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  1. WEOPRIU says:

    first! every post below this one fails!!!!!11

  2. Anonymous says:

    FISRT!!1

  3. SAM says:

    OMG. Seriously. Someone had to catch on somewhere, you’d think.

  4. Chief Cumcheese says:

    Lactose fail.

  5. fepic ail says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED

  6. David Duke says:

    Blacks fail.

  7. Patrick says:

    It’s the newest flavor topping ……Spermaroni!!!!! Add extra yeast for a more rapid rising crust.

  8. smaug says:

    Martians like pizza, too!

  9. Kid Choronsom says:

    What?! The sperms are coming OUT of the egg?!!!
    Reversed sperm competition…”LAST ONE OUT GETS BORNED”…
    They just realized the egg has one chromosome to many.
    That or it’s a nerd egg (very rarely, but girls too become nerds sometimes)

  10. cooba says:

    “twist to have fun” …

  11. Dude says:

    Ha! from pizza hut as well! Marketing fail!

  12. “two-colour cheese”? To hell with what it tastes like, it’s got two-toned cheese!

  13. blah says:

    That is the most disgusting fail I’ve ever seen. Hehehehe.

  14. ufail says:

    anyone who brags about first post on ANY post hereafter = automatic fail

  15. A no nimous says:

    Spermzza… Yuk…

  16. Mistico says:

    juicy pizza, who want a bite?

  17. Alex says:

    Well, this is not a fail
    ok guys, this ad is from pizza hut of hong kong which is where i m from
    just a new flavor, that’s all

    • Seth says:

      We’ve had that cheese crust pizza here in America for years. But we never advertised it like that. What do those two ‘cheese crust bites’ look like to you? To me, they look like sperm, which is not an appetizing topping for a pizza.

    • Hong Kong Phooey says:

      You fail.

    • Winter says:

      The idea, Alex, is that the tiny puffs with the wavy cheese trailing after it looks disturbingly like sperm. Almost to the point where it can’t be an accident.

      I personally suspect that in a cubicle somewhere a Pizza Hut advertising agent is laughing his ass off right about now.

    • boo says:

      flavor of love, is what it is, Alex.
      flavor of love….

  18. your mum says:

    cum eating win!

  19. ponggod says:

    Can you get pregnant from eating this stuff?

  20. Matthew says:

    Thanks for stopping at Pizza Hut. Come again…

  21. Fahzbehn says:

    Ok… in the upper right it has the words “share a” and then the rest is cut off. Makes you wonder what they’re suggesting you share.

  22. anonyman says:

    first

  23. 38th!!!

    WTF’s with the fukt pizza?

  24. tombob says:

    i like eating pizza. but i dont like eating cum

    • ponggod says:

      From some of the stories I’ve heard about what goes on in the pizza kitchens, you’ve probably eaten more cum than you’ll ever know.

      • jojojo says:

        Disgusting.

      • Surprise! says:

        I used to deliver for a major pizza chain.I would deliver to a “Hood” of a certain ethnicity.They,by nature, did not tip.You don’t want to know what they have eaten…It wasn’t pretty.

  25. ema says:

    At first I though you could plug them in to your usb ports somehow, they look kinda plastic. Download pizza now.

  26. Starlogic says:

    Slogan fail!
    ‘Twist to have fun!’
    ‘filled with two color cheese!’

    eww, two color?

  27. me says:

    nomnomnom….sperm crust!

  28. Paperclippe says:

    You know, when I first saw this, I didn’t even think sperm.

    I thought tentacle porn.

  29. Kraft Dinner says:

    I gave the next poster a pink sock last night.

  30. Joolz says:

    Now extra spoogey!

  31. Nonymous says:

    Jizz crust.

  32. El Chorizon says:

    From the depths of Sicil’yeh, Pizzathulu arose

  33. Julie says:

    A graphic design fail

  34. Shadow Link says:

    That’s the most delicious sperm I’ve ever tasted. Not that I’ve ever tasted sperm. I’m not gay!

    I just failed, didn’t I?

  35. RogueThree says:

    I’m never getting the Cheesy Bites Pizza again…
    Well, not that I could when Pizza Hut gets rid of their new pizza styles within a half-year of their introduction. The bastards are even phasing out the Stuffed Crust! -sniffles-

  36. Not_you says:

    now with extra protein!!!

    (what’s with all the people equating sperm = gay sex? newsflash, there is sperm involved in straight sex – at least if the guy is lucky. homophobe much, people?)

  37. LilitZilla says:

    what is it with japanese food packaging and being totally ridiculous sometimes? the last few good fails were all different asian foods… coincidence?

    • RogueThree says:

      This is Chinese…

    • BeAnonymous says:

      And sometimes, we don’t translate as well as we should.

      Sorry about that; maybe you can start a bunch of classes in oriental Asia to teach all of us really good English?

