move to Wales, UK and you will see these in every supermarket – they are very popular and have been for many many many years. So much for Mr Knowitall eh!
Used to be called Brain’s Faggots (no Mr) but then along came Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encaephalopothy(sp?)) and they had to change the name so people didn’t think they were actually made of brains.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the anus of a partner. The semen is ejaculated into the anus via anal sex. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Felching can also mean the licking or sucking of another person’s anus, may involve the use of a plastic straw and is similar to the act of a rimjob (anilingus) [1].
speaking of cum here is an interesting joke i read yesterday
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.” So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue… salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys…smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks…this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?” She smiles widely at him and says, “Blow Job Revenge.”
Ok, sorry for the spamming here, but I was trying to put little arrows pointing left and right in the last two posts (The ‘handy guide’ I referenced) but apparently they became invisible…..like a bicycle.
Brains Faggots have been amusing British schoolkids with their unfortunate name for decades now. Fail on you, Yank-type-people, for not knowing about them sooner.
Well, I live in the West Country, and can confirm that faggots are very popular here. Not the Mr Brains ones, though, as they’re shit. And there’s no such thing as West Country sauce.
Additionally, I suspect the box in the bottom right is actually a ‘cumberland sausage ring’, rather than just a big ol’ box o’ cum.
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
Yes, most everyone knows that faggot means something different to the British, but its still funny. I know that fanny is a british slang term that means vagina, and that makes the American term “fanny pack” hilarious.
Tune in next comment when I explain what humor is.
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
This is going to appear twice, and I will look like a fool.
I grew up in Devon in England and I LOVE these. I suppose I’m just so used to the name I never thought it was odd. They’re like pork liver/meatballs in gravy. I have em in a big Yorkshire pudding with mushrooms..mMMMMMmmmmmm
I can just see myself now the next time I pull into McDonalds for breakfast in England.
“I’ll have the Mc-pork Mc-liver meatballs with gravy, and order of pudding with mushrooms. And can you add some faggots to that order?” I’m in particularly feminine mood this morning. I need a big fat faggot in my mouth right now!
Fanny bags being funny is universal. If I was abducted by aliens, and they were wearing fanny bags, I’d have to drop an off color joke. But, what’s so funny about Randy? That’s a good-ole’ boy, red-blooded American name right there. When I hear “Randy” it makes me think of the truck driver who delivered them pork faggots. What comes to mind when you hear the name “Randy?”
Obviously not at all fake
Look at all the people from England chiming in
It’s just a different usage of the word faggot.
Strangely there are MANY uses and the American colloquialism, and rather rude way of referring to homosexuals I might add, is NOT the main one nor the first way it was used in the least.
Really? REALLY? Why is all the humor sucked out of this site? “No no no, this is clearly not the other meaning of that word, so there is nothing odd about this at all.” So you just don’t get irony either? Nor puns?
dude, calm down, we’re just a bit close to it to see that its a bit weird, we were all brought up with these so we just know them.
Its no different when we see a bus with ‘Fucker’ on it but to the country with the ‘Fucker’ bus company (sorry, I dont know which country it was) its no big deal cos they know it means something else.
You cant laugh at the name of something ‘foreign’ meaning something else to us and then be offended by people laughing at something in our country, thats not really on, old sport, eh?
Even spotted dick raises a titter amongst us brits, especially the kids when they get it as school, cos its funny in a completely childish way which makes it brilliant.
It’s a German company actually (the Fücker coach). But the area they’re from is very close to the Belgium border, so I’m sure they’re seen there often too.
Oh sweet lord. A fellow in Britain actually sent me a picture of such a box he owned. I was always amused, not by the name of the food, but that they decided to put the 4 in the same line.
Pork 4 F*ggots. Says a little something about everyone in the UK, doesn’t it?
Excellent! As a “Yank” I think this is quite funny, but I’m also glad I learned something about our friends across the pond’s word usage as well. (Also very glad to hear about the “Cumberland sausages” – but that was funny in the picture, too.)
