Hey, the sooner you start treatment, the better. What better place for STD facilites than at a cheap motel where you’re likely to acquire the STDs in the first place?
Spelling check, line 2… he also could be “shot”. It’s like asking for a four letter word that describes an adult woman that ends with “unt”. Just because everyone has a filthy mind doesn’t mean that the asterisk means what you think it should mean. This, I think, is the whole point of having that alias.
By the by, for those of you who can’t figure it out, the word is AUNT.
omg. I don’t know that for sure… I just wanted to say it ’cause I ALWAYS see people say that on here. I just didn’t want to yell out “FIRST” , since I’m not…
In India, STD still means long distance phone call.
There are “STD” kiosks all over the country.
Westerners still laugh at them at first, until they find out that’s where you get to phone home.
Speaking as somebody who, for one thing, begins sentences in correctly capitalized letters… both “spelt” and “spelled” are correct. “Spelt” is merely an older, more archaic spelling. It’s also used slightly differently in some cases, tensewise. So inasmuch as the sentence itself (herpies being spelt h.e.r.p.e.s -”herpes” dumbass) may be incorrect, “spelt” is perfectly fine.
No, it isn’t ’standard’ or ’sexually transmitted disease’ – it is what someone above mentioned, for long distance phone calls (’standard trunk dialing’ or ’subscriber trunk dialing’): http://www.answers.com/topic/subscriber-trunk-dialling
Actually they are no longer called stds in america. Technically they are stis sexually transmitted infection. Most people don’t know it changed so they still say std.
It’s like that in Australia too, but more commonly known. Whenever a joke like this is made, someone always cuts them down by say it’s actually STI. And that’s more medically correct too, because they’re actually more infections then they are diseases… at least I think.
Yes, many of them are, in fact, infections. Some are parasites. But as much of America is too ignorant or uneducated to know otherwise, nearly all physical ailments are commonly classified, by the average American layman, as “diseases.”
Yet one more thing Bill’s universal health care may have fixed… yeah. You can tell what MY political party is.
I love how this site is a combination of rather intelligent thinking people such as the above posts…..and then the first photoshopped nazi buttbuddy crack head fails
STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialing i.e. long distance phone calls. This is/was common in Australia, New Zealand, India and other countries until the 1980s, where many telephone exchanges could only connect local calls directly.
Non sequitur racist man, get it straight.
Well, the term “Man” being used rather loosely. This is the second or third time i’ve seen this pathetic little individual posting irrelevant racist comments. I think this is his way of compensating for a very very tiny dick.
it just means you don’t have to go out and LOOK for prostitutes … they already have them in the hotel … you still have to pay extra though ( drugs don’t pay for themselves you know)
True. “STD” is written all over India, Nepal, etc. Also there are swastikas everywhere, they don’t have the same connotation, the swastika was around long before the Nazis adopted it as a symbol of their own.
I took this in Ooty, India. STD stands for Standard Trunk Dialing. The prevalence of STD signs quite amusing, this in particular. You can see more signage from India, including a higher resolution and photo, at http://kheafield.com/personal/pics/signage/ .
This is a definite world knowledge FAIL for you ‘merkins. In a large part of the world (esp. previous British colonies including the UK itself, STD means “Standard Trunk Dialling” (aka long distance). Nothing fail about the sign itself – you’ll see plenty in India and neighbouring countries.
haha. or std win?
STD= Short Term Disability?
Either way, no thanks.
STD= standard. It’s still funny though ’cause everyone associates STD with Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
never?
Smartness fail?
nuh uh. shit man, now i get it.
congratulations!
Hey, the sooner you start treatment, the better. What better place for STD facilites than at a cheap motel where you’re likely to acquire the STDs in the first place?
Road to recovery win!
Weak, really weak!
The obvious interpretation of std in that context is “standard”, you’d have to be pretty stupid to think it stood for Sexually Transmitted Disease! :-
oh, um… think I’ll pass, thanks….
ew, even the sign is flithy!
not as filthy as your FACE
OH MY GOSH, you ARE so funny! HA HA!
You are shit remember? So you are filthy indeed.
