OK. Screwing out the ice keeps melting, meteors become crashing into us, te ozon layer leaving and the sun exploding we’re definitely going to blow ourselfs up.
Aye I was confused too, I thought maybe “indulging was meant to be split up”, but then thought, where’s cock fit in? Then I saw the “full details” button.
Ok, this is the first fail here I truly don’t get. I mean, I obviously understand the resulting fail, but don’t get why it happened or what it should be. Any enlightenment would be appreciated.
It’s when they cut off the description of the product after a little bit so that you have to click to see more. They just seem to have cut the description in the middle of “cocktail”.
The truncated word is probably “cocktail”. Since it’s a gin & tonic scented product. Who the hell wants to smell like booze, I dunno. I mean, without actually *drinking* of course.
The text is from some online shopping site where it only gives you a little bit of text as a description, probably a set number of characters, before it is cut off.
It’s the first recommendation under “You May Like.” Of course, it’s fine now, because instead of “kicking your feet and indulging in cock. . .” you can now “simply indulge in a cocktail. Demeter Gin & Tonic. . .”
where do people find this shit? i really want to know haahhaah some things just make yopu throw back ur head then realise you may be doing what the screen is talking about.hhmmmmm paris? too late now. you say im emo, but im just a judgemental bitch. get over it, fatty. ~*its not love, its just ham*~ hey when you find my number in ur boyfriends cellphone, dont be mad at me, he came running. or should i say crawling. OH! want some ice for that burn?
Very good post – not only because I enjoyed it but also because it gave me food for thought. Your post just sparked an idea for a woodworking project I’ve been contemplating. Thank you so much.
I gave it the thumbs up, so more people can come across it and enjoy it also.
Now go back to ICHC with that horrible sentence structure, spelling, and grammar. If you are going to suck at life and proclaim it to the internet, at least have something interesting or relevant to say.
Also, the caps lock button is that one to the left of A.
thats a bit embarassing
I’m first!
And that’s why your girlfriend left you.
Yeah, he couldnt even last 4 minutes…
Yeah, but now he has his gay slave boy bitch …
lame. go be a homophobe somewhere else. insulting someone by sounding like an ignorant bigot else makes you sound just as pathetic as them.
That’s gay.
Your so hetero. <— Thats an insult in my book.
yep.
why not? isn’t “dumb” an insult for everyone?
You’re dumb.
Kidding…
i like your username, Douche.
8=======D
And he is called mister slave?
this was a good one though
omg stop posting supposedly funny variants of that joke.
stfu
Fail..
ha ha!
i cant believe you have to pay $19 for the privalage though.
lol. shouldnt the “indulger” be getting paid for that “privilege”?
privalage….
spelling nazi fail
Oh, loliepop fail… oops!
It’s spelled: Privilege… according to my spell check.
But, at this point, that doesn’t look correct either.
Can someone whose handle is “loliepop” accuse others of misspellings??
Nope.
It’s a nickname… pronounced Low-lee-pop…. not the ever popular candy: lollypop. But thanks for playing!
Bullshit story fail
lollypop? more like lollipop. FAIL
…said the one named ‘b0ner’.
lol
I wasn’t trying to correct his spelling; just saying that it wasn’t really a privilege. At least it’s not in my book.
yeah, i got that… hence… the loliepop fail. thanks
Fail!!!!
Hokay so heres the earth.
chillin, damn that is a sweet earth you might say.
ROUND.
OK. Screwing out the ice keeps melting, meteors become crashing into us, te ozon layer leaving and the sun exploding we’re definitely going to blow ourselfs up.
and australia is saying, like, W.T.F.?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MOTHER LAND!
Bout that toime, eh, chap?
Roight-oh.
you fail
uh…yeah.
Popular web-video transcription FAIL.
That would be “WRONG!”
Sorry to be nit-picking, but that isn’t really a “line-break”
It’s more of a truncation.
So the title is a bit misleading.
I agree, at first I didn’t get it either.
SEMANTICS FAIL
Aye I was confused too, I thought maybe “indulging was meant to be split up”, but then thought, where’s cock fit in? Then I saw the “full details” button.
“where’s cock fit in?”
well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much….
Made-my-day Win.
That was confusing me as well.
PLEASE nothing wth trunks. I’m tired of things with trunks sitting on me.
Obscure reference to earlier fail: WIN!
So I guess they’re grabbing these off the newspaper headline jokes section of the Leno show now.
tag fail.
This is one of the most epic fails I’ve seen around here. Genuine. Realistic. Embarrassing. Unforeseen.
Beautiful.
Youre the best commenter ever!!! Just Gorgeous
Reply to this Comment fail.
<3
NO, really, fail -_-’
fake
Ok, this is the first fail here I truly don’t get. I mean, I obviously understand the resulting fail, but don’t get why it happened or what it should be. Any enlightenment would be appreciated.
cocktail. nevermind. i’m an idiot.
enlightenment! now the healing can begin…
It’s when they cut off the description of the product after a little bit so that you have to click to see more. They just seem to have cut the description in the middle of “cocktail”.
