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Varfter

Dude, bend you and i´ll show you what hurts

the ghost of tycobb

Pet Sweat, the perfect refreshing drink to wash down a mouthful of haggis.

 
English Nazi

i lol’d at j00r commentz…+3 internet winnar points

 
 
Dimak666

FAIL! Dogs don’t sweat…

Jessi

Actually, the pads of their feet do. Only their back ones, though, if I remember correctly.

boogers

no, they can’t sweat, i have 8 dogs, i’d know. hance why they pant.

john caltrane

Well you are officially a dumb ass.
Dogs sweat through their paws, google it if you don’t believe me.

 
titaniumspork19

…How the hell do you support having 8 dogs? Do you live with them in a pack or something?

 
 
 
the ghost of tycobb

But faildogs sweat.

 
 
 
 
Nonymous

WHERE ARE YOU GASMAN?

 
anon

Damn that was probably the best opportunity for gasman if there ever was one.

 
 
LilMissNice

I’ll bend… *wink wink* but promise it will hurt…

 
 
gay who when to japan

this is in japan there they has drinks called calpis , poca sweat and this caned jello stuff

 
Fried Toast

Information Fail.

Pocari Sweat.

Poca sweat’s probably what you get from your backroom card game in an unairconditioned room :P

 
 
 
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Huh. Is the water marketed for pets specifically, I wonder? Were it just the name by itself, I’d think it was just classic Engrish, but with the picture of the dog…

Paperclippe

Yes, this is water marketed for pets. It supposedly for when you’re taking the animal out, since Japan doesn’t have a lot of places where your dog could drink from the water fountain if you’re taking it for a walk or run. So it’s both a case of Engrish and clever marketing, perhaps?

Z

More likely it’s a spoof of a Japanese sport drink called ‘Pocari Sweat’

Though doesn’t change the fact it’s engrish.

brazzy

It’s not a spoof, it’s a spin-off product from the same company.

 
 
 
Erica

PET is just the name for a type of bottle that drinks commonly come in in Japan.

 
 
 
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madcow

FAIL ON AN EPIC SCALE

 
 
Matze

Do they also have diet pet sweat?

Anonymous

or a less salty version?

 
the ghost of tycobb

Pet Sweat Lite

 
 
Lol

I think they mean sweet?

Paperclippe

No, they mean sweat; it’s a beverage for “active” pets, ie, when your pet sweats, give him that to drink. Like Gatorade.

Gasweasel

Except that dogs don’t sweat. Biology Fail!

Anonymous

Hahaha….you are right! I was gonna come in here and type about how this is not a fail where this product is marketed, as Japanese don’t find it weird to write “sweat” on a bottle that is supposed to replenish what you loose when you sweat. It makes sense I think…BUT NOT TO A DOG HAHAHAHA.

It IS a fail!!!

Klaus

I don’t loose (or tight) anything when I sweat.

Anomnomnomymous

I don’t loose (or tight) anything when I sweat.

 
 
Anonymouse

Doesn’t matter. Japanese dogs can’t read English labels.

 
 
 
Athanar

Dogs sweat out of the part of their body that doesn’t have fur, the pads of their feet. You fail.

Anonymous

Is that why their feet smell like Fritos corn chips?

guest

Hilarious. Exactly. I always thought that odor was familiar. I have two big dogs with stinky corn chip paws.

 
Jadys

Yup. I’ve actually tasted the Pocari Sweat for humans, and f the Pet Sweat is at all similar, I feel bad for the dog! (Then again, dogs, given teh opportunity, will et out of litter boxes…)

Jadys

That was supposed to go to another commetn. Posting Fail. :(

 
 
Jadys

Why are you sniffing your dogs’ feet? Or are they simply allowed to get too close sometimes?

 
 
 
 
 
 
kannadzuki

For the purpose of marketing this drink, it doesn’t matter if dogs do or don’t sweat, really.

Just like anywhere else, they market whatever they think will sell. Since it’s so hot and humid in most of Japan during the summer, sports drinks are popular. And since folks like to treat their pets like people (and groom them and dress them up in clothes), of course companies like the makers of “Pocari Sweat” would make a “pet” version.

the ghost of tycobb

People are idiots for putting their dogs on the same plane as humans. Hey, IT’S A STINKIN DOG!

Jessi

This is what happens when people choose to have children later and later and/or not have children at all - their pets *become* their children. Personally, I’m thankful that a lot of the people who bring their dogs into the boarding facility where I work have chosen not to reproduce.

the ghost of tycobb

Agree with you there. Social engineering WIN!

 
 
 
RogueThree

Putting them on the same ship as humans is a-OK though.

 
 
 
 
 
Helyt

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 
 
GoDHoRuS

shut up and die(slowly)

 
Vismund

Gourmet FAIL!

Perhaps the name should be “Pet Sweet”?

Matze

Perhaps, Perhaps…
Perhaps it should be “Vet Sweat”?

 
 
 
Mel

No, it’s actually ’sweat’. There a famous drin in japan called ‘Pocari Sweat’ (Don’t ask me why it’s called like that) and I first thought this was the PET-version…. but the dog really makes me wonder.

Jadys

See my misplaced comment above. I’ve been there, I’ve tasted the human version. But a drink called dirty gym socks wouldn’t sell well, even in Engrish. They should stick with Calpis. Much tastier, and just as yuckky sounding when pronounced - it comes out sounding like either cat piss or cow piss. At least it comes in a pretty blue bottle!

 
 
fishamaphone

Not saying this necessarily means anything one way or the other, but in Japan, plastic bottles are referred to as “PET” bottles (because of the specific kind of plastic used). Adds some context for those who don’t know this, but it could be entirely unrelated.

durr

yeah maybe. what with the dog on the label. because in japan they have a specific kind of plastic made of 72% dog, 18% sweat and 10% polymer.

 
 
joojifz

OLD!!!! POST FAIL!!!!

 
otrodok

In soviet russia pets drinks you

 
cooba

i dont know what you drink, but i dont drink pets