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  1. Bill says:

    It’s working on me!

  2. Thomas says:

    lol, Fail

  3. Hey Nonny Moose says:

    Setting fail type!

  4. stfu says:

    Holy crap. I wonder what her old strategy was.

  5. Anne says:

    She could use some larger size as well.

  6. the incredible bulk says:

    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

  7. pew pew says:

    That is just EW on so many levels…

    • Keelhaul says:

      Check!…I compare this to looking closely at the floor of a gas station bathroom…..Yes I have…No magazine to read.

  8. francis says:

    beauty fail …

    slimfast fail too !

  9. Alchemist says:

    Attention win!

  10. Uhtred of Bebbanburg says:

    Me horny so!

  11. bbbbbb says:

    Me long time love you?

  12. Wayner says:

    maybe it should be “GETTING YOU DRUNK, THEN SEDUCING YOU, MY IS NEW STRATEGY!”

  13. SuperBob says:

    Seventh!!!!!!!!1111!!!!oneoneone!!!eleven!

  14. dolt says:

    in soviet Russia suduction is my new strategy!!

  15. tycobb9999 says:

    Mobile billboard for lonely, desperate dyslexics.

  16. Wei says:

    All your sexyness are belong to us

  17. Not Me says:

    Britney Spears wanna-be.

  18. Boner says:

    Someone set us up the bomb.

  19. A no nimous says:

    Only half fail since the words are spelt correctly…

  20. Pigeon says:

    nah double fail since the mistake + the uglinest

  21. Yoda says:

    Stalk her I will. Though my type she is not.

  22. SUOMYNONA says:

    Seducing children with poor sentence structure fail.

  23. grond says:

    OMG, does that mean that violation used to be her strategy?

  24. Loliepop says:

    Yoda win!

  25. Wolfie says:

    Shirt MY is work not.

  26. david says:

    that’s really a multifail.

  27. Danometer says:

    I don’t quite know if this is a fail. Can she lick her eyebrows and breathe thru her ears? If so, then WIN. If not, then FAIL.

  28. ponggod says:

    Seduction of food… WIN

  29. Avis says:

    I think she might need a new strategy. Also, some larger clothing. And possibly a proof-reader.

  30. SusanKay says:

    Can’t you tell she is wants to get it on with Yoda?

  31. Jami says:

    My God. Not only is she too stupid to put together a good sentance, she also is one of those idiot fat women who think wearing clothing too small for them makes them look thinner. Take it from a fellow fatty, lady – you’re just making yourself look even more disgusting! We should always wear loose fitting clothing that covers our disgusting bodies!

  32. Brittany says:

    Uh guys? Shes not that fat. Of course, her ill fitting shirt doesn’t help her silhouette, but if thats fat and disgusting, then you guys have some serious issues with reality.

    And do the idiot above who used the lovely phrase “disgusting bodies”, I’m sorry you cant fully embrace the human form. We’re not all Kate Moss honey.

    BTW.. total pantyline fail. Spanx are your friend.

    • Lala says:

      Kate Moss is ugly, just like you.

    • Seth says:

      Guys who couldn’t get any play, even from toothless old bag lady, often try to put women down for being fat or ugly. Psychologists call it ‘projection.’ What you hate about yourself, but can’t admit, you project on to other people. You’ll notice that handsome, athletic, successful guys rarely feel the need to put women down. So when you see a guy online insulting women, just remember he is probably a fat 30 year old virgin with a hairy back and a tiny package, living in his parent’s basement and spanking it to anime.

  33. Avis says:

    The really sad thing is someone BOUGHT this shirt, either she did for herself, or someone gave it to her. Someone bought it, so now we are all paying for it. After all, we looked didn’t we?

    • fepic ail says:

      not necessarily… someone could have bought a plain white shirt and put the writing on there themselves.

  34. thehumanwatch says:

    I Failed… totally didn’t catch the Yoda speech the first time.

    I think she might be in the clear on the other fails, though, because she didn’t say seduction of what. It might be her new weight-loss strategy – sex does burn calories.

    It is, however, a clothing choice FAIL.

  35. zekkie says:

    Damn that girl is hot.

  36. Toia says:

    Sarcasm FAIL, maybe??

  37. gasman says:

    First!

  38. Tibs says:

    Would a more appropriate slogan not be “I’m a 10-pint honey” after the theory that she would look much nicer once a fella has downed at least 10 pints of something extremely strong!

  39. Delphi says:

    Even the skinniest of women can get muffintops if the pants are of a bad cut/style or the waistline rests on the wrong part of the hips. So I’m not hating on big girls when I say that’s totally grubby.

  40. danny says:

    fail of the week win!!

