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Anonymous

What you always ask your girlfriend after the two minutes of sex your able to give her.

 
bleh

dumb pic. not as much fake as long exposure. this is not a fail. all you are fails

 
 
 
 
 
Duende

This pic is not a fail, the signal is giving you the oportunity to choose !

 
 
 
monet

long exposure on tripod. just sayin.

 
 
HS MA-Student

ist doch klar… Prof. Paul…..

 
 
gryphn

thats a conundrum now

 
hartog

This is very common in lots of European countries. The green light lights up when the red one is still burning.
It tells you that the other lights on the crossing are orange and that it is in your own risk to start rolling. The red light will dim shortly after the green light started burning.

- first fail! -

Agent Smith

Wich countries are those? I mean… it’s always in your own risk to roll over a red light, no need to put a green light in top of that to encourage some drunk guy.

m-ex

we in Latvia got alot of this lights. and thats normal, for sure!

George W. Bush

Can the words “Latvia” and “Normal” survive in the same sentence?

m-ex

can USA? survive with same sentance ? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 
George

hey this is soooooo true this spot is on the street sepulveda in long beach going towards east

 
 
 
Skitz

Except, they weren’t in the same sentence.

aaaaanon

only because the commenter has horrible grammar

 
 
elfinugget

No. There’s a period separating those two words.

aaaaanon

there should be a comma there.

 
 
that fail guy

for once i agree with bush

 
 
Khaaaaaaan

*insert some “In Soviet Russia” joke about “Red” moving you forward*

hobbes

fail at following through

 
 
 
 
 
Dix-Huit

Hmmm, fascinating….

You’re really interesting. Please tell me more about how traffic lights work.

 
 
 
the fox

should like mean “stop going” or “go stopping”…. it’s from italy btw

 
Wolfie

Shit! Shit! What do I do?!

Agent Smith

Fire Z missiles!

Agent Smith

Just a random comment. Nothing to worry.

Anonymous

I know what the line was, it was from the youtube clip End of Ze World, WTF Mate? was the next line in the clip…

stfu

heheh… I understood you Anonymous, End of Ze World is awesome! Hokay!

Agent Smith

I should have reacted on this one, but I’m tired. Please excuse my sense of humour fail.

anon

no dude you are Le Tired

hobbes

I’m not honest but you’re clever

aaaaanon

Square?

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Anon

congratulations, you got the largest nesting comment award! xD

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Iran

No, seriously, fire z missiles.

Randolpho

Current Events Win!

 
Klaus

Ahhhh, Motherland!!!!!!!!

Khaaaaaaan

‘Bout that time, eh chaps?

adskfjö

now the us is like “fuck, we’re dumbasses”..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Peppy

Do a barrel roll!
To barrel roll, press Z or R twice!!

 
 
elfinugget

*studies picture of traffic signal on the driver’s exam*

*picks D: panic and drive into a tree.*

*confidently turns paper in.*

johnson442

So, how did yer license picture turn out?

b0ner

Certainly must be a Florida driver’s license.

 
 
 
 
dolt

to go or not to go that is the question

Alchemist

Please, don’t go.
Please, don’t go.
Don’t goooooo.
Don’t go awaaaaay.

Duende

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(8)

 
 
Mistico

hey Alchemist… get some sleep pills, lots of them.!

 
 
Nonymous

Should I stay or should I go?

 
 
bfwicker

If you go there will be trouble, but if you stay it will be double.

bfwicker

Damn! Should have read the rest of the posts. That’ll teach me.

 
 
 
remo

no problem, as many men do suffer from red-green-blindness anyhow.

It just says: and make a jump to the left…