I was always amused by the word “cockmaster” which appeared quite often in England. It’s a tennis match or something i think, but it showed up an inordinate number of times.
i live in England and i’ve never heard off it my best guesses it would be the badminton equivilent of ball boy or somone who looks ofter male chickens (cockrals or cocks for short)
shut up you yank spaz. remember, in American dollars 4 pork faggots cost about $800000000.00 or 99p.
Its kind of weird that the word ‘faggot’ on a box of…pork faggots is funny enough to get on here? Or is it that the brand is Mr Brain’s? I dont get it. If it was like Mr Cockbreath’s Bull Testicles or something id get it.
I always smile when I see them in the shop. You’d think I’d have grown up a bit by now.
Although, I’ve heard they’re delicious. But I don’t eat meat so I have never tried them.
Interesting how a word that means “bundle of sticks” came to mean “meatball” in the UK and be a nasty term for male homosexual in the US. Language is a funny thing.
well i don’t know what you’re going to eat when you become a zombie, but i’m set! no more having to hunt around for dinner, just a simple trip and stumble to your grocer’s freezer.
anony mouse: Lol fanny basically means vagina in Britain, that’s the meaning of the word for us.
Apparently it’s a name some people have in America, especially in certain generations? That’s frankly hilarious for some Brits. To us you’re just calling your baby “Vagina”.
I find these pork balls funny, and I am British myself. I also used to find spotted sick funny when I was a child at school, for example at lunch we would try to alter the words on the chalkboard menu to something rude, when it was spotted dick we had nothing to do, we just giggled.
For hundreds of years there has been a food in england called faggots, you twatty yanks just turned it into a swear word. It’s not politically incorrect in the slightest your country is just retarded.
and the other package is a cumberland pie, which is shepherds pie made from beef not lamb
GADZOOKS! We have another humor-impaired reader, boys! Sound the sirens!!
*whEEEE-oo…whEEEE-oo…whEEEEE-oo……*
Don’t worry! Someone from the National Association for the Humor Impaired will be here soon! They have very advanced technology that can unstuff that shirt and pry that superior sneer from your lip…you’ll be all right!
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed the cut off job at the bottom right of the picture with “cum” haha. Then again, if I had footage of when I worked at Pocono Downs, they had a horse named “Cum On Windswept”. Racing horse name fail if I ever saw one.
Just because the word ‘faggot’ is often used for a new and erroneous definition these days (a bit like ‘wicked’ and ‘cool’ does not make this packaging fail. Faggots are, as this packaging correctly says, a traditional pork recipe that originates in the south west of England and is not dissimilar to meatballs.
It works the other way as well, with Americanisms which are screamingly funny to Brits. Pity the poor Yank who comes here called Randy, and as for the different meanings of fanny….
obviously fake, almost every single FAIL on this site is fake, pisses me off cuz i wanna see the real stupidity of humanity not what people cook up in photoshop.
Does nobody read posts fro the beginning? The 2nd entry tells you it’s cumberland sausage and no it’s not a fake – if you read about halfway up there’s a wikipedia link!
Yep, ‘faggot’ has a diffrent meaning in the UK, as does fag… which is a cigarette or a servant at a public school (a public school being a very expensive private school).
The reverse is true of the word wanker – innocuous in the US, offensive in the UK
My Dad used to love eating these pork faggots, what with him being a West Country boy and all. I never understood why he liked them, they’re foul.
Also, on a side note, I find myself quite surprised at how something with the word ‘faggot’ in could create such a long and repetitive discussion, mainly based around how funny the word ‘faggot’ is and how it means ‘gay’.
Dear me.
Next time you’re in London, be sure to pick up a delicious late-night dinner from a Brain’s Faggots stall on Hampstead Heath. They also do cottage pies, and, if you’re lucky, a bit of cumberland sausage. Just ask a local.
i’ve tryed these before. i admit they were slightly dissapointing.
they lacked the pieces of tough gristle and stray pieces of plastic you get in proper faggots.
