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Oh yum, just what I was hankering for…
::shudder::
claiming to be “First” FAIL
??
Never did claim it. Hate it when people do. Fail (ha) to see your point.
assumption fail.
its typical to claim first. but you didn’t. you FAILed to keep tradition
how is gasman going to bend you over and show you something if you don’t claim first??
*light dawns*
Now I get it. Thanks.
(oh, and ?gasman? managed to find a way, although it looks like it’s been deleted now, for which I salute the Failblog staff. I’ve no doubt the whole “bend over and I’ll show you” thing was funny the first hundred and seventy million times, but after that… heh.
I didn’t know prostate cancers could get so big…
Or that you could make cookies from them…
*retches* then roflmaos’
you know sometimes it’s not the cookies fail … but the person who made it
Hence the title “Charity Fail” instead of “Cookie Fail”.
^this
Perhaps they are rich in vitamin E which helps avoiding prostate problems?
duh. you mean da cookie don’t cause buttcancer?
but dat sell so well!
deductive logic always makes jokes SO much funnier. perhaps they are selling them to raise money for prostate cancer research, get it? helping out mankind through scientific research and progress?! bahahahah oh i slay me!
Anatomy fail – your prostate is not your butt.
No, but I love a good colon cancer popsicle…
yes, yes, or when it warms, perhaps a dripping shitsicle.
That too.
OMG YOU MEAN THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BUTTCANCER EITHER?!?!
please tell me more of your learned ways…
see: deductive logic and their effects upon humour
There IS butt-cancer! Haven’t you ever heard of rectal cancer?
sensitivity phail
Porstate help am weiner ejacutate goobs-o-goo when lady make am happy. It am not booty but can touch through booty hole.
Speaking of wie(!)ners: jacking off reduces the chance of getting prostate cancer.
and maybe this is one of those cookie some ppl jack off on
hmm… if this is true, i must be immune to prostate cancer
Epic Win.
I’M INVINCIBLE! BUAHAHA!
It’s a plot by the oncologists in town!
the newest form of bio-terrorism, coming soon to a store near you!
i’ll buy some of those… and feed it to my dog.
Where are the Colon Cancer Brownies?
Chocolate prostate reference WIN!
they are coming. give it 7-12 hours…
or 7-12 days
bend over…
or the ovarian cancer develed eggs?
Brain cancer sponge cake?
OMG, too funny.
I predict this fundraiser did not turn out so well…..
First “bend over” comment
Why don’t you bend over and I’ll show you the first bend over comment
And when your done; IT MY TURN ON YOU!!
Sentence structure fail.
50p!!!!!! for a buscuit!!!!!!! you must be jorkin!!!
unless of course your in London where everything is ridiculusly overpriced… but then why nwould ythe price be in dollars? hmmm
(i would have been fith if my computer hadn’t played up)
yes well one find that fundraisers generally do better when you MAKE MONEY. plus cancer causing ingredients can be pricey, do you know how much beef they have to stick in those?
I’d like to stick some beef in.
bend over and i’ll stick some in
there are three typos in the last sentance ( joking was meant to be spelt wrong to sound like a Sheffeild accent)
sentence.
Methinks your education was ridiculously overpriced and you didn’t get your money’s worth.
my education waz free complimentz of the government
It shows.
Your keyboard was free and came without an “s” key apparently.
yum
Mmmm, cancer…..
Homer Simpson Win!!!
my neighbor could use this
you want to give your neighbor prostate cancer?
Why Not?
Why Not?
Who wouldn’t?
Brings a whole new meaning to “I’ve baked a shit-load of cookies.”
Oh that’s just wrong…Lord I apologize for making fun of the cancer cookies, and be with the starving pigmies in New Guinea.
Larry the Cable Guy for the WIN ! ! !
CANCER COOKIES!!!!! OMG I’M LMAO!
Sorry, that just struck me as hysterical. You know how you laugh over stupid shit and you don’t know why? That was one of these moments.
That’s what I’m here for, call when you need me. I specialize creating humor out of tasteless remarks (especially ones about Arabs).
comment WIN!
xD i think i just wet myself xD
TMI WIN!
Old man pissing himself fail.
hmm they look more like oatmeal cookies to me , but hey when u have a bake sale u always want to be the one with the product that no one will ever forget!
I’m disabling 3rd party cookies in my browser right now!
Brings a whole new meaning to the term “computer virus”.
yep i loled gg
YUMMY FAIL
How do you know? Have you ever tasted prostate cancer before?
no but i ate my own testicular tumour
I *love* hard-boiled ovary.
I’m holding out for lymphoma-flavored.
DO NOT WANT
Gotta love that prostate-y goodness. It reminds me of that Campbell’s chicken soup in the pink can to benefit breast cancer, which my husband refuses to call anything other than “Breast Cancer Soup.” Mmmm-mmmm good!
It’s been reported that funds from the sale of these cookies have been trickling in.
nice.
Oh dear. LOL.
So not right buy witty and funny!
I had to get up 7 times last night to check the status of the donations.
The donations are actually coming in spurts.
Love comes in spurts.
Actually love comes as a slap to the mouth and a black eye.
Only if she won’t shut up. Oooooohhhhhhh, I’m goin’ to Hell for that one…
woo 73rd comment!
Is not funny :/
first, next is gay!
:shudder: this sucks
Mmmmm, nutty.
This picture is fake. I mean, look in the right corner. You can see the person’s mail!
I couldn’t eat anything that triggered thoughts of a finger penetrating an anus, especially if it contained chocolate or raisins. *sigh*
Intentions win. Execution fail.
i want one of those
nice
nice?
*masturbates*
bad cookies….
this is funnny shit
if only a cookie could cure that…
Ill take none!
go die and i’ll give you what you were hankering for.
hey, that was a good one!
necrophilia fail
yup, you did
LMAO
ouch, thats gotta hurt