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		<title>By: zogs</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1381449</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[zogs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[psycho door bell]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>psycho door bell</p>
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		<title>By:  </title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-661178</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the fail?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is the fail?</p>
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		<title>By: phoenix mattress</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-648832</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[phoenix mattress]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[good predictor?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good predictor?</p>
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		<title>By: Mia Mia</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-638649</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mia Mia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#039;m probably just being stupid, but can someone explain this fail!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m probably just being stupid, but can someone explain this fail!!</p>
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		<title>By: Digby</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-548040</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Digby]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[except it doesnt make sense. Fail.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>except it doesnt make sense. Fail.</p>
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		<title>By: Qwazzie</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-486058</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Qwazzie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[besides, thats coming from someone with a name like &quot;i&#039;mdumb&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>besides, thats coming from someone with a name like &#8220;i&#8217;mdumb&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-485994</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love you...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-485992</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This fail gave me aids]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This fail gave me aids</p>
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		<title>By: MentalFloss</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-125833</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MentalFloss]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew someone was gonna post that...

*Ba-dum-FAIL!*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew someone was gonna post that&#8230;</p>
<p>*Ba-dum-FAIL!*</p>
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		<title>By: Kurisu</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-57955</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kurisu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Psychics can&#039;t be omniscient 24/7. Their brains probably can&#039;t handle it. (Not implying that they&#039;re stupid or anything. Psychic powers are no substitute for eight hours of sleep (or more, given how quickly they get exhausted using them.))]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Psychics can&#8217;t be omniscient 24/7. Their brains probably can&#8217;t handle it. (Not implying that they&#8217;re stupid or anything. Psychic powers are no substitute for eight hours of sleep (or more, given how quickly they get exhausted using them.))</p>
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		<title>By: ruiz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-44606</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ruiz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[reminds me of when Kramer had the movie phone number... &quot;why don&#039;t you just tell me the name of the movie you&#039;d like to see&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>reminds me of when Kramer had the movie phone number&#8230; &#8220;why don&#8217;t you just tell me the name of the movie you&#8217;d like to see&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Nick Gill</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41838</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick Gill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe a psychic with no arms asked someone to install this button.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe a psychic with no arms asked someone to install this button.</p>
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		<title>By: anonyman</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41633</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[anonyman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ahahaha, you are gay!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahahaha, you are gay!</p>
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		<title>By: Maenad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41550</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maenad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lmao!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lmao!</p>
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		<title>By: Maenad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41548</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maenad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that&#039;s not bad, actually....

the problem comes in defining &#039;mystical abilities&#039;, and I suppose that was a poor choice of words on my part.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s not bad, actually&#8230;.</p>
<p>the problem comes in defining &#8216;mystical abilities&#8217;, and I suppose that was a poor choice of words on my part.</p>
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		<title>By: Malfeasant</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41541</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Malfeasant]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[o the philosophical ramifications...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>o the philosophical ramifications&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Maenad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41538</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maenad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe me, it&#039;s pretty hard to make a living doing what I do, particularly when you&#039;re honest. 

If I wanted to make money, I&#039;d get a job with a consistant income, which actually pays well.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Believe me, it&#8217;s pretty hard to make a living doing what I do, particularly when you&#8217;re honest. </p>
<p>If I wanted to make money, I&#8217;d get a job with a consistant income, which actually pays well.</p>
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		<title>By: Maenad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41532</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maenad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#039;t claim that energy was mysterious, and I did say I agree there&#039;s nothing &#039;special&#039; about it.
Yes, there are all kinds of ways we can perceive things about people based on the way they speak, dress, carry themselves, react to things, etc.
However, those things occur in the client, and are perceived visually, or by listening to them.  
I am suggesting, however, that there are also nonvisual things that one can perceive internally, about others... things that you feel in yourself rather than things you witness in them. 

This has been my experience, but whether or not you share it doesn&#039;t particularly matter, and I don&#039;t particularly feel a need to impress anyone.