Holy shit if one more person says photoshop, explains what a faggot is, or says something about a fanny i will shoot them, well i would shoot my computer, well it a school computer and u don’t have a gun, but i’ll think of something
Choose The Worst Name:
Option A – Mr. Brain’s
Option B – Pork Faggots
FAIL !!!!!
These are delicious…..NOM NOM NOM NOM
(As for the “Cum” – it only works if you ignore the “berland Sausage” part of the box lol
this is like most pictures here is a fake.
it fails because it is such a lame fake.
look at the side of the box for the real name you pork faggots
They are real, i used to work in the co-op and thye sell them.
Very tasty.
They definitely real! They are a very popular UK traditional frozen food. Even we think the name is weird and pretty disgusting.
Oh yeah, all that traditional frozen food we have, go back to your box! The best one’s are fresh from the butchers or made yourself.
This is not a fail as the recipe is centuries old, and outdates the the raping of the landmass now occupied by US of A.
Think the OP has comprehension of cultures outside of the US fail
I can confirm these are real – my sister appeared in the TV advert for them in the 80’s.
Oy, Mr. knowitall, turn’s out you know f*ck all… These are real, they’re from England. Do a google search if you want!!!
move to Wales, UK and you will see these in every supermarket – they are very popular and have been for many many many years. So much for Mr Knowitall eh!
Damn right their everywhere here
Best ones you can get though are from the local butchers in my village!
Knowitall: Name Fail
Well Played Sir
They are real, i have some in my freezer!
Me too! High five! =D
Do i get for being in belly?
ulcers
they are awesome we have them here in englad
Lol, they’re real. Look at this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
Next time when in doubt use google.
lalzor
This is actually real… and consider that it could be worse: It could be “Mr Faggot’s Pork Brains…”
And yes, they’re rather delicious, too… But try telling an American, “I like eating faggots”, and you’re heading for trouble!
not fake dickhead very famous in Britain so shhhhh
YA WTF
despite the name they are REALY nice! but then again yanks wouldnt know tasty if it shot up their ass!!! CANAD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, AMERIC rules!
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Just kidding.
It’s actually POLAN that rules. =D
National pride FAIL….
Ignorance WIN
You clearly missed the joke.
Are you from MONG?
You guys are freaking out, but pork faggots are a british meatball dish that incorporate several parts of the pig, including several organs.
Used to be called Brain’s Faggots (no Mr) but then along came Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encaephalopothy(sp?)) and they had to change the name so people didn’t think they were actually made of brains.
Better than Mr. Faggot’s pork brains.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the anus of a partner. The semen is ejaculated into the anus via anal sex. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Felching can also mean the licking or sucking of another person’s anus, may involve the use of a plastic straw and is similar to the act of a rimjob (anilingus) [1].
um…thanks..?
O_o… Mr. Brains!
…Sidenote: Forgot to type in my email the first time..
Wait a sec, I see some package saying “Cum” in the bottom right corner. Isn’t that a more interresting fail?
you’re right….i guess they are better together. lol
They’re probably Cumberland Sausages – another English tradition.
Cumberland sausages kickass! I have some in my freezer. Makes you proud to be British eh?
Hm, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
hmmmm that’s interesting….wikipedia information-wins again
the same box is in the article now
(if double post, blame blog)
Seriously – wtf?
PS. FIRST
This “first” thing is so fucking old….get over it.
the “Mr Brain’s” part just makes it worse.
Or better…
And no one noticed the “Waitrose CUM” on the right bottom corner?
Hehe. First, btw.
proberly cumberland sausage
faggott is an old English slang word for meatball it’s about 60 years out of date
yeah, we used to call gay people meatballs. didn’t catch on too well.
probally cuberland sausage
faggott is a 60 yr out off date English slang word
Did you ever stop to think there is more to that word?