    • the ghost of tycobb says:

      Yes, but nothing fails as much as UK food. I’ll take asian style failpizza any old day over that nasty limey crap!

      • dolt says:

        And what decent food has America got … plastic cheese and mushed up unidentified meat products making somthing that looks a bit like a burger and fries dripping with way too much lard?

        • RogueThree says:

          No, you’re mistaking America for McDonalds.

        • tycobb9999 says:

          Wow, dolt; this is the best grammar you’ve pieced together in days. Finally come down from your 4 day drunk? I’ll take plastic cheese over BLOOD PUDDING, yes folks, BLOOD PUDDING anyday. Your food SUCKS!

  38. Lk says:

    COME ON THAT’S NOT A PIZZA!

  39. 999 says:

    u mean thats not cum on a pizza! (73rd)

  40. david says:

    that “pizza” fills me with a deep smoldering rage.

  41. sh*t says:

    SPERMY PIZZA!

  42. ReTARDIS says:

    Mozzarella jizz.

  43. blackbelt says:

    my girlfriend will put the pizza in her mouth but she won’t swallow it

  44. jojojo says:

    Ugh. You all win. I never want pizza again.

  45. Anonymous says:

    its actually the tentacles of a squid
    not sperm

  46. zolamann says:

    i proclaim this a win pizza

  47. Anonymous says:

    How could no one have seen the fail in that picture before they put it on the box and shipped thousands of them out to stores?

    How???

    • jojojo says:

      That could be said of many things that make it to this site. Like the massage chair a few posts back.

      • Anonymous says:

        I know, i actually posted a similar comment on that picture.

        I just can’t get over it… It’s so obvious, what some of these things look like, that i can’t understand how anyone could not see it…But therein lies the fail, i suppose. :D

        • jojojo says:

          that’s why you need focus groups…”how does this picture of pizza affect you? will you buy this product?” and the response back…”um, dude, the cheese looks like lil’ spermies.”

  48. Anonymous says:

    100th comment

  49. Vismund says:

    Disturbing Spaghetti Breakfast FAIL!

  50. Mimi says:

    Oh god. JIZZY PIZZA! I LOST MY APPETITE! (and the delivery guy is gonna be here in about 10 minutes…)

    Appetite PHAIL.

  51. Anonymous says:

    It looks like sperm!

  52. Anonymous says:

    First!

  53. grunt says:

    Giant Terminator Sperm

    I love the “twist to have fun” copy…makes you wonder about the proofreader.

  54. Pedro says:

    When I first saw it I actually thought “Flying Spaghetti Monster, pizza version”, then you guys killed the child inside me when you made me see the sperm

  55. Fergal says:

    That looks like a subliminal messaging WIN to me personally.

  56. Anonymous says:

    In soviet russia you become pregnant eating pizza

  57. Elvis says:

    In Soviet Russia pizza’s makes you pregnant

  58. Anonymous says:

    OMG hentai pizza!

  59. purdlemeow says:

    i love the “twist to have fun!” part. Yow!

  60. Chris Qie says:

    哈哈,老外观察的太真他妈仔细。

  61. Anonymous says:

    that looks fucking disgusting. Appealing food advertisement fail.

  62. sonke says:

    even the sperm failed, they are going backwards….

  63. passe says:

    not fail but very creative

  64. Comment win! says:

    Latest for until the next comment

  65. Kev says:

    actually, where the hell in hong kong was/is it? because i swear they advertisied it a few months ago…

  66. bleh says:

    yummy topping

  67. MentalFloss says:

    Pizza? Fail.

    Tentacle monster? Win.

    “Twist to have fun.”

  68. Iwashere says:

    Another subliminal message.

  69. Sgt. Obvious says:

    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

  70. maco boi says:

    semen

  71. raymond says:

    Is it in Hong Kong?….My home town……..

  72. fepic ail says:

    spem fail

  73. FuzzyLove says:

    GASMAN YOU’RE HERE!

  74. hobbes says:

    In Soviet Russia, sperm bends YOU over!

  75. Mistico says:

    GAY!!!!
    yeah yeah…” bend over and i`ll show gay”
    ja ja no thanks gay friend!

  76. Tatjana says:

    stop with the soviet russia… you fail

  77. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Russia you are not alloWed to be gay. There are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about It. The punishment is seven years locKed In Prison with othEr men anD there is A three-year waiting list for that.

  78. Anonymous says:

    God I’m a homo.

  79. Rimšiakas says:

    The unnecessary capital letters spell “wikipeda”. Fail?

  80. Anonymous says:

    There is no such thing as Soviet Russia, you dolts!

  81. Anonymous says:

    agreed

  82. blah says:

    bend over and I’ll show YOU a predictable response XD

  83. Rome Is Burning says:

    wow, you’re a comic genius.



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