Nah, look at the finishings below the doors: you don’t do those to cover them with stairs. I’d say the stairs were actually removed. Besides, the doors for the upper floors seem to be walled. At least, I can’t make another sense of the gray areas in them.
Well, considering the doors are numbered and that they have key card systems,, they must be the room entry doors. You would need to get from the ground to the door, so therefore you fail.
A ‘douche’ is a hygenic product, and should not be used in a derogatory context… But once again you sheeple sh*t our terms without any introspection for what you’re acutally saying. Baaah. Grow the F*CK up, you all FAIL!
Hmmm. That’s a win. They could market it like:
“Do you want to be sure that your lover can escape quickly in case your husband finds you are somehow in our motel? Visit our new installations: now with escape back-door!”
Amarillo, TX. My wife and I stayed there on our way back from a road trip to Vegas in March. There was a bit of construction going on, but that part of the building was definitely completed. If anything they removed stairs or balcony’s though there was not sign of either previously being there..
Google “Newly Renovated Fifth Season Inn & Suites” in Amarillo, Texas. That’s the exact hotel it was if anyone in that area wants to see for themselves….
Half the hotel looks like the images on google…the other half resembles the photo above or worse. It wasn’t a bad place to lay my head for the night, but they did stick us with a noisy, non-renovated room far away from the nice lobby and pool area. Considering the price we paid (with coupon), I wasn’t complaining.
There’s this one building they built in Montreal where some guy overseas wanted something built, so they bought a property about 2 feet wide adjacent to a road, and built the face of the building along that road. They took a picture, and sent it to the wealthy guy. Satisfied, they got their cheque, cashed it, and bailed. When the guy finally came to see it, he saw that they only built the front of the building, because with 2 feet, that’s all they had room for. The guy was swindled. Today it has been assimilated into an Eggspectations restaurant on Sherbrooke boulevard.
(in Utah, they actually still have houses like this with doors on the 2nd and 3rd floors…legend has it, polygamous Mormon women live on separate floors and the man married to them all gets a ladder and keeps it down by the side of the house for whenever he gets horny for a new woman…Mormon horn dogs FTW!!!)
Colorado City, Utah. I have driven through there. Wierd, houses. No windows, no fences. Just windowless houses and lawns. Nothing else. I saw no people, and no cars. Twilight Zone, style.
This is in a hotel in Costa Rica on the pacific side…they were indeed doing construction. I kid you not, I stayed in the room on the bottom floor here.
Motels generally don’t offer as many added extras as larger hotel but they make up for this by providing convenient locations, excellent, friendly customer service and reasonable rates.
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clever…
They were probably still building it, but hadn’t done the stairs yet.
Nah, look at the finishings below the doors: you don’t do those to cover them with stairs. I’d say the stairs were actually removed. Besides, the doors for the upper floors seem to be walled. At least, I can’t make another sense of the gray areas in them.
that’s where the paint was chipped off the doors. The stairs must have been removed.
No, that’s where people got lazy and just jumped through the doors. lol
You think?
I don’t get it. Those are just balconies. Who needs stairs there?
Well, considering the doors are numbered and that they have key card systems,, they must be the room entry doors. You would need to get from the ground to the door, so therefore you fail.
Thats the hooker reject door
But the doors on top look older, like theyve been there for a while, not new.
I dont know, maybe thats jutst my opinion… maybe Im wrong?
next commenter is a retard
Just wanted to let y’all know.
no fail at all. – rape
Now Richard, we’ve discussed this kind of behavior before. Go clean your room, young man.
Can Richard still come to my Batman party on Saturday?! D:
Certainly, just make sure to hide his Ritalin in his slice of bat-cake.
Otherwise, he’ll go batsh*t.
He’ll really go batsh*t if you put Ex-Lax in there…
lol
the above commenter is a douche
the above commentator is a douche
the above commentator is a douche
etc.
Hahaha I’m not a douche!!!
think again.
yes, you are.
I wish my wife would douche…
get a room
A ‘douche’ is a hygenic product, and should not be used in a derogatory context… But once again you sheeple sh*t our terms without any introspection for what you’re acutally saying. Baaah. Grow the F*CK up, you all FAIL!
win, mr or ms non-sheeple.
that is, integer.
douche is also the french word for shower
why is this man arguing with himself?
dee dee dee.
duu duu dum
duu duu dee duu
shut up
Hmmm. That’s a win. They could market it like:
“Do you want to be sure that your lover can escape quickly in case your husband finds you are somehow in our motel? Visit our new installations: now with escape back-door!”