I don&#039;t do what I do to impress people, I do what I do because I find people&#039;s lives fascinating, I find Tarot symbolism to be fascinating, and because I enjoy the occasions when people are able to see their lives in new ways, and create positive change for themselves.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t claim that energy was mysterious, and I did say I agree there&#8217;s nothing &#8216;special&#8217; about it.<br />
Yes, there are all kinds of ways we can perceive things about people based on the way they speak, dress, carry themselves, react to things, etc.<br />
However, those things occur in the client, and are perceived visually, or by listening to them.<br />
I am suggesting, however, that there are also nonvisual things that one can perceive internally, about others&#8230; things that you feel in yourself rather than things you witness in them. </p>
<p>This has been my experience, but whether or not you share it doesn&#8217;t particularly matter, and I don&#8217;t particularly feel a need to impress anyone.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t do what I do to impress people, I do what I do because I find people&#8217;s lives fascinating, I find Tarot symbolism to be fascinating, and because I enjoy the occasions when people are able to see their lives in new ways, and create positive change for themselves.</p>
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		<title>By: coyote</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41481</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[coyote]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps the psychic does not have knockers.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps the psychic does not have knockers.</p>
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		<title>By: FtEustisHousingMaintenance</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41469</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FtEustisHousingMaintenance]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m going to believe the best here, its all true, I have no doubts. It&#039;s obvious, you can only call the psychic with the doorbell because its broken...... :-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to believe the best here, its all true, I have no doubts. It&#8217;s obvious, you can only call the psychic with the doorbell because its broken&#8230;&#8230; <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41411</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*bash &quot;psychic&quot; in head* 
didn&#039;t see that comin didja?
HA YOU FAIL TWICE]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*bash &#8220;psychic&#8221; in head*<br />
didn&#8217;t see that comin didja?<br />
HA YOU FAIL TWICE</p>
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		<title>By: spike</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41405</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spike]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[**looks up from taking notes**
**nod nod**
**returns to taking notes**]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>**looks up from taking notes**<br />
**nod nod**<br />
**returns to taking notes**</p>
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		<title>By: Weener</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41376</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Weener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Muhammad The Camel Guy, you have educated and entertained me by condensing Maenad&#039;s six-paragraph explanation of client energy into two or three simple sentences.  

I now understand Tarot card reader &gt; client energy flow much better now.  Thank you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Muhammad The Camel Guy, you have educated and entertained me by condensing Maenad&#8217;s six-paragraph explanation of client energy into two or three simple sentences.  </p>
<p>I now understand Tarot card reader &gt; client energy flow much better now.  Thank you.</p>
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		<title>By: ThatGirl</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41344</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ThatGirl]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;What people FAIL to understand is that anyone who actually claims to know ANYTHING through some kind of mystical ability is a fraud…&quot;

There.  Fixed it for you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;What people FAIL to understand is that anyone who actually claims to know ANYTHING through some kind of mystical ability is a fraud…&#8221;</p>
<p>There.  Fixed it for you.</p>
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		<title>By: LouZha</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41292</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LouZha]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dammit, i just KNEW theyd have a ringer instead of a knocker!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dammit, i just KNEW theyd have a ringer instead of a knocker!</p>
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		<title>By: Seth</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41284</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Seth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But that&#039;s not some mysterious energy, that&#039;s your empathy picking up on other people&#039;s very tangible and physical cues, from body language to facial expression. Nothing special about it. Pick up on their &#039;energy&#039; when you can&#039;t actually see or hear them and then I&#039;ll be impressed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But that&#8217;s not some mysterious energy, that&#8217;s your empathy picking up on other people&#8217;s very tangible and physical cues, from body language to facial expression. Nothing special about it. Pick up on their &#8216;energy&#8217; when you can&#8217;t actually see or hear them and then I&#8217;ll be impressed.</p>
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		<title>By: spike</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41264</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[spike]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[heh]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heh</p>
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		<title>By: Cloral</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41250</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cloral]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*rimshot*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*rimshot*</p>
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		<title>By: Cloral</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41248</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cloral]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only people who don&#039;t understand what a psychic is are the people who actually pay to hear their bullshit.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only people who don&#8217;t understand what a psychic is are the people who actually pay to hear their bullshit.</p>
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		<title>By: raelalt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41092</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[raelalt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best definition of a psychic yet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best definition of a psychic yet.</p>
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		<title>By: Muhammad The Camel Guy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41079</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Muhammad The Camel Guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weener.  The client&#039;s energy is in their wallet.  You have to get that energy out of their wallet and into yours.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weener.  The client&#8217;s energy is in their wallet.  You have to get that energy out of their wallet and into yours.</p>
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		<title>By: Muhammad The Camel Guy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-41074</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Muhammad The Camel Guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No dip-shit, that&#039;s his &quot;intangible essence in that moment.&quot;  Pay attention.  Some of us are here to learn.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No dip-shit, that&#8217;s his &#8220;intangible essence in that moment.&#8221;  Pay attention.  Some of us are here to learn.</p>
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		<title>By: stfu</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40838</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stfu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I KNEW you were gonna say that!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I KNEW you were gonna say that!</p>
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		<title>By: anonyman</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40828</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[anonyman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[first, next is gay!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>first, next is gay!</p>
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		<title>By: rxvt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40766</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rxvt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Premonition&quot; isn&#039;t quite the right word.  I would suggest &quot;﻿prescience fail&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Premonition&#8221; isn&#8217;t quite the right word.  I would suggest &#8220;﻿prescience fail&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Paper Aeroplane</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40756</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paper Aeroplane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[downhill fails these recent ones.

