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first sucked off
riding the train and getting sucked of second is not as good as first
I hatez sloppieh sekonds
I DID IT 4 TEH LULZ!
in soviet russia, platform suck off YOU
*masturbates*
Interesting, but would u really want to get sucked off by say… a train?
Doesn’t actually say it will be the train.
True, but it doesn’t guarantee you will get sucked off. It only says “may” get sucked off. So firstly its not a guarantee, and secondly your not entirely sure what will suck you off. Suppose many would still take the chance.
Even the possibility of getting sucked off should be enough to try.
Do any of you guys know anything about trains? *sighs*
the air made by the train going past sucks you under
and you get crushed staright under the wheels of a 2-5 ton carriage so it means
instant death! SIGN WIN!
British pride fail
Hey, you take what you can get.
Good Peter Kay joke there. Never realised it was actually on a sign, lol.
FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!
ONE BILLION!!!two!!!!
*steps to the front of the platform*
then u get hit on the back of ur head and fall off the platform.
Yeah, but at least he gets to enjoy his last moments… ALOT.
That’s funny dude!
*pushes you off the platform*
I bet there is a line.
the line must be drawn HEAH!!!!
Is that what “train” means?
I meant “Isn’t that what ‘train’ means?”
No negative fail.
I’ll take “Trains” for a thousand, Alex…
Is that what head of the line means?
Not head of the line, but line of the head
Not a fail, just a regular sign stating the obvious. Move along.
Let me get these out of the way…
“Bend 0ver, I’ll show you a sign”
“In Sov!et Russia, sign shows you!”
“I really like c0caine, got any cocaine?”
“Next commenter is gay”
“That’s what she said”
What about photoshopped??
Definitely not photoshopped. These are all over some of the stations on the London Tube. You’ll see them if you head in on the Piccadilly line from Heathrow Airport.
You fail.
Well… not quite. The signs usually say “Keep back from platform edge. Stand behind yellow line”.
Incidentally, if you’re at a small station in England somewhere and there’s an automatic announcement like “A high speed train is approaching and will not stop at this station, stand well back from the platform edge” it’s a really good idea. They suck really hard at 120miles/hour.
so you could ultimately get sucked off on the tube if you dont read the signs?
No you won’t, not least because this is a British Rail sign, not the Underground. People only imagine that’s what they’re seeing. Actually read them properly sometime.
This is a total Photoshop job, unless someone had fun at some station or another with sticky letters.
The real signs say “High-speed trains pass this platform” on the second line. Go look.
In short, FAIL FAIL.
Comment. WIN. Period.
What about “First!!!1″
Win.
win
well said Boner glad to see I’m not the only one getting tired of the overused comments by the net nerds!
Metalocalypse win.
just like to say
MYTHBUSTERS BUSTED THAT MYTH
wooooooooo
oh snap thats right
I completely forgot about that episode!
But can one get sucked off by Kari Byron? That’s one myth I’d love to bust.
Kari Byron in a bikini graced my home page for over a year…
You know, she has nude pictures on teh internets?
they’re all fakes or pictures of alex sim-wise who looks just like her
You’d love to bust. I get it……
too bad she’s married
cause yeah, you’d have a chance.
If mythbusters busted it, why is it I can stand in a BART station and easily get tossed about if I come to close to a train entering or exiting?! If you’re just a little girl like I am, a train can definitely blow you, lol.
Not a fail, just a regular sign stating the obvious. Move along.
They could’ve worded it better, though.
Hence, funny.
In Soviet Russia, train sucks off you …
… oh wait … that’s what the sign says already …
inertia WIN
Arrrrrrr……… Kings Cross!
(you won’t get it if you are not a Londoner)
How cross is he?
You won’t get it unless you are not a londoner or have not read harry potter.
*giggles*lulz to you…..*giggles*
Kings Cross is a train station in north London, the area was known for its prostitute not Harry Potter.
What if Hairy Porter is a prostitute?
Yeah, tool, cus nobody ever travels…
Er… I’m not a Londoner and I get it. We have a similar place here in Sydney…
…except that this is Penrith - about as far from Kings Cross as you can get in England…
And what’s with the “Arrrrrr……”? You’re not from London at all, are you?! You’re Cornish!
Lol yeah… it’s also at both Victoria and Battersea stations. =)
Surprise fellatio seems to happen a lot there.
Not that anyone complains.
as opposed to the surprise buttsex, which rarely goes over very well