CUMberland pie you fucking dipshit…
DUH… Cumberland pie here is also popular…
Seriously – wtf?
And in the bottom left corner it has a box which says : “Waitrose CUM”. Unintentional, but lolsome.
PS. First.
speaking of cum here is an interesting joke i read yesterday
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.” So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue… salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys…smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks…this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?” She smiles widely at him and says, “Blow Job Revenge.”
heheheh thats awesome! hahaha
BTW, this drink is REALLY called a Cement Mixer, and it IS as foul as it sounds!
I was gonna say…that’s definitely a Cement Mixer. I like the name “Blowjob Revenge” better though, lol!
I love British slang food names cause there really just is so much wonderful humor.
Handedness fail.
Dyslexia win. box is in bottom right.
Keep this guide handy for future refference
Ok, sorry for the spamming here, but I was trying to put little arrows pointing left and right in the last two posts (The ‘handy guide’ I referenced) but apparently they became invisible…..like a bicycle.
<—left right—>
like this?
Frost Shock ! First !
This “first” thing is old, get over it.
That’s not a fail. That’s British English.
It’s a fail to the Americans!
Humorless commenter is humorless
rarrrr
Yuk.. Sounds sf-like
with a side of pea…
Fail
I love the “rich west country sauce”, like that makes it better.
bend over and i’ll show you my rich west country sauce
There is also another interesting packet in the bottom right.
You win
Appears to be flash frozen cum. Mmmmmm Just like mom used to make.
It was always a bit too salty for me…
i preffer old mama’s baked cumlets
In Soviet Russia, the faggots pork YOU.
This comment is so full of win. Two thumbs up!
Haha, awesome.
Wouldn’t that be DAD used to make?
Picture taking win?
(no Soviet Russia jokes above me, please)
Brains Faggots have been amusing British schoolkids with their unfortunate name for decades now. Fail on you, Yank-type-people, for not knowing about them sooner.
Well, I live in the West Country, and can confirm that faggots are very popular here. Not the Mr Brains ones, though, as they’re shit. And there’s no such thing as West Country sauce.
Additionally, I suspect the box in the bottom right is actually a ‘cumberland sausage ring’, rather than just a big ol’ box o’ cum.
“cumberland sausage ring” I know a guy that had one on his penis. Oh sorry I mean sausage since you like to use that word.
I hope to God that it’s a cumberland sausage
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
That’s what they call meatballs in England. This isn’t so much a fail as it is a cultural reference.
And yes, they also call cigarettes faggots as well.
cigarettes are fags. not faggots.
Yeah Shakespeare never wrote comedies with double entendres
nah
Bard WIN!
Yes, most everyone knows that faggot means something different to the British, but its still funny. I know that fanny is a british slang term that means vagina, and that makes the American term “fanny pack” hilarious.
Tune in next comment when I explain what humor is.
Fags or ciggies. Not faggots! And we don’t call all meatballs faggots.
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
This is going to appear twice, and I will look like a fool.
Wow, deja v–oh wait. I DID see that before.
It did appear twice. But I did not look like a fool. Phew.
If you knew it was going to appear twice, then why did you post it twice?
Are you sure?
wtf? What is that even supposed to be?
Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots! They’re FABULOUS!
Mr. Brain’ Pork F*ggots. They’re FABULOUS!
Correction, fagulous.
I don’t see the fail here, fagots are mince balls with herbs and spices
It’s American slang for a homosexual, so I deduce that you are probably British.
I had to read the comments to work out what the fail was here >.> We used to have faggots with Sunday Lunch every week. Very tasty they are too.
I grew up in Devon in England and I LOVE these. I suppose I’m just so used to the name I never thought it was odd. They’re like pork liver/meatballs in gravy. I have em in a big Yorkshire pudding with mushrooms..mMMMMMmmmmmm
Thanks Desi.
