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Choose The Worst Name:
Option A - Mr. Brain’s
Option B - Pork Faggots
FAIL !!!!!
These are delicious…..NOM NOM NOM NOM
(As for the “Cum” - it only works if you ignore the “berland Sausage” part of the box lol
this is like most pictures here is a fake.
it fails because it is such a lame fake.
look at the side of the box for the real name you pork faggots
They are real, i used to work in the co-op and thye sell them.
Very tasty.
They definitely real! They are a very popular UK traditional frozen food. Even we think the name is weird and pretty disgusting.
I can confirm these are real - my sister appeared in the TV advert for them in the 80’s.
Oy, Mr. knowitall, turn’s out you know f*ck all… These are real, they’re from England. Do a google search if you want!!!
move to Wales, UK and you will see these in every supermarket - they are very popular and have been for many many many years. So much for Mr Knowitall eh!
O_o… Mr. Brains!
…Sidenote: Forgot to type in my email the first time..
Wait a sec, I see some package saying “Cum” in the bottom right corner. Isn’t that a more interresting fail?
Hm, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
hmmmm that’s interesting….wikipedia information-wins again
the same box is in the article now
(if double post, blame blog)
Seriously - wtf?
PS. FIRST
This “first” thing is so fucking old….get over it.
the “Mr Brain’s” part just makes it worse.
Or better…
And no one noticed the “Waitrose CUM” on the right bottom corner?
Hehe. First, btw.
proberly cumberland sausage
faggott is an old English slang word for meatball it’s about 60 years out of date
probally cuberland sausage
faggott is a 60 yr out off date English slang word
Seriously - wtf?
And in the bottom left corner it has a box which says : “Waitrose CUM”. Unintentional, but lolsome.
PS. First.
speaking of cum here is an interesting joke i read yesterday
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.” So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue… salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys…smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks…this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?” She smiles widely at him and says, “Blow Job Revenge.”
heheheh thats awesome! hahaha
BTW, this drink is REALLY called a Cement Mixer, and it IS as foul as it sounds!
I was gonna say…that’s definitely a Cement Mixer. I like the name “Blowjob Revenge” better though, lol!
I love British slang food names cause there really just is so much wonderful humor.
Handedness fail.
Dyslexia win. box is in bottom right.
Keep this guide handy for future refference
Ok, sorry for the spamming here, but I was trying to put little arrows pointing left and right in the last two posts (The ‘handy guide’ I referenced) but apparently they became invisible…..like a bicycle.
<—left right—>
like this?
Frost Shock ! First !
This “first” thing is old, get over it.
That’s not a fail. That’s British English.
It’s a fail to the Americans!
Humorless commenter is humorless
rarrrr
Yuk.. Sounds sf-like
with a side of pea…
Fail
I love the “rich west country sauce”, like that makes it better.
bend over and i’ll show you my rich west country sauce
There is also another interesting packet in the bottom right.
You win
Appears to be flash frozen cum. Mmmmmm Just like mom used to make.
It was always a bit too salty for me…
i preffer old mama’s baked cumlets
In Soviet Russia, the faggots pork YOU.
This comment is so full of win. Two thumbs up!
Wouldn’t that be DAD used to make?
Picture taking win?
(no Soviet Russia jokes above me, please)
Brains Faggots have been amusing British schoolkids with their unfortunate name for decades now. Fail on you, Yank-type-people, for not knowing about them sooner.
Well, I live in the West Country, and can confirm that faggots are very popular here. Not the Mr Brains ones, though, as they’re shit. And there’s no such thing as West Country sauce.
Additionally, I suspect the box in the bottom right is actually a ‘cumberland sausage ring’, rather than just a big ol’ box o’ cum.
“cumberland sausage ring” I know a guy that had one on his penis. Oh sorry I mean sausage since you like to use that word.
I hope to God that it’s a cumberland sausage
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
That’s what they call meatballs in England. This isn’t so much a fail as it is a cultural reference.
And yes, they also call cigarettes faggots as well.
cigarettes are fags. not faggots.
Yeah Shakespeare never wrote comedies with double entendres
nah
Bard WIN!
Yes, most everyone knows that faggot means something different to the British, but its still funny. I know that fanny is a british slang term that means vagina, and that makes the American term “fanny pack” hilarious.
Tune in next comment when I explain what humor is.
Wow, a British fail. I’m fairly sure that the packet in the bottom right is “Cumberland Pie”. Mr Brain’s is a mainstream brand, and in Britain a faggot is a meatball, basically, or something that you put on a fire and burn. In Britain, homosexual people are poofs, or batty boys, they are not faggots.
This is going to appear twice, and I will look like a fool.
Wow, deja v–oh wait. I DID see that before.
It did appear twice. But I did not look like a fool. Phew.
If you knew it was going to appear twice, then why did you post it twice?
wtf? What is that even supposed to be?