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  1. zomfg says:

    lol first! XD

  2. EtherArcher says:

    Go cincinnati and their fancy chili 3-ways

    • tammie says:

      yum!! :D

      • EtherArcher says:

        This is why we Cincinnatians call it the NASTY ‘NATI…

        • Anomnomnomymous says:

          Pretty sure you call it that because every Friday night half of the Cincinnati Bengals riot throughout the city. Chris Henry while he was still on the team pointed a gun at somebody while wearing a NFL.com replica of his own jersey, that was probably my favorite. So far, anyway

        • Cincy Fail says:

          Um. Having lived here for nearly 25 years, I never hear anybody calling it “the nati.”

          It’s Cincy.

          Sorta like New Yorkers don’t call it the Big Apple unless you want to look like a douche.

          • Chuck U Farley says:

            Cincy=fail
            Just look at the Bangles

            • Patrick Stagaman says:

              really?! the “Bangles?”

              FAIL

              They’re the Cincinnati Bengals. They are a sports team, not Hindu bracelets or a 1980s female rock-band.

              I love skyline chili, but I only get to eat there once or twice a year when i visit family. : (

            • somedude says:

              no the bengles (fail) just stink most of the time, that’s why i don’t watch them the reason it’s a fail is because people have a weird(yet funny) crude humor

          • lrj says:

            Having lived in Cincinnati for 25 years, how could you have NOT heard it called that? For short, it’s called both…Cincy and the ‘nati. Even the nightly newscasters will jokingly refer to it as the ‘Nati.

            Just thought I’d throw in my two cents on that one. Since I’ve recently moved, I’m really just craving the chilli more than anything else.

          • Modcitzn says:

            Yeah, I have heard it referred to as “The Natti” but only in price hill and OTR. I’m so glad i moved out of that shit hole city. I do miss the chili though.

            Colerain high school sucked
            Goldstar>Skyline

            • Detlef says:

              Huntsville High School WIN!!

            • somedude says:

              hey i go to the schools right next to it!you’re right colerain high sucks other wise most of cincy is fine just some of it can be horrible like you and i probally live in the bad parts of it i mean i know I did

          • alex says:

            How white are you?

    • Seth says:

      Man, you guys are weird. Chili and noodles? What’s a three way, chili, noodles, cheese?

      • EtherArcher says:

        yes… and a four-way adds beans and a five-way adds onions

      • tammie says:

        Don’t down it till you try it.

        • Seth says:

          I’ve heard its good, but, is it really chili? I’m from the southwest. Imagine if I took a piece of chorizo, some jalapenos, and KETCHUP and called it a Chicago dog…

          • nonnygoats says:

            I live in California, and what I’ve heard called Cincinnati Chili is literally chili, the ground beef and beans kind, over spaghetti.

            And it is delicious.

          • Jason says:

            It is Cincinnati-style chili. It is not a tomato-based chili, like you would find in Texas, for instance (although we do eat that kind of chili in Cincinnati as well). Among the ingredients in Cincy-style chili is cinnamon and chocolate (really!). I know it sounds weird, but it is really good. Almost everyone that tries it likes it.

      • Krig says:

        It’s called chili, but it’s really a meat sauce.

  3. spats says:

    Kids, your pocket money is going to be put to good use by your dad for a little while…..

  4. Dude says:

    This has to be a photoshop! how could the owners not realize the sexual innuendo

    • ? says:

      Obviously you know nothing about marketing…SEX SELLS. This obviously got someones attention. The advertisement worked.

      • El Chorizon says:

        Like the auto-detailer shop i saw when visiting some family in TX a few years back.

        Their specialty was a hand-wash and their sign said “BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO GET A HAND-JOB” of course that sign only lasted a couple of days, but by then the word of mouth and the morning radio dj’s who beat that gag like a dead horse insured they did a pretty good turn of business for at least the remainder of that summer

        • Sammy says:

          At the Shell gas station and car wash on the corner of Burlingame Ave and El Camino Real a sign stating “BEST HAND JOB IN TOWN” stood proudly for over a decade until the Stanford band stole it and hung it in their practice room.

