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Starting off this week of ambiguous sexual orientation and language competency is this smug Russian duo.
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Second!
Your second Fail? On which foto are you?
I demand you to kiss my feet.
lol fags above this comment
You’re just glad they didn’t nominate your “all posters below are fags!!!!1!!” post for comment fail.
ha
There’s cigerettes and burning coals above your comment? Cause that’s what that word REALLY means.
HAWHAW YES RATHER VERY GOOD BILLINGSWORTH VERY GOOD
die.
dont forget piles of sticks!
faggot means pile of sticks, not fag.
actually a “faggot” refers to cigs. a “fag” is american slang
Lol, nice Fail pink.
Well, in the song Well Respected Man by the Kinks, they use the lyrics “he likes his fags the best” while referring to cigarettes. It really doesn’t matter, but I just wanted to let you know that it’s both.
are you sure they’re refering to cigarettes?
no… a faggot is a term used in the 1900’s to refer to a medium size bundle of wood
wow. u guys take everything too literal. it doesnt matter what fag means, just that he used it as a word for a gay person. so the ppl that r fighting over what fag means, stfu!
btw. pink has the right “real” def.
it doesnt matter what it means he was meaning it as an in sult so all of u shut up abut the real def
in an orgy?
Shut up, you just got pwned.
Do it at mine first.
bend over and i’ll show you second
in the shortest penis competition, first place went to your boyfriend.
well you got 2nd… not much better
in the shortest pen1s competition. first place went to your boyfriend.
In Soviet Russa, your boyfriend went to shortest pen1s competition.
Your comments much like my balls should go back in your mouth.
portugaaaal ha take that zeni
Owned x10,000
First after second!
In Soviet Russia, comments post you!
Lmfao. I <3 YOU.
Who ever posts below is a fag
Just a heads up
u suck homie
first comment goes to portugaaaal
wooops missread your comment i throught it said “first comment to go portugaaaal”
Sadly no but try again some other time portugal
lol all good fails
meh
enthusiasm fail.
Lol (post size fail…)
Congratulations for the “Winners”.
bend over and i’ll show you congratulations
you are a gay
How sophisticated… go out and do something good, help some grannys across the street, build a playground for kids or just grab a gun and shoot yourself. Eugenics – in this case – is not *that* bad.
Is that a bad thing? I know several gays and lesbians. They’re nice people to be around.
Lesbians are the best!
You forgot “Giggity giggity!”
I call Quagmire fail.
You forgot “Arrrrr!” I call pirate fail, nyukka.
Hahahaha! Evil dissension plan: 99% complete!
yeah, it is a bad thing, considering that they r going to hell. im not saying that they r bad ppl. i have some gay friends too, just their lifestyle is bad
You know what John, You’re ignorant. Gays and Lesbians aren’t going to hell because they love people of the same gender. I have a lot of gay friends and I support the way they are. Stop being such a retard and accept it.
read the bible idiot
First of all, Hell couldn’t be worse than the world we live in. Think about it…. free heating year round. thats more than some people get.
Anyway, as the saying goes:
You go to heaven for the view and you go to hell for the company.
No, I just pretend to be gay for all of the social benefits.
you are a fag.
well yea… just look at his name, doesn’t take sherlock holmes to figure that one out.
Watson??? Is that you???
he he heee, Nooo Detective Holmes. It is I. Your Watson has been tied up on a traintrack and is waiting for the 8:17 to Leicester. he he heee.
(twirls end of handlebar mustache)
Okay, quit with the bad inside jokes….
the unzpoken majority zayz go rape yourzelf
1. How do you rape yourself? Unless you are in some kind of trance, it is impossible. Even then, it’s not really rape. Rape is unwanted sex, and if you are “raping yourself” you are making a conscious decision to fuck yourself.
2. Is your “s” button on your keyboard, or do you think it’s cute to make yourself look like a dumbass?
Yeeeeessssssssss, yeeeessssssss!
I think you must have really hard schizophrenia to rape yourself. I can’t imagine another way. And, is there possible that “dolds” s-button is dead?
i play with my poop
epic
Childhood fail?
SO DO I!!! Playing with one’s own poop is greatly underrated.
