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HOLY SHIT LOOK EVERYONE HE’S FERST! LOL!
dude its 9:58. come on people what clock company is gonna make a alarm clock that messes up like that? the clock chip in it isnt that stupid.
*cries photoshop*
look a little closer
Have you really never had a digital clock break on you? I’ve had many a digital clock that as it got old would start to permanently illuminate lines on the clock face (only my times were usually more along the lines of E9:59 or 80:10). I seriously doubt someone bothered to photoshop this.
The “Firstlings” and “Photoshoppers” must die.
all those who agree say i
I.
I to the nth degree.
‘aye’ not ‘i’
homophone fail.
eye
You!
Wait, let me try that again.
Aye.
im first
the photoshoppers are gays.
Not homophone fail just homo fail!
It’s not photoshopped. That is totally a MICROWAVE. You can put in numbers on most microwaves that are above 59 on the seconds.
observation fail. it says “alarm” on the right,
and there is an alarm on/ pm indicator on the left.
unless of course they are putting alarm clocks in
microwaves now, in which case it would be
a fail on my part because I just bought the two
separately.
That was freaking hilarious. Made me LOL.
Actually, that is a fail on your part.
Our microwave has a clock on it.
Does it have an alarm (not including the normal microwave countdown alarm)
I agree.. that would take 2 minutes if that to photoshop..
Paying attention fail- tis very possible. If u press 10s 7x on my microwave, it sez 0:70. If you then press 1 min, it says 1:70. Bet some alarms do it too.
PHOTOSHOP? you’re an idiot. have you ever used a microwave? you can set it for ten minutes, you damn fool. why would someone take the time to photoshop this lame ass picture? *cries moron*
Jeez, and what an accomplishment. I can only imagine the horror of sitting on fail blog constantly hitting the refresh button and waiting, waiting, and waiting until something comes across. The time appears to be west coast times, so unless he’s from overseas, he (and it is a he) must have no job, life, or girlfriend. So remember, winning at FIRST is a big fail in reality.
Ummm… You know the details of his technique… how?
It’s pretty obvious, actually. XD Just look at the timestamp on the post.
no i once came off the comments page back onto home and there was a new one whchsaid no comment … but by the time i had written a moderatly sized paragragh 2 other people had posted
and outside there was the postman involved in a more interesting anecdote
Hahahahahahaha!
Yeah, but that means you just happened to be there at the time. Look at the timestamp on this one.
Quick! Everyone, put your attention on him! He’s FIRST!
How awesome is that? You are all lame, he’s first!
You have a hawt girl? Meh, he’s first, he’s better than you!
that makes him le awesome!
fire z missiles!
But I’m le tired…
Well then have a nap
then FIRE ZE MISSILES!
a LE nap
fail
Meh… You just haven’t seen the animation.
AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
OMG we coldnt nevar tell omfg reely?????????lolololol
>> You fail.
wow the amount of people who have replied to the first post is astonashing
This firster really hit the mother lode in goading people into giving responses, didn’t he?
mother lode??? or mother load??? omfg lets sex
Buttsex killed the radio star.
it’s lode. look it up. zen fire ze missiles.
Yeah, brush up on your mining terminology, gosh!
motherlode? hehe, aint that a cheatcode for thesims?
“Number one? You look like number two to me. If you get what I mean.” Score five bonus points each if you can name the movie, character and actor. If you scored all fifteen points you have no life and fail.
Murder By Death… said by Sam Diamond (parodying Sam Spade from Maltese Falcon), who was played by that guy who played Columbo. Peter something-or-other.
looks like a WIN to me …
and btw, it’s Falk, Peter Falk
We have a winner! And you have no life either e.
movie: the matrix
Charector: Neo
actor: who gives a toss
(i hope he’s reading this whoever he is)
Keanu Reeves. That’s the actor.
Your comment made me orgy.
Almost first… dangit!
Uh.. Maybe it’s not time? Might be one of those radio clocks, and it’s just a FM frequency…
FM frequencies on ‘those radio clocks’ are only available in odd .X frequencies. Higher priced clock radios get into even .X, and also sometimes .X5 frequencies for better tuning capabilities.
this is the one with numbers in spanish. for hispanic people. that read spanish numbers.
allllllright.
there’s a walmart phone call you should look into where the guy asks the lady for an alarm clock with spanish numbers and she checks, and is retarded. u should lewk into.
i fail.
