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Hail Satin
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/sa/samantha-lingerie-sangria-satin-babydoll.jpg
bend over and i’ll show you “satin”
hail satin ftw
Oooh yeah hail satin
FIERCE!
WRAWRST!
i no like you
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wow i really no like you
Satinism Failure
maybe that a big fans of satin and its satiny goodness XD
“that a big fans”? grammar fail.
grammer nazi
Now I’ve heard of worshiping silk, but satin? Come on!!
don’t know if its already been said… this guy must really love his satin clothes…. that or his g/f has a really nice bra he likes >.>
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failtrocity
m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monster fail
shaved fail?
http://www.p4c.philips.com/cgi-bin/dcbint/cpindex.pl?ctn=HP6492/11&slg=AEN&scy=us
Why not? it IS pretty god-damned silky!
Sartorial win
You just have to be careful not to mix it up with sateen because the weave is a little different. But it washes WAY better than acetate!!
Fabric win.
Perhaps he just prefers satin to crinoline?
Maybe they are just really big fans of how nice formal dresses look when made with satin. These people are obviously big seamstresses.
maybe just good interior decorators. . . . .
it’s also a lovely interior-paint finish…. something between “eggshell” and “semigloss”
They must have gone to a catholic school.
It would explain the fact that they can’t spell. Sure, they can tell you the order of every book in The Bible, but they cant spell Deuteronomy.
I can spell it and I left the faith when I was 13. Jesus is my chauffeur, he got me to where I needed to go to meet all the cool Gods.
…except there aren’t any.
theres no proof that there is’nt so HA!
Agnosticism win. ^_^
Is Deuteronomy the scientific study of deuterium?
bahahaha stupidity WIN!
The Gay Mafia strikes again!
Hail ruching and empire waistlines! (But only for this season, okee dokee?)
See, it’s stuff like this that PROVES “the gays” are trying to covert the world with their chintz, throw pillows and scented candles!
You speak as if you weren’t one
*cough*
I don’t think it’s possible to covert people. People can be covert, however.
in the future most people will be homosexual.
just by the by
Yeah they’re procreating at a much higher rate than the straights. Plus they’re probably pro-choice.
Logic win!
exactly.
You mean most people will be sexually attracted to homogenized milk? Milk does a body good!
If you don’t pay for protection, they’ll break the legs of your coffee table.
LOL.
I like how the pentagram is right beside it too… makes it soo much better lol.
pentagram?! in this case it’s more of a pretty floral design.
NOT FIRST!!!!!
Accuracy WIN.
couture win!
Correct French spelling win!
Nazi Win
Godwin-WIN!
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Fonzy win!
Spelling fail!
Hey, at least they spelled “hail” correctly. Does that make it a half-fail?
Yes…it’s a All Hail Half Fail.
*sniff* the Church Lady would be so proud! Anyone for the Superior Dance? (Isn’t that “spesh-ell?”)
Whoops, that was supposed to be a close paren … punctuation/emoticon FAIL!
finishing the word parentheses fail
Misspelling the word “parenthesis” when trying to call fail on someone else wit said word meta-fail.
wit said word fail.
paren is an accepted abbreviation of parenthesis, at least in programming circles
“Parenthesis, either of the curved-bracket ( ) punctuation marks that together make a set of parentheses.”
Closed fail!
COMMENT FAIL !!!
english teacher win!
Yeah of course, lost your head recently?
Textiles WIN!
FIRST AMENDMENT WIN!!!!!!
Satinism WIN though!
All hail our dark and comfortable lord.
“Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too, Up there…”
down there, where its cozy, where babies get eaten, and flowers catch on fire. everyone dies, smiley faces are made, down there….
Holy crap, I didn’t think anyone could be any more retarded.
HAIL! LOL!
our dark, comfortable, silky-smooth…. lord…
lol.
my soul belongs to cotton.
Cotton kills! All hail Gore-tex!!!
War on Terror over. War on Cotton declared.
I lol’d.
I, for one, welcome our fabulous new overlords.