Nope, I’m not the shit. I’m Sh*t.
which is what Insanus said.
you guys are idiots.
Spelling check, line 2… he also could be “shot”. It’s like asking for a four letter word that describes an adult woman that ends with “unt”. Just because everyone has a filthy mind doesn’t mean that the asterisk means what you think it should mean. This, I think, is the whole point of having that alias.
By the by, for those of you who can’t figure it out, the word is AUNT.
no u
Sarcasm fail
Nice…
PHOTOSHOPPED!
omg. I don’t know that for sure… I just wanted to say it ’cause I ALWAYS see people say that on here. I just didn’t want to yell out “FIRST” , since I’m not…
i ruin all the fun…
Unnecessary joke explanation fail
thpppbbbttttttttttttttt.
Jimmy Crack Corn & I sometimes care
I don’t get it…
STD is a disease… Look it up on Wikipedia. Maybe it is supposed to mean standard?
in australia STD used to mean long distant phone call.
any USA dudes about?
whats a gallon of diesel cost in the states?
Just short of 5 dollars here in New England
thanks just working out how much we pay in australia. works out to about $6.60 US in OZ for a gallon
$5.54 per gallon where I live (California)
about $9.12 in germany -.-
If you take one of the more expensive stations its over $10 already.
about 9.17 in germany
Going up fast there. 5 cents in 1 minute…..
it went up lol
It’s about $1.56US a Liter (do your own math) here in Eastern Canada.
$2.00 US A LITRE in OZ $1,90 AU.
CANADA USE METRIC?
random pointlessness WIN!
The smart ones do
it’s about US$10-US$12 per US gallon here in th UK (£1.45 to £1.60 a littre)
PS does anybody know how to use the Euro sybol on a keboard on which above 4 there is a dollar sign but next to it on the same key there’s a Euro sign
Try ALT GR + 4
btw, US$1,56 per liter, or US$5,91 per gallon here in Brazil.
Same as in Canada!
€€€€€€€€ thanks mate
niiiiiiiiii
equal 1.13usd/liter in Indonesia.. but we got the cheaper one 0.66usd/liter subsidize by goverment….
Cost me 82 dollars to fill up my Jeep yesterday. HAI FIVE
$4.50 for diesel in Texas…..
i’m gonna get a moped
my friend just bought a scooter – it gets like 90 miles to the gallon…. she’s so proud of it! Costs like $15 to fill up on a bad day.
It costs me about that much to fill up my Kawasaki on premium.
YOU GONNA GET MOPED
In India, STD still means long distance phone call.
There are “STD” kiosks all over the country.
Westerners still laugh at them at first, until they find out that’s where you get to phone home.
It stands for Standard Trunk Dialing.
well its not A disease it mean “sexually transmitted disease”
Le Steak – spastic fail! and yes spastics are funny now, its been 26 years so officially funny!
Me too… maybe it is ’cause I’m spanish and I don’t know the meaning… o.o’
first
FAIL.
give me a break.
Give me two.
give me a kitkat
give me a klondike bar
92nd + out of order!
standard facilities. 3 stars for effort
c’mon and join the herpies club
herpies being spelt h.e.r.p.e.s -”herpes” dumbass
“how do you spell hemorrhoid?” fail.
you should talk about spelling “spelt”? it should be spelled!!!! dumass!!!!
Lol don’t even try.
you should talk about spelling “dumass”? it should be dumbass
Speaking as somebody who, for one thing, begins sentences in correctly capitalized letters… both “spelt” and “spelled” are correct. “Spelt” is merely an older, more archaic spelling. It’s also used slightly differently in some cases, tensewise. So inasmuch as the sentence itself (herpies being spelt h.e.r.p.e.s -”herpes” dumbass) may be incorrect, “spelt” is perfectly fine.
English win!
How hard is it to re-read what you wrote in order to correct errors?
Well said!
Boring. Just boring. This fail is so boring that no one screams “First!”, no stupid Nazi-analogies and no lame “bend-over”-joke… *yawn*
First! Like a bent over nazi!
>.>
touchee
It seems griping about spelling is in style now, so I’ll jump on the bandwagon.
