Personally I love firsters. Some of the reactions they get from the prepubescent whiners who feel the need to bitch about them are absolutely hilarious.
Bad call. A Russian Reversal joke should still make sense. The ones that don’t, like this one, are the ones that make people hate this type of joke. Don’t screw it up, people.
I agree. Anything good (or bad for that matter) written here later gets misused by stupid nerds…then only thing I hate more than clever nerds, actually I don’t hate smart nerds when I think about it…when I come down on the nerds it’s the stupid nerds I think about, the ones who are not nerd by choice but those who have to lived like that cause they are crap at everything.
Sometimes i see pictures of things on this site, and i swear the people behind the product knew exactly what they were doing when they made it.
It is too big a coincidence, with the picture of the chair above, and then the titles next to it, that this just happened accidently and none of the designers saw the fail. It’s too obvious not to see it. They must have done it on purpose.
Considering the billions of products, in billions of packages, it’s bound to happen sooner or later. If people did it on purpose, EVERY package would have something like that.
Lol.
how big of a chair…
HUMAN TOUCH!
Feel Better ™
Massage Chairs….
Nothing Held Back!
Well, that sure must be fun, but I am not gay…
Well, it sure is…relaxing?
first
Bend over and I’ll show you one of these first!
very nice
That’s what she said.
Human touch penis chair…..nice
owned by a fatboy. FAIL
Owned by your dad. FAIL
What have I told you about Failing around with other people!
bend over and ill tell you something… gasman where are you?!
Personally I love firsters. Some of the reactions they get from the prepubescent whiners who feel the need to bitch about them are absolutely hilarious.
And, so are the people who take the time to read the first 10 posts instead of skipping over them, and then proceed post about the whiners,
I’m one of them. I know.
“prepubescent whiners”
vocabulary WIN.
or nerd win, you pick.
“prepubescent” is pretty simple vocab honestly
where did you go to school for your prepubescence
oh right you are still in that particular school
Sophistication fail.
What?
first! newbie!
N00B FAIL
hahah!!! I dont think i wana touch that chair, first!
first? Nono
you prefer sloppy seconds then?
Wet Deck haha
In Soviet Russia, that chair touches YOU!
I’ll be first…mmmmhhh. It does have a human touch!!!!
Hahaha that’s great. It does more than massage your back
who ever said it was massaging your BACK?
I don’t know, I’m feeling a little better.
Maybe I could post a video on how to use it…would be interesting for everyone, right?
haha, “the human touch” … how appropriate/ironic
Fuck this
I think that’s what it wants you to do.
If only Fail Blog had a reddit-style upmod system.
You win.
actually.. i think that’s what IT want to do to HIM!
LOL
Shit!, I bet it has a human touch…. and it feels great …hmmmm, I should know… lol
**Snertz**
LOL that’s awesome
ass massage with a human touch LOL
I think that’s actually a win….
definitely a win! i’d buy this chair
I’ll buy two!
SEX SELLS!!!!!
Hell yeah it does!
http://www.humantouch.com/ht2580.html
mmm… irony…
wait… do you sit in it or does it sit in you? o_O
In Soviet Russia, chair sits in YOU
Good call.
Better be heading to Soviet Russia for this one…
Well, the chair is ergonomic…it perfectly fits, right? And then: Massage function…I know people that could do that all day^^
Bad call. A Russian Reversal joke should still make sense. The ones that don’t, like this one, are the ones that make people hate this type of joke. Don’t screw it up, people.
I agree. Anything good (or bad for that matter) written here later gets misused by stupid nerds…then only thing I hate more than clever nerds, actually I don’t hate smart nerds when I think about it…when I come down on the nerds it’s the stupid nerds I think about, the ones who are not nerd by choice but those who have to lived like that cause they are crap at everything.
You say you cum down on nerds…
Interesting point there.
This one makes perfect sense. This chair sits in you. The same way a penis sits in you. It’s awesome.
Do you think your comment is clever of funny? You don’t know nothing of Soviet Union or Russia!
Meme recognition fail. Also, double negative fail.
in soviet russia double negative fail is win!
*snort*
yeah hell i nou about “soviet russa” i live here, ITZ TEH FUCKEST
COUNTRY ON TEH EARTH!!! STAI A WAI FROM IT!!1
I wish this comment was real. “The fuckest country” would have been hilarious if it was an actual poor translation.
it iz REAL!!1 cum here a seeh1!! DX
Grammar fail. It’s not clever of funny.
