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Choose The Worst Name:
Option A – Mr. Brain’s
Option B – Pork Faggots
FAIL !!!!!
These are delicious…..NOM NOM NOM NOM
(As for the “Cum” – it only works if you ignore the “berland Sausage” part of the box lol
They are real, i used to work in the co-op and thye sell them.
Very tasty.
They definitely real! They are a very popular UK traditional frozen food. Even we think the name is weird and pretty disgusting.
Oh yeah, all that traditional frozen food we have, go back to your box! The best one’s are fresh from the butchers or made yourself.
This is not a fail as the recipe is centuries old, and outdates the the raping of the landmass now occupied by US of A.
Think the OP has comprehension of cultures outside of the US fail
I can confirm these are real – my sister appeared in the TV advert for them in the 80′s.
Oy, Mr. knowitall, turn’s out you know f*ck all… These are real, they’re from England. Do a google search if you want!!!
move to Wales, UK and you will see these in every supermarket – they are very popular and have been for many many many years. So much for Mr Knowitall eh!
Damn right their everywhere here
Best ones you can get though are from the local butchers in my village!
Knowitall: Name Fail
Well Played Sir
They are real, i have some in my freezer!
Me too! High five! =D
Do i get for being in belly?
ulcers
despite the name they are REALY nice! but then again yanks wouldnt know tasty if it shot up their ass!!! CANAD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, AMERIC rules!
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Just kidding.
It’s actually POLAN that rules. =D
National pride FAIL….
Ignorance WIN
You clearly missed the joke.
Are you from MONG?
they are awesome we have them here in englad
YA WTF
um…thanks..?
O_o… Mr. Brains!
…Sidenote: Forgot to type in my email the first time..
Wait a sec, I see some package saying “Cum” in the bottom right corner. Isn’t that a more interresting fail?
you’re right….i guess they are better together. lol
They’re probably Cumberland Sausages – another English tradition.
Cumberland sausages kickass! I have some in my freezer. Makes you proud to be British eh?
Hm, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
hmmmm that’s interesting….wikipedia information-wins again
the same box is in the article now
(if double post, blame blog)
Seriously – wtf?
PS. FIRST
the “Mr Brain’s” part just makes it worse.
Or better…
And no one noticed the “Waitrose CUM” on the right bottom corner?
Hehe. First, btw.
yeah, we used to call gay people meatballs. didn’t catch on too well.
Seriously – wtf?
And in the bottom left corner it has a box which says : “Waitrose CUM”. Unintentional, but lolsome.
PS. First.
speaking of cum here is an interesting joke i read yesterday
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.” So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue… salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys…smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks…this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Jesus, what do you call that drink?” She smiles widely at him and says, “Blow Job Revenge.”
heheheh thats awesome! hahaha
BTW, this drink is REALLY called a Cement Mixer, and it IS as foul as it sounds!
I was gonna say…that’s definitely a Cement Mixer. I like the name “Blowjob Revenge” better though, lol!
I love British slang food names cause there really just is so much wonderful humor.
Handedness fail.
Dyslexia win. box is in bottom right.
Keep this guide handy for future refference
Ok, sorry for the spamming here, but I was trying to put little arrows pointing left and right in the last two posts (The ‘handy guide’ I referenced) but apparently they became invisible…..like a bicycle.
<—left right—>
like this?
Frost Shock ! First !
This “first” thing is old, get over it.
That’s not a fail. That’s British English.
It’s a fail to the Americans!
Humorless commenter is humorless
rarrrr
Yuk.. Sounds sf-like
with a side of pea…
Fail
I love the “rich west country sauce”, like that makes it better.
bend over and i’ll show you my rich west country sauce
There is also another interesting packet in the bottom right.
You win
Appears to be flash frozen cum. Mmmmmm Just like mom used to make.
It was always a bit too salty for me…
i preffer old mama’s baked cumlets
This comment is so full of win. Two thumbs up!
Haha, awesome.
Wouldn’t that be DAD used to make?
Picture taking win?