It’s Touche’
thatt beeng sed, Eye dont giv a ratz asss abowt speling.
It’s “Touché” actually. Learn to use your Alt-Codes… (I’ll give you a clue, it’s 0233)
how about you bend over and let hitler pineapple you?
Bend over and I’ll show you a totalitarian dictatorship.
No, it isn’t ’standard’ or ’sexually transmitted disease’ – it is what someone above mentioned, for long distance phone calls (’standard trunk dialing’ or ’subscriber trunk dialing’): http://www.answers.com/topic/subscriber-trunk-dialling
first….
to say it’s photoshopped!
fail
anyone else get the feeling they needto have a scratch around the groin when they read this >.>
Indeed. This fail is kind of… Arid.
Well at least they are nice enough to offer the facilities.
Okay, so you had a reservation for the Gonorrhea Suite. Let me show you to your room, sir.
no sir, i reserved the crabs suite. it’s cheaper.
Actually they are no longer called stds in america. Technically they are stis sexually transmitted infection. Most people don’t know it changed so they still say std.
oh yay, all those American brides who send Save-The-Date cards to all their relatives will be soooooo relieved.
*snork*
Failure.
It’s like that in Australia too, but more commonly known. Whenever a joke like this is made, someone always cuts them down by say it’s actually STI. And that’s more medically correct too, because they’re actually more infections then they are diseases… at least I think.
Yes, many of them are, in fact, infections. Some are parasites. But as much of America is too ignorant or uneducated to know otherwise, nearly all physical ailments are commonly classified, by the average American layman, as “diseases.”
Yet one more thing Bill’s universal health care may have fixed… yeah. You can tell what MY political party is.
I love how this site is a combination of rather intelligent thinking people such as the above posts…..and then the first photoshopped nazi buttbuddy crack head fails
the one that holds an ‘L’ on their foreheads?
In the Uk both STD and STI are acceptable although crabs can only be an STI.
STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialing i.e. long distance phone calls. This is/was common in Australia, New Zealand, India and other countries until the 1980s, where many telephone exchanges could only connect local calls directly.
One-stop shopping WIN!
Burn NlGGERS
Thank you, Non Sequitur Man.
Non sequitur racist man, get it straight.
Well, the term “Man” being used rather loosely. This is the second or third time i’ve seen this pathetic little individual posting irrelevant racist comments. I think this is his way of compensating for a very very tiny dick.
Kurt = David Duke.
What gave it away?
The “very tiny dick” comment.
knowing your clientele and fulfilling their needs FTW
Nmzlkhj jpizj dzp zdh!
If there really were STD facilities on-site, it would be a public health WIN.
Fun! Is this std thing included in room price?
it just means you don’t have to go out and LOOK for prostitutes … they already have them in the hotel … you still have to pay extra though ( drugs don’t pay for themselves you know)
I like the convenience of this, i’m gonna look it up next time I travel. Since after what happened the last time’
Cheep and predictable prom win!
in India std is related to Phone.
So std facilities means there is phone boxes in the hotel.
True. “STD” is written all over India, Nepal, etc. Also there are swastikas everywhere, they don’t have the same connotation, the swastika was around long before the Nazis adopted it as a symbol of their own.
This FAIL is made of FAIL.
Well I think german makes most sense here:
STD is the german abbreviation of hour
mabe so but is the rest of the sentence in German … i think not
first, next is gay!
I took this in Ooty, India. STD stands for Standard Trunk Dialing. The prevalence of STD signs quite amusing, this in particular. You can see more signage from India, including a higher resolution and photo, at http://kheafield.com/personal/pics/signage/ .
In India STD also means long distance calls I believe.
The STD signs are on every corner there, wherever phone services are available.
Facilities be damned, I need a bathroom.
This is a definite world knowledge FAIL for you ‘merkins. In a large part of the world (esp. previous British colonies including the UK itself, STD means “Standard Trunk Dialling” (aka long distance). Nothing fail about the sign itself – you’ll see plenty in India and neighbouring countries.
lol im from finland and first tough: std=standard
this “fail” is stupid.
Whoa. Mikey?
Oh gasman I knew you had a short one.