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That had to hurt…
So I’m going to assume since the “gasman” comments were removed. The moderator has banned him and his lame way?
Nah he’s probably just on vacation, so bend over and I’ll show you how I can fill in for him while he’s gone.
fail
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rofl fail
Those new V2.0 Segways are bad (the original Segways were more stable and easier to control.) And always wear your helmet, eh?
she hit hard enough were you could here it
you could hear it too! ouch!
homophone fail
tommie lee burch jr.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:41 am
she hit hard enough were you could “here” it
Friends say to her “This is why we cant have nice things.” XD oh yea…Ba-ZING
ha ha! those are the exact words that popped into my head…
segway win, annoying lady fail?
That’s how they roll.
i was expecting someone to say”WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE FUTURE!” and then see all of them disappear in a flash of light with flaming tyre tracks left behind them lol
Spelling fail. Tyre? Really?
Diversity of the english language fail. Some places outside of the USA spell it “tyre”. Tire is a verb to them.
HAhAHAHAA damn women drivers… lol
Anybody who rides one of those things deserves to fail.
And anyone who’s a fail, rides one of those things. Like Bush.
In soviet russia ‘those things’ ride You
Soviet Russia joke epic fail
In Soviet Russia joke fails you
LMAO soviet joke win.
In Soviet Russia Joke wins you
in soviet russia, two cows have you
Is Soviet Russia, video comments you.
first
in soviet russia job chooses yo- wait, what? thats true you say? and thats where the whole thing comes from because a russian diplomat said that to an american? oh.
I almost spit out my soda… thanks. haha
in capitalist omeriga ride things you
America FAIL.
what is this i is no gettin’ it. ‘splain please
you tried so hard to fail, that it overlapped into an epic wi….wait…no it didn’t…
I head that ever since Bush failed from one of those gizmos, the company stopped labbeling it as “idiot proofed”.
it may not be idiot proof, but this chick is in the very small club of segway
failures, as far as i know, there are only 2 members her and Bush(founder)
Hurd it.
Anybody who rides one of those things has already failed.
yeah seriously, the first fail was actually thinking those things aren’t stupid.
i can run faster than those things and for longer periods of time. worst. vehicle. EVAR!!!(im a good runner)
Ouch!
ya, TAKE A SEE B1TCH
lol. i failed. SEAT*
The one at the end on the left puts her hand up to her head like “FUK WE’RE DUMASSES”
The fall wasn’t much of a fail… But the woman trying to do a dance on her Segway, well… >.<
attention span fail…. it’s actually the other woman in red who falls… they switch positions shortly before the fail.
reading comprehension and lack of coffee fail. sorry.
In motocross it’s called a Can Can. Opposite is a Nac Nac. Freestyle Segway rulz its da schnitzle
segways rock, so much fun.
In soviest russia, Segways rock you, and have fun
In Russia Segways rock you, and have fun doing it
double post fail- first was worded better anyway
better that that dude with the grey and white picture who keeps posting under different names. hes an uber troll who needs to go outside.
The Segway – advanced fail technology.
Hope it was a wood floor, that was a loud thunk.
Actually it’s carpet over concrete.. I was at that convention and this is actually the second segway fail that happened there, but definitely the most deserved of ending up on the blog
User fail, not segway fail…
I agree — it’s the fault of the rider, not the technology.
Next we should make a one-wheel motorized personal transport. We’ll call it Uni-Way, and it’ll be better because it has less wheels, and the computer makes up for the less stability.
Why are we making dumber things with better technology?
Segway = stupid product FAIL
comment fail, i don’t know much about segways TBH
It remember me of the Bush Segway Fail Issue… XD
darn I missed that… anyone have a link to it?
it’s on this website somewhere which is unfortunatly so large you could easily get lost… remember tycobob9999 he got lost and died on this website that’s why we only get hisghost now.
mobile crusher *DUMP*
carpet padding fail
consciously, self-inflicted fail
I think this takes for granted that segway = fail, regardless of context.
I remember before they were released they were referred to as “Project Ginger” and were kept very hush-hush. Nobody had any idea what “Project Ginger” was, but the inventor kept hyping it by saying things like it would radically change society for all time. When it was unveiled, I remember thinking “THAT’s going to radically change society?”
I was expecting some new, renewable energy source or something. We got the Jetson’s version of Pee Wee Herman’s bike.
even before Ginger they were calling it ‘IT’
huurayyy
Very good!!!
OMG nobody’s said ‘first’ yet!