Pretty sure it’s just the time left while someone’s cooking some food… as in you hit “9″ a few times and it counts down from there.
Look up there ^ a dozen posts or so, someone already said that. Due to the presence of the word “alarm” next to the numbers, that scenario fails. You also fail for your lack of observation skills. Good try though.
bend o ver and i’ll show you and almost first
We’re talking posting order, not inches.
Hey, I’m sure he has a perfectly acceptable micropeen.
I really hope he didn’t had the alarm set to 10:00.
He might get late to work…
grammar fail!
failme
lol @ people above me all firsting and stuff. That’s like mature. Totally.
The clock shows the actual time. Never been in the twilight zone? At such times, portals open to strange places.
Not a fail.
Its a clock from New Zealand. It’ll count up to 9:80, like every other clock there.
That means that in New Zealand one hour last 80 minutes?? That’s a FAIL!!
Yep. 80 minutes. Except in leap years when they are 79 minutes. Its a bit annoying when you have to change your clock every hour, but you get used to it.
Win.
actual LOL (required cover-up coughing so officemates would not get suspicious)
COMMENT FAIL unfortunatly im from NZ and thats a 10-4 comment fail. In Soviet Russia clocks never stop.
In Soviet Russia, bad grammar has YOU!
they must be in a different timezone…
The twilight-timezone?
Your a fail. In New Zealand the clocks are made of sheep.
You must be from Australia to believe that one. Or really enjoy your alarm clock.
Wouldn’t ewe?
what?
As there’s metric system, and Celsius, why wouldn’t there be another measurement for time ?
My god you’re dumb. Does it hurt much?
Seconds are an SI measurement. If there’s any other measurement for time, it would be in the English (or Imperial) measurement system (which, of course, England doesn’t even use anymore).
metric system is the correct one. Only american faggosts use inches.
Agreed.
We got to make up our own measurement system… what have you done lately?
You obviously don’t realise that it was the other way around…
Actually, most of the imperial unit system was created in England and adopted by the United States.
Fail on you.
Yeah, and then we kicked your ass.
I’m American and I prefer the metric system, personally. Not every American likes the system with inches and feet. Metric system is neatly put in units of 10, the way it should be.
Agreed completely. I’d prefer metric; I’m American.
Although, I think that our number system should be in base 12…
Life isn’t neat and neither is our measurement system.
Alright, but American shoe sizes make a lot more sense than Euro ones.
humans should have evolved with 16 fingers, hexadecimal is the way it should be
Ummm… technically, the Metric system is supposed to be used in the United States, by law, under the Metric Conversion Act of 1975.
But, for what ever reason, people didn’t like it, or couldn’t get used to it, so we break the law just about every day.
Incidentally, Burma and Liberia don’t use the Metric system either.
what? Are you being serious? Give me a link to something that says that
You FAIL for being a naive dumbass!
Dude.
Can I have one? Please?
kiwis make good fruit salad
Yeah, but they scream when you try to dice them and that scares off all the customers….
ROFL gusto u fully fail, how would u know. I live in New Zealand and NONE of the clocks go like that HAHAHA he thinks hes smart but hes hell not haha
by the way im not so mean to take a picture of that comment and send it to them but im seriously considering it as it is a massive FAIL on your part. LOL
have your sarcasm detector checked at the earliest possible convenience, I think it may be on the fritz
Fail, lulz.
If you really are from NZ you would know that the original New Zealand Clock was invented by the Maori people sometime in the late 17th century. The leap year part was corrected by tribal governments some time later.
And if you were really from NZ you would know that time and currency are based around the number 80. Why do you think there are 80 cents in a New Zealand Dollar?
epic fail from lulz.
i thoguht cent was the latin word for 100 that’s why so many countries use them as their minor currency
I lack the ability to properly convey just how extraordinary of a fail your comment really, truly is. But thank you for outting yourself, as I couldn’t have done it any better.
I wonder what time it would be anywhere else?
It’s 4:60 some where.
Could be a radio clock, and that’s the frequency for the radio.
lol i live in new zealand, clocks dont go to 9:80, i think gusto should be the fail LOL
understanding jokes fail
Took the words right out of my mouth.
or off of your keyboard
time is in danger!!! ptsich-ptisch!!!!adinadindaind
OLOLO!!11
Onotole is in fury!
