Anybody actually realise that “hizni” and “anonymous” are the first person? And this is the same guy that gets the first post on tons of fails, then has arguments with himself under loads of different names? (you can tell by the avatar)
And that person is also “Turq”, “Matze” and even “Chuck Norris”. What’s wrong with this guy?
Please!
Only upload pictures that people from all countries in the world understand, or else this website will never grow large! I, for exampel, am from Sweden. Americans might understand this picture, but to me, it’s just a picture with burgers on it.
The grandpost has a point. There will always be some kind of joke with comercial names that mean something funny in other languages, but there’s nothing
inherently funny about them.
Well, you know, I’m from Italy and I understood the joke perfectly.
What you’re saying is like saying “please, don’t use english in an english-written website”. And that’s a bit stupid, isn’t it?
That’s a bit selfish now isn’t it? Just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean it’s not worth posting. I’m sure there’s plenty of people living in africa and india and such that don’t understand ANY english. Should we not post anything that THEY don’t understand as well?
I’m just saying that this page will never grow large if not everyone understands it, only in CrapMerica (america) most nerdy folks understands it. I’m not saying this is a crapy website, it’s certainly not, but I get totaly frustrated when a picture like this shows up and I don’t get a thing!
Davud, what you’re doing is blaming the English-speaking world for your inability to speak the language. Then you insult Americans (who could help translate if you weren’t such a rude guy). Pick up a book, Barfy.
Well spoken friend! Fuck you, America! American hast lost all respect from the world and they think they are the world. They are fat and eat at CrapDonalds!
Americans are so respectless and they think they are better than everyone else! Leave other countries problems the themself! I hate Bush!
It’s a bit unfair to include ALL Americans in the idiocy, isn’t it? Wouldn’t it be just as bad if we used your stupid self to represent Sweden? I just couldn’t do that to all the rest of your people.. But you sir, are a jackass. I’m sure mommy is proud.
Hey everybody!!! I’m borned in a country where my mother was smoking weed in the delivery room with the doctors…I hope I can hurry up and finish this so I can go to the red light district and visit her in the window.She faked a blood test and got a card so now she can quit working alleyways. All my friends are hippies and make wooden furniture. We sometimes are high and eat lots of cheese with holes in it and snort lots of chocolate.I heard my hippie Dad works at the factory making knives for the army.When we have hot chocolate at the watch factory we practice yodelling and rolling giant joints for the coffee shops…Wows! you amerikaans reallys sucks..Oh I’m sorrys are you mads?????? I surrender!!!!!
If anyone on this planet wishes to see a typical American with typical American views they need only to look into a mirror. Americans are from everywhere. When people move here they pack their personal out looks first. As a result we have all types. Even idiots like you. Please don’t take this as an invitation to immigrate here. We already have our quota of stupid for the year.
Davud….I hate you. Honestly, you were a mistake.Your mother was high and my dad was thinking about something else…and …well,anyway I’m kinda busy right now….Could you just go ahead and end your own life??? I mean really dude, it would save me a lot of hassle.Thanks
Davud, your complaints about others being disrespectful rings pretty hollow considering what a rude, self-centered little twit you are, congratulations on managing to embody the stereotypes about Americans you so dislike. hypocrisy recognition fail
Might I remind you that you were the one to make a stupid comment about taking down the picture due to the fact that you didn’t understand it. This is an English written website, and frankly, I don’t think people care if people from other countries visit this website. If you didn’t understand what was funny about this picture, you could have asked what the joke was. People would have told you.
All Americans are not disrespectful. Have you been to America? I don’t think so. So stop stereotyping us. I don’t appreciate it. The hypocrisy of your comments is silly and just because you’re from Sweden doesn’t make you any less of a jackass.
Yes, because there are plenty of pictures out there that are instantly understandable to “people from all countries in the world.” Because we all see things the same way, and find the same things amusing, due to being socialized in exactly the same way.
