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Ha, first?
Not seeing the Fail in this one….
PHOTO SHOPPED!
PROVE IT
It’s not actually. A three way is a way of ordering. Thats spaghetti with chili, cheese, and onions on top.
FAIL! That’s a 4-way you describe.
3-way – spaghetti, chili, cheese
4-way – spaghetti, chili, onions, cheese
5-way – spaghetti, beans, chili, onions, cheese
<3
well, this didnt show up until I posted mine, or I didnt see it, so Nevermind.
A three way is just spaghetti chili and cheese, with onions would be a four-way.
This is genuine. It was taken at the Skyline on Bardstown Road in Louisville, some time in June. I’m guessing that the owners were aware of the innuendo, because every time I walked by there that week, there were kids taking cell phone pictures of the sign. They even changed it a little after Father’s Day, with the innuendo still intact, but I can’t remember what it said.
Hahah! So happy to see this here. I bike past that twice a day. I thought it was pretty saucy!
Was it, “Join mom and dad in a 3 Way?” (Hehehe…)
actualy no, skyline is a cincinnati ohio chain, and 3 ways r noodles, chili & cheese. theyre so good they awaken my erecticles
dude, skyline is from a little north of cincinnati, to a tad south of cincinnati. then a couple every now and then. there’s one down in florida somewhere.
believe me, i’ve been going to skyline since i was about 10.
a ‘three way’- you know about sex?
Lol look at the sign, it says treat dad to a 3 way haha..
lol first! XD
first fail anyway! XD
No you are by all means 2nd fail
Which makes you 2nd comment the 3rd fail.
wha does it make us?
Nobody really knows…
What *doesn’t* it make us?
Smart. Noob.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!eleven!!!1! which is what your going to be XD
name the movie and u win
Go cincinnati and their fancy chili 3-ways
yum!!
This is why we Cincinnatians call it the NASTY ‘NATI…
Pretty sure you call it that because every Friday night half of the Cincinnati Bengals riot throughout the city. Chris Henry while he was still on the team pointed a gun at somebody while wearing a NFL.com replica of his own jersey, that was probably my favorite. So far, anyway
Um. Having lived here for nearly 25 years, I never hear anybody calling it “the nati.”
It’s Cincy.
Sorta like New Yorkers don’t call it the Big Apple unless you want to look like a douche.
Cincy=fail
Just look at the Bangles
really?! the “Bangles?”
FAIL
They’re the Cincinnati Bengals. They are a sports team, not Hindu bracelets or a 1980s female rock-band.
I love skyline chili, but I only get to eat there once or twice a year when i visit family. : (
no the bengles (fail) just stink most of the time, that’s why i don’t watch them the reason it’s a fail is because people have a weird(yet funny) crude humor
Having lived in Cincinnati for 25 years, how could you have NOT heard it called that? For short, it’s called both…Cincy and the ‘nati. Even the nightly newscasters will jokingly refer to it as the ‘Nati.
Just thought I’d throw in my two cents on that one. Since I’ve recently moved, I’m really just craving the chilli more than anything else.
Yeah, I have heard it referred to as “The Natti” but only in price hill and OTR. I’m so glad i moved out of that shit hole city. I do miss the chili though.
Colerain high school sucked
Goldstar>Skyline
Huntsville High School WIN!!
hey i go to the schools right next to it!you’re right colerain high sucks other wise most of cincy is fine just some of it can be horrible like you and i probally live in the bad parts of it i mean i know I did
How white are you?
Man, you guys are weird. Chili and noodles? What’s a three way, chili, noodles, cheese?
yes… and a four-way adds beans and a five-way adds onions
And a seven-way adds two blondes.
nice
no, you FAIL, it’s 4-way adds onions and a 5-way gets beans and when anyone eats one I hope it’s a take out, or else i leave cuz’ some people really stink up the place (btw i live in cincinnati myself, CINNCY FOR THE WIN!1!!!two
Don’t down it till you try it.
I’ve heard its good, but, is it really chili? I’m from the southwest. Imagine if I took a piece of chorizo, some jalapenos, and KETCHUP and called it a Chicago dog…
I live in California, and what I’ve heard called Cincinnati Chili is literally chili, the ground beef and beans kind, over spaghetti.
And it is delicious.
that chili is amazing try it with sour cream 2, and its best with 2 DIRTY blondes
It is Cincinnati-style chili. It is not a tomato-based chili, like you would find in Texas, for instance (although we do eat that kind of chili in Cincinnati as well). Among the ingredients in Cincy-style chili is cinnamon and chocolate (really!). I know it sounds weird, but it is really good. Almost everyone that tries it likes it.
It’s called chili, but it’s really a meat sauce.
Bend over and I’ll show you a meat sauce.
Kids, your pocket money is going to be put to good use by your dad for a little while…..