  41. Fat white chick lovin' coon says:

    I’s likes watermelon, chiggin and dem white fatties, oh yes sah Miss Daiseh!

  42. ReTARDIS says:

    For once, I truly have nothing to say about this one. I will move quietly along to the next…

  43. Eins says:

    she’s hot, but shirt is fail

  44. Madison says:

    I see a double [perhaps triple] fail here. :D Ha.
    01. english fail
    02. hotness fail
    03. stragety FAIL [how is that going to work for her?]

  45. Ceasar Millan Jr. says:

    The fact that Helvetica wasn’t used as the typeface on the shirt is the real fail.

  46. hamandeggs says:

    Wooow another HamFAIL ;(

  47. hamandeggs says:

    Yay another HamFAIL

  48. RogueThree says:

    She quite unattractive is…

  49. Nothing says:

    Looks shopped.

  50. NopAntSlance says:

    Should read “fail my only is strategy”

  51. Kazesan says:

    Anyone who believes this woman is unattractive is either 1.) gay or 2.) a virgin.

    Her fail is on her typo, not her attractiveness. To everyone who thinks she fails because of how she looks, you suffer from fail balls.

  52. anonyman says:

    first, next is gay!

  53. Oatmeal says:

    I’d also like to point out that she is one of those people who puts their watch on incorrectly.
    Those people are fail.

  54. Me says:

    There’s only one correct way to put on a watch? Not. In the real world, there’s nothing wrong with how she’s wearing her watch.

  55. Kid Choronsom says:

    More non-Asian Engrish

  56. Sir Didymus says:

    Ok, how the hell do you know what she looks like from the backside? Ya’ll never heard of a butterhead? “Everything looks good butterhead” This could be the opposite.

  57. Jennifer S. says:

    yoda fail? hahaha

  58. Deadclown says:

    That is just horrible…..LOL. Maybe if she turned around and…oh forget it

  59. RV says:

    LOOK AT HER WATCH LALAL backwards? even bigger fail?

  60. Blaster says:

    I’d still hit it.

  61. Ice says:

    Elephant tranquiliser is my strategy

  62. seduction says:

    haha epic fail.

  63. illegal failien says:

    She means strategy for killing people. It would kill me

  64. Maggi says:

    Maybe, possibly it’s deliberate? It reminds me of the ‘paris in springtime’ optical illusion. I didn’t get this one either until someone pointed it out.

  65. pheebz says:

    lolz

  66. flysi says:

    Damn. I took the picture cuz I thought it was funny on so many levels. Now I sort of feel bad for the poor lady.

    Aw, hell, it’s still funny. Also – it wasn’t Russia, it was Italy.

  67. lolzorzz says:

    omg fat bitch

  68. lucas says:

    she is imitating the clay pot to the left.

  69. kelly says:

    dyslexia or stupidity? you decide!

  70. Not A Rapist says:

    Side effects of seduction include failure

  71. Closer says:

    I do believe I vomited a little in my mouth

  72. Amanda says:

    He must live at home still. Check the bed out…. Twin and very 90’s. He is Fugly

    • Weener says:

      By any chance, did you wonder why everyone above you referred to this creature as a she? Please tell me you were confused.

      This is a failblog fail right here. This ugly chick should be wearing a t-shirt with fucked up wording: “Seduction my is new strategy”.

      I wondered what she might look like if she turned around and took that stupid t-shirt off. I was not expecting to be well rewarded, however, this is not at all what I expected. Looks like she had a few firearms under that fucked up t-shirt. Damn.

      I further wonder if failblog will ever catch it.

  73. justin says:

    i could live in her back fat

  74. Katie says:

    eww triple fail!
    1. fat
    2. grammar
    3. little kids!!

  75. Qrawzseg says:

    Sentence Structure Fail!!!

  76. Omg that’s a complete fail, who wears a shirt like that…
    Actually, who BUYS a shirt like that?

  77. Courtney says:

    this is a double fail.
    -Word Placement FAIL
    -Parenting Fail

  78. SuperGanj says:

    Look at her brown elbows too, Quadruple FAIL!

  79. SuperGanj says:

    Word placement FAIL
    Sexy FAIL
    Clothes Fitting FAIL
    Parenting FAIL
    Seduction FAIL

    QUADRUPLE FAIL PLUS ONE

  80. 51%Devil says:

    This my is embedding gag.

  81. Amber says:

    I’d say that’s a definite Parenting fail.

  82. blazethewolf says:

    ……….WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. blazethewolf says:

    DA FU** WITH THE SHIRT THAT IS A DOUBLE FAIL

  84. Hayley says:

    that is what we call an epic fail lol XD


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