Not sure the “this week in review” post is really needed, most of us are get-a-lifers that have seen them all anyway. But hey, I’m not gonna tell you which way to steer the fail boat.
the fail boats needs no steering
You sir, are correct. I’d put a snappy punchline here, but anyone who reads my posts is already aware that I don’t have one.
The failboat HAS no steering.
There is no failboat.
There is no spoon.
illogic fail?
…It’s a spork
Sporks are amazing.
there is no cake, the cake is a lie!
Portal Fail.
“There are no quotation marks”!
Fail wins.
So confused right now.
new content fail!
Shit yeah, winnah!!
Now everyone must kiss my feet.
Nah you are the loser.
You’re just jealous.
Most of the posters here are guys. You want guys kissing you feet? Perhaps you are the guy one here and are just having trouble coming to terms with it.
FIRST!
…in my family to post.
First
and Lo, God called down from the heavens to Noah, and stated “Let there be TURTLES on the Arc!”
and Noah said, “Sure OK.”
Ark is A-R-K.
And God was displeased.
Maybe he was referring to the rainbow?
Why would he refer the the flag Face Man longs to fly?
The LORD likes turtles, for sure, halleluja.
hmm thats given me an idea for a fantasy adventure … lord of the turtles
19th post!
MDK wants a sandwich
PRU also wants a sandwich
I want a sandwich too!
And I will have the penne al arrabiata!
I can haz a cheezburger?
win
mega win
Well, you’ll need a tray.
OH! the food is HOT!?
This one’s wet…
This one’s wet…
This one’s wet…
Did you dry these in a rain forest??
alan partridge win!!!
well, you’ll need a tray
sudo make me a sandwich
dont you mean “sudo APT make me a sandwich”?
I want a sandwich!
dolt wants a sausage
oh c’mon now, where are the queer-themed name-slingers on this one? i expected at least ten thousand “fag” type comments from this one.
Breeder!
Um… “Only FAGS want sandwiches! You FAG!” How was that?
i want a shruberry!
NI!
i want you to cut down a large tree with a herring!
and a very nice shrubbery for my cabin!
From personal experience most of the people that go around calling others gay end up being at the very least bi and afraid to admit it. And i am not sure but would be willing to bet that if you could find a statistic it would support my personal findings. Keep that in mind when you call other people gay.
oh, and yes i know it must happen so bring on the flame war, it should prove entertaining for at least a minute or two.
::stands firmly behind caliga::
Flame… ONNN!!!!11!
::background flames appear::
Don’t mind me…I’m just watching American Beauty…..
No, actually, this is true. Homophobia is one of the classic modes of self-loathing.
Oh. Guess I should worry about my mormon boy friend?
Erm…if he’s homophobic I’d say you have something to worry about regardless of what it might mean psychologically. But that’s just me.
But this, as with most things in life, is not an absolute. Just a noticeable trend.
homophobephobe
and i bet your criminalist as well
(PC has gone mad and i am PC personified)
I am criminalist?
No no…I am English professor. Seriously. You have NO idea how the writing on this blog entertains and pains me at the same time.
And I agree with you about the “PC has gone mad” thing…but I will admit that I’m not a big fan of bigotry and prejudice.
criminalist means you discriminate against people for breaking the law
Um…not to be pedantic or anything, but no it doesn’t.
1. an expert in criminalistics.
2. a person who studies or practices criminology; criminologist.
3. an expert in criminal law.
If you’re going to make up a word for something, it helps to use one that doesn’t already mean something else, I’m thinking. Avoids confusion that way!
oh woops sorry … i feel the same way about american english; if you’re going to make up a language don’t give it the same name as one which already exists
*giggles*
“giggles”
youre not pedantic, dont worry.
on the other hand, this meatloaf IS rather shallow and pedantic.
If you’re such an English professor why did you type “I am English professor.” Also why did you start a sentence with the word “And.”
1. Because I was subtly commenting on dolt’s grammatical error of using the wrong form of “your/you’re”. Too subtly, apparently.
2. The so-called “rule” of not starting a sentence with “and” or “but” is completely outdated and is no longer taught at the university level.
YEAH! Stoopud edumacated jerk! Yu think yer so smart, I bet yur just anudder faggy criminalist, hatin peeple cuz day brock thu lawr!
And in replying to above comments, Stoopud highlights his lack of
education by spelling all the words in his post very badly.
