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Starting off this week of ambiguous sexual orientation and language competency is this smug Russian duo.

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“Dots that are drawn in a circle, or any other drawn shape, show immaturity, and a desire for attention,” writes certified handwriting analyst F. Young.

Ice that Burn! – Comment of the week

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  1. Chuck U Farley says:

    Second!

  2. zeni says:

    first comment goes to portugaaaal

  3. Max says:

    lol all good fails

  4. SmuuthCriminal says:

    meh

  5. Vismund says:

    Congratulations for the “Winners”.

  6. GoDHoRuS says:

    i play with my poop

  7. Anomnomnomymous says:

    Not sure the “this week in review” post is really needed, most of us are get-a-lifers that have seen them all anyway. But hey, I’m not gonna tell you which way to steer the fail boat.

  8. Vismund says:

    How sophisticated… go out and do something good, help some grannys across the street, build a playground for kids or just grab a gun and shoot yourself. Eugenics – in this case – is not *that* bad.

  9. mippkatt says:

    Is that a bad thing? I know several gays and lesbians. They’re nice people to be around.

  10. Wolfie says:

    Fail wins.

    So confused right now.

  11. Proudly Ignorant! says:

    new content fail!

  12. Face Man says:

    Shit yeah, winnah!!
    Now everyone must kiss my feet.

  13. ReTARDIS says:

    FIRST!

    …in my family to post.

  14. 55555 says:

    First

  15. random says:

    and Lo, God called down from the heavens to Noah, and stated “Let there be TURTLES on the Arc!”

    and Noah said, “Sure OK.”

  16. Winnar says:

    19th post!

  17. Hamjudo says:

    No, I just pretend to be gay for all of the social benefits.

  18. MDK says:

    MDK wants a sandwich

  19. PRU says:

    PRU also wants a sandwich

  20. caliga says:

    From personal experience most of the people that go around calling others gay end up being at the very least bi and afraid to admit it. And i am not sure but would be willing to bet that if you could find a statistic it would support my personal findings. Keep that in mind when you call other people gay.

  21. random says:

    err shouldnt it be this week in fail?

  22. jamoogle says:

    cool.

  23. Anon. says:

    English learns you

  24. arkapal says:

    who is teaching us english???????????????????

  25. Insanus says:

    Simply, Fail.

  26. asdasd says:

    sddsadasasdasddsaasdadsdadas SSSS

  27. dude mann says:

    well yea… just look at his name, doesn’t take sherlock holmes to figure that one out.

  28. Anonymous says:

    I still FAIL to see how the T-shirt is funny. A slim chance of a half of a smile maybe, but not really funny.

  29. yeti_6 says:

    I fali at bearing so much fail… :O

  30. Der says:

    failblog fail!
    a) repetition fail
    b) not the best fails of the week at all

  31. Anonymous says:

    JFK failed in Dallas

  32. honez says:

    I was the second gunman.

  33. k8 says:

    I still don’t get what the English dude is trying to say…
    Hyphen for why?

  34. NAUGHTY GIRL says:

    I love penis… im in ny… anyone need a good blow… 24 yo female college student horny as hell… creampie inside me im on the pill

  35. Abibyniae says:

    Gay

  36. Abibyniae says:

    Hey, on a forums i saw like tehumm..

    confirmation code thing was like

    7+3=?

  37. b_frazer says:

    This selection is SHIT

  38. freedomfries says:

    SHIT selection WIN!

  39. Anonymous says:

    I still FAIL to see how the T-shirt is funny. A slim chance of a half of a smile maybe, but not really funny.

    He doesn’t know what the shirt actually says because he doesn’t speak english, how is it not funny?

  40. dolt says:

    the unzpoken majority zayz go rape yourzelf

  41. Anonymous says:

    …DAMN YOU MIRACLE BRA!!!!…. foiled (and slightly soiled) once again….

  42. anonyman says:

    first, next is gay!

  43. liljoeyster says:

    the guys gonna get a blow job from miss big tit ;)

  44. Steven Hawkings says:

    Yuo got blowed bi th3 f4g 1n th3 wheel chiar, blowed, rofl blowed.

  45. k8 says:

    russia isn’t “soviet” any longer, btw.

  46. charlie job says:

    ha i think it is hilarious how everyone fight on blogs with people they dont know…heh douche bags

  47. dfg says:

    All comments above and below this comment are gay.

    • Did you realize that females can’t be gay?
      Females are lesbian, and I am most certainly not one. However, most people who tease others about being gay tease them because they are homophobes (afraid of being a homosexual) and have had thoughts about becoming one in the past.

      • Spooki says:

        Actually, gay is a descriptive noun, so anyone can be gay.
        Just like gays can be described as ‘Queers’, or ‘Homos’.
        None of them have a gender bias.

