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rofl thats gr8
oh and thats my second NO.1
Your mommy must be proud
yah
The best bit of you my friend dribbled down your mommy’s leg!
Some public restrooms feel like torture
nothing like proving you have nothing more to your life than hitting F5
FAIL to those who hit F5 to see what it does.
ROFL on the floor laughing
Tautology Much
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=define%3A+tautology for those who don’t know what tautology is.
The cars arrived one after the other in succesion.
*WITHOUT READING WEBPAGE PWNAGE*
I own, and are currently using a MacBook (Black). F5 (I know for a fact)
increases the volume.
Uh, no. It refreshes the page.
on a failmac it does.
on a windows PC, it refreshes the page.
People should try Alt-F4
That opens System Preferences (error message sound effects).
you with the mac, you’re a MORON.
they’re talking about on a Windows OS, which is VASTLY more common than a mac.
it’s force quit for windows.
I have failed then
I am proud!
WIN
so you should – plus give your son a gold star (*)
it’z even got an arrow for accusationz
although as PC gone mad i say we shouldn’t say it was all toilets because that would be disscrimination against toilets nor can we say it is just toilets.
I shitz on teh toiletz
And that’s why I’z pissed at toilets.
hahaha
about time somebody recognizes..
I knew it was the restrooms. dam.
Just a sniff is enough to make you crack….
F disatke!
Restrooms rulez! Send them to Iraq!
Can anyone see through what’s written under that sign?
you can be faily sure it says government
It doesn’t. That’s not a ‘G’. And the dot at the end isn’t connected to any letter under the sign, so not a ‘t’.
troops?
it says “come find out” or something about the school’s amnesty international club meeting
Sooooo photoshoped!
PROVE IT
The fonts aren’t identical! DUUUUR!
My sarcasm detector is beeping like crazy…stop torturing it…
…Why would you need to photoshop it? Someone could just have printed the Restroom sign and stuck it on themselves, then took a picture.
Heh, pwnd sign
. Itz like that “respect are – country speaking English”, I was roflin’ at that sign in FailOfWeek…
Bob Saget
I don’t think that’s a fail. In fact I think that’s a very good and legitimate warning. More restrooms should have similar cautions.
I take that as a personal attack against restrooms, please apologize for said comment.
I’ve never understood why you yanks call it a restroom or a bathroom, coz you don’t go there for a rest or a quick bath do you? Someone please explain!! Now!
It’s a euphemism, I guess, though why we are afraid of offending someone by saying “toilet” I’ll never know. By the way, people do take baths in bathrooms. Just the ones in their house.
Restroom is a global euphemism. Would you prefer I call it a dunny? I’m Australian, so technically I suppose that’s how I should refer to it. No?
or you could call it the ”head”. No? That’s what navy personell call it… Or latrine?
“I’m just going to the head for a shit.”?
Ew…
Remember the word “lavatory”?? I never did get that one, wonder if it’s related to “latrine”
“lavare” means “to wash” in Latin… unsure about latrine, though.
latrina was latin for toilet.
Well, at one time many ladies restrooms, especially in department stores, would have a separate sitting room with couches and tables and stuff.
Yeah actually there is a bath tub in my bathroom http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/designers_portfolio/portfolio/0,2159,HGTV_16257_1401,00.html
So we call it a bathroom, and kids probably learn it that way and grow accustomed to it and don’t say it 10 different ways just because of slightly different contexts…
or maybe we’re just flaming idiots, but who gives a fuck? Just another tired question like, “lolol y do u call it soccer, it’s football, lolol” even though the term “soccer” originated in England.
read a fucking book fail
Highly accurate, if hostile indictment of many of the juvenile posters WIN. ANGST win.
“you yanks…” does that mean you’re of the Commonwealth, where they call it a “WC,” or “water closet?” What the hell kind of name is “water closet?”
It’s a toilet for closet perverts.
homophobic.
You silly, don’t you know that wasn’t an attack on the toilets, but the government that turned toilets into torture devices? I thought it was obvious, duh.
Someone understands the pain.
Life is complete now.