Totally!
Stupid WIN!
Mormon Boy friend? Well, at least you, Sassy, fail in style. Good choice of a nickname indeed.
Thanks.
He isn’t so much “homophobic”. He would just rather not get hit on everyday.
(He’s a very “pretty” mormon boy.
Hee…this made me *chuckle*. You GO girl!
LOL Thanks.
Sassyfailsinstyle: as long as your boy is not Face Man your prob ok.
XD
uhoh
that means the conservatives are all Gay Emos
uhhh…. we knew that.
err shouldnt it be this week in fail?
cool.
English learns you
who is teaching us english???????????????????
Simply, Fail.
By the way. Why the hell are there so many porntubes and redtubes and aidstubes and winetubes and yatubes and shit and NO, I REPEAT, NO FAILTUBES? Please stand up for the call. ‘Nuff Said.
Huh???????????????
sddsadasasdasddsaasdadsdadas SSSS
I still FAIL to see how the T-shirt is funny. A slim chance of a half of a smile maybe, but not really funny.
The look on the chick’s face, along with the upraised fist, is priceless. She just fucked that guy, and they want his girlfriend to know it. If she were wearing the shirt, it wouldn’t mean as much, instead, he is wearing it and she is pointing to it.
in soviet russia, man irons YOU!
either way, she is cute as hell.
I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers.
So not true.
It’s because he doesnt speak english and doesnt know what it says on his t-shirt so he fucked someones boyfriend, so gay…
I fali at bearing so much fail… :O
failblog fail!
a) repetition fail
b) not the best fails of the week at all
JFK failed in Dallas
I was the second gunman.
I still don’t get what the English dude is trying to say…
Hyphen for why?
“are” in that sentence should be spelled “our” you sir fail
I love penis… im in ny… anyone need a good blow… 24 yo female college student horny as hell… creampie inside me im on the pill
Major fail.
Bet your mouth has it’s own gene pool, eh?
I think it’s a 40-year-old male virgin in his mother’s basement…
But maybe that’s just me…
Yankees fans are all whores
Attempt at win = Fail.
People who associate states with baseball automatically are whores.
Gay
And we’re back!
Hey, on a forums i saw like tehumm..
confirmation code thing was like
7+3=?
This selection is SHIT
SHIT selection WIN!
I still FAIL to see how the T-shirt is funny. A slim chance of a half of a smile maybe, but not really funny.
He doesn’t know what the shirt actually says because he doesn’t speak english, how is it not funny?
…DAMN YOU MIRACLE BRA!!!!…. foiled (and slightly soiled) once again….
first, next is gay!
-insert Seth’s comment.-
the guys gonna get a blow job from miss big tit
Yuo got blowed bi th3 f4g 1n th3 wheel chiar, blowed, rofl blowed.
russia isn’t “soviet” any longer, btw.
Fag
hahahahhahahah haha 011001 01 01
ha i think it is hilarious how everyone fight on blogs with people they dont know…heh douche bags
All comments above and below this comment are gay.
Did you realize that females can’t be gay?
Females are lesbian, and I am most certainly not one. However, most people who tease others about being gay tease them because they are homophobes (afraid of being a homosexual) and have had thoughts about becoming one in the past.
Actually, gay is a descriptive noun, so anyone can be gay.
Just like gays can be described as ‘Queers’, or ‘Homos’.
None of them have a gender bias.
Also…
Homophobia = The fear of homosexuality itself. It’s not necessarily the fear of being a homosexual, but being sexually advanced upon by a homosexual/ having sex with a homosexual/ being alone with a homosexual… so on and so forth.
A tip from Spooki:
If you’re going to correct someone, make sure you’re right.
Better to let people think you’re an idiot before you open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Spooki,
I heard that quote on home improvement! just so you know :]
p.s. did you google that?
interestingnesssssssssss
it is called “geloucos” here in Brazil
HOTDOGS FOR EVERYONE!!! =D
8====D
yhea
Oh…m’Gawd, its people like you all that makes me see why this world is doomed.
testicles………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
WTF
Umm…You people are so stupid I couldn’t tell where the FAIL ended and the actuall comments began.
Umm… Given that you can’t tell where the FAIL ended, it obviously hasn’t ended.