(no Soviet Russia jokes above me, please)
I hope to God that it’s a cumberland sausage
wtf? What is that even supposed to be?
Mr. Brain’ Pork F*ggots. They’re FABULOUS!
I grew up in Devon in England and I LOVE these. I suppose I’m just so used to the name I never thought it was odd. They’re like pork liver/meatballs in gravy. I have em in a big Yorkshire pudding with mushrooms..mMMMMMmmmmmm
It works both ways. Brits thing fanny bags and anyone called Randy is very funny indeed.
randy = horny
That sent me to Wiki. It’s worse than it sounds.
We had a saying in the Marine Corps about our chow:
“MMM! That’s just like Mom used to make!
Except, of course, that Mom didn’t shit in it.”
Fake
Oh sweet lord. A fellow in Britain actually sent me a picture of such a box he owned. I was always amused, not by the name of the food, but that they decided to put the 4 in the same line.
Pork 4 F*ggots. Says a little something about everyone in the UK, doesn’t it?
LMAO Ralf… hadn’t read it that way
No Ralf, it says something about the differences between American Language and English language.
Rich west country sauce? The San Francisco Treat? Hmmm …
And lets not forget the classic “the good news is it came out of a can, the bad news is I don’t know who’s”.
heheh..
Excellent! As a “Yank” I think this is quite funny, but I’m also glad I learned something about our friends across the pond’s word usage as well. (Also very glad to hear about the “Cumberland sausages” – but that was funny in the picture, too.)
This is frickin’ hysterical.
You spelt Appetising wrong.
Mmmm… BRAINS!
There’s a rugby team sponsored by these guys. They have ‘Brains’ plastered all over their kit. Especially after particularly rough games.
ROFL!
I always smile when I see them in the shop. You’d think I’d have grown up a bit by now.
Although, I’ve heard they’re delicious. But I don’t eat meat so I have never tried them.
It’s just another attempt to try and take over the world!
well i don’t know what you’re going to eat when you become a zombie, but i’m set! no more having to hunt around for dinner, just a simple trip and stumble to your grocer’s freezer.
damn… im so hungry now…
I’m so glad that’s not a typo.
hehe –> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
I wish I a kid so I could send them to school with this for a current events project. Bloody brillant!
hehe, check the link in my name..
It’s so beautiful. And so, so politically incorrect.
Those poor kids.
how is it politically incorrect?
they sell those in iceland!
These are too familiar to me to see that side of it. I was fed on f*ggots by Mr. Brain from a young age. His sauce was a particular favourite.
heheh yeah its tasty! hehe.
Photoshop fail.
No, it’s not. http://www.tesco.com/superstore/xpi/5/xpi50150805.htm
It always amuses me when Americans talk about ‘fanny packs’, now *that* is funny!
you’d better explain what “fanny” means in Brit …
It’s a name in the UK too. Never heard of Fanny Craddock? It’s not her birth name, but it’s the most famous example that came to mind.
It’s one of those old names that has fallen out of use, probably with some help from the modern slang usage.
One of my ancestors was called Fanny Bottoms…
Wow. I eat this.
I never looked at the packaging. Only 11% pork! 89% crap! Ouch.
WTF? who the heck gonna eat that? LOLZ
I think this is a reader fail not a packaging fail. In the UK that just doesn’t sound weird.
Really? Tell us more!!
Immaturity ftw
now thats what sean kingston keeps eating all the time!
REAL PRODUCT FAIL.
PHOTOSHOP WIN.
Riiiiiiight, I’d like to see you try and photoshop that.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
http://flickr.com/photos/stacecom/351318274/
Real.
Near where I live there’s a company called “Brain Hunters”. I’m not kidding,
Slight fail up above. The rugby team is sponsored by Brains the brewers, not Brains the butchers. A close run thing with a rugby team I know but….
*ba-dum-tsh!*
It’s American slang for a homosexual, so I deduce that you are probably British.
Of course we want to make fun of it!
But… but it’s in a rich West Country sauce!
