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Bill

The garden of hanging babies is one of the wonders of ancient babylon

danoob

yeah those little dmn bastards die so fast while building the tower

 
 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

Sod the baby hanging… they have toilets specially for cripples now? What next? They’ll be letting women drive before too long…

Anonymous

cripples are okay but women drivers that went horribly wrong in the u k

 
 
Hey-nonny-nonny-mous

Or is that a toilet which doesn’t work?

In which case, why’s it on a sign?

Jesse

Exactly–I want to know what a “disabled toilet” is. It can’t flush all your poo down?

 
 
brichi

DOI! You seem to have been the first and only that got that… kudos!

Reza

May I just say that I got it too, probably faster than anyone else (or not), but FAILED to visit this site in time to be point it out. I may have failed at this, but I was doing something more important that has left me with no room to fail.

molesticide

man i am constantly in awe of how stupid most of you people are.

balgram

You won some points with that comment, lemme tell ya. Way to insult the intelligence of others.

mr.steve

are you practising to be a crime fighter?
starting in the comments pages to see how you go hey?
go back to the hanging room you crawled out of balgram

 
 
 
 
NerdShrew

Oh Golly Geez Reza la Cheeza,

I TOTALLY got it before you and the only reason I’m posting this comment after yours is because I was doing even more important things than you were doing. You posted not quite two hours after the first (c)hanging explanation, but because I am posting almost 24 hours after the posting, that just totally proves how much more important I am. Whoever posts AFTER me will have had even more important things to do than either one of us! My GOD!!! Oh the belly aches. Maybe I should wait to post my reply until I can prove just how important I am! Oh teh INDECISION!!!11!!1

reza s

NerdShrew, I appreciate your very sincere admirations. Blessed are those who express themselves so sincerely.

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

thank you for making it (c)lear

 
 
Anonymous

bar next to the toilets fail

eddiepscetti

Makes perfect sense to me!

dolt

i hear you all those drunks don’t want to run far to throw up

 
 
 
 
 
 
orion

The real fail here is the disabled toiled. I’ve seen it before in asian countries and I always wonder how badly is it broken.

I

Wtf, why would they have a disabled toilet? And why would they make sign about it? it makes no sense :S

Lol

More like… Wtf? You’ve never heard of a disabled toilet? Bloody Americans… what do you call it? “Retarded People’s Potties”? Or perhaps you don’t have them? Just prefer to push them down the stairs and laugh eh?

Dragonwriter

Oh, we have them…but we also have the American penchant for speaking in euphemisms about any subject that we find distasteful or uncomfortable, so such bathrooms (NEVER toilet, oh no, we can’t use that word, not even for “toilet paper” which is now called “bathroom tissue”) are merely labeled with a blue sign with a little picture of a wheelchair on it and are called “accessible”, because we feel vaguely guilty about saying “disabled” or “handicapped” as well.

Dragonwriter

Hah! I made an unintentional smiley fail!

 
 
hello

knowledge of how programming works WIN!

 
 
Delphi

Yeah, we are so stupid…we call them ‘wheelchair accessible’. Which, typical of ‘bloody americans’ makes a lot more sense than ‘disabled toilet’, which implies the toilet is broken, don’t you think?

stfu

Unlike ‘bathroom’ which is, or should be, the room where the bath is. As in, BATH ROOM. There’s only a toilet in the toilet. Cos its only got a toilet in it and no bath. Obviously.

Delphi

In America, the bath and toilet are in the same room. No WC. We prefer to call it a Bath Room rather than Toilet Room, because it sounds less poopy. Cultural difference, my friend.

Delphi

I should add that public toilets (where there is no bath) are called ‘Rest Rooms’. Which, I admit, makes no sense, but still sounds less poopy.

dolt

rezt roomz? zounds like zomewhere you go to zleep

 
 
 
 
 
the ghost of tycobb

That’s an idea. But no. We prefer to pay homeless people to let us put them in shopping carts and push them down stairs.

 
Jesse

I think what you’re referring to is a toilet for disabled people. In this case, however, it is clearly labeled that the toilets are disabled rather than the users.

 
 
 
 
spats

Forget the killing babies and broken toilet, how on earth did they manage to get an island into a hall?

 
Franc

Yeah they made a movie there!

Matze

Great job… and now we try to touch all the other letters on your keyboard

RogueThree

If you turn it around, it means something completely different.
wtf ftw!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

No, someone edited out a C

FuzzyLove

no, someone probably scratched off the C.

Curmudgeon Geographer

Totally an “amateur photoshop fail”. Does no one else see it? It’s pretty obvious to me.

 
 
 
Matze

awww…. c’mon you’re killing the whole joke…

Anonymous

bend over and i’ll show you joke (FAIL)

 
 
 
 
the ghost of tycobb

Would someone actually change babies if they didn’t like the one they had?

Dude

trade in plus $80 and get a baby that’s potty trained!

Anonymous

trade in plus $250 and i bend over

 
Negotiator

If I throw in another $40 can I get a 25 yr old blonde that’s NOT potty trained?

Natalie

That was really weird and gross but it made me laugh.

tycobb9999

Do you have a glass table in your house, Natalie?

RogueThree

All those different aliases don’t protect you from being thought of as a dick.

One More Alias

But it only takes one for you, yes?

OH NO! I didn’t realize anyone would recognize the real me, EVEN THOUGH MY ICON IS EXACTLY THE SAME FOR EACH ONE! Again, you demonstrate what an idiot you are…