Oh, wait, that’s just as stupid as what you said. My bad.
I’m from Argentina, where the pic came from, and it’s perfectly understandable, but I’ve been speaking english since I was four. Of course, if you don’t know english, you won’t get it, but in that case, why would you be reading/suscribing to this blog in the first place?
Oh, that’s right. The failboat pictures that bear no language on them. LMAO on that, moving on…
that’s true, i eat them too but by the end of the month that’s how far my pocket is able to reach, i mean, argentinian economy makes the lives of colleges students, like me, pretty damm tough
Reminds me of when I first became a vegetarian and mom bought me a box of vegetable patties (its not soy or tofu that tries to taste like meat, its just veggies slapped together in a patty form). No one could stand more than two bites of it.
I would enjoy making a sandwich with that meat patty. After eating it, I would then jam my index finger into my throat, and tickle it back there. If all goes well, I would then barf. Then I would eat it again.
Errr…excuse me for pointing it out, but the last several ‘fails’ have been pretty lame as fails. I thought this was the ‘Fail Blog’, not ‘the cutesy shit we saw on the internet today’ blog. You have other sites for that kind of stuff, we want fails here!
Hey I’ve bought some of them! They were actually pretty good. I think my kids would have eaten them even if they tasted like crap just because of the name. They also like the IKEA “gummy rats” candies.
even though here in argentina it’s subpar quality for meat, it’s probably better than any 1$ beef patty i’ve ever eaten in the states! though the first time i saw the package, i loled. and bought it.
LOOOOOOL, those burgers are sold here in Argentina, i bought them once because there was no other burguers left, DAMN they are almost as horrible as they sound, haahahha i remember i laught a lot when i saw the name, but nobody got it…
it’s all about paty. ‘te quiero’. Barfy is pretty good though, for real. I pasted the front of a box in my journal. I also bought a package of “raper bears” that have bear wearing baggy pants and some bling. i should send that in
FIRST !
Give me some crack… Please.
Can we ban these “first” posters please?
more gold is required
Lmao.
Anybody actually realise that “hizni” and “anonymous” are the first person? And this is the same guy that gets the first post on tons of fails, then has arguments with himself under loads of different names? (you can tell by the avatar)
And that person is also “Turq”, “Matze” and even “Chuck Norris”. What’s wrong with this guy?
and wolfie and turq and kai, kara and george maybe?
There is never enough golds
I’d rather ban the crack & cocaine posters.
YES PLEASE
Chuck Norris does not say PLEASE, FAIL!
FIRST! …grade? Is that what you’re telling us that you’re in?
Oh man, he got you guys.
You fail at insulting
A Barfy Burger…Remind anyone else of “You Can’t Do That on Television?”
I was just thinking the same thing.
me too.
That’s because you’re all the same person… What’s wrong with you…
holy crap we’re all old.
*agrees*
Who do you think’s in the burger?
Probably a half man, half dog. He’s his own best friend.
No, it’s half man, half bear, and half pig.
it’s the manbearpig!
FAIL 3 halves
hmmmm
ummm.. it is a south park refrence
Blue skies, Barfy Burgers GIRLS!!!
I still toss that one out every once in a while…
“Come talk to RALPH about a BUICK” and get a free hamburger.
i like this one
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
Apparently seals speak pirate.
Or the Asian pronunciation of “L”
Sounds yummers!
http://www.wannasmile.com
no, wanna suck dick?
wannasmile.com = epic ripoff trying to be one of the cool kids fail
Bah.
Bleh
Meh.
Mah
Môh.
mih.
Muh
myh
müh (Holstein cow)
miau
meow
miał
Mklxvktu
fail.
MΣh.
Sad thing is that it would look somewhat decent if not for that name printed so proudly above it lol.
Barfy Burgers! Now come with FREE BARF BAG
Buy some today!
Do you want a side of buggers and ketchup with your Barfy today?
