadly, gets picked on a lot, as the name doesn’t describe him very well, either)
XD “Bottomless”… Figures.
Anyone wanna go in? Since Dora is exploring elsewhere…
first fail
What exactly is a “fail” about the first post, Brandon? Or did you psychically predict the post by dangerwuss?
understanding fail
if it was a bottomless pit than wouldn’t there have to be another bottomless pit (technically the same one) on the other wide of the earth?
*then, and side
No. That would make it a tube. A bottomless pit requres that gun from Portal.
I’d like to se yo momma fit down dat hole!
She wont fit…
She could fit into her own hole.
That’s what SHE said.
C’mon FAILBLOG, quit bringing back old Fails.
i agreee fckin phail blog bringing old phails backk from old pages… asshtolaldes. i say thaatt teh phail blog is a fail.
What the f-ck is wrong with your keyboard?
Lmao. I think that a lot when I read comments here.
I’m guessing epileptic seizure. Or orgasm. Or having an orgasm while typing with one hand, and that process leading to an epileptic seizure. That’s just my guesses.
I actually lol’ed at this comment — one of the best summations of internet gibberish ever
Is an “asshtolaldes” some kind of Mexican dish? =P
I hope so.
Ye gods my eyes!
Dora is exploring a different cave. http://failblog.org/2008/07/21/dora-the-explorer-fail/
You’ll have to explore this one for yourself.
You’re doing it wrong.
i know where that is. it’s the name of a mineral pit.
It’s a topless pit if you measure it from the bottom.
WIN
Actually, according to that, the top is 65 feet up. :^D
topless ftw
you win the thread
and six Internets
relativity win
All pits are topless.
but there’s no bottom to measure it from
Lolz…who knew ‘bottomless’ had a value
Ask any fatty who’s been to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
In Soviet Russia, buffet eats you.
all constants are variables
first
fail
in communist Sparta the bottomless pits you
Not even remotely funny.
Yeah it is. At least it’s different. Sort of.
No, not funny
Attempted joke combonation
FAIL!
Combination Fail!
I heartily disagree
Ohh coz in Sparta theres like this pit and someone gets kicked in, that’s like a well clever observation based joke.
Actually, I thought it was hilarious.
I like it because it’s totally so not funny and it is retarded, it’s hilarious.
Who makes these signs? 0_o”
good mood fail
dont 0_o”… you cant do that here
Ha ha ha! 5 star fail.
Screw the “65 feet deep” part, I swear, the thing must be bottomless.
Why dont you jump in and test it
If you jump in, and land at the bottom, then it will be 63 ft deep!
No one over the age of four is two feet tall.
We could harvest a couple of quote marks from one of those many signs where they are used wrong and fix two signs in one operation.
“Bottomless Pit”
65 feet deep
huh?
Understanding Fail.
The quotes hamjudo supplied around “Bottomless Pit” imply that the quantity within the quotes is debatable. This provides the implication of sarcasm.
or it could be a proper noun. As if “Bottomless Pit” became an entity at some point during its life.
Dora the explorer has been there 2 thousands year ago
S in wrong place fail.
Bottomless… one more thing that isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.
I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of disappointed.
Sounds a lot like YOUR MOM. O_o
That’s so insensitive! My mom became bottomless in a horrible accident involving magic 8-balls and spaghetti.
win
mabe it just means it dosn’t have a rear end
Not sure about bottomless, but I like mine topless.
and serving ice-cold barley sodas in larger than life mugs….mmmm; entertainment and refreshment.
well if it makes you feel any better, I’m sure it is as topless as it is bottomless!
This picture is in a book of road signs that absolutely fail. In fact, this is one of the pictures that I have scanned out of it and put on my myspace and facebook because it was one of the funniest ones in there.
When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
“A little help down here? Some lunchables? Maybe a juice box?”
NO! you keep on falling! (jk):-)
stating the obvious fail
dora went down there with my sister
Dora just went down on your sister.
Oh, so she’s at the bottom, too? But I thought this was a bottomless . . . pit. . . Oh wait. Nevermind.
wait, who’s bottomless?
Are you my long lost sister, DONT POKE THE BUNNY!!!?
I’m pretty sure that fail on the sign is photoshopped…
Actually, it is a free government service to point out when a sign is failing.
ahh, the no-fail photoshop accusation! brilliant!
It isn’t photoshopped, I’ve seen it. It’s a real life fail. No joke.
What if it’s a proper name, rather than a descriptor?
Like, perhaps this 65′ pit was discovered by Mr. John Q. Bottomless. (who, sadly, gets picked on a lot, as the name doesn’t describe him very well, either)
“I am minus an ass.”
Guess reference to win Internet.
sadly, I had to google it to discover the reference… so I fail.
*hangs head in shame*
Is it South Park?
fail, its death from family guy when he is trying on pants.
Congratulations, your Internet is in the mail.
It actually is bottomless. 65 feet is just when they ran out of measuring tape.
I’ll bend down and I’ll show you a bottomless pit…er…
sex joke fail?
Pshh…sex joke WIN.
I think this is at the Cave of the Winds in Colorado, am I right?
What if a bottomless pit breaks the aforementioned wind ?
first, next is gay!
noe i understand the meaning of “to infinity and beond”
DUDE!!! This is right up the street from my house!!
hahahahahahahahah.
well it was funny until
the lady started saying something about her kids.
Dude i’ve been there! it’s that big hole in the ground with the pupfish, right!?
wtf 100th comment first pic 100th page
Looks like “Bottomless” has a new meaning
the bottomless pit has a bottom, huh?