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T0AD

riding the train and getting sucked of second is not as good as first

Anonymous

I hatez sloppieh sekonds

 
 
 
boo

in soviet russia, platform suck off YOU

 
 
 
Gibbo

Interesting, but would u really want to get sucked off by say… a train?

ema

Doesn’t actually say it will be the train.

Gibbo

True, but it doesn’t guarantee you will get sucked off. It only says “may” get sucked off. So firstly its not a guarantee, and secondly your not entirely sure what will suck you off. Suppose many would still take the chance.

Ralf

Even the possibility of getting sucked off should be enough to try.

 
britishandproud

Do any of you guys know anything about trains? *sighs*
the air made by the train going past sucks you under
and you get crushed staright under the wheels of a 2-5 ton carriage so it means
instant death! SIGN WIN!

Aequinoctium

British pride fail

 
 
 
 
Train RIDER

Hey, you take what you can get.

 
 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

Good Peter Kay joke there. Never realised it was actually on a sign, lol.

 
RogueEleven

ONE BILLION!!!two!!!!

 
 
Whitey

*steps to the front of the platform*

random dude

then u get hit on the back of ur head and fall off the platform.

Lol

Yeah, but at least he gets to enjoy his last moments… ALOT.

 
 
 
the incredible bulk

*pushes you off the platform*

 
 
fepic ail

the line must be drawn HEAH!!!!

 
bobby

Is that what “train” means?

bobby

I meant “Isn’t that what ‘train’ means?”

No negative fail.

aphrodite

I’ll take “Trains” for a thousand, Alex…

greasycat

Is that what head of the line means?

Kurt

Not head of the line, but line of the head

 
 
 
 
 
 
Boner

Not a fail, just a regular sign stating the obvious. Move along.

Let me get these out of the way…

“Bend 0ver, I’ll show you a sign”
“In Sov!et Russia, sign shows you!”
“I really like c0caine, got any cocaine?”
“Next commenter is gay”
“That’s what she said”

Boner, Jr.

What about photoshopped??

fara

Definitely not photoshopped. These are all over some of the stations on the London Tube. You’ll see them if you head in on the Piccadilly line from Heathrow Airport.

 
Matt

Well… not quite. The signs usually say “Keep back from platform edge. Stand behind yellow line”.

Incidentally, if you’re at a small station in England somewhere and there’s an automatic announcement like “A high speed train is approaching and will not stop at this station, stand well back from the platform edge” it’s a really good idea. They suck really hard at 120miles/hour.

 
oddcat

so you could ultimately get sucked off on the tube if you dont read the signs?

 
Mike

No you won’t, not least because this is a British Rail sign, not the Underground. People only imagine that’s what they’re seeing. Actually read them properly sometime.

This is a total Photoshop job, unless someone had fun at some station or another with sticky letters.
The real signs say “High-speed trains pass this platform” on the second line. Go look.

In short, FAIL FAIL.

 
 
 
Khaaaaaaaan

Comment. WIN. Period.

 
Anonymous

What about “First!!!1″

 
 
 
ucantfindme

well said Boner glad to see I’m not the only one getting tired of the overused comments by the net nerds!

 
RogueEleven

Metalocalypse win.

 
 
huh

just like to say
MYTHBUSTERS BUSTED THAT MYTH
wooooooooo

rofls house of waffles

oh snap thats right
I completely forgot about that episode!

 
Seth

But can one get sucked off by Kari Byron? That’s one myth I’d love to bust.

Khaaaaaaaan

Kari Byron in a bikini graced my home page for over a year…

Ryan Anzaldi

You know, she has nude pictures on teh internets?

RogueEleven

they’re all fakes or pictures of alex sim-wise who looks just like her

 
 
 
hobbes

You’d love to bust. I get it……

 
fepic ail

too bad she’s married :(

Anonymous

cause yeah, you’d have a chance.

 
 
 
Ama

If mythbusters busted it, why is it I can stand in a BART station and easily get tossed about if I come to close to a train entering or exiting?! If you’re just a little girl like I am, a train can definitely blow you, lol.

 
 
Boner

Not a fail, just a regular sign stating the obvious. Move along.

o 3o

They could’ve worded it better, though.
Hence, funny.

 
 
Nabokov

In Soviet Russia, train sucks off you …

… oh wait … that’s what the sign says already …

 
 
Ross

Arrrrrrr……… Kings Cross!

(you won’t get it if you are not a Londoner)

happymisanthropy

How cross is he?

 
boo

You won’t get it unless you are not a londoner or have not read harry potter.

aphrodite

*giggles*lulz to you…..*giggles*

 
Ross

Kings Cross is a train station in north London, the area was known for its prostitute not Harry Potter.

flip

What if Hairy Porter is a prostitute?

 
 
 
aphrodite

Yeah, tool, cus nobody ever travels…

 
Lol

Er… I’m not a Londoner and I get it. We have a similar place here in Sydney…

 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

…except that this is Penrith - about as far from Kings Cross as you can get in England…

 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

And what’s with the “Arrrrrr……”? You’re not from London at all, are you?! You’re Cornish!

 
Wren

Lol yeah… it’s also at both Victoria and Battersea stations. =)

 
 
RogueThree

Surprise fellatio seems to happen a lot there.

Wolfie

Not that anyone complains.

The Chiidi

as opposed to the surprise buttsex, which rarely goes over very well