Wear does one go to convert to Satinism…I worship Satin sheets
I don’t! Satin is the root of all evil! That an the darn dry cleaning bill that comes with it. Dry cleaning bills are the root of all evil!
Wear….fail…..hahaha……
Maaany years ago, I had a full-size bed with satin sheets. Girlfriend at the time comes out of the bathroom wearing a satin teddy. She gives me her best seductive look, playfully hops on the bed… and then uncontrollably slides across the bed and falls to the floor on the other side. I can’t look at satin sheets anymore without thinking about that hilarious, but mood-killing, moment.
Story Win.
Girlfriend FAIL.
Now that would make a video worthy of the Fail blog.
omfg yes someone photoshop it up for us
pfft textile knowledge fail, that is clearly only 400 thread count brick!
At least you don’t have to iron it. Housekeeping WIN!
Really, it’s as if Liberace was reincarnated as an angry teenage boy.
comment win.
rofl
Someone must really like Victoria’s Secret…
Lingerie WIN
I thought your name was Spooge at first glance.
hilarity WIN
Holy shit!!!!! I can’t breathe from laughter….Klaus= Random shot win!!!!!!!
He’s not a satanist he just enjoys soft fabrics.
LOL I guess this one is funny to me because I knew kids back in high school who’d do that and thought it was the correct spelling of Satan. They were all Mormon boys. One day they started acting up in English class and one of them wrote “Hail Satin!” on the chalkboard. Everyone was laughing at him. The teacher, us – even the kids who did so many drugs they could barely spell their own names. He kept insisting that it was “Satan” but we kept telling him it was “Satin” – and finally one of the drug-addled kids got up and spelled Satan correctly.
Isn’t there a satin fetish? :p
There’s a rule 34.
Yes, there definitely is…. my bf and I would totally join a satinic cult if it weren’t for all the 40 year old, live with their mama, read too much playboy men involved.
Maybe they just like the colour Satin?
satin isn’t a colour, it’s a material.
maybe they just want it to rain down giant clumps of satin. satin hail would be nice. especially for the hobos.
I think they thought satin was a color because many household paints come in a satin finish.
But that’s no excuse for being an idiot.
Yes, NEVER an excuse for idiocy….
Finish =/= color
Finish generally refers to the reflectiveness of the surface. For instance, a matte finish means the surface is non-glossy.
they were obviosly very pleased with their purchase from halfords underwear department.
hail spandex?
no
I say to heck with Satan! Who needs him.
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Satan is already in heck. And by the way, I need him. He is fun to party with. Know this: I can drink his ass under the table.
why would you want to drink satan’s ass?
This is the insignia of a gay, interior design cult
Iä Iä IKEA ftaghn!
Cthulhu WIN.
what if they really like fabric?
I personally prefer silk, but to each, his own!
WOO SOFT FABRIC
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I think he’s trying to say Hail Sat In as in he sat in hail?
FIRST!!!!
FIRST what? First fail?
First idiot to use 4 exclamation points at the end of his post.
Remember kids, Mr. Exclamation point says, “With me, it’s either one or none.”
It’s ok if you add some 1 though. Just make sure it looks ironical!!!!1111oneoneeleven
I joined a satinic cult one time. We just sat around and talked about how much Polyester sucks.
Fabric Worshipper!
eye… warship… satin?
(Excellent!)
That satin warship can really blanket the enemy with firepower. Unfortunately, it’s firepower that feels like a hail of very soft and shiney fabric. My grandfather served on the sistership; HMS Silk. It too took it in the pants during the Falklands campaign.
Honoring veterans win!
Have you accepted Jesis?
Heh…
Yes, I have. Jesis Crust is our Savier!
American never knew correct spelling from wrong ones, it doesn’t even surprise me. Most of you guys suck at writing comparing to foreign learners
Indeed. Foreign learners almost always know correct spelling from wrong ones. Better than American.
Comparing to foreign learners, american never knew correct spelling from wrong ones…WTF are you thinking?
respect are language
our*
Once again, spelling fail.
refer to past fails
You sure told us.