Marketing Fail
please pick a less offensive name
Marketing Win
want 2 see an lover escape fail pic from second floor lol
More amusing if it was from the 3rd floor!
want 2 see an lover escape fail pic from second floor lol
no
the next commenter is a moron
waa me moron noo me genuis ;-P
fail.
where is this?
I took the photo/submitted.
Amarillo, TX. My wife and I stayed there on our way back from a road trip to Vegas in March. There was a bit of construction going on, but that part of the building was definitely completed. If anything they removed stairs or balcony’s though there was not sign of either previously being there..
Google “Newly Renovated Fifth Season Inn & Suites” in Amarillo, Texas. That’s the exact hotel it was if anyone in that area wants to see for themselves….
Amarillo?!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la…
Yea it looks a lot nicer renovated. Did the ‘Google’.
Half the hotel looks like the images on google…the other half resembles the photo above or worse. It wasn’t a bad place to lay my head for the night, but they did stick us with a noisy, non-renovated room far away from the nice lobby and pool area. Considering the price we paid (with coupon), I wasn’t complaining.
Hmm. Lots of mixed reviews on tripadvisor.com… No exterior photos there though.
What exactly is the fifth season?
Perhaps they were going to do the rest in the fifth season of the year, sometime between summer and FAIL.
This is a hotel for the stilt walking mastocs of two fails ago!
Mascots fail!
those crazy ass Mastocs.
Mastocs fail
BORING FAIL
entertaining comment to liven up the mood FAIL
sail away with me on a magic trip
on your failboat?
There’s this one building they built in Montreal where some guy overseas wanted something built, so they bought a property about 2 feet wide adjacent to a road, and built the face of the building along that road. They took a picture, and sent it to the wealthy guy. Satisfied, they got their cheque, cashed it, and bailed. When the guy finally came to see it, he saw that they only built the front of the building, because with 2 feet, that’s all they had room for. The guy was swindled. Today it has been assimilated into an Eggspectations restaurant on Sherbrooke boulevard.
relevancy fail
salis story WIN!
photoshop fail
hardly..if it was a shop, it would be a pretty impressive one.
…See for yourself in person here if you are ever in that area:
Fifth Season Inn & Suites
6801 W Interstate 40
Amarillo, TX 79106
getting the joke fail
Old joke.
Boring old joke.
If you still think it is funny, sense of humor fail.
porta para a sogra
INVISIBLE BALCONY
Comment win!
While I took the photo, credit goes to my wife for noticing the FAIL!
You have a great wife. ^_^ But I think it’s just under construction. :p
You want a medal or something?
Sure, why not….
Ok, here you are…MEDAL!!
Thank you….thank you all! I promised myself I wouldn’t cry….
Plus it looks like the doors were kicked in or something weird like that
I didn’t notice…thanks for letting us know what’s in the picture.
It’s a former motel being renovated into a hotel “Inn & Suites”. Presumably they’ve added an internal staircase & are trying to class the place up.
…and there’s your fail.
… it would be a lot classier if they’d converted the stairs into balconies… peeling-paint doors to nowhere don’t exactly scream “fancy”…
Cool Motel…you never get busted when going in or out. mm so where do you leave ur car? it has a kinda burger king parking lot?
FIRST !!
fail
Mormon Win!!!
(in Utah, they actually still have houses like this with doors on the 2nd and 3rd floors…legend has it, polygamous Mormon women live on separate floors and the man married to them all gets a ladder and keeps it down by the side of the house for whenever he gets horny for a new woman…Mormon horn dogs FTW!!!)
Colorado City, Utah. I have driven through there. Wierd, houses. No windows, no fences. Just windowless houses and lawns. Nothing else. I saw no people, and no cars. Twilight Zone, style.
Very glad the car didnt break down there!
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more fail
Vacant loft apparements for fail.
<3 apparements
comment win.
Stairway to heaven win.
best response yet!
yay
you all fail LIFE
so do you
The Boston area has lots of these – doors that go to nowhere.
Nowhere worth going, anyway.
Nowhere worth going, anyway.
Nowhere worth going, anyway.
someone needs to replace this record
Hmm…. Looks like the architect was a very bored night auditor.
Yes, this is something like what we come up with on our shifts.
Welcome to America.
the above commentator is a nerd
Motel for ninja and climbing enthusiasts only.
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
^Idiot^
i feel like my friend would be the one to rent room 304(second floor door) and get there, then say, “man i love this place!”
This is in a hotel in Costa Rica on the pacific side…they were indeed doing construction. I kid you not, I stayed in the room on the bottom floor here.
Where’s Tug?
Looks like a nice day. Let’s go outside…
(whats gonna haaaaapppppennnn)
Motels generally don’t offer as many added extras as larger hotel but they make up for this by providing convenient locations, excellent, friendly customer service and reasonable rates.