I can just see myself now the next time I pull into McDonalds for breakfast in England.
“I’ll have the Mc-pork Mc-liver meatballs with gravy, and order of pudding with mushrooms. And can you add some faggots to that order?” I’m in particularly feminine mood this morning. I need a big fat faggot in my mouth right now!
It works both ways. Brits thing fanny bags and anyone called Randy is very funny indeed.
Fanny bags being funny is universal. If I was abducted by aliens, and they were wearing fanny bags, I’d have to drop an off color joke. But, what’s so funny about Randy? That’s a good-ole’ boy, red-blooded American name right there. When I hear “Randy” it makes me think of the truck driver who delivered them pork faggots. What comes to mind when you hear the name “Randy?”
randy = horny
This is from the same country that brought the world Spotted Dick. Food, it seems, is another area where the British have a twisted sense if humor.
I think this might be located in Britain or the UK, since over there they actually call meatballs faggots.
Just so you know.
Geography fail. Britain is in the UK.
Cultural reference fail. Faggots are a type of meatball, like spaghetti is a type of pasta. We still call them meatballs.
That sent me to Wiki. It’s worse than it sounds.
We had a saying in the Marine Corps about our chow:
“MMM! That’s just like Mom used to make!
Except, of course, that Mom didn’t shit in it.”
Fake
Obviously not at all fake
Look at all the people from England chiming in
It’s just a different usage of the word faggot.
Strangely there are MANY uses and the American colloquialism, and rather rude way of referring to homosexuals I might add, is NOT the main one nor the first way it was used in the least.
its an old english dish, your just showing your cultural moronicness by making fun of this. where do you think the homophobic slur came from?
oh we also have a dish called ’spotted dick’ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick) do you want to make fun of that as well whist we are here?
Alex, I’ll take “Thin-skinned Britts for $200″
The answer is “He spottted dick”
Alex, “What did the English faggot do?
Of course we want to make fun of it!
Really? REALLY? Why is all the humor sucked out of this site? “No no no, this is clearly not the other meaning of that word, so there is nothing odd about this at all.” So you just don’t get irony either? Nor puns?
Get a life.
My boyfriend had a spotted dick.
till you eated it off
You mean, till you “ate” it off.
Nay I just like chow on it like beef jerky.
dude, calm down, we’re just a bit close to it to see that its a bit weird, we were all brought up with these so we just know them.
Its no different when we see a bus with ‘Fucker’ on it but to the country with the ‘Fucker’ bus company (sorry, I dont know which country it was) its no big deal cos they know it means something else.
You cant laugh at the name of something ‘foreign’ meaning something else to us and then be offended by people laughing at something in our country, thats not really on, old sport, eh?
Even spotted dick raises a titter amongst us brits, especially the kids when they get it as school, cos its funny in a completely childish way which makes it brilliant.
that bus was in belgium. i know some people that rode it.
It’s a German company actually (the Fücker coach). But the area they’re from is very close to the Belgium border, so I’m sure they’re seen there often too.
Hang on a minute. Did you just say “the Fucker coach?” We had one of them at our highschool growing up. He went to prison for Pedophilia.
There was a British coach company called R Souls – now just called Souls.
yo, gord allott, switch from Earl Grey to decaf…this is just humor. BTW, spelling fail: (1) ‘your’ (2) whist.
and of course we want to make fun of spotted dick. wouldn’t you?
Whilst?
Oh sweet lord. A fellow in Britain actually sent me a picture of such a box he owned. I was always amused, not by the name of the food, but that they decided to put the 4 in the same line.
Pork 4 F*ggots. Says a little something about everyone in the UK, doesn’t it?
LMAO Ralf… hadn’t read it that way
No Ralf, it says something about the differences between American Language and English language.
Rich west country sauce? The San Francisco Treat? Hmmm …
And lets not forget the classic “the good news is it came out of a can, the bad news is I don’t know who’s”.
heheh..
