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first! every post below this one fails!!!!!11
sperm win~~!!
Actually, besides looking like sperm, I think that pizza looks really good.
look it says twist to win!
You fail at failing ._.
if u fail at failing Have u succeeded?
hmmm….a question that will never be answered
well you would have definitely succeeded at failing
Okay, now I’m confused.
no you don’t, i constantly fail at failing, for i fail at everything i do, there fore, trying to fail at failing, i neither succeeded nor utterly failed, i failed my mission, therefore i fail
say what?!?
No, failing at failing wouldn’t never not be a double negative. failing at failing just means you fail harder.
TENTACLEZ!!!
no it would be a win.
shaddup >=(
“every post below, this one fails”
lol the “twist to have fun” is epic fail
FISRT!!1
FIAL
That was even more fail.
Grammar Fail
Thread fail.
Generic Fail
Failing Fail
FAIL WIN-WIN.
U R ALL FAILS!!!!!!!
Insult WIN!
… I lol’d.
Pwned
ALL YOUR FAILS ARE BELONG TO US (SCIENTOLOGY)!
i really want to cut off my lips so dont hate on me
SOTP
OMG. Seriously. Someone had to catch on somewhere, you’d think.
*twists to have fun!!*
Lactose fail.
PHOTOSHOPPED
simpsons did it!
lol
I want to see the sick, twisted son of a bitch who would waste so much time trying to photoshop something like that…
Blacks fail.
KKK fail!
I fail. I’m unfunny and unkind.
homesexual win
You’re sexually attracted to houses?
Comment win.
It’s the newest flavor topping ……Spermaroni!!!!! Add extra yeast for a more rapid rising crust.
Martians like pizza, too!
as a Martian my favorite topping is melted snikers bars
mmm…… drooooollll!!!!!!
What?! The sperms are coming OUT of the egg?!!!
Reversed sperm competition…”LAST ONE OUT GETS BORNED”…
They just realized the egg has one chromosome to many.
That or it’s a nerd egg (very rarely, but girls too become nerds sometimes)
attention: ladies who are nerds.
i am available to impregnate you.
HAHAHA….you are, but your sperms clearly refuse that kind of gene abuse.
(unless you are a nerd your self, but then again you sperms only get to swim in hand sweat)
“borned”. lol.
(epic spell fail)
It’s an allusion to the movie ‘Juno’.
holy shit! someone actually watched that movie?
You don’t understand the meaning of “epic”, nerd.
It was a funny misspelling though, you are right about that.
I believe it is an lolspeak term
Actually it’s NOT a spell fail…you can’t spell “borned” correct cause there is no such word…it’s a gramatic fail
You win the internet
It’s “because”, not “cause”. And it’s ‘grammatic’. You fail at engrish.
“twist to have fun” …
Ha! from pizza hut as well! Marketing fail!
“two-colour cheese”? To hell with what it tastes like, it’s got two-toned cheese!
Yeah, and I’d *almost* like to see what the “new topping” is.
Little do they know, it’s the same kind of cheese. One has just been left in the fridge for a few years.
That is the most disgusting fail I’ve ever seen. Hehehehe.
anyone who brags about first post on ANY post hereafter = automatic fail
First!111!!!1one!!!eleven!!!
Spermzza… Yuk…
juicy pizza, who want a bite?
Well, this is not a fail
ok guys, this ad is from pizza hut of hong kong which is where i m from
just a new flavor, that’s all
We’ve had that cheese crust pizza here in America for years. But we never advertised it like that. What do those two ‘cheese crust bites’ look like to you? To me, they look like sperm, which is not an appetizing topping for a pizza.
You fail.
The idea, Alex, is that the tiny puffs with the wavy cheese trailing after it looks disturbingly like sperm. Almost to the point where it can’t be an accident.
I personally suspect that in a cubicle somewhere a Pizza Hut advertising agent is laughing his ass off right about now.
flavor of love, is what it is, Alex.
flavor of love….
cum eating win!
Can you get pregnant from eating this stuff?
…. eating?
depends on weather or not you got it free from the deliveryboy.
yeah you child will be a superhero ….. CHEEZEMAN!
Thanks for stopping at Pizza Hut. Come again…
Ok… in the upper right it has the words “share a” and then the rest is cut off. Makes you wonder what they’re suggesting you share.
I guess you COULD “snowball” a bite of pizza… I just grossed myself out.
as long as there’s no DP involving breadsticks.
it also cuts off the ‘new topping’!
first
38th!!!
WTF’s with the fukt pizza?
i like eating pizza. but i dont like eating cum
From some of the stories I’ve heard about what goes on in the pizza kitchens, you’ve probably eaten more cum than you’ll ever know.
Disgusting.
I used to deliver for a major pizza chain.I would deliver to a “Hood” of a certain ethnicity.They,by nature, did not tip.You don’t want to know what they have eaten…It wasn’t pretty.
At first I though you could plug them in to your usb ports somehow, they look kinda plastic. Download pizza now.
It’s the next generation of Pizza Hut’s delivery system – even faster than Dominos.
Slogan fail!
‘Twist to have fun!’
‘filled with two color cheese!’
eww, two color?
nomnomnom….sperm crust!
You know, when I first saw this, I didn’t even think sperm.
I thought tentacle porn.
