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soddinnutter

interiour desighn epic fail.

Mr Dino

designed specially for ’special’ office…
and for teh peepel who like to say “bend over … … …”

soddinnutter

or the office manager is trying to compensate for his deficient hardware.

Masterblaze0

Or when you feel the boss is riding your ass.

2.0

this is clearly a staged fail. The top of the penis are the missing pieces from the 2 circular units that form the testicles. Still, pretty good.

 
 
 
 
Tatjana

is it really an interiour design fail or just a seeing phalluses in everything fail? :S
Peoples minds are too dirty…

limez0r

church steeples, masonic menhirs, skyscrapers of all types, royalty’s sceptres, ciggerettes, microphones

hobbes

spelling fail. you’re a sale.

UrineFetishist

Punctuation/Capitalization FAIL!
Lame pretentious poetry WIN!

limez0r

sorry for my bad spelling, but i was just trying to inform all of the things that ARE and were created as phallic symbols
i don’t know what lame pretentious poetry you’ve been reading but i am interested.. kinda..

xander

a fucking rediculous comment. these things were not intended as phallic symbols, just as a result of design requirement- steeples so that the church could be seen from far away, skyscrapers for maximum land : usage, microphones and cigarettes as intentionaly designed to be phallic?! YOU are the failure here. i mean god fucking damn, please tell me that noone honestly agrees with you in this…

limez0r

you need to be more symbol literate, in order to survive, but maybe it is best you stay as you are

Anonymous

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. :)

(This, I think, was someone having a little fun with modular furniture.)

boogers

i’ll agree with him

 
 
titaniumspork19

Since when does survival entail seeing the building you work in as a giant dick?

 
 
 
xander

i wrote a long response to your post detailing every way in which what you said was retarded, but it got lost instead of posting. the crux of the matter was this: these things that you have described as phallic are not that way intentionally; they are that way due to functional requirements that necessitate their elongated shape. so stop being some ‘edgy’ 14 year old and learn to use the parts of your brain that facilitate reasoning.
you are the true fail here.

anon

assuming your first post failed fail

Anomnomnomymous

Getting way too upset at stupid comments fail. Is this your first day on teh intarwebz?

boogers

getting upset over his being upset and commenting it, fail.

Face

pointlessly replying to comments for no good reason, fail.

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fjones

pointlessly replying to comments pointlessly replying to comments for no good reason, fail.

I see a pattern forming here…

 
 
 
 
 
limez0r

sorry to offend everyone so greatly, merely stating what i believe to be fact no need to get personal buddy

Anonymous

i’m not your buddy, guy.

boogers

wha….? who said anything about buddies?

 
Elk

I’m not your guy, friend.

Ralf

He’s not your fwiend, buddeh!

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chez

umm… dude…. the royal scepters really were supposed to be phallic.
sad but true it was the standard of the times. understanding of history
FAIL.

limez0r

thank you, i am also sure of church steeples

boogers

naw, not the church steeples, but the scepter is a interesting thought, hmmm….

 
Jon

Church steeples are simply adaptations of watchtowers first used 1400+ years ago - so they exist mainly because you can see further from higher up - although there are also theories about pointing to god etc.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
s. freud

sometimes a banana is just a banana, and sometimes lobby seating is just lobby seating.

Freud's Mom

And sometimes your mother is just your mother

 
 
Vagabond

And sometimes a tower in the background of a Disney movie is just a tower in the backgro–wait… no, that’s a penis…

JaJa

Very true. The idea of phallus is supposed to be that the mind construes it as representing genitalia.

Plus its supposed to be slightly (OK, incredibly) low-brow humor. kinda like fart jokes: they’re gross, but we still find them funny.

It just depends on how far your sense of humor has developed.

boogers

farts are funny, none can deny

 
 
 
 
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Get a sense of humour (:

corwin_the_physicist

Must be Australian.

 
 
 
 
 
dream police, fashion division

At least the guy has thought about color-coordinating his clothes with his accessory.

 
Buff_Male_4U

I thought it was a WIN!
…of course, I’m a raging homosexual.

Liana

There seems to be a lot of raging homosexuality in all these comments. People wanting to lovingly bend each other over all the time and complimenting each other on being gay. Homosexuality win.

boogers

homo is always fail.

 
 
 
Usoki

It’s just not as funny when it’s been intentionally arranged to form a penis. Amusing, yes…but not really a fail, and nothing exceptionally humorous.

If you think about it, the intended arrangement is probably two semicircle caps at each end of the long couch segment, with a full circle formation somewhere else. Or maybe two circles, and one long line. Either way.

Nothing exceptional here. Phallic Phail.

 
 
moire

those are modular chairs. i wouldn’t doubt a bored employee assembled them like that on purpose.

(first?)

Anonymous

i was gonna say, those are pretty common and pretty moveable

strongsad

Agreed.

Trying-to-hard-for-a-penis-joke-fail.

 
 
 
 
 
Man of thought

Yeah I agree with you, especially seeing as at the top of the image the corner chairs block off some of the straight chairs. I say whoever posted the image fails. It would have been much more amusing had the design not been intentional.

ucantfindme

intentional or not I dunno bout the rest of you guys but to me the whole “something looks like a penis” thing is getting really old

Eddy

I think the ’something looks like a penis’ out in the world is a bit overplayed, yes.

But on an advertisement that’s supposed to sell products? No, that my friend is comedy. It begs the question, “do penises really sell furniture?”

 
 
 
Man of thought

Yeah This looks too intentional for me to consider it a good fail. It’s only a fail if it wasn’t intended to be suggestive etc.

 
plasticbuses

agreed!…you can tell that the end orange/red chairs fit perfectly with the other two sets….hmmmmm

durr

seriously who cares. things are no longer funny if they aren’t planned out?
i shall send out the order to cancel all tv!
all the better if someone planned it out, then they could watch and chuckle like a 12 year old as people sat on it.

Man of Thought

Well it’s not that it’s not funny, It is in a very immature way however it isn’t a fail if it’s intentionally done that way. The word Fail denotes and connotes ideas that are just the opposite of planned humour.

Dave

taking someone too seriously, too seriously WIN!

 
durr

hmm i dunno. if i purposely stick my baby onto a broom like a skewer that would still be good parenting and good house keeping fail.
it would however be delicious BBQ win!

Kurt

You know, if there is a hell, you’re probably going there now. Besides, not enough meat on a baby. Too much fat.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WeirdFish

Okay, all together now….

“Your mom’s a sale.”

Okay, great job everyone! Remember, no rehearsal next week, but full dress rehearsal the week after.

Anonymous

Attempted humor fail.

limez0r

Anonymous, i’m afraid we have found someone more suitable for Cheese Face Bitch#3, but if you show to the dress rehersal, perhaps we can fit you in act 2 somewhere

 
 
 
 
 
Mr. X