Excellent! As a “Yank” I think this is quite funny, but I’m also glad I learned something about our friends across the pond’s word usage as well. (Also very glad to hear about the “Cumberland sausages” – but that was funny in the picture, too.)
I was always amused by the word “cockmaster” which appeared quite often in England. It’s a tennis match or something i think, but it showed up an inordinate number of times.
i live in England and i’ve never heard off it my best guesses it would be the badminton equivilent of ball boy or somone who looks ofter male chickens (cockrals or cocks for short)
and P.S did you notice that in fact there are only 2 faggots on the package…advertising fail!
P.S. there are only 2 faggots, not 4…advertising fail!
This is frickin’ hysterical.
shut up you yank spaz. remember, in American dollars 4 pork faggots cost about $800000000.00 or 99p.
Its kind of weird that the word ‘faggot’ on a box of…pork faggots is funny enough to get on here? Or is it that the brand is Mr Brain’s? I dont get it. If it was like Mr Cockbreath’s Bull Testicles or something id get it.
You spelt Appetising wrong.
we also call cigarettes fags. aren’t foreigners funny?
Lookin,
Relax meatball,
Mmmm… BRAINS!
There’s a rugby team sponsored by these guys. They have ‘Brains’ plastered all over their kit. Especially after particularly rough games.
ROFL!
In fairness, they’re sponsored by Brains brewery, rather than the faggot makers. http://www.sabrain.com/
If you like those, try “Mr. Faggot’s Pork Brains!”
I always smile when I see them in the shop. You’d think I’d have grown up a bit by now.
Although, I’ve heard they’re delicious. But I don’t eat meat so I have never tried them.
Lmao what hell is a pork faggot? I mean I’ve heard of faggot meaning like a stick of wood or a cigarette. But pork faggot??
When have you ever heard someone call a cigarette a faggot..? It’s fag -.-
It’s a pork meatball, just like the picture … or similar to what the picture … oh hell, just take my word for it.
It’s just another attempt to try and take over the world!
This Isn’t fail, faggots are a old name for meat balls over here In the UK (well mostly Scotland) it has mostly fell out of use but is still used.
Interesting how a word that means “bundle of sticks” came to mean “meatball” in the UK and be a nasty term for male homosexual in the US. Language is a funny thing.
Did you really miss the 15,000 comments saying the same thing above you?
well i don’t know what you’re going to eat when you become a zombie, but i’m set! no more having to hunt around for dinner, just a simple trip and stumble to your grocer’s freezer.
pork 4 faggots?
not for me.
damn… im so hungry now…
But really, what is faggots?
Now, is it “4 Pork Faggots” or “Pork 4 Faggots”?
pork faggots are nice, the name faggot in food has been around ALOT longer than the gay sense tqvm
I’m so glad that’s not a typo.
hehe –> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
I wish I a kid so I could send them to school with this for a current events project. Bloody brillant!
hehe, check the link in my name..
It’s so beautiful. And so, so politically incorrect.
Those poor kids.
I don’t know what’s worse… the title “Faggot Family” or their actual family name which, according to the article, appears to be “the Doody family.”
wow….
how is it politically incorrect?
Lewis looks really excited to be there, raising awareness of faggots.
they sell those in iceland!
These are too familiar to me to see that side of it. I was fed on f*ggots by Mr. Brain from a young age. His sauce was a particular favourite.
Mr. Brain’s Faggot Sauce ftw?
heheh yeah its tasty! hehe.
Photoshop fail.
No, it’s not. http://www.tesco.com/superstore/xpi/5/xpi50150805.htm
It always amuses me when Americans talk about ‘fanny packs’, now *that* is funny!
you’d better explain what “fanny” means in Brit …
anony mouse: Lol fanny basically means vagina in Britain, that’s the meaning of the word for us.
Apparently it’s a name some people have in America, especially in certain generations? That’s frankly hilarious for some Brits. To us you’re just calling your baby “Vagina”.
