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interiour desighn epic fail.
designed specially for ‘special’ office…
and for teh peepel who like to say “bend over … … …”
or the office manager is trying to compensate for his deficient hardware.
Or when you feel the boss is riding your ass.
this is clearly a staged fail. The top of the penis are the missing pieces from the 2 circular units that form the testicles. Still, pretty good.
is it really an interiour design fail or just a seeing phalluses in everything fail? :S
Peoples minds are too dirty…
church steeples, masonic menhirs, skyscrapers of all types, royalty’s sceptres, ciggerettes, microphones
spelling fail. you’re a sale.
Punctuation/Capitalization FAIL!
Lame pretentious poetry WIN!
sorry for my bad spelling, but i was just trying to inform all of the things that ARE and were created as phallic symbols
i don’t know what lame pretentious poetry you’ve been reading but i am interested.. kinda..
i wrote a long response to your post detailing every way in which what you said was retarded, but it got lost instead of posting. the crux of the matter was this: these things that you have described as phallic are not that way intentionally; they are that way due to functional requirements that necessitate their elongated shape. so stop being some ‘edgy’ 14 year old and learn to use the parts of your brain that facilitate reasoning.
you are the true fail here.
assuming your first post failed fail
Getting way too upset at stupid comments fail. Is this your first day on teh intarwebz?
getting upset over his being upset and commenting it, fail.
pointlessly replying to comments for no good reason, fail.
pointlessly replying to comments pointlessly replying to comments for no good reason, fail.
I see a pattern forming here…
Fail at post
sorry to offend everyone so greatly, merely stating what i believe to be fact no need to get personal buddy
i’m not your buddy, guy.
wha….? who said anything about buddies?
I’m not your guy, friend.
He’s not your fwiend, buddeh!
attempted friendship fail
Hug!
umm… dude…. the royal scepters really were supposed to be phallic.
sad but true it was the standard of the times. understanding of history
FAIL.
thank you, i am also sure of church steeples
naw, not the church steeples, but the scepter is a interesting thought, hmmm….
Church steeples are simply adaptations of watchtowers first used 1400+ years ago – so they exist mainly because you can see further from higher up – although there are also theories about pointing to god etc.
you need to be more symbol literate, in order to survive, but maybe it is best you stay as you are
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
(This, I think, was someone having a little fun with modular furniture.)
i’ll agree with him
sometimes a banana is just a banana, and sometimes lobby seating is just lobby seating.
And sometimes your mother is just your mother
When is that?
And sometimes a tower in the background of a Disney movie is just a tower in the backgro–wait… no, that’s a penis…
Very true. The idea of phallus is supposed to be that the mind construes it as representing genitalia.
Plus its supposed to be slightly (OK, incredibly) low-brow humor. kinda like fart jokes: they’re gross, but we still find them funny.
It just depends on how far your sense of humor has developed.
farts are funny, none can deny
Get a sense of humour (:
European smilies.
Must be Australian.
agreed
At least the guy has thought about color-coordinating his clothes with his accessory.
I thought it was a WIN!
…of course, I’m a raging homosexual.
There seems to be a lot of raging homosexuality in all these comments. People wanting to lovingly bend each other over all the time and complimenting each other on being gay. Homosexuality win.
homo is always fail.
It’s just not as funny when it’s been intentionally arranged to form a penis. Amusing, yes…but not really a fail, and nothing exceptionally humorous.
If you think about it, the intended arrangement is probably two semicircle caps at each end of the long couch segment, with a full circle formation somewhere else. Or maybe two circles, and one long line. Either way.
Nothing exceptional here. Phallic Phail.
It’s an elephant. What’s the big deal?
^Spelling epic fail.
those are modular chairs. i wouldn’t doubt a bored employee assembled them like that on purpose.
(first?)
(lol, fail)
i was gonna say, those are pretty common and pretty moveable
Agreed.
Trying-to-hard-for-a-penis-joke-fail.
too *ugh*
insight, WIN!
