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  1. Cloral says:

    That had to hurt…

  2. Davey says:

    Anybody who rides one of those things deserves to fail.

  3. Anonymous says:

    The fall wasn’t much of a fail… But the woman trying to do a dance on her Segway, well… >.<

  4. Pootick says:

    segways rock, so much fun.

  5. SmogMonster says:

    The Segway – advanced fail technology.
    Hope it was a wood floor, that was a loud thunk.

    • Mike says:

      Actually it’s carpet over concrete.. I was at that convention and this is actually the second segway fail that happened there, but definitely the most deserved of ending up on the blog

  6. Tohams says:

    User fail, not segway fail…

    • gottabeme says:

      I agree — it’s the fault of the rider, not the technology.

      • Devon says:

        Next we should make a one-wheel motorized personal transport. We’ll call it Uni-Way, and it’ll be better because it has less wheels, and the computer makes up for the less stability.

        Why are we making dumber things with better technology?

        Segway = stupid product FAIL

  7. Omega says:

    It remember me of the Bush Segway Fail Issue… XD

    • Loliepop says:

      darn I missed that… anyone have a link to it?

      • dolt says:

        it’s on this website somewhere which is unfortunatly so large you could easily get lost… remember tycobob9999 he got lost and died on this website that’s why we only get hisghost now.

  8. sam says:

    mobile crusher *DUMP*

  9. [dangeruss] says:

    carpet padding fail

  10. Eduardo says:

    consciously, self-inflicted fail

  11. Eddy says:

    I think this takes for granted that segway = fail, regardless of context.

    • I remember before they were released they were referred to as “Project Ginger” and were kept very hush-hush. Nobody had any idea what “Project Ginger” was, but the inventor kept hyping it by saying things like it would radically change society for all time. When it was unveiled, I remember thinking “THAT’s going to radically change society?”

      I was expecting some new, renewable energy source or something. We got the Jetson’s version of Pee Wee Herman’s bike.

  12. SmogMonster says:

    OMG nobody’s said ‘first’ yet!
    Well I just did, but I mean before that, and mine was in quotes so I wasn’t saying it literally.

  13. walker says:

    I was kind of disappointed that the one doing the failing was not the same lady who was failing at singing in the first part of the movie. Oh and segways are just embarrasing anyway. Especially segway tours.

    • SpaceMan says:

      Agree, I was really hoping it would be the dancing fool taking a spill.

    • Dave says:

      amen to that. I saw a segway tour go past me while I was in Chicago last week. I wanted to push them all into traffic…but that would be more of a New York thing to do.

  14. Lucas says:

    The dancing douche woman should have fallen instead.

  15. helou says:

    FIRST!

    nice faceplant

  16. CG says:

    Fail with carpet burn on your face! Awesome!

    Imagine having to tell people how you got that patch of road rash across your cheek… humiliation win!

  17. happymisanthropy says:

    Ben-Hur win! HESTON LIVES!

  18. Avis says:

    And people wonder why we have a rising obesity problem in this country? Are we so lazy we can’t even walk? Yeeesh.

  19. dubspoke says:

    no jokes about women drivers in the comments yet?

    and yes, the dancing women should have bit it.

    • gunter says:

      I’m sure if it had been a group of guys in camo there would be NOOOO end of crowing from the women in the peanut gallery…

      And it would have been a helluva lot funnier.

  20. They looked a bit reckless speed-wise with all those people around; the crash was well deserved.

  21. 55555 says:

    Jewtube took the video down.

  22. minishaw says:

    lmao shows what happens when you show off

  23. Homer says:

    Patience fail and j an additional fail for being an all around jackass.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Rubbing’s racing?

  25. INRI says:

    HEAD SHOT!

  26. Amy says:

    I think the epic fail belongs not to the chick that fell down, but the troglodyte who was stupidly kicking and dancing on hers at the beginning of the vid. Some people really need brain cancer.

  27. Bill F. says:

    Fail or not — I’d do any and all of them.

  28. Dropt says:

    Am i the only one finding those things ridiculous ?

  29. Elvis says:

    Nice headbang btw

  30. Maddy says:

    That’s my kind of spontaneous!
    Cheers

  31. Mao says:

    LOL AWESOME

    THAT’S IN THE INDIANAPOLIS CONVENTION CENTER.