I find these pork balls funny, and I am British myself. I also used to find spotted sick funny when I was a child at school, for example at lunch we would try to alter the words on the chalkboard menu to something rude, when it was spotted dick we had nothing to do, we just giggled.
It’s a name in the UK too. Never heard of Fanny Craddock? It’s not her birth name, but it’s the most famous example that came to mind.
It’s one of those old names that has fallen out of use, probably with some help from the modern slang usage.
One of my ancestors was called Fanny Bottoms…
Fanny = vagina, for British people.
Fanny packs were called ‘bum bags’ back in the day when people actually used them.
Wow. I eat this.
I never looked at the packaging. Only 11% pork! 89% crap! Ouch.
a faggot is a british hamburger with giblets.
WTF? who the heck gonna eat that? LOLZ
” Faggots were originally made with pig’s liver and offal ”
Just – ew.
I think this is a reader fail not a packaging fail. In the UK that just doesn’t sound weird.
Really? Tell us more!!
Immaturity ftw
For hundreds of years there has been a food in england called faggots, you twatty yanks just turned it into a swear word. It’s not politically incorrect in the slightest your country is just retarded.
and the other package is a cumberland pie, which is shepherds pie made from beef not lamb
Idiots
getting pissed off over something on the internet FAIL
Mmm hmm. And you wouldn’t mock an American advertisement with FANNY PACK in huge letters on it, would you?
Oh of course not.
GADZOOKS! We have another humor-impaired reader, boys! Sound the sirens!!
*whEEEE-oo…whEEEE-oo…whEEEEE-oo……*
Don’t worry! Someone from the National Association for the Humor Impaired will be here soon! They have very advanced technology that can unstuff that shirt and pry that superior sneer from your lip…you’ll be all right!
all your faggots are belong to us
blackbelt – “all your faggots are belong to us”
WTF, response fail
it seems u cant participate in a little immaturity to brighten up your day.
Your parent never loved you did they?
no,
sheperds pie = lamb
cottage pie = beef
“I’ve nothing against faggots, I just don’t fancy them.”
*ba-dum-tsh!*
now thats what sean kingston keeps eating all the time!
REAL PRODUCT FAIL.
PHOTOSHOP WIN.
Riiiiiiight, I’d like to see you try and photoshop that.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
http://flickr.com/photos/stacecom/351318274/
Real.
Near where I live there’s a company called “Brain Hunters”. I’m not kidding,
Slight fail up above. The rugby team is sponsored by Brains the brewers, not Brains the butchers. A close run thing with a rugby team I know but….
But… but it’s in a rich West Country sauce!
Yummy!
They look nasty and have a weird name, but they are awesomee!
Don’t gobble faggots.
Take your time to chew and just savour the taste.
In america, faggots pork you!
WIN!
Are you sure that isn’t Soviet Russia? How about Soviet America?
no worse than gobbling down a juicy jumbo wiener
And that, my friend, is why everyone just calls them hot dogs.
not according to schneiders or oscar mayers!
1952 america wasn’t letting soviet russia jam inside wieners first
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed the cut off job at the bottom right of the picture with “cum” haha. Then again, if I had footage of when I worked at Pocono Downs, they had a horse named “Cum On Windswept”. Racing horse name fail if I ever saw one.
Just because the word ‘faggot’ is often used for a new and erroneous definition these days (a bit like ‘wicked’ and ‘cool’ does not make this packaging fail. Faggots are, as this packaging correctly says, a traditional pork recipe that originates in the south west of England and is not dissimilar to meatballs.
England and is not dissimilar to meatballs.
in OZ they would be called rissoles
Hannibal Lector’s brokebackbacon appetizer
Mr.-Who’s-what-now?! o.O
Pork faggots, another name for San Franciscan cops.
GODDAMN IT BRITAIN, WE ADOPT AMERICAN SLANG TOO!
DAMN IT, BRITAIN!