Yeah I agree with you, especially seeing as at the top of the image the corner chairs block off some of the straight chairs. I say whoever posted the image fails. It would have been much more amusing had the design not been intentional.
intentional or not I dunno bout the rest of you guys but to me the whole “something looks like a penis” thing is getting really old
I think the ‘something looks like a penis’ out in the world is a bit overplayed, yes.
But on an advertisement that’s supposed to sell products? No, that my friend is comedy. It begs the question, “do penises really sell furniture?”
Yeah This looks too intentional for me to consider it a good fail. It’s only a fail if it wasn’t intended to be suggestive etc.
agreed!…you can tell that the end orange/red chairs fit perfectly with the other two sets….hmmmmm
seriously who cares. things are no longer funny if they aren’t planned out?
i shall send out the order to cancel all tv!
all the better if someone planned it out, then they could watch and chuckle like a 12 year old as people sat on it.
Well it’s not that it’s not funny, It is in a very immature way however it isn’t a fail if it’s intentionally done that way. The word Fail denotes and connotes ideas that are just the opposite of planned humour.
taking someone too seriously, too seriously WIN!
hmm i dunno. if i purposely stick my baby onto a broom like a skewer that would still be good parenting and good house keeping fail.
it would however be delicious BBQ win!
You know, if there is a hell, you’re probably going there now. Besides, not enough meat on a baby. Too much fat.
Wow triple double negative fail!
lol win
first for sale
you’re a sale.
Okay, all together now….
“Your mom’s a sale.”
Okay, great job everyone! Remember, no rehearsal next week, but full dress rehearsal the week after.
Attempted humor fail.
“your mum” joke WIN
i thought it before i read it
perfect for whorehouses
hahahahahha
thats so something i would do.
THAT MUST MAKE YOU A WIN!!!
what a fake…
Do you mean a fake fail or a fake chair? Because really, you’d have to be really fail to bother digitally manipulating an image of chairs into a penis. That would be too much.
fake fail evidentemente, joder!
owned
i think i`ll buy it from ikea or sumthin like dis 
Fail? Not so much. I mean, you can still sit on them, can’t you?
Not the straight ones at the very top if you take a second look
when i first looked at this i thought hmmm what’s wrong oh you can’t sit on some of the chairs … well that’s not very funny then i looked again and thought oh iy’s shapped like a pennis “sigh” how childish
very much what I thought however I didn’t notice the blocked chairs til i took a second look.
And if you sit at the round ends, you can actually sit and rotate on it.
Photoshopped for sure
Staged, but still funny.
A total win if this is located in a urologist’s office or Planned Parenthood!
that’d be great. i should be a urologist just so i can do that
Another nonfail failpost. No fail here. Maybe funny furniture arrangement, but no fail. We’re slipping, says lonely failbird.
Agreed. Why is it a fail when something is shaped like a penis? What, exactly, is the failure?
U.S. problems with gentials and being prude
ok, the weatherman with the phallic storm system (While possibly photo-shopped) was a good fail. And there were a couple other good phailics (Combined fail and phallic there, clever eh?) this isn’t one of them. Funny pic, yes. Fail, no.
That guy is thinking about his personal fail….
Arrangement for the picture… boring
thirtyFIRST!!!
Thirsty Fist
BASTARD! You are not the real Chuck Norris!
Im the true Chuck Norris. Who are you?
That’s a Chair WIN!
from the dorms at Kettering University. the place is essentially hell on earth for fun-loving 20 year old males, so boredom sets in and pranks ensue.
Haha, I knew it!
When I was there, someone got in deep $hit for destroying a few of those crappy chairs…
Lame.
FIRST COMENT AND VIEW !!
bend over and i’ll show you a first comment
Why is it so important to debunk every fail on failblog?
Bend over and I’ll answer your question
Because I’m a debunker.
So what you’re trying to say, is that 9/11 was an inside job?
Funny you should bring that up. No.
wasn’t it?
i really thought that went without saying
*shakes head and frowns*
I don’t get it. looks like a smily face to me.
It screams compensation.
…oh look… another penis.
yay.
Hey, I’d sit on that!