Yummy!
They look nasty and have a weird name, but they are awesomee!
Yeah Shakespeare never wrote comedies with double entendres
nah
Bard WIN!
Really? REALLY? Why is all the humor sucked out of this site? “No no no, this is clearly not the other meaning of that word, so there is nothing odd about this at all.” So you just don’t get irony either? Nor puns?
Get a life.
getting pissed off over something on the internet FAIL
Mmm hmm. And you wouldn’t mock an American advertisement with FANNY PACK in huge letters on it, would you?
Oh of course not.
Wow, deja v–oh wait. I DID see that before.
It did appear twice. But I did not look like a fool. Phew.
If you knew it was going to appear twice, then why did you post it twice?
Are you sure?
no worse than gobbling down a juicy jumbo wiener
And that, my friend, is why everyone just calls them hot dogs.
not according to schneiders or oscar mayers!
1952 america wasn’t letting soviet russia jam inside wieners first
Interesting how a word that means “bundle of sticks” came to mean “meatball” in the UK and be a nasty term for male homosexual in the US. Language is a funny thing.
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed the cut off job at the bottom right of the picture with “cum” haha. Then again, if I had footage of when I worked at Pocono Downs, they had a horse named “Cum On Windswept”. Racing horse name fail if I ever saw one.
WIN!
that bus was in belgium. i know some people that rode it.
There was a British coach company called R Souls – now just called Souls.
It’s a pork meatball, just like the picture … or similar to what the picture … oh hell, just take my word for it.
Are you sure that isn’t Soviet Russia? How about Soviet America?
England and is not dissimilar to meatballs.
in OZ they would be called rissoles
Lookin,
Relax meatball,
till you eated it off
Hannibal Lector’s brokebackbacon appetizer
Mr.-Who’s-what-now?! o.O
GODDAMN IT BRITAIN, WE ADOPT AMERICAN SLANG TOO!
DAMN IT, BRITAIN!
It works the other way as well, with Americanisms which are screamingly funny to Brits. Pity the poor Yank who comes here called Randy, and as for the different meanings of fanny….
GADZOOKS! We have another humor-impaired reader, boys! Sound the sirens!!
*whEEEE-oo…whEEEE-oo…whEEEEE-oo……*
Don’t worry! Someone from the National Association for the Humor Impaired will be here soon! They have very advanced technology that can unstuff that shirt and pry that superior sneer from your lip…you’ll be all right!
Amen to that!
Damn straight!
obviously fake, almost every single FAIL on this site is fake, pisses me off cuz i wanna see the real stupidity of humanity not what people cook up in photoshop.
What is in the package in the bottom right corner????
Does nobody read posts fro the beginning? The 2nd entry tells you it’s cumberland sausage and no it’s not a fake – if you read about halfway up there’s a wikipedia link!
Forum read – FAIL
Did you really miss the 15,000 comments saying the same thing above you?
I went to school with a kid named Randy Poofter. No shit.
first, next is gay!
Gay as a summer hat!
Win.
BRRAAAIIINNNSSS….
it seems u cant participate in a little immaturity to brighten up your day.
Your parent never loved you did they?
Has nobody else noticed the other part of the picture, Not the “CUMberland” but the “COTTAGE pie” which is a reference to “Cottaging”…
Cottaging – “Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male-male sex in a public toiler”
EPIC FAIL. (to everybody that commented and never noticed!)
That would be all.
Hannibal Lector brokebackbacon appetizer and rosie o’donnell fail
Whilst?
the sad thing is are that these are real in great britan
USA fail
Am I the only one who sees “CUM” in the bottom right corner?
THESE ARE ACTUALLY VERY TASTY!!!!
Who found such a name?
no,
sheperds pie = lamb
cottage pie = beef
lol ~♥ i go with the people who say they r real
the place I work at sells these, I have to look at it all the time :3
I ont see a joke in this, the Fail is a Fail
Zombies WIN.
I guess some American was poking through a British market and thought it was funny. *rolls eyes*
Nice, double fail