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Pizza Fail

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WEOPRIU

first! every post below this one fails!!!!!11

 
Pescador_Gama

You fail at failing ._.

Vick

if u fail at failing Have u succeeded?

Manu

hmmm….a question that will never be answered

 
hierophanta

well you would have definitely succeeded at failing

 
jm

no you don’t, i constantly fail at failing, for i fail at everything i do, there fore, trying to fail at failing, i neither succeeded nor utterly failed, i failed my mission, therefore i fail

 
 
 
 
 
TomMe

That was even more fail.

Anonymous

U R ALL FAILS!!!!!!!

happyhappyjoyjoy

… I lol’d.

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Victor Song

ALL YOUR FAILS ARE BELONG TO US (SCIENTOLOGY)!

 
Evan

i really want to cut off my lips so dont hate on me

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
SAM

OMG. Seriously. Someone had to catch on somewhere, you’d think.

 
 
Chief Cumcheese

Lactose fail.

 
 
 
Winter

I want to see the sick, twisted son of a bitch who would waste so much time trying to photoshop something like that…

 
 
 
David Duke

I fail. I’m unfunny and unkind.

E

You’re sexually attracted to houses?

That guy ---> over there

Comment win.

 
 
 
 
 
Patrick

It’s the newest flavor topping ……Spermaroni!!!!! Add extra yeast for a more rapid rising crust.

 
smaug

Martians like pizza, too!

dolt

as a Martian my favorite topping is melted snikers bars

mmm…… drooooollll!!!!!!

 
 
Kid Choronsom

What?! The sperms are coming OUT of the egg?!!!
Reversed sperm competition…”LAST ONE OUT GETS BORNED”…
They just realized the egg has one chromosome to many.
That or it’s a nerd egg (very rarely, but girls too become nerds sometimes)

molesticide

attention: ladies who are nerds.

i am available to impregnate you.

Kid Choronsom

HAHAHA….you are, but your sperms clearly refuse that kind of gene abuse.
(unless you are a nerd your self, but then again you sperms only get to swim in hand sweat)

 
 
foomanchu

“borned”. lol.

(epic spell fail)

Jessi

It’s an allusion to the movie ‘Juno’.

oddcat

holy shit! someone actually watched that movie?

 
 
Kid Choronsom

You don’t understand the meaning of “epic”, nerd.
It was a funny misspelling though, you are right about that.

 
guitarfreak

I believe it is an lolspeak term

 
Kid Choronsom

Actually it’s NOT a spell fail…you can’t spell “borned” correct cause there is no such word…it’s a gramatic fail

Joe Blow

You win the internet

 
Funk

It’s “because”, not “cause”. And it’s ‘grammatic’. You fail at engrish.

 
 
 
 
cooba

“twist to have fun” …

 
Dude

Ha! from pizza hut as well! Marketing fail!

 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

“two-colour cheese”? To hell with what it tastes like, it’s got two-toned cheese!

Not Me

Yeah, and I’d *almost* like to see what the “new topping” is.

 
Winter

Little do they know, it’s the same kind of cheese. One has just been left in the fridge for a few years.

 
 
blah

That is the most disgusting fail I’ve ever seen. Hehehehe.

 
ufail

anyone who brags about first post on ANY post hereafter = automatic fail

Your mom

First!111!!!1one!!!eleven!!!

 
 
A no nimous

Spermzza… Yuk…

 
Mistico

juicy pizza, who want a bite?

 
Alex

Well, this is not a fail
ok guys, this ad is from pizza hut of hong kong which is where i m from
just a new flavor, that’s all

Seth

We’ve had that cheese crust pizza here in America for years. But we never advertised it like that. What do those two ‘cheese crust bites’ look like to you? To me, they look like sperm, which is not an appetizing topping for a pizza.

 
 
Winter

The idea, Alex, is that the tiny puffs with the wavy cheese trailing after it looks disturbingly like sperm. Almost to the point where it can’t be an accident.

I personally suspect that in a cubicle somewhere a Pizza Hut advertising agent is laughing his ass off right about now.

 
boo

flavor of love, is what it is, Alex.
flavor of love….

 
 
 
ponggod

Can you get pregnant from eating this stuff?

 
JoZo

depends on weather or not you got it free from the deliveryboy.