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Athanar

XD “Bottomless”… Figures.

Anyone wanna go in? Since Dora is exploring elsewhere…

kannadzuki

What exactly is a “fail” about the first post, Brandon? Or did you psychically predict the post by dangerwuss?

hello

if it was a bottomless pit than wouldn’t there have to be another bottomless pit (technically the same one) on the other wide of the earth?

Shadow Link

No. That would make it a tube. A bottomless pit requres that gun from Portal.

Admiral Adama

I’d like to se yo momma fit down dat hole!

Anon

She could fit into her own hole.

Joe

That’s what SHE said.

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skate6566

C’mon FAILBLOG, quit bringing back old Fails.

anonymous

i agreee fckin phail blog bringing old phails backk from old pages… asshtolaldes. i say thaatt teh phail blog is a fail.

gumby

What the f-ck is wrong with your keyboard?

Wolfie

Lmao. I think that a lot when I read comments here.

 
johnnyboy

I’m guessing epileptic seizure. Or orgasm. Or having an orgasm while typing with one hand, and that process leading to an epileptic seizure. That’s just my guesses.

 
rlundy82

I actually lol’ed at this comment — one of the best summations of internet gibberish ever

 
 
someone

Is an “asshtolaldes” some kind of Mexican dish? =P

 
Easter Bunny

Ye gods my eyes!

 
 
 
Danometer

Dora is exploring a different cave. http://failblog.org/2008/07/21/dora-the-explorer-fail/

You’ll have to explore this one for yourself.

 
bob51

You’re doing it wrong.

 
 
Bill

It’s a topless pit if you measure it from the bottom.

 
it's 5:00 somewhere

Actually, according to that, the top is 65 feet up. :^D

 
 
You've Got Fail

you win the thread

and six Internets

 
Pescador_Gama

relativity win

 
coyote

All pits are topless.

 
 
plasticbuses

Lolz…who knew ‘bottomless’ had a value

Captain Obvious

Ask any fatty who’s been to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Zing

In Soviet Russia, buffet eats you.

 
 
blackbelt

all constants are variables

 
 
 
[dangeruss]

in communist Sparta the bottomless pits you

Khaaaaaaaan

Not even remotely funny.

Captain Obvious

Yeah it is. At least it’s different. Sort of.

Zippydaspinhead

No, not funny
Attempted joke combonation
FAIL!

The Haggis

Combination Fail!

 
 
 
MuffinMan

I heartily disagree

 
 
Beren

Ohh coz in Sparta theres like this pit and someone gets kicked in, that’s like a well clever observation based joke.

 
Jujube

Actually, I thought it was hilarious.

 
 
aegis3d

Who makes these signs? 0_o”

cooba

:-) :) xD 0_o”… what next? stop smiling!

 
 
cooba

dont 0_o”… you cant do that here

 
 
Lames

Ha ha ha! 5 star fail.

 
RogueThree

Screw the “65 feet deep” part, I swear, the thing must be bottomless.

Zing

Why dont you jump in and test it

Bee

If you jump in, and land at the bottom, then it will be 63 ft deep!

 
 
 
hamjudo

We could harvest a couple of quote marks from one of those many signs where they are used wrong and fix two signs in one operation.

“Bottomless Pit”
65 feet deep

ForTheLOL

The quotes hamjudo supplied around “Bottomless Pit” imply that the quantity within the quotes is debatable. This provides the implication of sarcasm.

hello

or it could be a proper noun. As if “Bottomless Pit” became an entity at some point during its life.

 
 
 
 
 
CrapMaker

Dora the explorer has been there 2 thousands year ago

jason

S in wrong place fail.

 
 
Elvira

Bottomless… one more thing that isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.

I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of disappointed.

Shadow Link

Sounds a lot like YOUR MOM. O_o

 
 
dolt

mabe it just means it dosn’t have a rear end

 
Soleil

Not sure about bottomless, but I like mine topless.

blackbelt

and serving ice-cold barley sodas in larger than life mugs….mmmm; entertainment and refreshment.

 
MyMalady

well if it makes you feel any better, I’m sure it is as topless as it is bottomless!

 
 
Andrea

This picture is in a book of road signs that absolutely fail. In fact, this is one of the pictures that I have scanned out of it and put on my myspace and facebook because it was one of the funniest ones in there.

 
Cloral

When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

Bongo

“A little help down here? Some lunchables? Maybe a juice box?”

 
shoopithdawhoopith

NO! you keep on falling! (jk):-)