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well at least while small girls are masturbating they also learn Spanish AND LEARN THE RESPONSIBILITY TO HAVE A DOG THAT CAN LICK HER OUT
Uhhhhhhh s-should we be worried about that…?
yikes…that’s disturbing!
Can’t be that great it only takes 2 AAA batteries.
well, it IS for kids.
ya la
Well, it’s for kids, what do you expect?
What the PLUCK is this!? A vibrator for 7-year-olds?????
(Captain Obvious, I know you have something to say to THAT!)
I know this is an old comment, but this thing doesn’t vibrate. Search Dora the Explorer Aquapet Fail Toy on YouTube.
A lot of vibes do take just two AAAs. This could just be a secret Pocket Rocket.
Is this Dora fail or exploration win? 0.o
XD…
Dora the Explorer:
Turning your little girl into a whore one phallic shaped aquapet at a time.
LOL! WIN!!!!
I don’t get it…
The picture or your comment. I don’t understand either of them…
It looks like a penis that clear things up?
the picture is fail because dora is not a pet she is a person you get it now?
“You know that went over at least two people’s desks before it became public.”
You mean under right?
LOL
The above comment is made of win.
He also misspelled “pubic”
i think he actually did mean to spell PUBLIC.
Pun recognition fail
PAHAHAHA.
you win sir!
You won at winning
explore THIS
oh you… kinky Dora!
WOW! it’s an all new dora
wtf
How fail?
This is no fail. How do you know, WHAT she plans to explore?
There is no fail, only Zuul.
*golf clap*
Who´s Zuul?
Maybe Vismund is ‘a little fuzzy on the whole good bad thing’
How can you not know who Zuul is? Look it up. wow
He obviously wasn’t around for the 80s
Probably born in 1992…
have you seen ghostbusters
Well, the name Zuul refers to a demi-god worshipped around 6000 B.C. by the …Hittites, the Mesopotamians and the Sumerians. “Zuul was the Minion of Gozer.” He is sometimes known to inhabit refrigerators!
AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you NEVER SEEN GHOSTBUSTERS????????
You must be a deprived person… u.u… I was born in 95 for Pete’s sake!! WATCH MORE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO?
…
She’s a dog.
(There is no Dora, only ZUUL!)
Ok, i read that and chuckled, so it was hilarious. You win.
don’t look closely at anything; just examine the shape…
Oh.
lol
No. Va-china
Win.
FAILCOM
Age 5+ ???
Those things should be 18+… precocious generation WIN!
hohohoho… The explorer that goes deeper!
…and deeper!…
its a pet
… and pet in French means… fart
…and pet in Hungarian means… penis
– honestly
…where no Dora has ever gone before!
how can you be so sure?
There’s also a Spongebob one. In blue.
Does it squirt when you play with it?
COMMENT WIN
I agree!
indeed
So? Hello Kitty’s been doing stuff like this for decades!
yes, i remember the hello kitty “personal massager.” but you do realize this isn’t really supposed to be a sex toy?
(I do realize that.)
not another suggestivly shapped object these things are boring
i’m rather disappointed in the fails lately… and also disappointed with the comments. they aren’t as entertaining anymore. i kinda miss all those annoying gimmicks.
First half of comment: WIN
Second half of comment: EPIC FAIL
that’d be because they started requiring an e-mail address to post. And i do miss the comments nesting as before. now they’re just in a straight line, how boring
Ever heard of fake mails?
I’m seeing them nested. Maybe it’s a browser thing… ?
FAILSAURUS
Bend over and I’ll show you an annoying gimmick.
aww yeeeeah.
Can i join?
Bend over and Dora’ll show YOU an annoying gimmick.
In Soviet Russia, exploration is a mutual thing.
yay mental scaring
“this looks just like Mommy’s”
Mommy’s one’s bigger.
you should see Daddy’s
LOLOLOL
Comment WIN!
they start them young these days
horriffically terrible
for use in the bath OMFG someone kill it
Look how small it is. Must be made in China.
the “5+” meant inches
Or a factory that they model me with. Im 7 inches.
All I have to say is: “WE DID IT! WE DID IT!”
Lol
Dora, the anal explorer…
In Soviet Russia , toys play you
Could we get this Soviet Russia crap banned too? It’s not funny and it was old the first time around.
But there never fails to be someone feeding them though.
That’s the reason its funny now. It was never really funny to begin with, and it all went down hill from there in terms of stupidity. However, somewhere along the line it reached a stupidity singularity and became funny and witty in an ironic sort of way. Humor physics is weird like that.
its almost like Thats What She Said. It’s just not that funny anymore, because some people overuse it, and then you expect it.
But i definitly LOL’d at the toy plays you xD
Never underestimate a properly placed “What what she said” quip.
thats what she said
In Soviet Russia, crap bans YOU!
In Soviet Russia, you still wouldn’t be funny.