Well I just did, but I mean before that, and mine was in quotes so I wasn’t saying it literally.
yeah we must be on a different site
P.S to make up for lost time:
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st Fist Fist Fist
Fist fail,
In soviet Russia, comment fists YOU!
I was kind of disappointed that the one doing the failing was not the same lady who was failing at singing in the first part of the movie. Oh and segways are just embarrasing anyway. Especially segway tours.
Agree, I was really hoping it would be the dancing fool taking a spill.
amen to that. I saw a segway tour go past me while I was in Chicago last week. I wanted to push them all into traffic…but that would be more of a New York thing to do.
The dancing douche woman should have fallen instead.
FIRST!
nice faceplant
She’s eating carpet the SEG-way.
And the poor carpet isn’t having any fun due to her technique fail!
Fail with carpet burn on your face! Awesome!
Imagine having to tell people how you got that patch of road rash across your cheek… humiliation win!
Ben-Hur win! HESTON LIVES!
lol
And people wonder why we have a rising obesity problem in this country? Are we so lazy we can’t even walk? Yeeesh.
no jokes about women drivers in the comments yet?
and yes, the dancing women should have bit it.
I’m sure if it had been a group of guys in camo there would be NOOOO end of crowing from the women in the peanut gallery…
And it would have been a helluva lot funnier.
They looked a bit reckless speed-wise with all those people around; the crash was well deserved.
Jewtube took the video down.
NVM It just wasnt working for me for a minute.
raceism is lame make insults that dont offend an entire religion
spellcheck isnt lame make spellings that dont offend an entire language
hahahaha
Attention, grammarplz:
Spellcheck isn’t lame, true, but people who flame due to spelling
while they themselves completely ignore capitalization and punctuation are complete morons. And you’re the Burn of the Week? For shame, sir. I’ve heard better come-backs that start with “Yo Mama”.
For the record, I can type decently… I was just typing in the same style for the sake of sardonic humour. I got the Burn of the Week for mockery.
oh wow you got a burn of the week grats you must have been the one who sent it in aswell grats
“And you’re the Burn of the Week?”
Why did you start your sentence with a conjunction?
wow. It was a funny comment that you need to accept. Just because you
weren’t witty enough to come up with it first doesn’t mean you have to flame him. I thought it was funny.
BURN!!!
you are my new favorite.
Smack-down WIN!
Next up, grammer plz will be attempting a double apostrophe gainer and OH! Looks like he missed the pool! That’s GOTTA hurt!
why not ?
Spell “isn’t” right if you’re going to mock a grammar fail.
Ummmm…That’s the point. Irony fail.
LOL
respect ARE language – ENGLISH
Don’t you mean eeenngrish????
Dude, seriously? Making fun of Jews is not racism, it’s anti-semitism. You’re all morons.
“Dude, seriously? Making fun of Jews is not racism, it’s anti-semitism. You’re all morons.”
QFE
Dudes! Anti-semitism is a form of religionism, which in fact is not a form of racism. “Why?” do you ask? Because Judaism isn’t race!
WOW! Way to misspell “isn’t” buddy! There are apostrophes you know.
Uh, race != religion…
Oh wait, we’re talking about Jews. Carry on.
To be completely accurate – “Jewish” is not a race. So it’s not racism to begin with.
Jewtube???? You are a horrid, gross and awful example of a human being.
Real nice… Jewtube. Did that racism come from your mother the town whore or did it come from your father who diddled you in your sleep? I think you have a serious hatred issue which most likely stems form your childhood. Maybe you were sexually abused by the camp counselor? of were you just picked on alot by the kids for being stupid? hmmm – i open the forum…
shut up, you racist f*ck!
lmao shows what happens when you show off
Patience fail and j an additional fail for being an all around jackass.
Rubbing’s racing?
HEAD SHOT!
I think the epic fail belongs not to the chick that fell down, but the troglodyte who was stupidly kicking and dancing on hers at the beginning of the vid. Some people really need brain cancer.
i like your use of the word troglodyte.
that word needs to be used more often.
I concur heartily
Fail or not — I’d do any and all of them.
Fer godzake (and the future of humanity) wear a condom. We don’t need any more future Darwin award winners running around.
Nice. Species concern win.
Well, it seems it’s an evolution WIN for the girls if he’s serious…
Am i the only one finding those things ridiculous ?
Yes, absolutely, no one else has ever had that thought before. *eyeroll*
(drumkick)
Nice headbang btw
blabla i fail
That’s my kind of spontaneous!
Cheers
LOL AWESOME
THAT’S IN THE INDIANAPOLIS CONVENTION CENTER.
I wish someone pushed them over.