It’s clever of stuupid iz wut it is.
fuck u Tatjana go fuck some soviet douche bag RUSSIA SUX BALLZ!!!
in Soviet Russia country Fuck on YOU!
If you DON’T know NOTHING about Russia, you know something about it.
By the way, noone know anything about Russia…it’s impossible
Seriously Tatjana, look up Яков Наумович Похис. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to enjoy some Smirnoff!
You nailed me
nope, the chair beat him to it.
Sometimes i see pictures of things on this site, and i swear the people behind the product knew exactly what they were doing when they made it.
It is too big a coincidence, with the picture of the chair above, and then the titles next to it, that this just happened accidently and none of the designers saw the fail. It’s too obvious not to see it. They must have done it on purpose.
And if they did, then it’s a WIN not a FAIL.
Considering the billions of products, in billions of packages, it’s bound to happen sooner or later. If people did it on purpose, EVERY package would have something like that.
It’s totally a win, because we put it on this site and gave ‘em free advertising.
i m not gonna buy a chair that looks like a penis!
You know you want to….
Anyone notice the “nothing held back” sign in the background?
I was about to comment on that myself:
Mmmm human touch massage and nothing held back—
Because after a hard day I like to kick my feet up and indulge in a cock…….
Full circle WIN!
Can you say circle jerk?
The connection to the gin ad is so f’ing hillarious!
LOL, thats too funny. Word.
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
hey, why did u put a pic of my dick !?
‘Cause your dick’s a fail? ;*)
Owned.
Seriously.
Comment WIN!
ERGONOMY FAIL
Sweet.
I feel better already!
Chair design fail?
Or chair design win? =D
Compensation win.
Depends on how many they sell
another FAIL-ic object.
Outstanding pun! Well done!
PUN WIN!
You make my day,
Clearly you’re a blackbelt in… WIT!
of the first degree, grasshopper.
My Chair!
Wow, failbloggers have identified another penis… Zzzzzzz
I like the little sign in the back that says, “nothing held back!” hehehe
haha something funny at last! not really a fail though..
GIZmodo
JIZmodo
Fail Better(tm)
Failblog loves the cock.
Massage….with happy ending?
Shoots Massage Oil!
last
the next comment is gay
u kno wut i meen?
Oh and it burns like hell if you get it in you eye….I mean, I’ve heard…
Graphic design fail
I really love the “nothing Held Back” panel at the rear…
Yeah baby, give it all ^^
in soviet russia, FAIL is UR best friend
Funny how in the background it says “nothing held back” I dunno….i find this humurous.
funny how you didn’t find it funny when it was mentioned in at least 3 previous posts…
FAILing to read previous comments FAIL.
eff that. chair win! keeping straight male friends fail perhaps.
awkward moments with the parents win.
This item can be purchased at your local Fail Sale.
“Fail better”
subliminal message win
Subliminal massage!
Not first
First reply to myself
First reply WIN!!!
Reply fail
to much time to spare…
hobby fail
did i fail?
i guess is a win!
MegaReply to Myself WIN!!!
i guess i fail because i forgot to put my real comment…
girls must like that chair
“Human Touch”
“Feel Better”
This chair compliments the following decor:
http://retrochair.com/handchair.html
http://www.meaus.com/dali-lips-sofa-bocca.htm
http://gizmodo.com/379841/her-chair-is-not-for-himhopefully
Now i know why my girl wanted so bad one of these…
Cause spaniards are crap in bed?
You are the proof of your lie, ask your mother why, son.
HAHAHAHA….you have no idea how accurate that joke was. Good one =)
I guess that makes me half crap in bed.
what joke?
Gizmodo watermark fail
I like the “Feel Better” Trademark…
Sit on this and feel better!
It looks like a Penis!
Amazing powers of observation you have there!
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
OMG IT DOES!
OMG
OMG!
wait…what’s a penis?
looks hott to me!
Design Win!!!!
anonymus…again, are you serious about that last comment?
first, next is gay!
The next commenter sucks dick and is gay.
I find that offensive!
and thats me!
Afro Americans
fucking great xD
You people are so sick-minded. >.>
Wow… it takes a really sick mind to think of this like that… DECENCY FAIL
retail price $900, yeah fail
see discount porn picnic save $.30
If you’re female: chair design win.
ha ha ha
I can’t believe I actually SAT in one of those. I think I fail.
You know you have wood when you see tree-rings.
HUman Touch Massage Chairs FTW!
lol feel better is the best part
perverts
wtf ive seen this as one of the newest fails