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Funny fail.
Smiley faces!? FORBIDDEN! ALMIGHTY SMITE THEE!! *crash boom* u fall down
Smiley faces suck!
Not as much as frowny ones.
So I assume this is a face fail?
actualy the bird is watchin a horor movie:)))
Relavence fail
Cannibalism fail…
That’s no more of an example of cannibalism than a fox eating a rabbit!
What is the fail here? A bird that wants to eat another bird. That’s about as funny as a human wanting to eat another mammal, like a pig or cow or deer or lamb or goat or whale or…
I think the fact that it looks like the case is opened on the right while the bird sits at the left closed portion that got me.
Jerk
eh.
wtf?
wouldn’t it be more like a human eating another human. And of course thats way funny to watch.
It’s a bird. And I am excited. Thinkin I’d like to pop that stinkin peeper. Might want to eat it, but maybe not. Depends on what it looks like after I peel it.
thank you for not having to put “FIRST!!!!” on your post like almost all the other failed abortions who do that
omg. lol
We prefer to be called “abortion survivors”
MOM SAID IM SPECIAL!
where am i?
not here
One hundred and seventy second!!!!!!
Two Hundred and FIRST!
(to the bird)omg!u killed kenny!
no
It’s not hungry, it just misses it’s crispy aromatic family…
lolz he a freakin canible!
Must be a cannibal.
Cannibal pigeon win.
A pigeon eating a chicken is not a cannibal. A pigeon LOOKING at dead chicken is not a cannibal either.
True. I mean, sharks eat other fish. Are they cannibals?
Only if they eat the same type of shark
ya, humans eat gorillas but we’re not cannibals.
although my grandma has arms the size of cannons. it’s pretty close.
o.O …I don’t even WANT to know what else is in your meatloaf.
It’s those 11 herbs and spices that draws in all the hot chicks.
KFC Win!
I fed KFC to a pigeon once. Pigeons LOVE fried chicken.
so… you’re calling your own comment a win? yes, we can see your picture is the same. idiot
air rats
yea… just looking at this picture makes me sick. Noone there has ever heard of hygiene.
it’s got a glass window in front of it.
makes u sick? ha u should see how chiken is prepared down here in mexico!
and better yet..taste it. tastes awesome but u have to deal with the moctezuma curse.
Montezuma’s revenge fail.
dumb ass.
Frank?!? FRANK NOOOOOOO!!!!
Pidgeon funeral home.
Best comment evar.
I hope that’s not where they get their meat from.
Mom???
Unless those are pidgeons on a skewer, that’s no more cannibalism than one mammal eating another. It doesn’t seem so strange when a coyote eats a rabbit.
I laughed anyway.
Mammals? Last time I checked both pigeons and chickens were birds.
Analogy recognition FAIL!
100% fail in understanding the comment you replied to.
more like 100% fail of knowing that yes birds and mammals are different things
Mr. Nom was using an analogy and You noob did not get it… that’s what kid choronsom is responding to… you fail period for not understanding this.
Cats:Mammal as Pigeons:_____
Get it?
Understanding taxonomy and definition of cannibalism win
enjoying the site for what is’s worth – fail
I’m enjoying to watch guys with 2 digit IQ write comments, like you.
NO FUNNY COMMENTS FAIL
Complaining but not trying win.
But Christine has not even commented yet!
Haa Haaa!!!! Christine=Fail @ Failblog!!! Homer does it again!
yes comment win!
“I haven’t eaten in days, this is my only chance at survival. Oh the pigeonity!”
attempt at making up a word FAIL
Pigeonity is ftw. State of nature FAIL!
Nah, pigeonity fails. It doesn’t roll off the tongue. Like, if you went with tofurkey, I’d be with you. Tofu. Turkey. Tofurkey.
I Concur.
where’s calvin?
Pigeonity is almost like saying divinity or virginity. It rolls off the tongue nicely.
in bed watch the time
nooo you peoples, cant you see that the pidgeon is suicidal? thats its life goal, and its jealous at all the chickens
Aww… it sucks to be an emo pidgeon, you can’t even throw yourself off a building. Oh well, there’s always flying in to a window.
flying into a window=grammar fail!
Don’t forget that you can’t flip the feathers on your head in front of one of your eyes…
no the pidgeon is waiting it’s turn for the merry go round!!!!
Mmmm…tastes like alligator!
horror movie
Irony FTW!
This isn’t very funny.
Not very fail-y either.
Agreed, and poor pigeon!
I betcha he’s thinking ‘Suckers.’
Would make a better Lolbird.
