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Bob

More like you just wanted to be the first commenter. That fail is hardly epic.

 
thomsedavi

Arg! This is why I don’t bother with comments on the internet. People constantly abusing each other over truly small and insignificant things. Vann says literally two words and it’s worth starting a flame war over. Why can’t you just let it go? Is it really worth it?

 
Anonymous

“This is why I don’t bother with comments on the internet.”

FAIL

 
 
anon

this is why we cant have nice things!!1

YES

poor parents best excuse

 
 
 
theb4ssm4n

Comment wars are fun! just dont take them personaly and its totally worth it. not taking it personally fail on ur part, sorry.

 
 
dropofkim

I love it! Someone is first, doesn’t claim to be first, and still get’s picked on for being first!

Usoki

“get’s”?

Apostrophe usage fail.

 
 
hobbes

b3nd over and i’ll show you hardly epic

ac1dt3st

“You’re right. I would hardly call that epic,” she laughed.

 
 
 
 
Dix-Huit

Denied. The fail is truly epic.

 
dufus

More like you just wanted to be the first commenter. This is hardly a fail at epic fail

 
 
 
eagle

A typical question for an american..

 
 
 
El hombre

Yo soy numero uno!

 
Alchemist

Basic spanish fail trifecta:
- In spanish you don’t have to say “Yo” because it’s implicit in the form “soy”.
- If you are “number one”, then you must be “The” number one (El numero uno).
- And, we use the opening exclamation too: ¡Soy …!

As a bonus, numero has a tilde: número.

Correct: ¡Soy el número uno!

See you!

Chris

You can you use Yo if you want to emphasize “I”, which, in this case, seems like a reasonable thing to do.

 
 
ac1dt3st

Fail! As long as we’re dealing with multiple choice questions, choose your favorite:

1. Spanish tutorial fail
2. tilde fail
3. acute fail
4. diacritical fail

This is a tilde: ~
There is no tilde in either “numero” or “número”.
This is a “u” with an acute accent (diacritic mark): ú

btw, I prefer “diacritical fail”. It has such a nice ring to it!

Alchemist

Guess how we call that acute accent or diacritical mark in spanish?
We call it “tilde”.

Therefore, you fail.
Kind of.
:)

bbbbbb

I never heard of calling an acute accent a tilde, it was always just acute accent.

Alchemist

Believe me, we do.
Or Believe Wikipedia if you prefer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilde
{
The tilde (~) (pronounced /ˈtɪldə/) is a grapheme with several uses. The name of the character comes from Spanish, from the Latin titulus meaning a title or superscription, though the term “tilde” has a different meaning in Spanish
}

Me

Sorry but Wikipedia is hardly a trusted source… Just saying :-)

 
 
Alchemist

Just open Wikipedia and search “tilde”.
You’ll see what I mean when I say it is a different thing in spanish.

 
 
ac1dt3st

o.k., according to this website, Alchemist is correct:
http://www.elearnspanishlanguage.com/pronunciation/acuteaccent.html

and at the bottom it says:
Note: The tilde over the letter n (ñ) is something else entirely

so, Alchemist Win, plus Ambiguous Term Fail? :D (or, High School Spanish Teacher Fail?)

 
ac1dt3st

o.k., according to the “e Learn Spanish Language” website, Alchemist is correct.

and at the bottom of the “La Tilde - Acute Accent - Spanish Pronunciation” page, it says:
Note: The tilde over the letter n (ñ) is something else entirely

so, Alchemist Win, plus Ambiguous Term Fail? :D (or, High School Spanish Teacher Fail?)

ac1dt3st

yeah, based on Server Response Fail and Policy Awareness Fail. :(

when my post didn’t show up after 10 minutes, i thought maybe messages that included URLs were blocked, so i posted again without the link.

so many ways to fail, such little time.

Univision

WAY TOO LONG OF AN ARGUMENT FAIL

 
 
 
 
 
elchubi

In spanish it’s Tilde d:

 
 
Hein

I know a tilde( ~) and that ain’t no tilde. That’s a ‘

 
El hombre

I don’t really care… I only took two years of Spanish in classes with terribly counterproductive students. It’s amazing enough that I didn’t kill myself surrounded by those idiots.

 
anon

Can’t see a tilde, did you mean “accent”?

 
Sterling Dragon

The word “número” does not have a “tilde.” It has an “accent.” The tilde (~) only appears above one letter (ñ), in the Spanish language.

Condescending correction fail!

 
sam?

haha tilde = squigly line over the n

thats an accent over the u buddy!!!

*epic phail*

 
 
 
assssdddddffff

Pole Position

Danometer

We don’t need to know about your love life.

 
 
Oo

Yeah, great fail (btw second)

 
 
minou

It’s Herpar Le, everybody knows this…

pew pew

I think even Captain Obvious shook his head with pity.

RogueThree

Herpar Le was one of the incorrect choices on the question.
Check the facts before you insult.

pew pew

um…its called SARCASM…kthx o.O

Captain Obvious saves the day again…

 
 
 
 
help me!!

PLEASE HELP ME,
my dad hits me all the time!!!

Gobby Bee

You must have done something to deserve it… FAIL

 
MommyMolester

Kill that bastard, KILL!!! That teach the bitch.

 
britney

hit me baby one more time

 
bored

Stop suckin him off then!

 
molesticide

i’ll help you, if you give me your address. note, however, that living with me, conditions will be relatively unchanged.

 
ac1dt3st

First Call For Help Fail.

 
RogueThree

Shut up and get back in the basement!

 
 
DeVir

I think it’s Hemingway

e

What scares me is that Hemingway is who I’d have said if I’d been asked blind (no prompting, no multiple choice, etc). Whoops.

Wolfie

You’re not alone. Hemingway would have been my guess.

 
 
 
 
Frog

I don’t get it… where’s the fail in this one?

Seriously