NlGGER fail.
You suck at everything.
Anthropologically, we’re all NlGGER on the inside.
Genome project WIN!
Africans aren’t ni**ers.
It’s the trash in the US that have earned that description.
hmmm no mods ey, or perhaps as i do, they think teh N bomb is funny
Office furniture from the Eastern design team of Kahk Nbahls.
Took me a while, but that’s a good one…
They even made a cute little pee pee hole in the end, by spreading the business end apart. I want to give it kisses.
It looks like a penis!
hard out!
Intentional Fail!
maybe even
“Intentional Fail” Fail
obviously intended, so no fail.
Obligatory phallic phail. These cease to be phunny after a couple. Never mind the phact that this is likely staged.
This phails at phailing.
say…. from this angle I must look like I’m hung like a…. well… a row of chairs I suppose….
People are getting way too uptight on these comment threads. Like everybody needs to know what forms of humor you feel are acceptable? Enjoy your weekend, you probably spend Sunday nights with your two friends watching Family Guy and critiquing every joke. Christ.
In Soviet Russia, couches have weeners.
It’s another case in which the chair sits in you.
it looks like a penis!
REALLY EINSTEIN????? HADNT NOTICED!!!!
d’oh that’s why s/he/it is named “Captain Obvious” SOH fail
first, next is gay!
Must be European
hahahahahahahaha
Kettering still has those crappy chairs eh?
as if there wasn’t enough penis there already, they had to go and make one out of chairs?
Best guy to girl ratio… as long as you are not a guy.
I need this in my house.
It looks normal, but when you see it from a distance, its arrangement resembles penis.
You know, I have a feeling that these chairs are arranged to look like a penis on purpose.
It’s gotta be a designed humor.
Looks like a Landspeeder to me. No fail
For anyone wondering, these are the chairs in the lounge area of our dorms. This is what happens when you go to a school that’s 80% male… good ole Kettering.
that guy is thinking,
“hmmmm…if only mine was that big”
If he really thinks like that, then he should be brainless.
Cause his pants couldn’t even fit in anymore.
… Loving the guy staring at it…
“Now where have I seen this before?”
The REAL fail is whoever had that much time on their hands to rearrange the furnishings in a lobby.
It could be a pretty cool couch…
That’s ok. There are pills for that now.
damn, if the camera was just a bit lower, this would’ve failed a little more epicly…
Testicular terrificness!
that dude is just upset he isnt that big….
Just adding a rather late comment here, but this was quite intentional (obviously) It was the lobby of the Q Television studio in California, a now defunct GLBT television station.
Anything is phallic if it’s longer than it’s wide
i think that was intetional
strange arrangement of the furniture.
The guy looking at it makes ut so much better
whats so FAIL about a couch the shape of the boss?
must be the lobby for an airport?
If that guy had a dirty mind and looked at it from our view of it he would probably be like “Damn this is bigger than mines!”
the guy think “that’s what i like”
Like the way of seated place decor, for innovative designers its important to use your creativity according your space capacity.
Why is he looking?
That is the dorm lobby of my college. I know for a fact those were intentionally arranged that way for photo purposes.
The furniture was quite comfortable though.
bend over and i’ll show you a bend over…
ok seriously guys WHAT is with all this bend over bullsh!t?
FAIL.
This wins for the comment that has made me laugh the hardest in the whole time i’ve been reading this site!!
Why don’t you ask them to pull down their pants first?
You fail all the time!
Bend special and I’ll show you my over office.
That’s orifice…
to quote austin powers “why won’t you die?!”
bend over and i’ll show you a fist for sale
Which as been what, 23 seconds?
…bend over and cough…?
bend over and i’ll show you some bullshit… wait. eww. if anyone saw shit it’d be me
fail.
that’s actually not funny, in case you didn’t know.
Yeah, well, I got nothin’.
Insult fail
Who’s yer daddy?
to comment on the guy down below about phallic imagery, if you noticed this fail, then obviously you also are seeing phalluses in everything!
trying to point out societal flaws FAIL!!!