Otaku?? On FailBlog?? So I’m not alone! =D lol
… And notice that the setting in the background of this fail looks very much like a daycare center. Pedophilia? 0_o Haa.
Anything requiring or allowing texting automatically throws both spelling AND grammar out the window. That being said, I still find these sties damned funny.
My God. Not only is she too stupid to put together a good sentance, she also is one of those idiot fat women who think wearing clothing too small for them makes them look thinner. Take it from a fellow fatty, lady – you’re just making yourself look even more disgusting! We should always wear loose fitting clothing that covers our disgusting bodies!
Uh guys? Shes not that fat. Of course, her ill fitting shirt doesn’t help her silhouette, but if thats fat and disgusting, then you guys have some serious issues with reality.
And do the idiot above who used the lovely phrase “disgusting bodies”, I’m sorry you cant fully embrace the human form. We’re not all Kate Moss honey.
BTW.. total pantyline fail. Spanx are your friend.
Guys who couldn’t get any play, even from toothless old bag lady, often try to put women down for being fat or ugly. Psychologists call it ‘projection.’ What you hate about yourself, but can’t admit, you project on to other people. You’ll notice that handsome, athletic, successful guys rarely feel the need to put women down. So when you see a guy online insulting women, just remember he is probably a fat 30 year old virgin with a hairy back and a tiny package, living in his parent’s basement and spanking it to anime.
The really sad thing is someone BOUGHT this shirt, either she did for herself, or someone gave it to her. Someone bought it, so now we are all paying for it. After all, we looked didn’t we?
I Failed… totally didn’t catch the Yoda speech the first time.
I think she might be in the clear on the other fails, though, because she didn’t say seduction of what. It might be her new weight-loss strategy – sex does burn calories.
Would a more appropriate slogan not be “I’m a 10-pint honey” after the theory that she would look much nicer once a fella has downed at least 10 pints of something extremely strong!
Even the skinniest of women can get muffintops if the pants are of a bad cut/style or the waistline rests on the wrong part of the hips. So I’m not hating on big girls when I say that’s totally grubby.
Ok, how the hell do you know what she looks like from the backside? Ya’ll never heard of a butterhead? “Everything looks good butterhead” This could be the opposite.
Maybe, possibly it’s deliberate? It reminds me of the ‘paris in springtime’ optical illusion. I didn’t get this one either until someone pointed it out.
By any chance, did you wonder why everyone above you referred to this creature as a she? Please tell me you were confused.
This is a failblog fail right here. This ugly chick should be wearing a t-shirt with fucked up wording: “Seduction my is new strategy”.
I wondered what she might look like if she turned around and took that stupid t-shirt off. I was not expecting to be well rewarded, however, this is not at all what I expected. Looks like she had a few firearms under that fucked up t-shirt. Damn.
It’s working on me!
resistance fail.
This is easily a double fail.
I think I count a triple!
I’m going for a septuple fail!
I’m gonna barf.
I’d hit it
with my car..
it might bounce.
your car, i mean.
LMFAO Comment WIN
Otaku?? On FailBlog?? So I’m not alone! =D lol
… And notice that the setting in the background of this fail looks very much like a daycare center. Pedophilia? 0_o Haa.
resistance is futile
Comment fail. Seems the original picture got changed. Still workin’ for ya
?
Unfortunatly they do make shirts that are spelled like that.
clone fail. the pic is the same.
clone=life fail
lol, Fail
Setting fail type!
Hahahaha! Oh crap, I didn’t even see the typo. I was just looking at the muffin top and the low riders.
LOL, me too. Then I saw the My and the Is and went… that isn’t quite right, lol.
Now THAT’S a double fail!
triple
she’s talking to little kids
SEDUCE THOSE MINORS
I bet she is a lifecoach.
lol me too!
Same,
Holy crap. I wonder what her old strategy was.
LOL…must have been better than this. She got a couple of kids out of it. OMG…someone slept with this woman! Twice!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
..haha…
a woman…
Hahaha..
heh…
Oh wait.. IT IS ONE!?
naw, i think they’re twins….
I imagine it wasn’t spelling
threatening to sit on them i think.
Eating. Ba-ZING!
She could use some larger size as well.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
That is just EW on so many levels…
Check!…I compare this to looking closely at the floor of a gas station bathroom…..Yes I have…No magazine to read.
beauty fail …
slimfast fail too !
Muffintop win!
Attention win!
Me horny so!