The second photo truly makes me embarrassed to say that I’m an American. What’s even more pathetic is the fact that the hillbilly in the image looks to be far older than myself.
i’m a teacher and i can’t help but say what i’m about too. (i’m not an english teacher because i’m sure that’ll be your first complaint.
first of all we SHOULD boycott mexico. we should boycott the maquilladoras/sweatshops (Mexican) side of the illegal border. we should boycott that nothing is made in the US anymore (not even Hersey’s chocolate!) we could even boycott Spanish that guy (who is like me not that great at grammer) inferred because “Mexicans” should be learning Nahuatl-Mexica language which is still spoken in Aztlan. Or they could be learning what Euro-Americans dubbed the “Miwok” language. It was as different to some of the languages spoken in what is presently called the SF Bay Area, CA, as English is to Chinese. And some of the natives in that area could speak 12 languages. Why is learning native languages important? Endemic plants like the ones found in the Navajo Nation are still being discovered! That’s just one reason I’m going to spare you the genocide talk.
Really though a “real American” should be able to speak Dine’, Cherokee, Quechua…
As for the fag comment. I don’t really mind that someone called me one. I take it as a complement. It was an immature response to get people’s attention (and it worked!) and the blog above mine is right. a faggot is a pile of sticks. The reason they used the word fag is back in the day when they used to burn witches they also burnt gay people. they burnt the gay people last so the fire was nice and hot. That’s pretty awful so that’s why I don’t like the term.
peace to turtle island.
Fail?
Reasonable Comment Length Fail
um….hello! Quechua is a dialect of the SOUTH American natives in the region of Peru, and other parts of the Andean Range. how about you actually know what the hell you’re talking about before spouting it off. and that racist guy that can’t spell was inferring that Mexicans should learn English if they are in America. so yes, you are a huge pile of FAIL. and yeah, the Mexicans could research their ancestry, but it’s kind of hard when the Aztec language is quickly disappearing. so, know you’re history, know your geography, and to make yourself NOT look even dumber than you are now, actually THINK before spouting off.
coherent thought process fail
If we boycott foreign goods our ecomony will be in even worse shape. Our boycott of these goods will most likely lead to other countries either:
A) Putting a trade embargo on U.S. goods or;
B) Looking at how our country would be and realizing the mistake we made so they don’t make it.
Also, this would lead to many more stores closing because they can’t import their cheaply made goods. Also what is your sranding on resources, the U.S. is not naturally abundant on many common minerals anymore.
Furthermore as for your take on the majority of our country learning many native languages which they willvmost likely never use for yet another two reason series:
A) Native Americans make up a minute percentage of the population;
B) Many Native Americans use english most of the time and it is their first language, they usually only use their tribal language in ceremonies.
So with that said YOU FAIL!
P.S. This was written by a seventh grader on an itouch at 12:40, so be leniant on any typos or logic mistakes
Facts about mexico fail
gawd, I own
I’m pretty sure this entire comment list could be Epic Failed. And someone will think they’re smart and ask “Does that include yours?”
Yes, yes it does.
But Sadly Its Yours Too. harharharharharhar
hai. i nao haz cheez burger?
This entire list of comments has made me laugh harder than tons of the stuff on the actual failblog site. Bravo, imbeciles of the internet!
loL!!!
How many comments do you want?!
all ur base r mine!
this is a fail list
All posters above and below; just know, your parents hate you.
WOW. All these comments fail, they should post them on the site as an actual fail. And F.Y.I the “above and below posters are______” thing is getting old…… but anyway, these comments rock so im posting them…
harharhar jk that would take a lot of time… really random question though…why do people hate the twilight series so much? I used to hate it, now i cant stop reading and i wonder why others hate it so much???
if you read this far… FAIL EFFIN FAIL you all sux
FYI my penis is the size of a school bus.
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>:D I KICK YOUR But add me on left 4 dead my name is ducham
Hilarious!!!! I love them!!!!
wow.
I can’t believe I just read all this… Is there really nothing better to do
and i read all this… i gotta get a hobby like ur mom…. =) a ur mom joke, classic
Speaking of your’ mom, I coulda been your’ father, but the dog beat me over the fence.
strašni kokoti
Vat u talking??
bewbies bubies or BOOBIES?