It’s probably one of those unmeat veggie burgers.
unmeat fail
Anyone else recall that the dog from “Family Circus” was named Barfy?
Just checking.
Unfortunately.
What’s the . ?
FIRST
first
Is this in a store in an ENGLISH-speaking country??
If this was in Poland, I’d sympathize because “barfy” probably means something more delectable in Polish…
it means nothing in polish
you mean nothing in polish
Bend over and I’ll show you my Polish.
what a clever comment .. how many brain cells did you loose coming up with it? it makes no sense
It´s an argentinian supermarket. The brand “Barfy” tries to sound similar to “Patty” that is the leading brand.
Marketing FAIL
No, it’s in Argentina, but anyway, Barfy means nothing in spanish, they just chose the wrong name.
Don’t understand this one. Probably because english is not my primary language ^^
What does “barfy” mean ?
Well, to “barf” means to vomit, therefore, “barfy” would mean “vomit-like.”
or you might say, for instance, that a colicky baby is “very barfy”, meaning the baby vomits a lot.
Must be pork: http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1507695/Schweinchen_Barfy
Please!
Only upload pictures that people from all countries in the world understand, or else this website will never grow large! I, for exampel, am from Sweden. Americans might understand this picture, but to me, it’s just a picture with burgers on it.
Right…everything YOU don’t understand should be immeadiately removed fromt he internet. That’s reasonable.
Burn win
Burn = Win
Spelling = Fail
Teh wrd iz speeled “Immediately”
Pedagogue.
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
Never use several words when one will suffice.
never suffice.
I would prefer to suffice than to never suffice.
You fail at your own philosophy. Diminuative = big word for ’small’. Suffice = big word for ‘do’. YAY!
…and I fail at spelling. So we’re even.
Irony detection fail.
That “SWOOSH” noise you heard was the joke passing by overhead.
The grandpost has a point. There will always be some kind of joke with comercial names that mean something funny in other languages, but there’s nothing
inherently funny about them.
Yes there is.
Are you Peter Forsberg?
LE MAO!!!1 DX
NHL WIN!!1
Well, you know, I’m from Italy and I understood the joke perfectly.
What you’re saying is like saying “please, don’t use english in an english-written website”. And that’s a bit stupid, isn’t it?
Agreed.
p.s. You can always ask someone to explain it to you, though some jerks may insult you. Most of us would be happy to help.
No one cares about Sweden
Nobody cares about Norway either.
Toki Wartooth comes from Norway, so, yes, we do.
Metalocalypse win
I’m gonna blow you both up.
As soon as you’re done blowing George W. Bush?
Lions and tigers down in Kenya!! Forget Norway!!
I am from America and don’t understand somebody being named Davud. Therefore, all your posts should be removed.
misplaced comment fail
That’s a bit selfish now isn’t it? Just because you don’t understand doesn’t mean it’s not worth posting. I’m sure there’s plenty of people living in africa and india and such that don’t understand ANY english. Should we not post anything that THEY don’t understand as well?
I’m just saying that this page will never grow large if not everyone understands it, only in CrapMerica (america) most nerdy folks understands it. I’m not saying this is a crapy website, it’s certainly not, but I get totaly frustrated when a picture like this shows up and I don’t get a thing!
Davud, what you’re doing is blaming the English-speaking world for your inability to speak the language. Then you insult Americans (who could help translate if you weren’t such a rude guy). Pick up a book, Barfy.
The English-speaking world is not limited to the United States of America. Thanks.
Website is great, it doesn’t have to be larger
Shut up, we are the super power of the world, its only a matter of time before we own the whole world, including your stupid little pissy country.
Sorry, but the administration has put everything in hock to China. We own zip.
Fuck you, America.
Well spoken friend! Fuck you, America! American hast lost all respect from the world and they think they are the world. They are fat and eat at CrapDonalds!
Americans are so respectless and they think they are better than everyone else! Leave other countries problems the themself! I hate Bush!