Me long time love you?
maybe it should be “GETTING YOU DRUNK, THEN SEDUCING YOU, MY IS NEW STRATEGY!”
Seventh!!!!!!!!1111!!!!oneoneone!!!eleven!
in soviet Russia suduction is my new strategy!!
Original as usual not.
We’re on a site where the humor consists entirely of saying “fail” over and over and over and you’re worried about originality?
pointing out the obvious WIN!
Actually there is good humor here. Then there are those who post the same sad, idiotic crap over and over. Oversimplifying: WIN!
In Soviet Russia, strategies seduce you!
(Historically accurate joke)
haha
Mobile billboard for lonely, desperate dyslexics.
All your sexyness are belong to us
English totally doen’t make sense.
Why don’t you write sexyness with an ‘i’ instead of a ‘y’ as in luckiness ?
because that person spelled it wrong
Yeah, it’s probably best not to try and make sense of the ‘English’ in this comment board. LOL.
Anything requiring or allowing texting automatically throws both spelling AND grammar out the window. That being said, I still find these sties damned funny.
i lol’d
Geek reference win!
Britney Spears wanna-be.
No, just Britney Spears.
Someone set us up the bomb.
We get message! Main screeen turn on.
Zero Wing fail.
We get signal
It’s “Someone set up us the bomb.”
Only half fail since the words are spelt correctly…
looks more like fabric paint to me, but then perhaps i am behind the evolution of wheat products and their new fangled abilities.
This is so subtle it made me do a double take. Well played!
No, no . . . is fail on so many lebbels!
do you mean levels or labels?
but they’re not arranged in the right order, and they’re not on someone being seductive, so FAIL.
You, comprehension = Fail
There is no way to rearrange these lines such that it makes sense, so it’s an epic triple fail.
nah double fail since the mistake + the uglinest
Triple Fail. Mistake + Ugliness + Her Children are there.
mistake+ugliness+children present+muffin top+lowriders=epic fail
mistake+ugliness+children present+muffin top+lowriders+pulling up pants to conceal plumber crack=epic-er fail. Ba-ZING
LOL!!!!!!! Nice
My sister saw a hood rat in Chicago yelling at her two kids, wearing a shirt that said, “Lookin’ for a honey with a lot of money.”
Good luck with that, lady.
EW.
Stalk her I will. Though my type she is not.
Seducing children with poor sentence structure fail.
OMG, does that mean that violation used to be her strategy?
Yoda win!
Shirt MY is work not.
that’s really a multifail.
I don’t quite know if this is a fail. Can she lick her eyebrows and breathe thru her ears? If so, then WIN. If not, then FAIL.
Seduction of food… WIN
heh
More like one night stand with food. Probably got her those love handles + kids. Ba-ZING
I think she might need a new strategy. Also, some larger clothing. And possibly a proof-reader.
And a babysitter
Can’t you tell she is wants to get it on with Yoda?
but then wouldn’t it be “sedduction, new strategy is mine”
My God. Not only is she too stupid to put together a good sentance, she also is one of those idiot fat women who think wearing clothing too small for them makes them look thinner. Take it from a fellow fatty, lady – you’re just making yourself look even more disgusting! We should always wear loose fitting clothing that covers our disgusting bodies!
sentence*
self-esteem fail! trolling win!
Call it like it is WIN
Ouch! Be nicer to yourself!
Uh guys? Shes not that fat. Of course, her ill fitting shirt doesn’t help her silhouette, but if thats fat and disgusting, then you guys have some serious issues with reality.
And do the idiot above who used the lovely phrase “disgusting bodies”, I’m sorry you cant fully embrace the human form. We’re not all Kate Moss honey.
BTW.. total pantyline fail. Spanx are your friend.
Kate Moss is ugly, just like you.
Guys who couldn’t get any play, even from toothless old bag lady, often try to put women down for being fat or ugly. Psychologists call it ‘projection.’ What you hate about yourself, but can’t admit, you project on to other people. You’ll notice that handsome, athletic, successful guys rarely feel the need to put women down. So when you see a guy online insulting women, just remember he is probably a fat 30 year old virgin with a hairy back and a tiny package, living in his parent’s basement and spanking it to anime.
Profiler WIN!!!
I LOLd, and for a good reason! Fanks, Seth!
Now THAT was some Win!
I don’t live in my parents basement!
>.> I live over the garage tyvm.
The really sad thing is someone BOUGHT this shirt, either she did for herself, or someone gave it to her. Someone bought it, so now we are all paying for it. After all, we looked didn’t we?
not necessarily… someone could have bought a plain white shirt and put the writing on there themselves.
