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am I first or have I failed?
BOTH.
he won in failing…
OMG
WINNING FAIL
next commenter is gay
Well I just have to ….crap…..NO GIVE ME BACK MY CLOSET!
Tom?
lmao
In the words of Yahtzee
Its nothing compared to the feeling of rolling a man’s balls in your hands…I mean…I”M NOT GAY!
whats rong w/ being gay???
srysly..
I think some asains are.
And if asains are then yeah, its not cool.
baby jesus frowns upon it. you, sir… are poned.
i AM gay so in a way this extra funny
Guy below is gay.
zero punctuation reference win
“I just have to… crap” xD
yeah
@ Lk : i believe it would be phrased ” failing win”, no?
fly me
hmm maybe..
NEXT PERSON WHO COMMENTS IS GAY!
next comenter is gay
look at the times it was put up, the poster is a retard
The next comment is GAY~!
Yes, the comment is gay, but the poster isn’t. The last poster was a gay.
Intelligence fail!
but only gay people write gay comments. Intelligence fail
Just wanted to let y’all know.
theres this advertisement for a quiZ CALLed is ur man gay hahahaha….no but my boyfrend iz
Coming out of the closet WIN
ANONYMOUSLY-coming-out-of-the-closet win!
But wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?
Maybe they see it as a test run. Like trying it out to see if they can actually tell their friends and family.
PARADOXICAL WIN!!!
…failed
Aaaannnnd?
This is probably the most EPIC FAIL I’ve seen on this Blog.
Was today your first day on the blog, D?
I’m reading the blog nearly since its beginning.
Shouldn’t it be “I’ve been reading the blog nearly since its beginning” instead of “I’m reading the blog nearly since its beginning” ?
GRAMMATICAL FAIL!
PRE-SCHOOLER WIN!
Not if he’s doing it right now.
And has been glued to his screen for some time now…
still a grammar fail, maybe not epic.
pwn me baby!
actually, that is grammatically inccorect – “I’m reading” is present tense and is refering to the blogs beggining which is in the past, therefore it creates a contridictory tense which means the sentnece is incorrect. I am sorry, but i belive you have a MASSIVE grammatical fail.
1 to Rook and Admiral Adama
0 to: Jules, Boomshank and of cource, D
Please revise your English grammar before posting again ^^
Xenophobe fail.
calm down there captain crunch
Nazi fail
in this age of digital omfg’s and wtf’s and i can has this or that, surely you can let let a cute phrase or two go. Sure it’s degradation of plain english, by why should it be so sacred anyway? English langauge is a form of slavery as far as I’m concerned – Rip It Up
I know that it has been said a few times before, maybe not these exact words though. I am going to bring this point up again. You are correcting grammar on one of ICANHASCHEEZBURGER’s sites. i find that to be an epic fail.
NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE FAIL
Win.
No, IMO the most epic one is that Hurdle Champion guy.
Oh, please, don’t remind us of that again!
Link please.
Well not a fail…a win in explaning to everyone he’s gay…clearly succeeded in that =)
The most epic fal is the last mascot one, with the seattle fan being _____ (Death to spoilers)
forum name fail
i meant poster name fail “hymen”
You reply to your own comments like a certain other poster we’ve seen around here lately…
Really? Who?
failhymen
Hyman-fail.
Virgin-fail.
Lockerroom story win.
lolz
my friend calls e failey
she used to call me gayley
XD
she be a douche somethimes
lets take some faileys and hug/dance to all the trance classics
HAHAHA
LOOOOL
My funny skill sucks.
Just like your momma sucks your dick, dickhead
shut up… UR a dickhead… ass!
Is he a dickhead or an ass?
Insult fail.
Dickhead+ass=hella win!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!
Just stick with moose scrotums please…
You seriously need to think of a new line, this one kindo bores the living day lights out of everyone, but, uhm, you.
I bored the living daylights outta yo’ momma!
that’s not a good thing…
Oh no, now we’re all bored! Whatever shall we do?!
Bend Over
OOOH A QUARTER!
insult fail
Only half though
Well hello!
FIRST!!
SO LONG FAIL
30-th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
previous commenter is gay
Current comenter is gay
BURN!
They have ointments for that you know?
There are ointments for being gay?