Embarrassingly, it took me the better part of five minutes to work out why this was a fail.
I’m gonna go sit in my corner now.
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, there really is no need for extra exclamation marks.
yes there was; he was pretty thick
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! means “cock-size fail”
so not that big?
Thanks, man. Kindly go dig a hole and die in it now.
you just went out like a bitch.
Could have been worse.
I could have just said ‘First’.
FLAT OUT HILARIOUS !!!
That’s 6.66 minutes in new zealand.
в десятке!
иди нахуй
In Soviet Russia , clock shows you
as opposed to everywhere else, where we show clocks? that doesn’t make any sense :p
Yes, and in other countries, the clock also shows you… that’s the entire purpose of a clock.
Amazing! What is the manufacturer of this clock? I want!
Maybe they have a metric timesystem there. That would be cool.
that’s not even a funny joke.
Timeshopped!
Timeshopped
double post fail
Or double post win, as perhaps a time warp was involved.
It’s just a jump to the left.
It’s just a jump to the left and then a step to the right…
)
Hope that song gets stuck looping through your head today.
dick .. now i´ve got an earworm
No, now I’ll just go around doin’ the damn dance! However, that could be a win.
well i’ve always found the clocks on this site are all wrong
yup it was 11:04 am when i left this message
maybes. could just be local time or something. i don’t know.
that and the guy below me is REALLY mature. I’m waiting for him to double post fail.
ha ha.
as an international website couldn’t it show the local time off whoever was looking at it or mabe they could just use Greenwitch mean time?
Not knowing about timezones fail.
I have a better clock than yours, Dolt. Mine is right twice a day…
my username isn’t capitallised
i have just checked
oops… typo. apologies, dolt.
Failblog uses a form of pacific time (hawaii). and no, i’m not joking.
pacific time /= hawaii time
You mean – “!=”, not “/=”. Fail.
first, next is gay!
lol, you fail I’m a woman
…and women can’t be gay?
Lesbians don’t exist!
oh God, then I guess there is no reason for internet anymore.
*unplugs cable and cries*
hahaha!
That is what Queen Victoria said when she struck the references to women out of the law banning homosexuals in Britain. That made gays illegal, but lesbians got legislated out of existence.
well, i’m really sure, that u started ure life as a man and then, after ure gender reassignment u became a women. it must be really hard for u… why did u pay money to fuck with a guy? stupid failgirl!
The fact you find it to be too much effort to type out “you” makes your
opinion obsolete.
na, if i type out “you”, then you wouldn’t have flamed me. and this blog is only funny, cause of the flames.
COMMENT FAIL
You not first
i’m first at all, because i’m the best person alive.
Gay for pay, only on weekends. Now.. shhh.
I wanna make a Doctor Who comment but I think im the only geek who would understand it. Bah…
wibbely wobbely timey wimey stuff?
Go back in your TARDIS.
who are you calling retardis?
…
comeback fail.
dr. who is godlike
i liked the German daleks “exterminiden!!! exterminiden!!!”
Humor Fail.
Your momma is godlike!
sadly, she could not return the compliment. wormie
Heh you’re on the interwebs! Where else could you possibly find more geeks?
comment win
Anthrocon
Please! Make the comment! You’re not the only doctor who geek around. Love me some David Tennant and the Awesomeness of Catherine Tate.
too late! he died last friday!
(don’t ruin the rest of it for the idiots)
“What time is it?”
“Do you mean now?”
I had a clock like that…one of the LED’s was “stuck” on…lower right on the last digit…made “2″ look like backward “6″, but didn’t affect other numbers.
it looks ’shopped, it could of been 9:58 and someones copied a segment to make it look like a 6
copied? wouldn’t look different then.
Idiots, it’s obviously a microwave, which I can goto mine and do the same thing, not that impressive.
If its a microwave, then why dies it clearly say “Alarm 2″ in the bottom right corner?
Psh.
not noticing the obvious fail.
odd…last comment didnt display…
anyway with regards to Dr Who…im hoping you were making reference to wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff hehe
No but the joke is totally lost now, in other words, I forgot it. Sorry. But I am happ that the world is not entirely Whovian! Most people I know just say ’sorry, dont watch it’ and im all like ‘wtf? why?! How can you… what? I mean… gah! You people just dont understand its like…. GAH!!’
Sorry, im fine now. Go Doctor!