Holy shit! Epic FAIL! Nice and well deserved. Idiots.
The only cool person to ride one of those is GOB Bluth!
- “Girls with Low Self-Esteem”
I love that reference!!!! You had me at ROFL
FLOOR WIN
Swerved wildly before the wipe out. Watch it. Left…Right, LEFT-RIGHT-Bump-SPLAT! Where the hell are they anyway? A Mall? Airport? Conference center? What TWITS. At full speed too! RUG BURN WIN!
Free segway in airport would be a good idea or not?
Oh yeah… more fees to take the airplane :-S
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA instant fail! instant classic!
The Segway: A nifty solution to a problem that has yet to be discovered.
The reason they failed is because the building they were in hasn’t been rethought for segways yet.
That’s because it was designed for the more inteligent set.
Is “inteligent” anything like “intelligent”. (Sorry, but you WERE asking for it).
And, before you point it out, yes there should be a “?” instead of a “.” at the end of the first sentence. *Damn It!*
I never said I could spell. I can, however think. And walk, rather than ride one of those ridiculous contraptions.
No argument from me on the Segway. Give me a backpack, gear, dry food, a week with no commitments, and miles and miles of wilderness…. I’m a happy man. I just couldn’t resist tweaking you for misspelling the word “intelligent” in a reply where you were questioning the intelligence of the original poster. I would have laid awake all night regretting it.
I would have too. I must point out though, that spelling is not a sign of intellgence.
I fully agree. But, come on, you have to admit that that was just dangling there begging to be hit out of the park. Based on your writing style, you do seem like a very intelligent person. Just having some fun. Friends?
I was just sayin’. No biggie. I can be defensive, overly at times. Friends.
“that that”? tautology!
This reminds Chuck Norris of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vhKB22k_dg
Ahahaha
HOLY shit that was funny!!!!!
Photoshop!
Woah, Chuck is so Norris!
Carpet, meet face. Face, meet carpet.
Have to admit though. Apart from the facecrash, those things do look pretty fun.
I think anoamos
i think anmonamyos owns everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t screw are in shop class, if you screw around someone will get hurt.
The Segway looks nice, but that’s a lot of standing up for some people. Now, if they could add a chair, and some side panels to protect the user, a stick or wheel for changing direction, and put on two more wheels, now that would be a transport vehicle!
Fake ignorance win!
They alreasy tried that once. It’s called a car
fast! to the failmobile!
these coments have gone on for so long i’ve forgotten what the fail was
Like a modern day Ben Hur.
I’m confused as to what happened. Was it a mechanical malfunction of pilot error?
I thought for sure it’d be that girl who was effing around who got slammed.
Pilot error. Woman who fell down bumped the Segway to her right.
Open wheel racing! WIN!
I used to be a Segway tour guide, that kinda thing happens all the time.
Usually you can sense it coming well enough to jump off the machine.
Tried to roll over a wet marble curb once, the machine went down and I ended up in a push-up position with my nose an inch from the sidewalk.
what a disappointment the future is, no jet packs, no teleporters, just dancing dimwits on scooters. future fail
first, next is gay!
holy shit women cant drive ANYTHING
you are not a women, you are gay
Nice faceplant! If you are going to show-off in front of the camera, you deserve to eat carpet. Try walking. You lazy bunch of A-holes, perhaps then you wouldn’t seek so much attention. I do, however, suggest a crash helmet…maybe shoes that velcro closed too.
That tactic didn’t work when that guy in Ben-Hur tried it, either
That is the coolest thing I’ve seen a segway do.
lol
seems real… “balanced”
Isn’t a Segway itself already a fail in it’s own right?
That’s what people get for riding a vehicle you can’t sit down on in the first place. Or..natural selection win!
Nur ein Scheißemüller würde auf ein Segway fahren!
Carpet eh?
Can u imagine the static? Static FAIL!!
No-one would want to pick her up for fear of electrocution…
Yet another, terms of use FAIL.
The part that fails is that it’s impossible to fall off of one of those.
she must have not known how to ride one of those things because she was about an inch away from that other lady. ouchy…
Female drivers *sigh*
OOOOOWWWW!
that looked like it hurt!
ouch!
Bend pver and I’ll show you what’s after the beep.
I wasn’t gonna see if that was a bluff anyhow. I fold.
You just ruined it for me, gasman. Your whole appeal was that you only had one phrase, like some demented Eliza bot that parroted back what others said without understanding it. It was awe inspiring in a monomaniacal way, kind of like a force of nature. But now you’ve broken the spell. Sigh.