It works the other way as well, with Americanisms which are screamingly funny to Brits. Pity the poor Yank who comes here called Randy, and as for the different meanings of fanny….
Bollocks to ‘fail’.
Faggots mushed up with mash and peas is a meal fit for Gods.
Amen to that!
Damn straight!
I dont see the fail. Faggots are a type of food
obviously fake, almost every single FAIL on this site is fake, pisses me off cuz i wanna see the real stupidity of humanity not what people cook up in photoshop.
fail at reading all the comments.
I’m British and find Pork Faggots and Spotted Dick funny
Although a fanny pack is much much funnier..
What is in the package in the bottom right corner????
Does nobody read posts fro the beginning? The 2nd entry tells you it’s cumberland sausage and no it’s not a fake – if you read about halfway up there’s a wikipedia link!
Forum read – FAIL
I went to school with a kid named Randy Poofter. No shit.
I went to school with a guy name Horny Fagter. How odd…
and why WOULDNT anyone want some faggoty pork action? sign me the fuck up!!!
Yep, ‘faggot’ has a diffrent meaning in the UK, as does fag… which is a cigarette or a servant at a public school (a public school being a very expensive private school).
The reverse is true of the word wanker – innocuous in the US, offensive in the UK
My Dad used to love eating these pork faggots, what with him being a West Country boy and all. I never understood why he liked them, they’re foul.
Also, on a side note, I find myself quite surprised at how something with the word ‘faggot’ in could create such a long and repetitive discussion, mainly based around how funny the word ‘faggot’ is and how it means ‘gay’.
Dear me.
first, next is gay!
Gay as a summer hat!
Win.
BRRAAAIIINNNSSS….
NOT A FAIL
faggots are like a massivly old tradional use for left over meat..
lol they probably called gay people faggots cos they like eating weird meat xD
Has nobody else noticed the other part of the picture, Not the “CUMberland” but the “COTTAGE pie” which is a reference to “Cottaging”…
Cottaging – “Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male-male sex in a public toiler”
EPIC FAIL. (to everybody that commented and never noticed!)
That would be all.
Hannibal Lector brokebackbacon appetizer and rosie o’donnell fail
For all non-Brits:
Next time you’re in London, be sure to pick up a delicious late-night dinner from a Brain’s Faggots stall on Hampstead Heath. They also do cottage pies, and, if you’re lucky, a bit of cumberland sausage. Just ask a local.
It looks more like “Pork 4 Faggots.”
Number placement FAIL.
Homer Simpson: mmmmmm. pork faggots! *drool*
These things were called ‘faggots’ way before ‘faggot’ got the meaning it has today. They’re a traditional British food, disgusting though they may be
the sad thing is are that these are real in great britan
USA fail
faggot is a kind of food..
epic fail/win?
i’ve tryed these before. i admit they were slightly dissapointing.
they lacked the pieces of tough gristle and stray pieces of plastic you get in proper faggots.
Holy shit if one more person says photoshop, explains what a faggot is, or says something about a fanny i will shoot them, well i would shoot my computer, well it a school computer and u don’t have a gun, but i’ll think of something
Am I the only one who sees “CUM” in the bottom right corner?
Faggotts are lovely.
Also, a faggott is a bundle of twigs. Also lovely.
Not to mention ’tis the german name for a bassoon.
Faggotts really are where its at.
THESE ARE ACTUALLY VERY TASTY!!!!
haha they sell them at the store next to us and i said to some one
how much do you want a faggot?
Silly yanks laughing at us brits for our yummy faggots, i live to much on faggots on a Saturday night, there yummy
:P, there like meatballs on gravey
Who found such a name?
lol ~♥ i go with the people who say they r real
the place I work at sells these, I have to look at it all the time :3
I ont see a joke in this, the Fail is a Fail
Zombies WIN.
I guess some American was poking through a British market and thought it was funny. *rolls eyes*
a faggot is a bundle of sticks, right?