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The Week in Fail

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Starting off this week of ambiguous sexual orientation and language competency is this smug Russian duo.

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“Dots that are drawn in a circle, or any other drawn shape, show immaturity, and a desire for attention,” writes certified handwriting analyst F. Young.

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Erf

Your second Fail? On which foto are you?

Face Man

I demand you to kiss my feet.

hymen

lol fags above this comment

Anon

You’re just glad they didn’t nominate your “all posters below are fags!!!!1!!” post for comment fail.

 
 
jamisings

There’s cigerettes and burning coals above your comment? Cause that’s what that word REALLY means.

Anonymous

HAWHAW YES RATHER VERY GOOD BILLINGSWORTH VERY GOOD

die.

 
djaer

dont forget piles of sticks!

Master of Fail

faggot means pile of sticks, not fag.

 
 
pink

actually a “faggot” refers to cigs. a “fag” is american slang

 
Tracey

Well, in the song Well Respected Man by the Kinks, they use the lyrics “he likes his fags the best” while referring to cigarettes. It really doesn’t matter, but I just wanted to let you know that it’s both.

 
 
 
 
Fraggie

Shut up, you just got pwned.

 
 
 
Anonymous

bend over and i’ll show you second

Anonymous

in the shortest penis competition, first place went to your boyfriend.

 
Anonymous

in the shortest pen1s competition. first place went to your boyfriend.

OtherAnonymous

In Soviet Russa, your boyfriend went to shortest pen1s competition.

 
 
 
BeatusMeatus

Your comments much like my balls should go back in your mouth.

dolt

portugaaaal ha take that zeni

 
 
 
Very Suspicious guy

First after second!

 
waller

In Soviet Russia, comments post you!

 
 
 
zeni

first comment goes to portugaaaal

dolt

wooops missread your comment i throught it said “first comment to go portugaaaal”

 
jewboy extraordinaire

Sadly no but try again some other time portugal

 
 
 
 
Vismund

Congratulations for the “Winners”.

gasman

bend over and i’ll show you congratulations

 
 
Vismund

How sophisticated… go out and do something good, help some grannys across the street, build a playground for kids or just grab a gun and shoot yourself. Eugenics - in this case - is not *that* bad.

 
mippkatt

Is that a bad thing? I know several gays and lesbians. They’re nice people to be around.

Quagmire

Lesbians are the best!

yohoho

You forgot “Giggity giggity!”

I call Quagmire fail.

Blackup

You forgot “Arrrrr!” I call pirate fail, nyukka.

spellchecker

Hahahaha! Evil dissension plan: 99% complete!

 
 
 
 
 
Hamjudo

No, I just pretend to be gay for all of the social benefits.

 
dude mann

well yea… just look at his name, doesn’t take sherlock holmes to figure that one out.

mr. wizard

Watson??? Is that you???

Professor James Moriarty

he he heee, Nooo Detective Holmes. It is I. Your Watson has been tied up on a traintrack and is waiting for the 8:17 to Leicester. he he heee.
(twirls end of handlebar mustache)

spellchecker

Okay, quit with the bad inside jokes….

 
 
 
 
 
dolt

the unzpoken majority zayz go rape yourzelf

Entelictuall

1. How do you rape yourself? Unless you are in some kind of trance, it is impossible. Even then, it’s not really rape. Rape is unwanted sex, and if you are “raping yourself” you are making a conscious decision to fuck yourself.
2. Is your “s” button on your keyboard, or do you think it’s cute to make yourself look like a dumbass?

spellchecker

Yeeeeessssssssss, yeeeessssssss!

 
Simp

I think you must have really hard schizophrenia to rape yourself. I can’t imagine another way. And, is there possible that “dolds” s-button is dead?

 
 
 
 
GoDHoRuS

i play with my poop

 
 
Stooly

SO DO I!!! Playing with one’s own poop is greatly underrated.

 
 
Anomnomnomymous

Not sure the “this week in review” post is really needed, most of us are get-a-lifers that have seen them all anyway. But hey, I’m not gonna tell you which way to steer the fail boat.

Clam

the fail boats needs no steering

Anomnomnomymous

You sir, are correct. I’d put a snappy punchline here, but anyone who reads my posts is already aware that I don’t have one.

 
the ghost of tycobb

The failboat HAS no steering.

Mr Beast

There is no failboat.

 
 
Penis-Tacular

there is no cake, the cake is a lie!

 
spellchecker

“There are no quotation marks”!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wolfie

Fail wins.

So confused right now.

 
Proudly Ignorant!

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