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i predict that you fail
It wouldn’t be my first.
haha nice
I saw that coming! *ba-dum-tsh!*
Hate to admit it, but this one really made me laugh XD
heheh… it was so bad it was good, then! ha!
HEY!!! i was gonna do dat you musta red mai mind
I KNEW you were gonna say that!
I knew someone was gonna post that…
*Ba-dum-FAIL!*
But what the picture doesn’t say, is that the psychic was in fact deaf.
o the philosophical ramifications…
why am I here? I fail… I should go back to sleep…
bend over and I’ll show you sleep
In soviet russia sleep shows you!
You made me laugh. Your comment = win.
*Someone opens door*
Oh my God, I totally knew that was going to happen!
*bash “psychic” in head*
didn’t see that comin didja?
HA YOU FAIL TWICE
i predict you are about to waste a lot of money
please push the bell if u already DEAD!!
Right…..
But if you’re psychic, why would you even NEED a doorbell? Sheesh…..
Good job! Dang you’re a smart one.
Actually I thought that there were two people in the same (what, room, building, office?) and you could either walk in and see the attorney, or ring the bell and let the psychic know she needs to get up off her ass and anwer the door. Of course, I read too much into it, so maybe I should just let it drop.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Exactly, that’s the point. Why would the psychic need the doorbell? Who cares how many other offices are there. The psychic should KNOW. You didn’t read too much into it, you just got the joke… give yourself a pat on the back.
I’m stuck on “Only.” Ring bell for Psychic…Only. So, you don’t ring it for anyone else? Is the water-head Psychic the only one there who doesn’t have premonition skills? This is more confusing than Michael Jackson’s sexuality.
XD
The sign appears cut off, after the word “only”. It’s rounded on top, flat on the bottom. Perhaps it had more information at one time such as:
Ring doorbell for psychic only…if you have made an appointment. Which might make sense; the so-called psychic probably would not want “ding-dong” to interrupt a serious bullshit session, and keep paying idiots from coming back. But now the sign might mean: “All idiots are now welcome, including walk-ins, business sucks”. Just before typing, I reloaded, and wallah! A Tarrot card reader (Maenad) comes in here and mentions the word “appointment”. It’s psychic, man!
But what I prefer the sign to have said is: Ring doorbell for psychic only…if you like pancakes.
On a side note, that looks like one of those cheesy-ass door bell sets you can get at a dollar store. RF signal activated with watch battery powered button and crappy sounding ding-donger. Don’t ever buy one of those. In fact, try to stay out of those damn stores, unless you just need paper plates or some ass wipe. There should be a law against price tagging pure shit. Crappy antifreeze flavored Chinese toothpaste and stupid sounding ding-dongers and all.
In Soviet Russia , ring bell pushes you
Alright, lets get the other retard comments out of the way since you got the ball rolling. First! Photoshopped. Bend over and I’ll show you Soviet Russia. Moving on…
No, U
never heard of a russian reversal?
You dont know whats a “No, U” reply? ; )
C wut i did thar?
Yes, I saw it. You failed, and it was mildly entertaining.
Makes you a bit leery of doing business with this psychic, huh?
I think someone was supposed to say “bend over and I’ll show you business”, now…
@Elvis, well done. Well done.
“I’m having deja vu and amnesia at the same time — I have forgotten this before.”
Get-R-Done… before you forget you you’ve forgotten this before.
aha…3 re-loads later I can see it, however I don’t seem to get it. Normally not a stupid person or anything. “Ring bell for psychic only” seems a little awkward grammatically, but it makes sense to me. There are probably other doorbells nearby, and people coming to see the psychic are being directed where to ring, those coming to see the others…where not to. Explain??
Well, see, Jen (And Reese right after me, I suppose), once again, the fail here would be that a psychic should not NEED to be rung. He/She should already know that someone is coming before they arrive–that’s kinda the point, see. Would you want to go to a psychic to have your future predicted only to arrive and realize that he/she had no idea you were coming at all, and needed to be alerted to your presence? Doesn’t put much stock in his or her vision of your future, now, does it?
I don’t fully get this… Is it that the psychic runs multiple businesses as a scam?
Yes. Thats EXACTLY what it is. You figured it out! You should TOTALLY become a PI.
hmm…it would help if you knew what “premonition” meant…….
Hey alex, you’re on the internet. Take the ten seconds to look up the word at any number of online dictionaries, you dumbass.
I think he was mocking another poster, not asking what it meant. Get your head out of your ass.
“I know that you are here. I know that you pressed the bell. I know you think i’m bullshitting you that I know everything. You’re not here to decide if you can trust me. You’re here to understand why I know everything.”
No I have no clue why you understand everything, I want you to tell me my future and if I’ll die trying to kill the bad people.
IT’S HIGH TIME!!!
I don’t think it is a fail. A psychic doesn’t claim to know everything that happens in the future.
Chandler, I knew it was you.
Or maybe only a psychic can ring the bell…..Anyone ever thought of that?
Maybe if the person who wrote it learnt English the day before…
Being realistic about what service a psychic is actually able to provide, FAIL.
I work as a professional Tarot card reader.
I hate the word ‘psychic’, and don’t use it in reference to myself, but there are many people in similar professions who use the word psychic to describe all sorts of different kinds of readings. Some of them are fraudulent, and some of them provide useful services.
Once, a woman called my work to make an appointment. I asked for her name and phone number (so that I could call her if I was running late, for example), and she said, “if you were really psychic, you would know!!” and hung up. This woman was an idiot.
What people FAIL to understand is that anyone who actually claims to know EVERYTHING through some kind of mystical ability is a fraud…
Most readers interpret symbols using divination tools, or they might ask their guides to provide them with information, or they talk to talk to dead people, or maybe they have visions or intuitive flashes. They are not omnipotent.
When I do readings, I interpret layouts of Tarot cards, see what I can feel of the client’s energy, and I create dialogue with them about their life.
I don’t know everything about the person, I don’t read minds, and I believe that the way their future unfolds is based on their own choices and attitudes.
I would recommend that if you go to see any sort of ‘psychic’, you ask them what they ACTUALLY do, rather than having an expectation of what the word psychic means to them, only to find that your own definition doesn’t quite add up to the same thing.
I would imagine that if someone really had the gift of knowing everything that was going to happen, they would find a way to come into large sums of money (like buying the right stocks), rather than making a shitty living doing readings for people.
Rant WIN!
Thank heaven you’re a professional Tarot card reader, not some kind of unreliable amateur who can’t really predict stuff.
heh
tldr
maenad - that’s what I was getting at. I totally agree with you, this isn’t a fail at all except on the part of stupid people who don’t understand what a psychic is and is not. (Psychic is much shorter for putting on a little doorbell sign by the way, so I would understand using that term there rather than maybe even that person’s preferred title) An actual “premonition” is not likely to be about anyone coming to the door for their appointment. Lame fail, IMO…not even really funny if you try to just go with it.
The only people who don’t understand what a psychic is are the people who actually pay to hear their bullshit.
It’s still funny. I mean, it’s like Syliva Brown not knowing you were dropping in to visit her.
Will you please explain exactly what you mean by: “When I do readings,… (I)see what I can feel of the client’s energy…?” WTF is a client’s energy?
I mean that when I am sitting there with the person I’m doing the reading for, if I pay attention with openness, I can generally perceive things about the person. For me, this is usually reflected in emotion, though I do believe that energy and emotions are different things…
I find