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Towing Capacity Fail

Submitted by Marcos G.

Incorrect credit?

199 Failures in Communication »

Sonucais

yeah .. i just couldn’t let it go .. lol

Anomnomnomymous

Greetings Sonucais. I hope an inordinately large turtle tramples your testicles.

 
monkey funker

testrampicles. ouch.

 
 
rob chris

or
may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits

 
 
MJolly

All you had to do was post this comment, and people would’ve acknowledged that you were “first”.

Jesse

I wish the videos I record had laugh tracks, too.

 
 
 
 
 
 
skate6566

You and your asinine behavior.

 

me love it…
going up the hill and down again…
wonderful technique!!!

= brake fail?
= little car fail??
= job fail?

I dont know…
funny win!

Mike

None of the above. It was a simple case of Massive Engine Failure.

Winterval

Looked more like tiny engine failure to me.

Kit

“The little engine that couldn’t, and then rolled down a cliff”? Talk about an anti-inspirational children’s book.

EvilPsychiatrist

Dunno, that describes my childhood perfectly.

 
 
 
 
 
kannadzuki

This epic fail was brought to you by exactly what the title says caused it to happen.

People overload their cars (or even trucks) all the time. This was a great extreme example. :P

 
 
Warpig127

Woohoo you’ve accomplished nothing!

Sonucais

oh yes i did
and how many times you came first?

Slimer

Is coming first something of which to be proud?

rob chris

he thinks so,but his girl freind thinks its a FAIL

Malfeasant

you give him too much credit

 
 
 
 
 
 
rrr

Spelling fail. In Polish you say “Pierwsza”

suomynonA

Twoja stara to fail

 
redundancy?

You can say that again.

RogueThree

Redundancy WIN
Just saying it again, is all.

Malfeasant

thank you
this message brought to you by the department of redundancy department
thank you
with a side order of deja vu
thank you

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
umm

dont smoke cigarettes dont take any drugs dont go out at night , just fuck!

flip

Now that you mention it, there’s some business to do.. brb!

 
 
 
Squareenixjustbrokemyheart

Hilarious!

 
Jim

I’d say traction fail for the second part. Perhaps a motor fail for the initial failure, though.

Spelling Nazi

The real fail is in the thought process that led up to him hooking that sleeper up to the Yugo. Whatever happened next was expected.

 
 
Mike

note all the smoke coming out the engine…

flip

“Damn where’s all that fog comin’ from? OOHHhhh F… SHIT down the hill again..”

 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Dutchman

Muhaha Noob-Camper :-D

 
Wolfie

Clever comment win XD

 
JaJa

Noob Car owner.

even a blond wouldnt won one of those.

 
 
PenisFail

fails are gay now, what happened people, come on. my penis fails, but that’s not funny

 
 
 
Vagabond

Aw, it’s like the little engine that could!
… Ya know… except it can’t >.>

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I… WHOOOOAAAAA SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!

 
SUOMYNONA

The Little Engine That Could: The True Story win!

 
 
 
ucantfindme

i am actually amazed they got as far up the hill as they did

Jim

The faster you push me, the father I get;
You’re adding velocity.
I will go very far, but not as far as that car.

Mo-mentum!

RogueThree

Never, never try to gauge temp’rature
When ya tend to travel
At such speeeeed
As our velocity!

 
GlaDOS

Remember, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

 
 
 
Anonymous

Well, if you have a manual transmission and know how to drive, you can tow quite a lot behind a small car. When I moved, I towed a 1180 kg (2600 lbs) trailer 4700 km (2900 mi) with my Chevrolet Optra5 (also sold as a Suzuki Reno or a Chev Lacetti). The curb weight of the car is 1260 kg, but I also had a good 500 kg of cargo in it, too.

Obviously acceleration wasn’t great, and the load demanded a lot from the brakes, but once I got moving, the 119 hp 2L engine let me pass people going up 6% grades at 100 km/h! I certainly surprised a few people! The trick is to keep the revs high. I did most of the hill climbing between 5 and 5.5k. Gotta love third gear.

Of course, if I had tried that with an automatic, I certainly would have overheated it, leading to the results this tool experienced.

mr.wizard

thnx for the physics lesson

Anonymous

That’s not even physics, you tard.

Malfeasant

brain surgery?