    • else person says:

      no… in the tri-state area there’s actually a thing called a 3-way: Spaghetti, Chili & Cheese. It’s… disgusting, but it’s real. They also have a 5-way… and it happens to fall in the bible belt, so all sexual connotations are not even caught by half of the population, they don’t think outside the box…

    • random dude says:

      Then PROVE IT

    • tourbillon says:

      This is genuine. It was taken at the Skyline on Bardstown Road in Louisville, some time in June. I’m guessing that the owners were aware of the innuendo, because every time I walked by there that week, there were kids taking cell phone pictures of the sign. They even changed it a little after Father’s Day, with the innuendo still intact, but I can’t remember what it said.

  5. anonyman says:

    first

  6. cracker says:

    first

  7. walker says:

    swinger win?

  8. LAST is the new FIRST says:

    LAST

  9. Klaus says:

    Why do you think you take a ho to a hotel? Ho tell everybody, even the mayor….reach up to the sky for the hozone layer.

  10. david says:

    blerst.

  11. missk8 says:

    fathers day WIN!

  12. bfrazer says:

    ha!

  13. chez says:

    men’s answer to those “ladies: your husband called and said to buy anything you want” signs.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Dad wins!

  15. RogueThree says:

    Bow chicka bow wow!

  16. red swingline stapler says:

    am i the only one who sees nothing wrong with this? maybe its because im a cincinnati native…

  17. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry, but this is a clear win. For Dad at least.

  18. LightDisciple says:

    I’ve had Cincinnati chili but I didn’t know they called it a 3-way. Sooo, I get it now. Haha.

  19. Krystal says:

    Woot! Skyline FTW! Dang I want a 3way now =(

  20. Ethan says:

    Goldstar is better, but Skyline is still great

    5-ways are the only way to live though

    • Bill F. says:

      I’m with you, Ethan. 5-way kills it every time.

    • UCGrad says:

      Goldstar is disgusting.

      Skyline all the way.

    • Big Dumb White Guy says:

      Goldstar SUX!
      Skyline is the ONLY authentic chili – the others are carpetbaggers.

      Goldstar comes out with stupid products – like a poorly executed chiliburger, I rest my case – but Skyline’s always packed.

      Where else can you feed 3 for under $20 – same as downtown?

  21. Cory says:

    This was in Louisville, KY very near my home on Bardstown Road. I was with my parents across the street for brunch when we saw it. A definite win!

  22. Amanda says:

    Ugh. I moved to the greater Cincinnati area 9 months ago. I had Skyline once. I have a list of things I will eat only after 10 days of starvation. Opossum is higher on the list than Skyline. YUCK.

    • Krig says:

      So sorry our local fare doesn’t please your palette, princess.

      • Amanda says:

        Hey, I lived in Detroit and we had our share of weird junk that we ate (most notably The Fleetwood in Ann Arbor). I also backpack (living on less-than-gourmet fare for weeks at a time) and have been known to eat anything that’s available no matter how unidentifiable, yet somehow Skyline is by far the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. I won’t even glorify it by calling it food.

    • Opossum's Are Us Diner says:

      We’re having a buy one get one free special today. Squirrel gravy on the side. MMMMMM!

    • rob chris says:

      Opossum —– Skyline.

      what these???

  23. Mars Phoenix says:

    As funny as this is, can we stop turning this into Sexual Innuendo Blog?

  24. Lauren says:

    Dad Win!!!

  25. Torey says:

    Yes! Represent Cincinnati! I just had skyline yesterday ^^

  26. huh says:

    last!!!!
    (for now)

  27. mkwerner says:

    Why is this a FAIL? This looks like +100 WIN

  28. kabentle says:

    I moved out of Cincinnati a while ago, and I have the folks mail me a case of chili every once in awhile.

    Delicious.

  29. Rebecca says:

    I think this should be a WIN lol

  30. saintlexi says:

    thats not a fail, that is a tasty tasty treat. cincinnati rules! screw you all with your chili with BEANS grosssss

  31. OINK says:

    The other woman will show up after the kids are asleep. Hilarious.