THAT was funny though.
No it wasn’t.
in soviet russia ur not gay
These “jokes” don’t even make sense as there is no soviet Russia anymore! Communism is dead over there! Now if only China and Cuba would get the idea and adopt democracy too.
You seem to have had a funectomy
it’s soviet america
Democracy? With Putin? LMAO
it’s only funny when they get original. when people repeat the same ones over and over again, yeah, it’s not going to be funny.
wow…i dindent know dora exlpored like that, but how should i know, i dont watch her show…i wonder what sex is in spanish
Sexo. Duh. XD
Or Sexa if it’s girls having sex.
Or Sexhuh if you are not sure of the gender.
I lol’d.
Shut up, Chris Crocker.
XD
This should be relabeled Dora the Explore Her.
Comment WIN
That’s where she belongs, if you ask me!
Surely made in China
This video for it is really disturbing.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBS4R28Mic
SWIMS THROUGH ANY CANAL! OMG that video’s narrator must be having the time of his life, saying those things!
is that the real commercial, or is it just some guy who noticed it before us
Phony ad. Look at the distortion on the sizes portion. Funny in a disturbing way though.
I want the soundtrack.
Ba-pa-pa, Ba-ba-pa-pa. Pa-pa-pa, ba-ba-pa-pa…….
It did sound very horror movie-ish. I must be really tired, reading that “–I can’t even type it out I’m laughing so hard.
I’m almost too afraid to click.
Oldity-old-old-old.
But still, if I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me, right?
Thank god it was limited edition.
Small, but FIERCE.
lololololololol
first, next is gay!
fail at being first
ahahahaha, ure gay!
ahahahaha, uruguay!
WIN
u mean urugay… u fail
No. he means, YOU CANNOT SPELL “You’re Gay” right.
Dumbass.
Failure to NOT shape something like a penis. Or, not really a fail at all. This type of fail is getting old. Enough already. Maybe a “everyday things shaped like penises” blog should be created and you can move all this fluff over there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My kids have that toy! LOL! Believe me, I’ve always looked at it and went “FAIL!!!” hahahahahahahahahaha!
oh thtop it, anonyman. be nithe!
How big is that thing?
Get your minds outta the gutter. I’m just curious. *Whistles non-nonchalantly*
In Soviet Russia, Dora explores YOU!
Oh god I lol’d
Best.
Reversal.
Joke.
EVAR!!!!!1one
I can’t breathe and it feels like my throat is cramping.
I think I pissed my pants at reading that one.
FIRST! I hate life!
Golly. Another penis submission. What’s with the fixation on penis shapes and comments? Shit, it’s really starting to piss me off! Weener…out!
Not only the toy looks like a penis, but the base of it looks like a pair of boobs…
Little boys might like it too
Those are balls MrDan
just leave
I have offended you. I am sorry. I try to not to use any words associated with the word “penis”. Sometimes it happens though.
Blap!!!
What can I say, other than…
WHAT THE LIVING PLUCK!!!!!
first!
my pastors 7-year-old daughter wanted that toy… thank goodness the world is short on money nowdays…
Kiss my aura, dora (it’s real angora)
such epicness…
Dora couldn’t find it with both hands and a singing map.
the patrick one is hillllaaarrrioouuusss
witness:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B0014ZVUG8/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous
It looks like a penis!
rosie o’donnell fail
Yeah, that’s Capt Obvious’ job.
Dora the explwhorer
but…why?
failure for dora, success for desperate housewives everywhere?
Win!
I don’t get it…. Dora always looked like male genitals….so what’s different?
LOL! I had one of those when I was little, about two years ago I realized it looked like a sex toy and through it out. xD It used to sing and dance around.
Getting the point of the joke: FAIL.
HAHAHAHAHAH Ages 5+ only please!!!~ hahahahaha
In Soviet Russia, Dora’s inside VIBRATOR!
First!!111
buy me for christmas plxxx
and i want that one
“Squeeze for different phrases and sounds.”
Classic XD
It cums with a copy of Madonna’s book “Sex.”
My little sister has one
Never tought of it.
LOL
And I used to have one of these D:
Not a Dora one, but some blue alien one
say, Mr dino….what was that you said about dora on Slide fail?
btw, CRABS CRABS CRABS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgBvkHwCxJc mike mozart review
My friends little sister had one of these. It was pretty fun, you could push the two little buttons to make it dance. But it got boring after awhile. My friend had a Spongebob one that look cooler.
Dora fails by nature.
I wonder what she will be “exploring”?
dora can swim
uuuuuuh…
they have made tons of versions of the aquapet
so why are you picking on Dora?
RACIST BASTARDS!!!
SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC SPIC JEW SPIC SPIC SPIC
these were replaced because of the shape
Omg ._. seriously, I had this thing when I was little, but not with Dora in it.
but.. it’s pretty!
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