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Kosher Fail

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OINK

There goes your trip to Israel.

 
 
tacostacostacos

‘Reply to this Comment’ fail.

james

dub the name captain obvious LOL

 
 
 
mark

heh.. cool.. so would it be “!כשר כשל” ?

 
Dorfl

The adjective goes /after/ the noun.

chadashah

No. You may not deprive lolspeak of its raw grammatic atrocity. That is its essence. Conjugation, sentence structure, and correct spelling are alien to lulz, as the intertubes intended.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
rexifelis

and now treats for your little ones! pig’s feet! great for passover!

 
 
Shlomo

Holy hell.

That’s worse than those marketing idiots at McDonald’s who put the bacon, sausage, or ham on a BAGEL. Oy gevalt.

Vernunft

Bagel sandwiches are great. Well, not at McDonald’s, but at real food establishments…

Also, I could have sworn Fail Blog did this months ago. I know I’ve seen it around.

Kurt

The steak bagels were awesome. too bad they discontinued them. :(

gumby

They did that because the steak bagels included so much cholesterol they discontinued your heartbeat.

Deadclown

gumby
“They did that because the steak bagels included so much cholesterol they discontinued your heartbeat.”

Style win…..

 
 
 
 
Delphi

Yeah, but I don’t even think the bagels are Kosher at McDonalds. Anyway, the REAL crime is the spongy, flourescent substance they attempt to pass off as ‘eggs’. Nothing destroys a breakfast sandwich like spongy-eggs.

markmier

When I worked at McD’s around 1990, they were in fact real eggs.

asdfds

Yes but that was when they had money to buy real eggs. Now they spend it all on their chicken nuggets….”Now with REAL white meat!”

Nonymous

Because black meat wasn’t good enough for them? Racists!*

*Do not take this comment seriously.

 
Kurt

Public service announcement. If you want real eggs at McDonald’s.. TOUGH CRAP….just kidding, when you order your eggy breakfest, request round eggs. That’s the only kind of eggs they have that come from a shell. everything else comes from a milk carton which I find slightly disturbing (Not as bad as the ‘egg product’ in Clerks 2 mind you)

 
kannadzuki

The so-called “real white meat” is so misleading. I tried a chicken mcnugget again for the first time in many years when they first advertised it… and it tasted exactly the same as I remember, had the same texture…. but was whiter inside. Eeeyugh… still recombined. >_<

 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

Maybe its made from kosher pigs who separate their slop onto two sets of dishes.

 
 
gassyman

Since I stink. I’m going to show myself FIRST!

 
RogueThree

Oh yeah, great for Chanukah… if you’re a Christian and don’t even celebrate it… or you’re a very lax Jew.

chadashah

What - they have “messianic” groceries now?

“On sale for Channukah at Quality Treif…”

 
 
david

jews don’t eat ham? why not?

You've Got Fail

cultural awareness fail

Kurt

Reminds me of an associate who saw something mentioning Channukah and when reading the sign pronounced it phonetically. When it was pointed out that Channukah was in fact the commonly known holiday he responded with “Cha nook ah is part of Hannukah”

 
 
 
 
Danometer

You have heard of a SEARCH ENGINE, right?

 
durr

this is how the internet works

1. google
2. wikipedia
3. dictionary

98843874. ask on a public message board

raelalt

What’s a public message board?

chadashah

It’s a big truck.

Eddy

Is it Ted Steven’s truck?

chadashah

Nah, Ted travels via a public transport system consisting of trains running through an array of hollow round underground tunnels. I believe he alluded to a group of cylindrical tunnels in a speech once.

 
 
 
 
 
david

i don’t think i have google installed on this computer :(
i went to the library, but they don’t have wikipedia, just “encyclopedia”, would this work?
do they sell dictionaries at the library maybe?

A. Non

The library is more like a book rental service, rather than a regular store.

 
RogueThree

Okay. Now I know you’re joking. But on the off chance you aren’t…
Google doesn’t require downloading. It’s browser-based.
Wikipedia is a website.
Libraries don’t sell books, they rent them.

Kurt

If this is incorrect wherever you are, I apologize, but libraries LOAN books (I’ve seen one that rented out new releases but it was the exception not the rule)

 
dolt

libraries sell their old books which are falling apart for vitually nothing … i bought three the other day

 
 
 
 
 
 
BAW

Because ham is made from pig, and it is against the Jewish and Muslim religions to eat pig or indeed to have any contact with any pig product. (Back when footballs were really made of pigskin, Jewish kids never played football.)

Anonymous