dont fly me]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>downhill fails these recent ones.</p>
<p>dont fly me</p>
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		<title>By: gtfelix</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40743</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY!!! i was gonna do dat you musta red mai mind]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEY!!! i was gonna do dat you musta red mai mind</p>
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		<title>By: coyote</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40742</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[coyote]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This whole thing is so predictable.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This whole thing is so predictable.</p>
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		<title>By: limez0r</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40739</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in soviet america YOU tell your future to the psychic]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in soviet america YOU tell your future to the psychic</p>
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		<title>By: MarkFL</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40738</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I come out of work, there are flyers and business cards on my car. Sometimes there is one from a psychic who apparently can&#039;t predict that I will just throw the card away.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whenever I come out of work, there are flyers and business cards on my car. Sometimes there is one from a psychic who apparently can&#8217;t predict that I will just throw the card away.</p>
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		<title>By: MarkFL</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40736</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MarkFL]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overanalyzing the joke = fail.]]></description>
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		<title>By: SmuuthCriminal</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40729</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SmuuthCriminal]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[use of the occult FAIL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>use of the occult FAIL</p>
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		<title>By: Maenad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40726</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maenad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean that when I am sitting there with the person I&#039;m doing the reading for, if I pay attention with openness, I can generally perceive things about the person. For me, this is usually reflected in emotion, though I do believe that energy and emotions are different things... 
I find energy hard to explain, but I think of it like a bit of a person&#039;s intangible essence in that moment. What&#039;s happening to someone on an energetic level is a product of what&#039;s happening on all the other levels (physical, intellectual, emotional) and vice versa.

So maybe as I&#039;m shuffling the cards when we begin, I&#039;ll have a feeling of being overwhelmed, or of grief, or playfulness, or restriction; and it&#039;s not mine, it&#039;s something that the client is projecting, and I am picking up on it.
The person&#039;s energy is also reflected in their cards themselves... cards don&#039;t just look mean things intellectually via the symbolism, they can also -feel- like things.
 
I don&#039;t think this is a special gift or ability either, I think anybody can do it.
If the word &#039;energy&#039; sounds too hoakey for you, you can call it something else, but I think that everyone and everything has a certain energy, that can be picked up on if you are just open. 