“GOTH PIGEON
HAS A MORBID SENSE OF HUMOR”
or
“GOTH PIGEON
HANGS OUT BY THE GRAVEYARD”
Stealing suggestions win
Shitty fail picture, shitty comments. This whole thread: FAIL
doing any better FAIL
labeling the comment fail not helping FAIL
“Understanding English Fail” is not walking through that door, fans. Failboat is not walking through that door, and “Mission Accomplished Fail” is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they’re going to be gray and old. What we are is young, exciting, hard-working, and we’re going to improve. People don’t realize that, and as soon as they realize those three guys are not coming through that door, the better this town will be for all of us because there are young guys in that (locker) room playing their asses off. I wish we had $90 million under the salary cap. I wish we could buy the world. We can’t; the only thing we can do is work hard, and all the negativity that’s in this town sucks. I’ve been around when Jim Rice was booed. I’ve been around when (Carl) Yastrzemski was booed. And it stinks. It makes the greatest town, greatest city in the world, lousy. The only thing that will turn this around is being upbeat and positive like we are in that locker room… and if you think I’m going to succumb to negativity, you’re wrong. You’ve got the wrong guy leading this team.”
Comprehension fail
Rick Pitino ref FTW!
too many words fail.
Complete Pitino quote epic WIN
All around coaching fail
wtf i ain’t reading all that
mmm in what way ur comments are related to bird-chicken picture?
is it that the bird is leading the chikens ride?
try the decaf
wtf u are talking about?
Doesn’t that mean you FAIL, too?
first
worst nonsense ever
first place in special olympics.
Bob? Thelma? Frank? Steeeeve?! Why are you ignoring me?!
Comedy fail.
So…. this is how I taste??…….
…..not bad
Pigeon’s actually pretty tasty. I once killed one by throwing a lemon at it.
Your ancestors must have been the luckiest darwin award winners ever.
what’s so stupid about throwing a lemon at a pigeon? if it was a wasp nest, i might agree with you.
Oh my god, you just made my day
a lemon?
I had a friend who once killed a seagull by throwing a crab at it.
jajaja a crab? jajaja.
I more than once killed a bird with the windshield, not a very pleasant situation.
I once killed a man by throwing a knife at him.
One time my friend killed a bird by throwing his baseball cap at it. That was strange as hell.
This, I don’t mean.
Species Fail.
Origin of the Species Fail
lol did you guys notice? there id a bird sitting!!!
lol did you guys notice? there id a bird sitting!!!
Mod: for the love of God, please pull this failthread. Some win, som fail; this fails. There’s nothing here, nothing whatsoever.
Personal opinion: you’re getting loose with the failphotos.
Agreed on the photo opinion. But come on, kill the thread? What, every comment list, forum and message board that does not satisfy you must be destroyed?
Some of it will make you groan or roll your eyes. Some of it is stupid. But Jesus Christ, it’s failblog.org, and you’re acting like you should be looking at the friggin Declaration Of Independence
Reasonable response WIN!
for once. : P
No, just this one. Only this one. PLEASE this one!
Hey! You! I would rather have 10 mediocre fails and 1 good fail than only 1 good fail.
yes
He’s gettin’ loose with your momma
your moms all ready loose
Failbird is feeling lonely.
First good comment WIN
Arguably.
No, this is without a doubt, undeniably, the only good post on this whole f’ing thread. Trust me.
Damn, one got away!
You are all Nazis! Thread end…
Godwin FAIL!
Thread FTW!
godwin is a fail
When interviewed, the pigeon’s neighbor said: “He was a nice, quiet young pigeon. Kept to himself mostly, but was always friendly when I saw him at the mailbox. I’m just shocked. I can’t believe he would do something like this.”
Reality Fail. Pigeons don’t use mailboxes. They use teh interweb.
Comment win!
only funny comment WIN
Only funny comment WIN was “failbird is lonely”
No, they use statues.
Uhtred of Bebbanburg WIN, excellent re-caption!
The standards for this blog have gone way down. Everything used to be funny. This is not.
Not really funny. Our parrot eats chicken too.
poor guy xD
This fail fails at failing. Next please.
OK, so maybe this fail manages to fail in and of itself ensuring that we acheive a META-Fail, but the icing on “teh caek” is the level of wanna-be-moderator fail that has resulted from the meta-fail.
having a LOL at people pointlessly getting their tits in a knot WIN.
Makes me think of the fragility of life…today you´re the bird in front of the grill and next day you´re the one behind it… hmm, existentialism FAIL!
