Comments on: Sign Fail

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:42:11 +0000

some bathrooms are torturous to some people.

By: MyChemicalApocalypse

MyChemicalApocalypse — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:36:30 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNEvl4crUlA
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
reminds me of that. it’s all serious but there’s a word someone changes or something. f–king hilarious.

By: delaware

delaware — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:40:48 +0000

i was once water boarded by a urinal they are no joke

By: 51%Devil

51%Devil — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:19:04 +0000

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:04:07 +0000

Could be more true than we think.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:37:50 +0000

I have failed then

By: IVOR

IVOR — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:36:15 +0000

The cars arrived one after the other in succesion.

*WITHOUT READING WEBPAGE PWNAGE*

By: blossomawesome

blossomawesome — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:04:56 +0000

you with the mac, you’re a MORON.
they’re talking about on a Windows OS, which is VASTLY more common than a mac.
it’s force quit for windows.

By: blossomawesome

blossomawesome — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:04:04 +0000

on a failmac it does.
on a windows PC, it refreshes the page.

By: anon

anon — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:07:21 +0000

Uh, no. It refreshes the page.

By: Eleriel

Eleriel — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:22:29 +0000

“seriously, have you SEEN our restrooms recently? they’re nasty!”

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:32:32 +0000

That opens System Preferences (error message sound effects).

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:30:40 +0000

I own, and are currently using a MacBook (Black). F5 (I know for a fact)
increases the volume.

By: Chad

Chad — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:12:31 +0000

People should try Alt-F4

By: lelly

lelly — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:17:12 +0000

so you should – plus give your son a gold star (*)

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:37:44 +0000

Relevance fail

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:35:44 +0000

…Why would you need to photoshop it? Someone could just have printed the Restroom sign and stuck it on themselves, then took a picture.

By: pichupet101

pichupet101 — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:07:17 +0000

LOL THAT WAS EPIC.

By: MYTN

MYTN — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:39:32 +0000

Well I really hope our Pentagon stops funding these malevolent…restrooms…

By: epicfail

epicfail — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:06:07 +0000

they should have put another roll in the toilet paper dispenser.

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:00:05 +0000

Way to go, champ. Good thing you noticed this, a whole 27 hours after i posted the same comment.

By: Momatwo

Momatwo — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:32:49 +0000

I think I’ve visited this toilet and where I tried to hold onto my handbag, keep the broken door closed, reaching for the non-existent tissue all while trying to keep from sitting down… Maybe I breezed right past that darn warning sign then. Sure would’ve helped knowing in advance what I was in for. That was definitely torture.

By: Fridge

Fridge — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:05:08 +0000

Tautology Much

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=define%3A+tautology for those who don’t know what tautology is.

By: lemongirl

lemongirl — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:58:33 +0000

Somebody kept coming into the grocery store where I used to work and would sh*t in the shopping aisles late at night. Runny ones, too. Night shift employees labeled him/her “The Mad Pooper.”

By: lemongirl

lemongirl — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:54:55 +0000

Ew…

By: lemongirl

lemongirl — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:54:17 +0000

My sarcasm detector is beeping like crazy…stop torturing it…

By: liljoeyster

liljoeyster — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:54:52 +0000

hiiiiiiiiiiii

By: Feces Fetish

Feces Fetish — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:14:41 +0000

I shit in my hazmat suit one time.

By: MarkFL

MarkFL — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:39:52 +0000

The “innocent people” are the folks who have to clean up the restrooms. Tuesday it was me, when someone decided the urinal was an acceptable place to take a crap.

I work at a bookstore, where you would expect a slightly more intelligent and mature clientele than that at, say, the bus depot. Guess again. I can think of several times we’ve had to clean poo off the floor, and one person had such poor aim in the stall that someone had to remove the seat and clean it in the utility sink out back.

At another store in our company, some guy smeared feces all over the wall, and they had to shut down the men’s room until a hazmat crew could sanitize it.

By: Mr. Tamborine Man

Mr. Tamborine Man — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:43:45 +0000

Stupid double post; this website’s fuckin me up tonight. Sorry. I fail.

By: Mr. Tamborine Man

Mr. Tamborine Man — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:42:54 +0000

I’d say it’s like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.

By: Mr. Tamborine Man

Mr. Tamborine Man — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:35:38 +0000

I’d say more like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.

By: Mr. Tamborine Man

Mr. Tamborine Man — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:30:29 +0000

I would call it more like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.

By: Sponge

Sponge — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:25:21 +0000

sounds about right…

By: Wei

Wei — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:19:13 +0000

In Russia restrooms torturate you

By: dumbass

dumbass — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:56:39 +0000

ROFL on the floor laughing

By: Insanus

Insanus — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:29:39 +0000

You guys are like a rolling fail.

By: Insanus

Insanus — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:26:48 +0000

homophobic.

By: Nonymous

Nonymous — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:15:26 +0000

It’s a toilet for closet perverts.

By: Nonymous

Nonymous — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:13:00 +0000

The fonts aren’t identical! DUUUUR!

By: Nathaniel

Nathaniel — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:19:57 +0000

There’s also a grammar fail. “EVERYDAY” should be “EVERY DAY.” It’s generally only one word when modifying a noun, as in “everyday idiots.”

By: boogers

boogers — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:19:53 +0000

sorry, it’s torture cuz i pooped in it.

By: Robert Zimmerman

Robert Zimmerman — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:58:21 +0000

My bad.

By: anonyman

anonyman — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:14:54 +0000

giggle giggle

By: purduein98

purduein98 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:13:48 +0000

FAIL to those who hit F5 to see what it does.

By: You've Got Fail

You've Got Fail — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:01:24 +0000

“you yanks…” does that mean you’re of the Commonwealth, where they call it a “WC,” or “water closet?” What the hell kind of name is “water closet?”

By: limez0r

limez0r — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:34:22 +0000

troops?

By: 999

999 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:54:22 +0000

latrina was latin for toilet.

By: failblog

failblog — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:42:52 +0000

“lavare” means “to wash” in Latin… unsure about latrine, though.

By: ucantfindme

ucantfindme — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:31:28 +0000

cute pun