Here&#039;s an example that most people can relate to... 
imagine that some people have just had a fight, and you walk into the room immediately after, and without even looking at the people, or before anybody says anything, you might feel something of the tension hanging in the air.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mean that when I am sitting there with the person I&#8217;m doing the reading for, if I pay attention with openness, I can generally perceive things about the person. For me, this is usually reflected in emotion, though I do believe that energy and emotions are different things&#8230;<br />
I find energy hard to explain, but I think of it like a bit of a person&#8217;s intangible essence in that moment. What&#8217;s happening to someone on an energetic level is a product of what&#8217;s happening on all the other levels (physical, intellectual, emotional) and vice versa.</p>
<p>So maybe as I&#8217;m shuffling the cards when we begin, I&#8217;ll have a feeling of being overwhelmed, or of grief, or playfulness, or restriction; and it&#8217;s not mine, it&#8217;s something that the client is projecting, and I am picking up on it.<br />
The person&#8217;s energy is also reflected in their cards themselves&#8230; cards don&#8217;t just look mean things intellectually via the symbolism, they can also -feel- like things.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think this is a special gift or ability either, I think anybody can do it.<br />
If the word &#8216;energy&#8217; sounds too hoakey for you, you can call it something else, but I think that everyone and everything has a certain energy, that can be picked up on if you are just open. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example that most people can relate to&#8230;<br />
imagine that some people have just had a fight, and you walk into the room immediately after, and without even looking at the people, or before anybody says anything, you might feel something of the tension hanging in the air.</p>
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		<title>By: hymen</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40713</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[hymen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First!</p>
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		<title>By: twilight faery</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40706</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[twilight faery]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think he was mocking another poster, not asking what it meant.  Get your head out of your ass.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he was mocking another poster, not asking what it meant.  Get your head out of your ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Weener</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40695</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Weener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will you please explain exactly what you mean by: &quot;When I do readings,... (I)see what I can feel of the client’s energy...?&quot;  WTF is a client&#039;s energy?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will you please explain exactly what you mean by: &#8220;When I do readings,&#8230; (I)see what I can feel of the client’s energy&#8230;?&#8221;  WTF is a client&#8217;s energy?</p>
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		<title>By: jamisings</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40687</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jamisings]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s still funny. I mean, it&#039;s like Syliva Brown not knowing you were dropping in to visit her.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s still funny. I mean, it&#8217;s like Syliva Brown not knowing you were dropping in to visit her.</p>
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		<title>By: jen</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40671</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[maenad - that&#039;s what I was getting at.  I totally agree with you, this isn&#039;t a fail at all except on the part of stupid people who don&#039;t understand what a psychic is and is not.  (Psychic is much shorter for putting on a little doorbell sign by the way, so I would understand using that term there rather than maybe even that person&#039;s preferred title)  An actual &quot;premonition&quot; is not likely to be about anyone coming to the door for their appointment.  Lame fail, IMO...not even really funny if you try to just go with it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maenad &#8211; that&#8217;s what I was getting at.  I totally agree with you, this isn&#8217;t a fail at all except on the part of stupid people who don&#8217;t understand what a psychic is and is not.  (Psychic is much shorter for putting on a little doorbell sign by the way, so I would understand using that term there rather than maybe even that person&#8217;s preferred title)  An actual &#8220;premonition&#8221; is not likely to be about anyone coming to the door for their appointment.  Lame fail, IMO&#8230;not even really funny if you try to just go with it.</p>
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		<title>By: Me.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40670</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Me.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You made me laugh. Your comment = win.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You made me laugh. Your comment = win.</p>
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		<title>By: Weener</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2008/07/20/premonition-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-40659</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Weener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sign appears cut off, after the word &quot;only&quot;.  It&#039;s rounded on top, flat on the bottom.  Perhaps it had more information at one time such as:

Ring doorbell for psychic only...if you have made an appointment. Which might make sense; the so-called psychic probably would not want &quot;ding-dong&quot; to interrupt a serious bullshit session, and keep paying idiots from coming back.  But now the sign might mean:  &quot;All idiots are now welcome, including walk-ins, business sucks&quot;.  Just before typing, I reloaded, and wallah! A Tarrot card reader (Maenad) comes in here and mentions the word &quot;appointment&quot;.  It&#039;s psychic, man!

But what I prefer the sign to have said is:  Ring doorbell for psychic only...if you like pancakes. 

On a side note,  that looks like one of those cheesy-ass door bell sets you can get at a dollar store.  RF signal activated with watch battery powered button and crappy sounding ding-donger.  Don&#039;t ever buy one of those.  In fact, try to stay out of those damn stores, unless you just need paper plates or some ass wipe.  There should be a law against price tagging pure shit.  Crappy antifreeze flavored Chinese toothpaste and stupid sounding ding-dongers and all.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sign appears cut off, after the word &#8220;only&#8221;.  It&#8217;s rounded on top, flat on the bottom.  Perhaps it had more information at one time such as:</p>
<p>Ring doorbell for psychic only&#8230;if you have made an appointment. Which might make sense; the so-called psychic probably would not want &#8220;ding-dong&#8221; to interrupt a serious bullshit session, and keep paying idiots from coming back.  But now the sign might mean:  &#8220;All idiots are now welcome, including walk-ins, business sucks&#8221;.  Just before typing, I reloaded, and wallah! A Tarrot card reader (Maenad) comes in here and mentions the word &#8220;appointment&#8221;.  It&#8217;s psychic, man!</p>
<p>But what I prefer the sign to have said is:  Ring doorbell for psychic only&#8230;if you like pancakes. </p>
<p>On a side note,  that looks like one of those cheesy-ass door bell sets you can get at a dollar store.  RF signal activated with watch battery powered button and crappy sounding ding-donger.  Don&#8217;t ever buy one of those.  In fact, try to stay out of those damn stores, unless you just need paper plates or some ass wipe.  There should be a law against price tagging pure shit.  Crappy antifreeze flavored Chinese toothpaste and stupid sounding ding-dongers and all.</p>
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