Christine?
From one Chuck to another, AWESOME!
I think mom needs to do it herself…. I’m not treating my dad to a 3-way. NOOO.
you will do as your told young man!
This has to be a photoshop! how could the owners not realize the sexual innuendo
Obviously you know nothing about marketing…SEX SELLS. This obviously got someones attention. The advertisement worked.
Like the auto-detailer shop i saw when visiting some family in TX a few years back.
Their specialty was a hand-wash and their sign said “BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO GET A HAND-JOB” of course that sign only lasted a couple of days, but by then the word of mouth and the morning radio dj’s who beat that gag like a dead horse insured they did a pretty good turn of business for at least the remainder of that summer
At the Shell gas station and car wash on the corner of Burlingame Ave and El Camino Real a sign stating “BEST HAND JOB IN TOWN” stood proudly for over a decade until the Stanford band stole it and hung it in their practice room.
no… in the tri-state area there’s actually a thing called a 3-way: Spaghetti, Chili & Cheese. It’s… disgusting, but it’s real. They also have a 5-way… and it happens to fall in the bible belt, so all sexual connotations are not even caught by half of the population, they don’t think outside the box…
Or would that be inside the box?
or about the box?
wonder mutt ftw!
My mom says, if you wanna be a lesbian, you have to eat box
I’ve never seen her wrestle, but I’ve seen her box
Cincinnati isn’t in the bible belt.
it’s close enough
the rest of the tristate where skyline is sold is… and Ohio still has blue laws about
beer and even CAR sales on Sundays… it counts.
Then PROVE IT
This is genuine. It was taken at the Skyline on Bardstown Road in Louisville, some time in June. I’m guessing that the owners were aware of the innuendo, because every time I walked by there that week, there were kids taking cell phone pictures of the sign. They even changed it a little after Father’s Day, with the innuendo still intact, but I can’t remember what it said.
first
first
swinger win?
LAST
Last fail!
Oh, wait, there’s one below…
Why do you think you take a ho to a hotel? Ho tell everybody, even the mayor….reach up to the sky for the hozone layer.
You’s a ho
I said dat you’s a HO
idaho
Ludacris fail.
that was some masterful english lessons here Klaus! Danke! Hail Hitler Ja?
blerst.
fathers day WIN!
ha!
men’s answer to those “ladies: your husband called and said to buy anything you want” signs.
Dad wins!
Bend over and I’ll show you how dad wins.
Bow chicka bow wow!
Bum chicka bum bum
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard…
Bow chicka bow wow ftw!
Bend over and I will show you the dumbest thing you ever heard
am i the only one who sees nothing wrong with this? maybe its because im a cincinnati native…
See? The sexual connotations are null and void amongst the natives
It’s only when they start with the 5 way that it gets weird.
lol
I know what you mean… I’ve probably actually seen signs like this and not even made the connection. Sad. LOL Of course now, I’m hungry for some Skyline.
is Skyline a euphipmism for sex with two other people at the same time?
No, it’s in reference to the city skyline that the owner could see from the original location.
what are you, his kid?
Well, in that case, would you and a friend come over, and I’ll gladly treat you both?
I’m from Cincy and I didn’t see anything wrong with this either! I’d say it’s a marketing win for skyline to get an entire tri-state to believe there’s nothing wrong with 3 ways.
I’m sorry, but this is a clear win. For Dad at least.
I still say Mom needs to do it her damn self. I don’t CARE if it’s southern Ohio and Kentucky… Mom shouldn’t be sending the kids to treat Dad to a 3-way.
Oh, Mom’s coming along too. Believe it.
Naruto? Is that you?
I’ve had Cincinnati chili but I didn’t know they called it a 3-way. Sooo, I get it now. Haha.
You get a threeway now?
Woot! Skyline FTW! Dang I want a 3way now =(
a / s / l ?
b l t?
i lawled so hard
Goldstar is better, but Skyline is still great
5-ways are the only way to live though
I’m with you, Ethan. 5-way kills it every time.
Goldstar is disgusting.
Skyline all the way.
Goldstar SUX!
Skyline is the ONLY authentic chili – the others are carpetbaggers.
Goldstar comes out with stupid products – like a poorly executed chiliburger, I rest my case – but Skyline’s always packed.
Where else can you feed 3 for under $20 – same as downtown?
This was in Louisville, KY very near my home on Bardstown Road. I was with my parents across the street for brunch when we saw it. A definite win!
O.o did you…. take a picture right then? When do you have brunch?
Everyone knows brunch isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
not in america at least
Exactly! In the UK, they starve themselves rather than partaking in the vile swill that is often called “a meal”.
I knew it!