Man, I must need to get out more often. I have no idea what the heck tentacle porn is. Is it like having sex with an octopus or something?
yes, EXACTLY
Oh God, I just looked that up on Wikipedia, and now I’m really wishing I hadn’t done that…
Urotsukidoji win
Hentai reference win.
Same here.
I gave the next poster a pink sock last night.
Now extra spoogey!
Jizz crust.
From the depths of Sicil’yeh, Pizzathulu arose
A graphic design fail
That’s the most delicious sperm I’ve ever tasted. Not that I’ve ever tasted sperm. I’m not gay!
…
I just failed, didn’t I?
in the most epic way possible.
I’m never getting the Cheesy Bites Pizza again…
Well, not that I could when Pizza Hut gets rid of their new pizza styles within a half-year of their introduction. The bastards are even phasing out the Stuffed Crust! -sniffles-
Awww. No sniffles!
now with extra protein!!!
(what’s with all the people equating sperm = gay sex? newsflash, there is sperm involved in straight sex – at least if the guy is lucky. homophobe much, people?)
Didn’t mean to be so critical of your lifestyle choices.
what is it with japanese food packaging and being totally ridiculous sometimes? the last few good fails were all different asian foods… coincidence?
This is Chinese…
And sometimes, we don’t translate as well as we should.
Sorry about that; maybe you can start a bunch of classes in oriental Asia to teach all of us really good English?
Yes, but nothing fails as much as UK food. I’ll take asian style failpizza any old day over that nasty limey crap!
And what decent food has America got … plastic cheese and mushed up unidentified meat products making somthing that looks a bit like a burger and fries dripping with way too much lard?
No, you’re mistaking America for McDonalds.
Wow, dolt; this is the best grammar you’ve pieced together in days. Finally come down from your 4 day drunk? I’ll take plastic cheese over BLOOD PUDDING, yes folks, BLOOD PUDDING anyday. Your food SUCKS!
COME ON THAT’S NOT A PIZZA!
THAT’S NOT COME ON A PIZZA!
Comment Win.
- With more emphasis please!
COMMENT WiN!!1!!
That’s outstanding.
Advertised by Pizza Hut…..huh…
u mean thats not cum on a pizza! (73rd)
that “pizza” fills me with a deep smoldering rage.
OMG i’m a homophobe!
(in the voice of a chat show host)Sowhat’s it like being homophobic?, do you get beaten up by gays a lot?
i think we should respect david and the gay’s homosexual and homophobic belifs so we don’t offend anyone.
PC is getting madder
It might fill you with something else entirely.
SPERMY PIZZA!
Mozzarella jizz.
my girlfriend will put the pizza in her mouth but she won’t swallow it
u win the interwebs
Ugh. You all win. I never want pizza again.
its actually the tentacles of a squid
not sperm
i proclaim this a win pizza
How could no one have seen the fail in that picture before they put it on the box and shipped thousands of them out to stores?
How???
That could be said of many things that make it to this site. Like the massage chair a few posts back.
I know, i actually posted a similar comment on that picture.
I just can’t get over it… It’s so obvious, what some of these things look like, that i can’t understand how anyone could not see it…But therein lies the fail, i suppose.
that’s why you need focus groups…”how does this picture of pizza affect you? will you buy this product?” and the response back…”um, dude, the cheese looks like lil’ spermies.”
Apparently, there’s a severe shortage of focus-testers in the world…
100th comment
Disturbing Spaghetti Breakfast FAIL!
Oh god. JIZZY PIZZA! I LOST MY APPETITE! (and the delivery guy is gonna be here in about 10 minutes…)
Appetite PHAIL.
It looks like sperm!
No it doesn’t, it looks like cum, idiot.
no it looks like tentacles, but whatever…
First!
First!
Giant Terminator Sperm
I love the “twist to have fun” copy…makes you wonder about the proofreader.
When I first saw it I actually thought “Flying Spaghetti Monster, pizza version”, then you guys killed the child inside me when you made me see the sperm
abusing your inner child WIN!
That looks like a subliminal messaging WIN to me personally.
In soviet russia you become pregnant eating pizza
In Soviet Russia pizza’s makes you pregnant
Originality fail.
OMG hentai pizza!
i love the “twist to have fun!” part. Yow!
That might hurt!
哈哈，老外观察的太真他妈仔细。
that looks fucking disgusting. Appealing food advertisement fail.
even the sperm failed, they are going backwards….
not fail but very creative
Latest for until the next comment
actually, where the hell in hong kong was/is it? because i swear they advertisied it a few months ago…
yummy topping
Pizza? Fail.
Tentacle monster? Win.
“Twist to have fun.”
Another subliminal message.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
semen
Is it in Hong Kong?….My home town……..
spem fail
GASMAN YOU’RE HERE!
In Soviet Russia, sperm bends YOU over!
GAY!!!!
yeah yeah…” bend over and i`ll show gay”
ja ja no thanks gay friend!
stop with the soviet russia… you fail
In Soviet Russia you are not alloWed to be gay. There are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about It. The punishment is seven years locKed In Prison with othEr men anD there is A three-year waiting list for that.
God I’m a homo.
The unnecessary capital letters spell “wikipeda”. Fail?
There is no such thing as Soviet Russia, you dolts!
agreed
bend over and I’ll show YOU a predictable response XD
wow, you’re a comic genius.