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elfinugget

STD= Short Term Disability?

Either way, no thanks.

Kristoffer

STD= standard. It’s still funny though ’cause everyone associates STD with Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

 
 
nonsense

nuh uh. shit man, now i get it.

 
 
 
 
it's 5:00 somewhere

Hey, the sooner you start treatment, the better. What better place for STD facilites than at a cheap motel where you’re likely to acquire the STDs in the first place?

Aequinoctium

Road to recovery win!

 
 
 
elfinugget

oh, um… think I’ll pass, thanks….

 
sh*t

ew, even the sign is flithy!

Anonymous

not as filthy as your FACE

sh*t

OH MY GOSH, you ARE so funny! HA HA!

Insanus

You are shit remember? So you are filthy indeed.

sh*t

Nope, I’m not the shit. I’m Sh*t.

fepic ail

which is what Insanus said.

Fahzbehn

Spelling check, line 2… he also could be “shot”. It’s like asking for a four letter word that describes an adult woman that ends with “unt”. Just because everyone has a filthy mind doesn’t mean that the asterisk means what you think it should mean. This, I think, is the whole point of having that alias.

By the by, for those of you who can’t figure it out, the word is AUNT.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
norman

PHOTOSHOPPED!

omg. I don’t know that for sure… I just wanted to say it ’cause I ALWAYS see people say that on here. I just didn’t want to yell out “FIRST” , since I’m not…

i ruin all the fun…

fepic ail

Unnecessary joke explanation fail

norman

thpppbbbttttttttttttttt.

Jimmy Crack Corn & I sometimes care

 
 
 
Anonymous

I don’t get it…

Le Steak

STD is a disease… Look it up on Wikipedia. Maybe it is supposed to mean standard?

rob chris

in australia STD used to mean long distant phone call.
any USA dudes about?
whats a gallon of diesel cost in the states?

Cey

Just short of 5 dollars here in New England

rob chris

thanks just working out how much we pay in australia. works out to about $6.60 US in OZ for a gallon

Anonymous

$5.54 per gallon where I live (California)

Anonymous

about $9.12 in germany -.-

Pat

If you take one of the more expensive stations its over $10 already.

 
 
Anonymous

about 9.17 in germany

Kinson

Going up fast there. 5 cents in 1 minute…..

 
 
Gasweasel

It’s about $1.56US a Liter (do your own math) here in Eastern Canada.

rob chris

$2.00 US A LITRE in OZ $1,90 AU.
CANADA USE METRIC?

durr

random pointlessness WIN!

 
 
dolt

it’s about US$10-US$12 per US gallon here in th UK (£1.45 to £1.60 a littre)

PS does anybody know how to use the Euro sybol on a keboard on which above 4 there is a dollar sign but next to it on the same key there’s a Euro sign

Knight who say niii

Try ALT GR + 4

btw, US$1,56 per liter, or US$5,91 per gallon here in Brazil.

Same as in Canada!

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dolt

€€€€€€€€ thanks mate

 
Knight who say niii

niiiiiiiiii

 
Anonymous

equal 1.13usd/liter in Indonesia.. but we got the cheaper one 0.66usd/liter subsidize by goverment….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anomnomnomymous

Cost me 82 dollars to fill up my Jeep yesterday. HAI FIVE

norman

$4.50 for diesel in Texas…..

i’m gonna get a moped

elfinugget

my friend just bought a scooter - it gets like 90 miles to the gallon…. she’s so proud of it! Costs like $15 to fill up on a bad day. ;)

DUDE!

It costs me about that much to fill up my Kawasaki on premium.

 
 
Anonymous

YOU GONNA GET MOPED

 
 
 
You've Got Fail

In India, STD still means long distance phone call.
There are “STD” kiosks all over the country.
Westerners still laugh at them at first, until they find out that’s where you get to phone home.

Seven

It stands for Standard Trunk Dialing.

 
 
 
rob chris

well its not A disease it mean “sexually transmitted disease”

statingtheobviousarentwe

Le Steak - spastic fail! and yes spastics are funny now, its been 26 years so officially funny!

 
 
 
Yoshi

Me too… maybe it is ’cause I’m spanish and I don’t know the meaning… o.o’

 
 
 
lee

standard facilities. 3 stars for effort

 
limez0r

c’mon and join the herpies club

statingtheobviousarentwe

herpies being spelt h.e.r.p.e.s -”herpes” dumbass

happymisanthropy

“how do you spell hemorrhoid?” fail.

 
bbbbbb

you should talk about spelling “spelt”? it should be spelled!!!! dumass!!!!

 
spike

you should talk about spelling “dumass”? it should be dumbass

 
Ell Jee

Speaking as somebody who, for one thing, begins sentences in correctly capitalized letters… both “spelt” and “spelled” are correct. “Spelt” is merely an older, more archaic spelling. It’s also used slightly differently in some cases, tensewise. So inasmuch as the sentence itself (herpies being spelt h.e.r.p.e.s -”herpes” dumbass) may be incorrect, “spelt” is perfectly fine.

Teh Ninja

English win!

How hard is it to re-read what you wrote in order to correct errors?