    I wish someone pushed them over.

  32. Ori says:

    Holy shit! Epic FAIL! Nice and well deserved. Idiots.

  33. elgordouno says:

    The only cool person to ride one of those is GOB Bluth!

    - “Girls with Low Self-Esteem”

  34. huzah says:

    FLOOR WIN

  35. dexter says:

    Swerved wildly before the wipe out. Watch it. Left…Right, LEFT-RIGHT-Bump-SPLAT! Where the hell are they anyway? A Mall? Airport? Conference center? What TWITS. At full speed too! RUG BURN WIN!

  36. Failuritis says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA instant fail! instant classic!

  37. reek says:

    The Segway: A nifty solution to a problem that has yet to be discovered.

  38. Chuck Norris says:

    This reminds Chuck Norris of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vhKB22k_dg

  39. pork says:

    Photoshop!

  40. GUY says:

    Woah, Chuck is so Norris!

  41. Wolfie says:

    Carpet, meet face. Face, meet carpet.

    Have to admit though. Apart from the facecrash, those things do look pretty fun.

  42. liljoeyster says:

    I think anoamos

  43. liljoeyster says:

    i think anmonamyos owns everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. kent says:

    Don’t screw are in shop class, if you screw around someone will get hurt.

  45. ClickClick says:

    The Segway looks nice, but that’s a lot of standing up for some people. Now, if they could add a chair, and some side panels to protect the user, a stick or wheel for changing direction, and put on two more wheels, now that would be a transport vehicle!

  46. duende says:

    fast! to the failmobile!

  47. dolt says:

    these coments have gone on for so long i’ve forgotten what the fail was

  48. beef says:

    Like a modern day Ben Hur.

  49. Jesse says:

    I’m confused as to what happened. Was it a mechanical malfunction of pilot error?

    I thought for sure it’d be that girl who was effing around who got slammed.

  50. Bob says:

    Open wheel racing! WIN!

  51. NorthAveBoy says:

    I used to be a Segway tour guide, that kinda thing happens all the time.

    Usually you can sense it coming well enough to jump off the machine.

    Tried to roll over a wet marble curb once, the machine went down and I ended up in a push-up position with my nose an inch from the sidewalk.

  52. earwigbananas says:

    what a disappointment the future is, no jet packs, no teleporters, just dancing dimwits on scooters. future fail

  53. anonyman says:

    first, next is gay!

  54. bob frapples says:

    holy shit women cant drive ANYTHING

  55. Jimmy says:

    Nice faceplant! If you are going to show-off in front of the camera, you deserve to eat carpet. Try walking. You lazy bunch of A-holes, perhaps then you wouldn’t seek so much attention. I do, however, suggest a crash helmet…maybe shoes that velcro closed too.

  56. smendler says:

    That tactic didn’t work when that guy in Ben-Hur tried it, either

  57. waller says:

    That is the coolest thing I’ve seen a segway do.

  58. somedude says:

    seems real… “balanced”

  59. MentalFloss says:

    Isn’t a Segway itself already a fail in it’s own right?

  60. Aequinoctium says:

    That’s what people get for riding a vehicle you can’t sit down on in the first place. Or..natural selection win!

  61. Daniel says:

    Nur ein Scheißemüller würde auf ein Segway fahren!

  62. mm says:

    Carpet eh?

    Can u imagine the static? Static FAIL!!

    No-one would want to pick her up for fear of electrocution…

  63. tacomagic says:

    Yet another, terms of use FAIL.

  64. Failbetch says:

    The part that fails is that it’s impossible to fall off of one of those.

  65. CATTT!!! says:

    she must have not known how to ride one of those things because she was about an inch away from that other lady. ouchy…

  66. Herder of Hypocrites says:

    Female drivers *sigh*

  67. that looked like it hurt!

  68. Bend pver and I’ll show you what’s after the beep.

  69. I wasn’t gonna see if that was a bluff anyhow. I fold.

  70. Seth says:

    You just ruined it for me, gasman. Your whole appeal was that you only had one phrase, like some demented Eliza bot that parroted back what others said without understanding it. It was awe inspiring in a monomaniacal way, kind of like a force of nature. But now you’ve broken the spell. Sigh.


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