I Failed… totally didn’t catch the Yoda speech the first time.
I think she might be in the clear on the other fails, though, because she didn’t say seduction of what. It might be her new weight-loss strategy – sex does burn calories.
It is, however, a clothing choice FAIL.
LOL! Kudos, you win.
Damn that girl is hot.
Sarcasm FAIL, maybe??
First!
Would a more appropriate slogan not be “I’m a 10-pint honey” after the theory that she would look much nicer once a fella has downed at least 10 pints of something extremely strong!
That’s a myth!
Women do not look nicer when you down 10 pints …
You just don’t care anymore.
BUSTED. Good work there.
Even the skinniest of women can get muffintops if the pants are of a bad cut/style or the waistline rests on the wrong part of the hips. So I’m not hating on big girls when I say that’s totally grubby.
fail of the week win!!
I’s likes watermelon, chiggin and dem white fatties, oh yes sah Miss Daiseh!
For once, I truly have nothing to say about this one. I will move quietly along to the next…
she’s hot, but shirt is fail
I see a double [perhaps triple] fail here.
Ha.
01. english fail
02. hotness fail
03. stragety FAIL [how is that going to work for her?]
The fact that Helvetica wasn’t used as the typeface on the shirt is the real fail.
Wooow another HamFAIL ;(
Yay another HamFAIL
She quite unattractive is…
Looks shopped.
Should read “fail my only is strategy”
Anyone who believes this woman is unattractive is either 1.) gay or 2.) a virgin.
Her fail is on her typo, not her attractiveness. To everyone who thinks she fails because of how she looks, you suffer from fail balls.
first, next is gay!
I’d also like to point out that she is one of those people who puts their watch on incorrectly.
Those people are fail.
I’d also like to point out that you are the person who posts after me.
Those people are gay and fail in life, like every gay person did.
-who
-posts
+posted
damn, offend fail^^
There’s only one correct way to put on a watch? Not. In the real world, there’s nothing wrong with how she’s wearing her watch.
More non-Asian Engrish
Ok, how the hell do you know what she looks like from the backside? Ya’ll never heard of a butterhead? “Everything looks good butterhead” This could be the opposite.
The term we use here is “butterface”
yoda fail? hahaha
That is just horrible…..LOL. Maybe if she turned around and…oh forget it
LOOK AT HER WATCH LALAL backwards? even bigger fail?
I’d still hit it.
But that’s not saying much.
Elephant tranquiliser is my strategy
haha epic fail.
She means strategy for killing people. It would kill me
Maybe, possibly it’s deliberate? It reminds me of the ‘paris in springtime’ optical illusion. I didn’t get this one either until someone pointed it out.
Overthinking Win!
lolz
Damn. I took the picture cuz I thought it was funny on so many levels. Now I sort of feel bad for the poor lady.
Aw, hell, it’s still funny. Also – it wasn’t Russia, it was Italy.
omg fat bitch
she is imitating the clay pot to the left.
dyslexia or stupidity? you decide!
That’s not dyslexia, just failure in biblical proportions.
Side effects of seduction include failure
I do believe I vomited a little in my mouth
He must live at home still. Check the bed out…. Twin and very 90’s. He is Fugly
By any chance, did you wonder why everyone above you referred to this creature as a she? Please tell me you were confused.
This is a failblog fail right here. This ugly chick should be wearing a t-shirt with fucked up wording: “Seduction my is new strategy”.
I wondered what she might look like if she turned around and took that stupid t-shirt off. I was not expecting to be well rewarded, however, this is not at all what I expected. Looks like she had a few firearms under that fucked up t-shirt. Damn.
I further wonder if failblog will ever catch it.
i could live in her back fat
eww triple fail!
1. fat
2. grammar
3. little kids!!
Sentence Structure Fail!!!
Omg that’s a complete fail, who wears a shirt like that…
Actually, who BUYS a shirt like that?
this is a double fail.
-Word Placement FAIL
-Parenting Fail
Look at her brown elbows too, Quadruple FAIL!
Word placement FAIL
Sexy FAIL
Clothes Fitting FAIL
Parenting FAIL
Seduction FAIL
QUADRUPLE FAIL PLUS ONE
This my is embedding gag.
I’d say that’s a definite Parenting fail.
……….WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA FU** WITH THE SHIRT THAT IS A DOUBLE FAIL
that is what we call an epic fail lol XD