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First!!!1111oneoneoneoneonoe
HOLY SHIT LOOK EVERYONE HE’S FERST! LOL!
dude its 9:58. come on people what clock company is gonna make a alarm clock that messes up like that? the clock chip in it isnt that stupid.
*cries photoshop*
look a little closer
Have you really never had a digital clock break on you? I’ve had many a digital clock that as it got old would start to permanently illuminate lines on the clock face (only my times were usually more along the lines of E9:59 or 80:10). I seriously doubt someone bothered to photoshop this.
The “Firstlings” and “Photoshoppers” must die.
all those who agree say i
I.
I to the nth degree.
‘aye’ not ‘i’
homophone fail.
eye
You!
Wait, let me try that again.
Aye.
the photoshoppers are gays.
It’s not photoshopped. That is totally a MICROWAVE. You can put in numbers on most microwaves that are above 59 on the seconds.
observation fail. it says “alarm” on the right,
and there is an alarm on/ pm indicator on the left.
unless of course they are putting alarm clocks in
microwaves now, in which case it would be
a fail on my part because I just bought the two
separately.
That was freaking hilarious. Made me LOL.
Jeez, and what an accomplishment. I can only imagine the horror of sitting on fail blog constantly hitting the refresh button and waiting, waiting, and waiting until something comes across. The time appears to be west coast times, so unless he’s from overseas, he (and it is a he) must have no job, life, or girlfriend. So remember, winning at FIRST is a big fail in reality.
Ummm… You know the details of his technique… how?
It’s pretty obvious, actually. XD Just look at the timestamp on the post.
no i once came off the comments page back onto home and there was a new one whchsaid no comment … but by the time i had written a moderatly sized paragragh 2 other people had posted
and outside there was the postman involved in a more interesting anecdote
Yeah, but that means you just happened to be there at the time. Look at the timestamp on this one.
Quick! Everyone, put your attention on him! He’s FIRST!
How awesome is that? You are all lame, he’s first!
You have a hawt girl? Meh, he’s first, he’s better than you!
that makes him le awesome!
fire z missiles!
But I’m le tired…
Well then have a nap
then FIRE ZE MISSILES!
a LE nap
fail
Meh… You just haven’t seen the animation.
AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
OMG we coldnt nevar tell omfg reely?????????lolololol
>> You fail.
wow the amount of people who have replied to the first post is astonashing
This firster really hit the mother lode in goading people into giving responses, didn’t he?
mother lode??? or mother load??? omfg lets sex
Buttsex killed the radio star.
it’s lode. look it up. zen fire ze missiles.
“Number one? You look like number two to me. If you get what I mean.” Score five bonus points each if you can name the movie, character and actor. If you scored all fifteen points you have no life and fail.
Murder By Death… said by Sam Diamond (parodying Sam Spade from Maltese Falcon), who was played by that guy who played Columbo. Peter something-or-other.
looks like a WIN to me …
and btw, it’s Falk, Peter Falk
We have a winner! And you have no life either e.
movie: the matrix
Charector: Neo
actor: who gives a toss
(i hope he’s reading this whoever he is)
Keanu Reeves. That’s the actor.
Almost first… dangit!
Uh.. Maybe it’s not time? Might be one of those radio clocks, and it’s just a FM frequency…
FM frequencies on ‘those radio clocks’ are only available in odd .X frequencies. Higher priced clock radios get into even .X, and also sometimes .X5 frequencies for better tuning capabilities.
this is the one with numbers in spanish. for hispanic people. that read spanish numbers.
allllllright.
there’s a walmart phone call you should look into where the guy asks the lady for an alarm clock with spanish numbers and she checks, and is retarded. u should lewk into.
i fail.
Pretty sure it’s just the time left while someone’s cooking some food… as in you hit “9″ a few times and it counts down from there.
bend o ver and i’ll show you and almost first
We’re talking posting order, not inches.
Hey, I’m sure he has a perfectly acceptable micropeen.
I really hope he didn’t had the alarm set to 10:00.
He might get late to work…
grammar fail!
failme
lol @ people above me all firsting and stuff. That’s like mature. Totally.
The clock shows the actual time. Never been in the twilight zone? At such times, portals open to strange places.
Not a fail.
Its a clock from New Zealand. It’ll count up to 9:80, like every other clock there.
That means that in New Zealand one hour last 80 minutes?? That’s a FAIL!!
Yep. 80 minutes. Except in leap years when they are 79 minutes. Its a bit annoying when you have to change your clock every hour, but you get used to it.
Win.
actual LOL (required cover-up coughing so officemates would not get suspicious)
COMMENT FAIL unfortunatly im from NZ and thats a 10-4 comment fail. In Soviet Russia clocks never stop.
In Soviet Russia, bad grammar has YOU!
they must be in a different timezone…
The twilight-timezone?
Your a fail. In New Zealand the clocks are made of sheep.
You must be from Australia to believe that one. Or really enjoy your alarm clock.