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Deez

Not seeing the Fail in this one….

 
T Rit

It’s not actually. A three way is a way of ordering. Thats spaghetti with chili, cheese, and onions on top.

Brevis Furor

FAIL! That’s a 4-way you describe.

3-way - spaghetti, chili, cheese
4-way - spaghetti, chili, onions, cheese
5-way - spaghetti, beans, chili, onions, cheese

 
Yarg

well, this didnt show up until I posted mine, or I didnt see it, so Nevermind.

 
 
Ben Mueller

A three way is just spaghetti chili and cheese, with onions would be a four-way.

 
 
tourbillon

This is genuine. It was taken at the Skyline on Bardstown Road in Louisville, some time in June. I’m guessing that the owners were aware of the innuendo, because every time I walked by there that week, there were kids taking cell phone pictures of the sign. They even changed it a little after Father’s Day, with the innuendo still intact, but I can’t remember what it said.

Aaron

Hahah! So happy to see this here. I bike past that twice a day. I thought it was pretty saucy!

 
 
 
happyegggirl

a ‘three way’- you know about sex?

 
 
 
Kid Choronsom

No you are by all means 2nd fail

 
Kid Choronsom

Which makes you 2nd comment the 3rd fail.

Kid Choronsom

Nobody really knows…

 
arse

What *doesn’t* it make us?

 
 
Gaflar

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!eleven!!!1! which is what your going to be XD

name the movie and u win

 
 
 
 
 
EtherArcher

Go cincinnati and their fancy chili 3-ways

EtherArcher

This is why we Cincinnatians call it the NASTY ‘NATI…

Anomnomnomymous

Pretty sure you call it that because every Friday night half of the Cincinnati Bengals riot throughout the city. Chris Henry while he was still on the team pointed a gun at somebody while wearing a NFL.com replica of his own jersey, that was probably my favorite. So far, anyway

 
Cincy Fail

Um. Having lived here for nearly 25 years, I never hear anybody calling it “the nati.”

It’s Cincy.

Sorta like New Yorkers don’t call it the Big Apple unless you want to look like a douche.

Chuck U Farley

Cincy=fail
Just look at the Bangles

Patrick Stagaman

really?! the “Bangles?”

FAIL

They’re the Cincinnati Bengals. They are a sports team, not Hindu bracelets or a 1980s female rock-band.

I love skyline chili, but I only get to eat there once or twice a year when i visit family. : (

 
somedude

no the bengles (fail) just stink most of the time, that’s why i don’t watch them the reason it’s a fail is because people have a weird(yet funny) crude humor

 
 
lrj

Having lived in Cincinnati for 25 years, how could you have NOT heard it called that? For short, it’s called both…Cincy and the ‘nati. Even the nightly newscasters will jokingly refer to it as the ‘Nati.

Just thought I’d throw in my two cents on that one. Since I’ve recently moved, I’m really just craving the chilli more than anything else.

 
Modcitzn

Yeah, I have heard it referred to as “The Natti” but only in price hill and OTR. I’m so glad i moved out of that shit hole city. I do miss the chili though.

Colerain high school sucked
Goldstar>Skyline

Detlef

Huntsville High School WIN!!

 
somedude

hey i go to the schools right next to it!you’re right colerain high sucks other wise most of cincy is fine just some of it can be horrible like you and i probally live in the bad parts of it i mean i know I did

 
 
 
 
 
Seth

Man, you guys are weird. Chili and noodles? What’s a three way, chili, noodles, cheese?

EtherArcher

yes… and a four-way adds beans and a five-way adds onions

 
somedude

no, you FAIL, it’s 4-way adds onions and a 5-way gets beans and when anyone eats one I hope it’s a take out, or else i leave cuz’ some people really stink up the place (btw i live in cincinnati myself, CINNCY FOR THE WIN!1!!!two

 
 
tammie

Don’t down it till you try it.

Seth

I’ve heard its good, but, is it really chili? I’m from the southwest. Imagine if I took a piece of chorizo, some jalapenos, and KETCHUP and called it a Chicago dog…

nonnygoats

I live in California, and what I’ve heard called Cincinnati Chili is literally chili, the ground beef and beans kind, over spaghetti.

And it is delicious.

jakesnakefoo

that chili is amazing try it with sour cream 2, and its best with 2 DIRTY blondes

 
 
Jason

It is Cincinnati-style chili. It is not a tomato-based chili, like you would find in Texas, for instance (although we do eat that kind of chili in Cincinnati as well). Among the ingredients in Cincy-style chili is cinnamon and chocolate (really!). I know it sounds weird, but it is really good. Almost everyone that tries it likes it.

 
 
 
Krig

It’s called chili, but it’s really a meat sauce.

gnawyzus

Bend over and I’ll show you a meat sauce.

 
 
 
 
spats

Kids, your pocket money is going to be put to good use by your dad for a little while…..

Chuck U Farley

From one Chuck to another, AWESOME!

 
 
elfinugget

I think mom needs to do it herself…. I’m not treating my dad to a 3-way. NOOO.

mum

you will do as your told young man!

 
 
 
Dude

This has to be a photoshop! how could the owners not realize the sexual innuendo

?

Obviously you know nothing about marketing…SEX SELLS. This obviously got someones attention. The advertisement worked.

El Chorizon

Like the auto-detailer shop i saw when visiting some family in TX a few years back.

Their specialty was a hand-wash and their sign said “BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO GET A HAND-JOB” of course that sign only lasted a couple of days, but by then the word of mouth and the morning radio dj’s who beat that gag like a dead horse insured they did a pretty good turn of business for at least the remainder of that summer

Sammy

At the Shell gas station and car wash on the corner of Burlingame Ave and El Camino Real a sign stating “BEST HAND JOB IN TOWN” stood proudly for over a decade until the Stanford band stole it and hung it in their practice room.

 
 
 
else person

no… in the tri-state area there’s actually a thing called a 3-way: Spaghetti, Chili & Cheese. It’s… disgusting, but it’s real. They also have a 5-way… and it happens to fall in the bible belt, so all sexual connotations are not even caught by half of the population, they don’t think outside the box…

Cloral

Or would that be inside the box?

wonder mutt

or about the box?

 
Cartman

My mom says, if you wanna be a lesbian, you have to eat box

blackbelt

I’ve never seen her wrestle, but I’ve seen her box

 
 
 
 
Krig

Cincinnati isn’t in the bible belt.

ghiangelo

it’s close enough

 
else person

the rest of the tristate where skyline is sold is… and Ohio still has blue laws about
beer and even CAR sales on Sundays… it counts.

 
 
 
 
tourbillon

This is genuine. It was taken at the Skyline on Bardstown Road in Louisville, some time in June. I’m guessing that the owners were aware of the innuendo, because every time I walked by there that week, there were kids taking cell phone pictures of the sign. They even changed it a little after Father’s Day, with the innuendo still intact, but I can’t remember what it said.