Ugh. I moved to the greater Cincinnati area 9 months ago. I had Skyline once. I have a list of things I will eat only after 10 days of starvation. Opossum is higher on the list than Skyline. YUCK.
So sorry our local fare doesn’t please your palette, princess.
Hey, I lived in Detroit and we had our share of weird junk that we ate (most notably The Fleetwood in Ann Arbor). I also backpack (living on less-than-gourmet fare for weeks at a time) and have been known to eat anything that’s available no matter how unidentifiable, yet somehow Skyline is by far the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. I won’t even glorify it by calling it food.
I also backpack, often dining on the delicacy some call opossum roadkill.
You should all just come to Revere MA and go to Kelly’s Roast Beef!
We’re having a buy one get one free special today. Squirrel gravy on the side. MMMMMM!
Opossum —– Skyline.
what these???
These better than UK food WIN!
As funny as this is, can we stop turning this into Sexual Innuendo Blog?
Nope, sorry. Sexual repression FAIL.
Reply win.
Dad Win!!!
Yes! Represent Cincinnati! I just had skyline yesterday ^^
last!!!!
(for now)
Why is this a FAIL? This looks like +100 WIN
I moved out of Cincinnati a while ago, and I have the folks mail me a case of chili every once in awhile.
Delicious.
I think this should be a WIN lol
thats not a fail, that is a tasty tasty treat. cincinnati rules! screw you all with your chili with BEANS grosssss
The other woman will show up after the kids are asleep. Hilarious.
Is this the hotel where Springer paid the hooker by check in Cincinnati?
And the check bounced more than Springer did?
whilst he was mayor of cincy, yes indeed
You can order the chili here: http://www.cincinnatifavorites.com/skylinechili.php
Makes great coneys. (AKA chili-dogs)
Now I’m hungry… It’s Skyline time!
That is not even in cincy, that pic was taken in Louisville.
yeah that’s real, it is in Louisville, I saw when it said that. They frequently have something with some sort of sexual innuendo on the sign.
here’s the street view on google maps. Something diff on the sign at the time of the picture, I can’t make it out.
http://tinyurl.com/5d5q2v
or the full URL.
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=38.237321,-85.7156&am
p;spn=0.005621,0.008186&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbl
l=38.235677,-85.715955&panoid=MeQkTCbi_0Xgkb5jPD_g1g&
;cbp=1,161.7170882304115,,0,-3.674734463406431
Argh, I can’t make it out either. I was just there an hour ago and I didn’t pay attention to what it says now. I fail.
GGG win!
Dad gets a 3-Way and everyone gets what they want for Christmas!!!! That’s the way this dad rolls.
mommy whats a three way
I drove past that place a few years ago. I almost got into an accident when I saw the sign — it said, “Have an affair…Here!”
good onya mum
Yes, but a win for dad
LOL, soun ds like a good plan to me! hey now!
JT
http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com
Oye! If you don’t like Skyline, good for you, but some of us do so don’t be such a debbie downer. I have lived in Cincinnati my whole life and the only people who call it “Cincy” and “Da Nati” are usually trash or not from Cincinnati. And to those of you pointing out the litany of felons we have playing for the Bengals, thank you, that is original and has never been brought to our attention before. You are the epitome of pioneer!
damn, chill the fuck out.
WHO DEY!
XD Greater Cincinnati is the only place in the world you can say lets go have a 3-way and you wont get slapped.
Not only that, but they like to play a game called “cornhole”. It’s quite popular recently. Try explaining THAT to your neighbors when you move out of the region!
I’m from Cincy too and see nothing wrong with this. I LOVE 3-WAYS. When I told my non-Cincy husband this for the first time he got excited and I am soo much a Cincy girl it took me a bit to understand why.
But, I live in Japan now. And I would kill for a 3 way. I prefer Gold Star but at this point, even a Dixie would be heaven on a plate.
You know you’re from Cincy when…
a hot blonde asks you if you want a 3-way and you tell her “Sure, I love chili!”
i’m so proud to be from this city right now.
Fail for mom.
But win for dad!
camp washington chili ftw
Hey that’s in my neighborhood. Skyline is only in Kentucky and Ohio, Indiana in the tri-state area. I knew that sign looked familiar.
its a cincinnati thing. i love it. a 3 way is a dish. it’s chili, spaghetti and cheese. win in taste, but not on funny. failblog fails on this one.
HELL YEAH!!! Bardstown Road on the map! Represent! This place is just down the street from my house. I remember when that sign was still up.
for dad that’s a win. what’s with this website?
i love skyline chili! ohio is where its at
I remember this! i worked right down the street. this was on bardstown road in Louisville. the people who worked there were very much in on the gag.
Kinda funny, but too focused on the words “Skyline” and “Way”. Yep, there’s a scary My Chem fan for ya.
That’s what she said.
first place in the smallest cock competition.