  32. lames says:

    Is this the hotel where Springer paid the hooker by check in Cincinnati?

  33. Skyline fan says:

    You can order the chili here: http://www.cincinnatifavorites.com/skylinechili.php

    Makes great coneys. (AKA chili-dogs)

    Now I’m hungry… It’s Skyline time! :)

  34. scoobee says:

    That is not even in cincy, that pic was taken in Louisville.

  35. cmb says:

    yeah that’s real, it is in Louisville, I saw when it said that. They frequently have something with some sort of sexual innuendo on the sign.

    here’s the street view on google maps. Something diff on the sign at the time of the picture, I can’t make it out.
    http://tinyurl.com/5d5q2v

    or the full URL.
    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=38.237321,-85.7156&am
    p;spn=0.005621,0.008186&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbl
    l=38.235677,-85.715955&panoid=MeQkTCbi_0Xgkb5jPD_g1g&
    ;cbp=1,161.7170882304115,,0,-3.674734463406431

    • scoobee says:

      Argh, I can’t make it out either. I was just there an hour ago and I didn’t pay attention to what it says now. I fail.

  36. kelli says:

    GGG win!

  37. Keelhaul says:

    Dad gets a 3-Way and everyone gets what they want for Christmas!!!! That’s the way this dad rolls.

  38. netidgger says:

    mommy whats a three way

  39. boff says:

    I drove past that place a few years ago. I almost got into an accident when I saw the sign — it said, “Have an affair…Here!”

  40. rob chris says:

    good onya mum

  41. Raz0r says:

    Yes, but a win for dad :P

  42. Jim Jones says:

    LOL, soun ds like a good plan to me! hey now!

    JT
    http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com

  43. Kathy says:

    Oye! If you don’t like Skyline, good for you, but some of us do so don’t be such a debbie downer. I have lived in Cincinnati my whole life and the only people who call it “Cincy” and “Da Nati” are usually trash or not from Cincinnati. And to those of you pointing out the litany of felons we have playing for the Bengals, thank you, that is original and has never been brought to our attention before. You are the epitome of pioneer!

  44. Kyle Phelps says:

    XD Greater Cincinnati is the only place in the world you can say lets go have a 3-way and you wont get slapped.

    • Big Dumb White Guy says:

      Not only that, but they like to play a game called “cornhole”. It’s quite popular recently. Try explaining THAT to your neighbors when you move out of the region!

  45. Kristi from Cincy says:

    I’m from Cincy too and see nothing wrong with this. I LOVE 3-WAYS. When I told my non-Cincy husband this for the first time he got excited and I am soo much a Cincy girl it took me a bit to understand why.
    But, I live in Japan now. And I would kill for a 3 way. I prefer Gold Star but at this point, even a Dixie would be heaven on a plate.

    You know you’re from Cincy when…
    a hot blonde asks you if you want a 3-way and you tell her “Sure, I love chili!”

  46. emily says:

    i’m so proud to be from this city right now.

  47. John M Hanna says:

    Fail for mom.
    But win for dad!

  48. ayo anon says:

    camp washington chili ftw

  49. Andy says:

    Hey that’s in my neighborhood. Skyline is only in Kentucky and Ohio, Indiana in the tri-state area. I knew that sign looked familiar.

  50. Jimmy says:

    its a cincinnati thing. i love it. a 3 way is a dish. it’s chili, spaghetti and cheese. win in taste, but not on funny. failblog fails on this one.

  51. Lurch says:

    HELL YEAH!!! Bardstown Road on the map! Represent! This place is just down the street from my house. I remember when that sign was still up.

  52. Biff says:

    for dad that’s a win. what’s with this website?

  53. giffinrockslike says:

    i love skyline chili! ohio is where its at

  54. andrew says:

    I remember this! i worked right down the street. this was on bardstown road in Louisville. the people who worked there were very much in on the gag.

  55. Kinda funny, but too focused on the words “Skyline” and “Way”. Yep, there’s a scary My Chem fan for ya.

  56. Your mom says:

    That’s what she said.

  57. nonsense says:

    first place in the smallest cock competition.


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