In your mind, Bush = America.
So…does Aqua = Sweden? ‘Cause if it does, you’re not contributing much to society, either.
It’s a bit unfair to include ALL Americans in the idiocy, isn’t it? Wouldn’t it be just as bad if we used your stupid self to represent Sweden? I just couldn’t do that to all the rest of your people.. But you sir, are a jackass. I’m sure mommy is proud.
Hey everybody!!! I’m borned in a country where my mother was smoking weed in the delivery room with the doctors…I hope I can hurry up and finish this so I can go to the red light district and visit her in the window.She faked a blood test and got a card so now she can quit working alleyways. All my friends are hippies and make wooden furniture. We sometimes are high and eat lots of cheese with holes in it and snort lots of chocolate.I heard my hippie Dad works at the factory making knives for the army.When we have hot chocolate at the watch factory we practice yodelling and rolling giant joints for the coffee shops…Wows! you amerikaans reallys sucks..Oh I’m sorrys are you mads?????? I surrender!!!!!
LoL, the dude said Sweden, not Schweiz!
If anyone on this planet wishes to see a typical American with typical American views they need only to look into a mirror. Americans are from everywhere. When people move here they pack their personal out looks first. As a result we have all types. Even idiots like you. Please don’t take this as an invitation to immigrate here. We already have our quota of stupid for the year.
I hate Americans like you, disrespectful
Then why are you looking at an American website…stereotype much.
You fail at life!
Touche
Davud….I hate you. Honestly, you were a mistake.Your mother was high and my dad was thinking about something else…and …well,anyway I’m kinda busy right now….Could you just go ahead and end your own life??? I mean really dude, it would save me a lot of hassle.Thanks
Davud, your complaints about others being disrespectful rings pretty hollow considering what a rude, self-centered little twit you are, congratulations on managing to embody the stereotypes about Americans you so dislike. hypocrisy recognition fail
Might I remind you that you were the one to make a stupid comment about taking down the picture due to the fact that you didn’t understand it. This is an English written website, and frankly, I don’t think people care if people from other countries visit this website. If you didn’t understand what was funny about this picture, you could have asked what the joke was. People would have told you.
All Americans are not disrespectful. Have you been to America? I don’t think so. So stop stereotyping us. I don’t appreciate it. The hypocrisy of your comments is silly and just because you’re from Sweden doesn’t make you any less of a jackass.
Yes, because there are plenty of pictures out there that are instantly understandable to “people from all countries in the world.” Because we all see things the same way, and find the same things amusing, due to being socialized in exactly the same way.
Oh, wait, that’s just as stupid as what you said. My bad.
Truth in advertising WIN!
….*pleh!*…..
First!!!!! to say that this is obviously photoshopped
if you disagree BEND OVER and give me some cocaine
You just summed up 80% of every post on this entire site in 2 lines.
You sir deserve a medal.
MEANINGFUL CONTENT. Now to find the 19% that is left.
I am the 1%. I gave birth to your god. :-\ ?
FIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRSTFIRST
@first
i think its great that you are first
Lolz, to those who are whining about they don’t understand the picture(s) are just too stupid 0.o
I’m from Denmark, until now i havent seen a FAIL pic i didn’t understand b/c of the words 0.o
ROFL XD
LASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLASTLAST
http://www.urbandictionary.com, it solves you spell problems
http://www.urbandictionary.com, it solves
Apparently it cannot solve your inability to make a complete post or to avoid double-posting.
Barfy?! I’ll take 2
I hate coons
But I hate myself the most.
Honesty win.
Argentinian Burger…. not bad… really good…after they stop barking
I’m from Argentina, where the pic came from, and it’s perfectly understandable, but I’ve been speaking english since I was four. Of course, if you don’t know english, you won’t get it, but in that case, why would you be reading/suscribing to this blog in the first place?