This post is so full of fail I don’t even know where to begin…
That’s the beauty of fail. Just put a single word under it: Fail!
“American” should be pluralized. Secondly, I believe the proper term would be “compared” to foreign learners. Also, you missed a period at the end of your second sentence. Your superiority as a foreign learner is evident.
Anti-Americanism fail.
Foreign learners? is “learners” even a word? Damn foreigners an their learners.
“improper synonym for students” fail
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO FAIL
The guy is obviously a textile dealer
Right; he sells magic carpet rides.
Find me this in tattoo form, then we’ve got an epic fail.
Check your local maximum security prison.
I think it’s some agnostic fashon designer, fashioning a new religion based off hailing one supream fabric–satin.
Hey, did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He laid awake all night and wondered if their really was a nitas.
But satin so soft! Brick wall must convert.
where can I join?? I like satin
a dyslexic man pledged his soul to santa
I prefer silk.
I prefer silk
Oh, everyone knows Spandex is sooooo much better.
Painfully bad pun WIN!
I agree about the evils of Spandex, though. Don’t forget the associated Mexican Wrestler fails.
Got to give a big WIN to the Muslin reference. Well played!
Indeed sir.
Strongsad!! homestarrunner.com!!!
Let’s all move to strangbadia!
Beautiful! I love the idea of Muslin fundamentalists. Like cotton purists, but with Uzis.
satinism win
soo…sheeny…
when I was in junior high, someone vandalized my school with the same thing.
Ten years have passed, and it’s still funny.
Is that the school that you rode the short magic carpet to?
I guess this would seem assuming, but is this a Star of David win?
I guess it’s rather a Pentacle, at least this “spelling morron” inverted the pentacle correctly.
Way to blame the Jews.
anti-semetic fail.
Anti semitism NEVER fails. Jews suck WIN
As a Satinist, I find this post to be highly offensive. You’d worship satin too, if you’d ever slept in it.
Those Satinists get all the attention now. No one cares about the Silkies anymore, but we came first. You’ll all be sorry when the Day of the Pink Panties arrives.
Wow. Please please PLEASE bring about pink panties day ASAP! And then let’s extend it to a month long celebration.
I admit, it’s not the mot ominous sounding of all the judgement days…
Yes, Satin totally doesn’t FAIL!
Aww…at least his heart was in the right place.
As a dyslexic devil worshiper i say “all hail Santa”
dyslexics of the world, untie!
Dudes, it’s called “lesdyxia…”
Satanism fail or fabric success?
Satin can be devilishly good and tempting…
Hail Cotton
http://cyantian.net/csafari/?p=43
BTW, the character’s actual name is Chatin.
All Glory to Chiffon.
Hail Stan
Du sollst Penis essen. Immer.
Maybe they just really love expensive cloths.
That guy really likes satin!
Wow, someone really likes cloth, xD
What does a drunken seamstress with a can of spray paint have to do with the occult?
Strange.. I was in a band called Evil, Evil, Evil and Ken.. Someone in the Band wrote “Hail Satin” down on something.. We ended up releasing the tape under “Hail Satin Records”…
Wow… Someone must like VS!
Eye warship satin…
Haha, I dunno. I’m pretty partial to satin. It makes good sheets!
I hate to say it but word choice fail.
Caption should be “devil worship fail” not “Satanism fail”
Satanist don’t actually belive in satan. It is a religion of the self. very egotistical.
I’m a rayon guy m’self.
Um…
I think that’s an old pic from my old HS… if not, then the same thing happened there. Kicker is, it was private catholic HS
and the comment made was that it must have been outsiders, cuz the priests knew none of their kids would make such an error -__-;
indeed, it is the fabric of choice for all things classy, after all.
Oh mighty fabric
All hail satin. The mighty fabric of doom.
Because all other materials are inferior.
Yes, Hail Satin, wool, and other fabrics!
classic, but SATAN doesn’t care how you spell it.
damn, hardcore tailor or what?
Satinism !!!!!
I believe in silk, personally.
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