Looking at how they spun on their rotisseries, Paul could only feel a deepening and euphoric sense of schadenfreude welling from his gizzard. “Let them try to mock me now,” he thought. His vengeance complete, Paul flew away toward the intersection, blissfully unaware of the garbage truck barreling to intercept the path of his dive across the street.
Nice re-caption, El!
Gotta hand it to you, despite your insult about me getting my titties in a knot, you have elevated this thread to slightly better than sucking ass. Narration WIN
some aim to please, i aim to mostly be weird and mildly annoying
Mom?…….Momma!!!, omg!….
Pigeons will eat just about anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is indeed hungry.
And seriously people, stop whining about the pictures. If you don’t find it funny, why comment at all? The vote page is about all the say you are going to get on what ends up here.
Because whining is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
Second only to whinging.
Well, no, I have found that I have about as much say here as my fingers have strength to type. Hyperbole FAIL.
If I ever want to kill myself I’m going to buy chicken from there.
Are you going to cut your wrists with a chicken? Maybe with a wing?
Originality win.
First!!
ooops, last
denied!
At least it wasn’t a Mallard Duck with a homosexual necrophilia fetish.
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/pages/showPage.do?itemid=1930&instanceid=16
Urgh.
Pidgeons are stupid…this one is either thinking it’s a tanning shop or some sort of XXX Strip Tease Club…
Lol
That is as photoshopped as an Iranian missile test!
Oop, they missed one
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and asd too
That is about the most pointless puddle of pizzle of a comment that I have ever seen. Even worse than “bend over and I’ll show you …..”
Bend over and I will show you asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd
That is about the most pointless puddle of pizzle of a comment that I have ever seen. Even worse than “That is about the most pointless puddle of pizzle of a comment that I have ever seen. Even worse than “bend over and I’ll show you …..””
it’s a pigeon strip club. They even have multiple stages with poles. Just look at those breasts.
Where’s the g-string? I wanna shlip her uh dolla.
Well… this sucks.
So does your momma
I know! She’s good at it too, isn’t she?
Lame? Pigeon?
Not funny.
get out
Pffft, you don’t appreciate it. Any Chinese person who sees this would understand and appreciate this post.
hungry + pigeon = fail.
Silence of the Chickens
Ah poor bird, his friend is probably one of the cooked birds. Poor little thing!
JT
http://www.ULtimate-Anonymity.com
Very nice obscure reference!
The true win is that the your name is half the joke.
FAIL at what ???
Well, I’m the star of this failthread, and I’m begging the moderator to either kill the thread or kill me. Lonely Failbird agreeing with ol’ tycobb WIN!
welcome to the hotel california
LAST!!!! hahaha
We are missing something important here. Is that a roast chicken vending machine!? Yes please!
German concentration camp for pigeons.
Birden Belsen?
pigeon: “omg it’s my ex… he he.. knew that bitch’d get it someday. hope all those crabs cook out of her.”
Evil pigeons plan succeeded.
We don’t need no water. Let the motherf***er burn. Burn, motherf***er, burn.
Good.. I really appreciate.
Family Reunion FAIL
Jigsaw: “Hello, Pigeon. We’re going to play a game…”
Ahahahahahahaha. WIN.
i think this is a classic fail that deserves to be laughed at, not to have people argue over whether or not the poor pigeon is a cannibal.
It’s like coming to a graveyard. He’s paying his respects.
survival of the fittest WIN!!!
If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you…
Pidgeon says: Is this the tanning salon?
Is this the tanning salon?
Aunt Karen?! Cousin Bob?!
So thats where they get the meat from…
This is so clearly a WIN, not a FAIL.
My brethren….you WILL be avenged.
MOM???? DAD????
CANNIBALISM WIN!!
I think that shows how they actually get the Birds into the Grill
This is really a sanitary fail in my opinion!
“Mama? Daddy? Caraline? NOOOOOO! the insanity of this cruel world! WWWHYYYYYYYYYY!? WHY I ASK YOU WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Oh, God! Dad?
He’s watchin’ naked chicks
) !
O.O
……wtf?
rotflmfao
dis fail makes me crave chicken…..
…………:D
chickennnnnn………..
why did someone think he was hungry is a decent question thats his grandma
YEAHH!!! CANABAL!! I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!!!
canabalism fail
That’s what she said.
gasman, stop with the bend over …
it was old the first time.
Did you say you’d show me some cannabis?
so..u want everybody to bend over…iuc!!
u got issues dude.
lol
nonsense bend over then ill show you somthing thats not funny
and old
wutnao?
At least it’s not the Obama guy.
Bend over and I will show you the Obama guy
TADA!
*passes a roor*
no bogartin it.
rofl