Oh, that’s right. The failboat pictures that bear no language on them. LMAO on that, moving on…
i eat those hamburgers twice a week, they are the cheapest one and they honor their name.
that’s true, i eat them too but by the end of the month that’s how far my pocket is able to reach, i mean, argentinian economy makes the lives of colleges students, like me, pretty damm tough
“In Soviet Russia, food barfs on YOU!”
That’s hot as hell.
In Soviet Russia, barf is food.
looks like in failblog we all love soviet russia
yeah DX
“in soviet russia, man irons YOU!”
just yakov smirnov.
LAST!
well…not for long…..
V—- see, told ya.
Gross
I’d eat it.
It makes perfect sense to me – doesn’t any one know the song Depression Day Dinner by the Dead Milkmen?
The family butcher keeps a secret
That he will never tell
It’s about our pet dog Barfy
Which he did chop to hell!
No I don’t – Thank God! EWWWW
I Can Has Barfyburger?
I’d hit that.
I’d hit that.
PRODUCT TITLE-> FAIL.
YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON TELEVISION-> WIN!
Reminds me of when I first became a vegetarian and mom bought me a box of vegetable patties (its not soy or tofu that tries to taste like meat, its just veggies slapped together in a patty form). No one could stand more than two bites of it.
That is what you get for being a vegetarian. Hippies must be turned into biofuel to run my Hummer.
I would enjoy making a sandwich with that meat patty. After eating it, I would then jam my index finger into my throat, and tickle it back there. If all goes well, I would then barf. Then I would eat it again.
No
Would you also enjoy walking your ass to the kitchen and making me a sammich!?!
Hmm…I need to dig up my picture of Barf detergent…lemon scented.
Errr…excuse me for pointing it out, but the last several ‘fails’ have been pretty lame as fails. I thought this was the ‘Fail Blog’, not ‘the cutesy shit we saw on the internet today’ blog. You have other sites for that kind of stuff, we want fails here!
Find us some fails or go home…..
fail comment
Fail fail comment
LOL… I found those burguers a lot here in Argentina, I try them and they have quite a funny taste =P
I’m from Argentina, and I just wanted to say that they are the cheapest burgers around. Period.
Ugh, sounds barfy…
Excuse my ignorance. First, i don’t speak english very well. Second, i don’t understand the failure
Don’t laugh of me jajaja.
“to barf” means “to vomit”
Hey I’ve bought some of them! They were actually pretty good. I think my kids would have eaten them even if they tasted like crap just because of the name. They also like the IKEA “gummy rats” candies.
Is it possible to add a filter to auto-delete any comment with the words “first”, “1st” etc… in it?
If it were possible, this exact post of your would have to be deleted, therefore you have just SELF-FAILED!!!
first, next is gay!
It’s true, I am
Just what you need for that upset stomach!
even though here in argentina it’s subpar quality for meat, it’s probably better than any 1$ beef patty i’ve ever eaten in the states! though the first time i saw the package, i loled. and bought it.
The picture is from South America. We don´t Fxxx know what barfy means here!! and burger are great! puajjjjj
/b/
nuff said lolbuckets
Barely
A
Real
Food,
Yes.
Sorry couldn’t think o0f anything better for Y
how do i post?
jk
so what is saying
Barthe Party?
am i the only person who noticed that next to fail is “we”
LOOOOOOL, those burgers are sold here in Argentina, i bought them once because there was no other burguers left, DAMN they are almost as horrible as they sound, haahahha i remember i laught a lot when i saw the name, but nobody got it…
it’s all about paty. ‘te quiero’. Barfy is pretty good though, for real. I pasted the front of a box in my journal. I also bought a package of “raper bears” that have bear wearing baggy pants and some bling. i should send that in
Wats the fail?
oh nvm
i dont get it!
I noticed this when i moved to argentina! its quite popular here theres even a bus company named DUMAS CAT
bend over and i’ll show you some crack
And then we’ll see your face!