Cocktail. The general view description got cut off at the wrong point.
The rest of the word is cocktail. The stuff is called Gin & Tonic. It happened because they “ran out” of room. That is all.
The description has been cut off, so instead of reading “cock…” at the end, it would have been extended to “cocktail” if there had been more room.
It’s cut-off “cocktail” so the description fits their arbitary limit. It’s not a line-break, though, fail.
i don’t want any to cut off MY cock’tail’.
The truncated word is probably “cocktail”. Since it’s a gin & tonic scented product. Who the hell wants to smell like booze, I dunno. I mean, without actually *drinking* of course.
The text is from some online shopping site where it only gives you a little bit of text as a description, probably a set number of characters, before it is cut off.
I think it was supposed to say ‘cocktail’, but there were too many characters in the description, so it lops some off to make it fit better.
..indulging in a cockTAIL….
explanation overkill fail
agreed
I agree too
Agreement overkill fail?
agreed.
definitely
Without a doubt.
Absolutely!
Indead.
Braaaaains…
Oh, sorry, that’s UNdead, not INdead.
What the hell’s an indead?
indead = when alabamans no longer live
I think it was supposed to say Cocktail…
..tail FAIL
But the hetero women and gay men this ad is aimed at don’t want tail!
Gay men don’t like ass? FAIL
sean kingston would love this product
obscure celebrity reference fail
Can anybody explain me the joke?
What means “indulging in a cock” -> relaxing in an animal?
now slap me, but please explain at slapping. :>
lmao
why the f*ck, my comments are not displayed any more? Bad english?
hm k it works… :>
in*ulging in a cock -> relaxi*g in an animal?
well, it’s an after-work WIN for me….
Personally I enjoy indulging in some cock when I’ve had a long day.
Weirdpress ate my comment!!
Me too! Good advice WIN!
Oh. My.
Tom Petty fail.
The $19.00 at the bottom is clearly photoshopped.
In Soviet Russia, prices photoshop you!
In Soviet Russia, cock indulges in you!
Wait, that almost makes sense….
I don’t get it.
do you not get cock?
You have to pay your 19 dollars before you get it. Then you can indulge
in cockadoodledo.
that magenta oval around the description is clearly photoshopped.
*giggle* Oh, man, you’re so right!!!!!
I think it’s more fuschia than magenta. :p
Ha! They fixed it! Well, damn, it would have been funnier if they hadn’t…
http://annemichele.com/review_box.html?pid=8032
lmao!!!
first
For help understanding, go to the source:
http://annemichele.com/review_box.html?pid=8040
It’s the first recommendation under “You May Like.” Of course, it’s fine now, because instead of “kicking your feet and indulging in cock. . .” you can now “simply indulge in a cocktail. Demeter Gin & Tonic. . .”
whyyyy? I was about to order, too.
teh sad.
where do people find this shit? i really want to know haahhaah some things just make yopu throw back ur head then realise you may be doing what the screen is talking about.hhmmmmm paris? too late now. you say im emo, but im just a judgemental bitch. get over it, fatty. ~*its not love, its just ham*~ hey when you find my number in ur boyfriends cellphone, dont be mad at me, he came running. or should i say crawling. OH! want some ice for that burn?
-kEnNeDY~rock my world, bitches.
medication FAIL!
time to lay off the meth
I am actually curious about how Christine would comment on this one
Me too.
*DOH*
You guys really got to stop with the gasman ect bullshit, seriously this is about discussing the picture, not your little love feud. Fuck.
There really is nothing like it.
I totally agree with this add.
Homophone fail.
I think that’s a picture fail. LOL
Lol i think it meant ‘CockTAIL’ X3
Very good post – not only because I enjoyed it but also because it gave me food for thought. Your post just sparked an idea for a woodworking project I’ve been contemplating. Thank you so much.
I gave it the thumbs up, so more people can come across it and enjoy it also.
what was it supposed to say?
Fail? Sounds like a WIN to me.
I’ll show you a finger, Trebek.
Haha, just owned yourself
If you put this comment up one more time I’m gonna cut your nuts off.
I CAN HAZ COKANE?
No, you can has FAIL.
Now go back to ICHC with that horrible sentence structure, spelling, and grammar. If you are going to suck at life and proclaim it to the internet, at least have something interesting or relevant to say.
Also, the caps lock button is that one to the left of A.
lol americans.
snore.
crap…reply to comment FAIL. that was meant for the obama/cocaine failtard.
DOUCHE CAN HAS NO HUMOR?
It’s a sad phenomenon, children. You can use protective measures to ensure that you do not lose yours as well!
Please do not feed the trolls
This site is also part of ICHC and all the other ones. So why are you bashing ICHC??? DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Good site but has nothing to do with this picture…Or maybe you Trorr
Can I feed them some C4 and detonators instead?
it’s not funny anymore.