This is hardly a fail. It’s just an alarm timer on something like a microwave or oven. You click the timer button and type in whatever time you want.
9:68 would be treated as 10:08. Once it gets past 9:59, it counts down normally.
It’s useful for those idiots who don’t know that ‘microwave for 90 seconds’ converts to a minute and a half. They can just type in 90 on the timer.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it’s not a microwave or timed cooking device by looking at the words “alarm” (and what appears to be “pm”). It doesn’t have “Timer” anywhere that I can see, nor illuminated.
My alarm looks a lot like this.. there could definitely just be a glitch. Kind of like if certain numbers don’t show properly on an old calculator and default to something that looks close to it, regardless to how wrong it is.
sixty 7th !!!11!!!!11!!1oneoneoneone
This looks like a countdown timer. They frequently can be set to measure lengths of time with some number of minutes and “99″ seconds, which it counts first and then continues counting normally. My microwave does this, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see some sort of clock radio which does the same thing.
Maybe it’s a Metric Clock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time
Last !!!!!!!!!!!
this is nothing. yesterday i saw a clock outside a bank that also showed the temp and apparently it was 436 degrees outside at 9 AM. didn’t have a camera or i woulda taken a pic for the site.
Actually, I dont think it’s ’shopped. My alarm clock does that when I unplug it and replug it. It shows random numbers until I actually set the time. It’s not that big of a deal really.
It’s just a rift in the space-time continuum. Can be caused by the shifting of Earth’s magnetic field, the shockwave of a nearby supernova, or smoking some wicked strong pot and trying to figure out what time the clock says it is.
a clock is a clock..just pak yu all
well you get an extra 18 seconds a minute to diffuse this bomb
woops i mean 8 seconds
“Defuse”.
I hate to rain on the bullshit parade, but the display has an LED stuck ON, probably due to a short in the circuitry.
Nirvana was involved on this.
ON this? methinks you mean IN this.
Woulda done better had it been a John Deere
I’m going to join the “Metric Time” faction on this one. Those Damn Europeans always try to make things harder for everyone else so they can have Tea and biscuits. They’re called COOKIES you jerks. Biscuits are what you have for breakfast with Butter and jam.
Don’t blame all Europeans!! We don’t call ‘em biscuits either.
The name is “galleta”. Always was, and always will be.
cookie is a type off busicuit … but no-one knows how they a defined
How is that a fail? That’s the time where I am right now.
http://www.xkcd.com/313
Haha, that’s exactly what I thought of when I saw my clock do that. Except it was about nine in the morning.
um, i took this – and yes it is an alarm clock, no it is not photoshopped, and no it isn’t a “metric time” clock. haha.
Hurray for time paradox! right Doc?
Not “Metric time”. Decimalized time. As far as I know there are no alarm clocks using such.
Nah, this isn’t fail!! How could all of you have not seen this?
The photo is upside down! It’s… er… 89:6 … p.m.
Ok. I’ll leave now.
Back in the video player days, we once had an extended play tape in.
One of the guys pointed out when it was at something like 28:36.
“Look what the time is”, he said.
I was almost asleep. I finally commented that my first thought was,
“Wow, that’s really late for this group to be up.”
The microwave at work does the same thing…, You can press the 1Min button and then press the 10sec and it will go upto 1:90 then 2:00
when one of my friends was 6 their princess alarm clock did that, they cried for 2 hours that is was haunted… then they threw it acoss their room, then out the window…it went in the street, then a car ran over it… then they cried for another 2 hours because it was a cute clock…get a life…she is 12 now…just in case you where wondering…
It’s Y2K all over again! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
nuh uh! if it was Y2K the clocks would all say “FK:YU”
Made in China. lol
you do realize it’s a timer with minutes/seconds set to display that. i can do that if i want to. lame fail is lame.
this is not a fail. the clock has entered the twilight zone
Time To FAIL!
lol in one more minute it will be 9:69 XD
i am disappointed at some of the stupid shit that makes it onto this site. this isn’t even worthy of a witty comment from me, due to the fact that its obviously something being cooked for 10 minutes on the microwave. shit like this needs to be taken off the site cuz its not only not funny, it’s a waste of everyone’s time. some of the pics on this site are comedic gold, but its shit like this that makes me wonder if whoever runs the site actually takes the time to filter his content or just puts whatever trash is submitted up to fill space. this post is TRASH.