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
…math fail.
Wow you don’t get the joke do you?
How simple minded.
no sense of humor fail
It’s a joke. Learn to get them.
Math fail
zpelling fail … mathS
Globalisation fail.
Or is that GlobaliZation fail? See what I did there?
Pun fail.
cute pun
Relevance fail
The toilets flush copies of the Koran down themselves, at least, Newsweek would have us believe so.
Oops. “…themselves; well, Newsweek would have us believe so anyway.”
The meaning of the original post was kinda vague.
Explaining a joke sucks the funny right out of it.
I wasn’t explaining. I was making the meaning clearer to others so nobody would be accidentally offended or something…
But, yeah, I killed my own joke.
Well, I’m glad to hear that ‘explaining’, and ‘making the meaning clearer’ aren’t the same thing…Idiot.
We are being tortured by disabled toilets that we have to ride our wheelchairs down the stairs to reach in the first place…
I saw a cancer cookie floating in a torture toilet today.
Isn’t that a Bob Dylan song?
Funny you should ask. No. That was ‘ Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again’
Thanks, Bob. Unless I’m really drunk, I can’t understand a damn thing that you’re singing… and then I think it’s just free-form interpretation on my part. “Tangled up in spooge” for instance.
I think you meant “Subterranean Homesick Spooge”. I usually do that one immediately following “Fail, Lady, Fail”, and ” A Hard Fail’s Gonna Fall”.
I thought it was “Stuck Insdie of a Mobile Home with the Memphis Forclosure Blues again.”
My bad.
You guys are like a rolling fail.
I would call it more like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.
I’d say more like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.
I’d say it’s like a Bootheels Are A Wanderin’ fail.
Stupid double post; this website’s fuckin me up tonight. Sorry. I fail.
In Soviet Russia, Restroom uses you!
These always crack me up.
BAH! beat me to it.
BTW, spelling fail on Everyday. It should be Every Day.
I agree 100% That’s why I hate public restrooms. The way they are maintained, or lack of same, using them is torture. Plus you have to make sure you don’t have too wide a stance else you will go to prison.
Just how innocent are these people anyway? Don’t they go into these restrooms on their own accord? Maybe they are asking for it.
The “innocent people” are the folks who have to clean up the restrooms. Tuesday it was me, when someone decided the urinal was an acceptable place to take a crap.
I work at a bookstore, where you would expect a slightly more intelligent and mature clientele than that at, say, the bus depot. Guess again. I can think of several times we’ve had to clean poo off the floor, and one person had such poor aim in the stall that someone had to remove the seat and clean it in the utility sink out back.
At another store in our company, some guy smeared feces all over the wall, and they had to shut down the men’s room until a hazmat crew could sanitize it.
I shit in my hazmat suit one time.
Somebody kept coming into the grocery store where I used to work and would sh*t in the shopping aisles late at night. Runny ones, too. Night shift employees labeled him/her “The Mad Pooper.”
Lol, talk about water boarding.
World Can’t Wait can’t stand the crappers.
first, next is gay!
giggle giggle
sorry, it’s torture cuz i pooped in it.
There’s also a grammar fail. “EVERYDAY” should be “EVERY DAY.” It’s generally only one word when modifying a noun, as in “everyday idiots.”
Way to go, champ. Good thing you noticed this, a whole 27 hours after i posted the same comment.
In Russia restrooms torturate you
sounds about right…
hiiiiiiiiiiii
I think I’ve visited this toilet and where I tried to hold onto my handbag, keep the broken door closed, reaching for the non-existent tissue all while trying to keep from sitting down… Maybe I breezed right past that darn warning sign then. Sure would’ve helped knowing in advance what I was in for. That was definitely torture.
they should have put another roll in the toilet paper dispenser.
Well I really hope our Pentagon stops funding these malevolent…restrooms…
LOL THAT WAS EPIC.
“seriously, have you SEEN our restrooms recently? they’re nasty!”
Could be more true than we think.
i was once water boarded by a urinal
they are no joke
“pver” LOL nice!!!
bend pver and ill show you LOL nice