        Also…

        Homophobia = The fear of homosexuality itself. It’s not necessarily the fear of being a homosexual, but being sexually advanced upon by a homosexual/ having sex with a homosexual/ being alone with a homosexual… so on and so forth.

        A tip from Spooki:
        If you’re going to correct someone, make sure you’re right.
        Better to let people think you’re an idiot before you open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  48. dfg says:

    interestingnesssssssssss

  49. brazilguy1 says:

    it is called “geloucos” here in Brazil

  50. salmonfire says:

    HOTDOGS FOR EVERYONE!!! =D
    8====D

  51. nick Montenegro says:

    yhea

  52. The Mrs. Severus Snape says:

    Oh…m’Gawd, its people like you all that makes me see why this world is doomed.

  53. 42 says:

    testicles………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
    WTF

  54. Umm…You people are so stupid I couldn’t tell where the FAIL ended and the actuall comments began.

  55. Mystyc says:

    The second photo truly makes me embarrassed to say that I’m an American. What’s even more pathetic is the fact that the hillbilly in the image looks to be far older than myself.

  56. G.I. Jew says:

    Reasonable Comment Length Fail

  57. josh says:

    gawd, I own

  58. jordan says:

    I’m pretty sure this entire comment list could be Epic Failed. And someone will think they’re smart and ask “Does that include yours?”
    Yes, yes it does.

  59. qw33nb1tch says:

    But Sadly Its Yours Too. harharharharharhar
    hai. i nao haz cheez burger?

  60. NumbNutz says:

    um….hello! Quechua is a dialect of the SOUTH American natives in the region of Peru, and other parts of the Andean Range. how about you actually know what the hell you’re talking about before spouting it off. and that racist guy that can’t spell was inferring that Mexicans should learn English if they are in America. so yes, you are a huge pile of FAIL. and yeah, the Mexicans could research their ancestry, but it’s kind of hard when the Aztec language is quickly disappearing. so, know you’re history, know your geography, and to make yourself NOT look even dumber than you are now, actually THINK before spouting off.

  61. Laughing says:

    This entire list of comments has made me laugh harder than tons of the stuff on the actual failblog site. Bravo, imbeciles of the internet!

  62. Baconator96 says:

    coherent thought process fail

  63. hey says:

    loL!!!

    How many comments do you want?!

  64. Preverted says:

    all ur base r mine!

  65. Hmph! says:

    this is a fail list

  66. GeniusChild says:

    If we boycott foreign goods our ecomony will be in even worse shape. Our boycott of these goods will most likely lead to other countries either:

    A) Putting a trade embargo on U.S. goods or;
    B) Looking at how our country would be and realizing the mistake we made so they don’t make it.

    Also, this would lead to many more stores closing because they can’t import their cheaply made goods. Also what is your sranding on resources, the U.S. is not naturally abundant on many common minerals anymore.

    Furthermore as for your take on the majority of our country learning many native languages which they willvmost likely never use for yet another two reason series:

    A) Native Americans make up a minute percentage of the population;
    B) Many Native Americans use english most of the time and it is their first language, they usually only use their tribal language in ceremonies.

    So with that said YOU FAIL!

    P.S. This was written by a seventh grader on an itouch at 12:40, so be leniant on any typos or logic mistakes

  67. tylerbree says:

    All posters above and below; just know, your parents hate you.

  68. Fail-Queen says:

    WOW. All these comments fail, they should post them on the site as an actual fail. And F.Y.I the “above and below posters are______” thing is getting old…… but anyway, these comments rock so im posting them…

  69. Fail-Queen says:

    harharhar jk that would take a lot of time… really random question though…why do people hate the twilight series so much? I used to hate it, now i cant stop reading and i wonder why others hate it so much???

  70. klarkkent says:

    if you read this far… FAIL EFFIN FAIL you all sux

  71. eastern dillhole says:

    FYI my penis is the size of a school bus.

  72. matt says:

    Facts about mexico fail

  73. name says:

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  74. name says:

    hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahh FU*K the teachers hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahh

  75. t2darlantanfan says:

    >:D I KICK YOUR But add me on left 4 dead my name is ducham

  76. Trouble Alexander says:

    Hilarious!!!! I love them!!!!

  77. noone says:

    I can’t believe I just read all this… Is there really nothing better to do

  78. wtf says:

    and i read all this… i gotta get a hobby like ur mom…. =) a ur mom joke, classic

  79. MrTanaka says:

    Speaking of your’ mom, I coulda been your’ father, but the dog beat me over the fence.

  80. hakom says:

    strašni kokoti :P

  81. xdfghj says:

    Vat u talking??

  82. not phamuss yet says:

    The person that said its funny or pathetic that random people that don’t know eachother fight with eachother on here FAILed at holding themself above it by saying they were pathetic.
    I read pointless comments but it does make you laugh harder than most of the stuff on failblog.org

  83. attorneys says:

    the mexican sign was a classic!

  84. Wiggley bits says:

    I like corn


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