WIN
Everyone here is gay
But I’m not wearing pink…
Do you really have to wear pink to be gay?
I ain’t gay, but… I know enough gays, and sure as hell not everyone wears pink of em…
then clearly they are lying to you!
probably just pod people here to invade and snatch your body.
haven’t you learned anything from tv?
have u seen their underwear? maybe its pink…
or… not everyone that uses pink underwear is gay???
ouuh!
I know a good deal of gay ravers….yeah…>.> All I can say is that ….never mind I can’t say *cough*
Spit it out and you wouldn’t be coughing and gagging, then you could say it!
BURN!!
There was some research done years ago (Kinsey) that established that nobody is strictly straight or gay – everybody falls somewhere in the middle. So, how gay are you?
Oh, thats funny. I distinctly remember seeing a definite “0″ and a definite “6″ on that Kinsey scale…..Maybe you should check your facts.
My bad. Research fail.
jeesh
I like to fuck women, that’s how gay I am.
But are you a man?
Who effing cares? Except homophobes..
everyone’s a homophobe. stupid fucking made up bullshit words.
i’m sorry, what?
are you trying to converse, or are you chewing a brick?
fly me R-Tard
the gays! ZOMG they are everywhere! they look just like everyone else!
run run run for your lives! aaaaaaaaaaaah.
oh wait–i have hobophobia not homophobia.
you heard me.
well, yeh, it’s written there you numpty. I think it was more your reasoning that was in question.
I’m a homophone.
mmm u are a what? “homophone”? u mean theres a phone for strictly and exclusive use of gays?? wow! must be pink with purple dotties and a fucsia ribbon…
English fail
Homophone = two words that sound the same, e.g. new and knew.
Fork handles?
AHHH HA HA HA! Two Ronnies WIN!!!
telephobe
If you look at the comment below the two highlighted, you will see: Fail FTW
interesting coincidence.
Err? Maybe because it’s from this very fail blog?
It said ‘umpa lumpa fail FTW’…
Ack. Observant comment fail.
yeah it was those prom kids with orangey fake tan
very strange phenomenon
everyone gay is gay
NO WAI. TAKE THAT BACK.
D< Do’n you get it. I’ts all of you that are gay!
Who the eff cares?
heliophobes
THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
sweet, flannel is comfy.
Contraction Fail!
That’s good stuff!!!
Next commenter isn’t gay.
Oh yes i am
He just wanted to let everyone know he was happy.
Umpa Lumpa?
Gay
Fail.
Oh man, this is so totally Photoshopped I can’t believe it!!!1!1!!!
(Actually I’m sure it isn’t photoshopped. But no one had said it
yet and it just seemed like something was missing from the
discussion.)
Self-failing FAIL
You’re photoshopped.
Yeah, his shadows are all wrong.
Reflections too.
Actually it is photoshopped, I know because I am a graphic Designer, thats right, the shading, the fail text AND the fact that hymen made a great joke.
THEREFORE, it is in no way actually a fail! it’s a great joke win! huge big win
self-failing at failblog = epic epic fail?
No, that is called legendary fail.
so it’s orange instead of purple
HAH World of Warcraft fail
You are all nerds = FAIL
Who this read is stupid
.
.
.
gnihihi
You’ve read it yourself, so UR stupid as well
who this read? uh?
who’s read this ing doing word
fyl me
stupid me this is read this. too. want bottle shoot glass me with? bird feeder shoot practice?
were all laughing at your fail win!
I actually love the subtle reply.
You rock hymen! You just wen’t up a notch in my book…now you’re on notch 1. Which is a notch higher than everyone else.
first
I am not gay!
Your gay for having to state your not gay!
my gay?
your both gay for not realizing “hymen” posted the original gay posts! (in the fail picture)
my both gay?
Ahaha, just what I was thinking, Klaus. You win.
why do you have both gays? is there a gay shortage? should i be stocking up?
Duct tape…bottled water…gays…
yup, I’m ready.
Don’t forget your oompa loompahs…
Grammar fail.
You’re =/= your.
Nice coming out…
next person to post is though
you fail again
yes i already know
wow… GREAT comeback…
you knew u were gonna fail again?
Wish you would have to register your name to a mail so we didn’t have all these fakes. Makes many conversations pointless
This place definitely isn’t the best place to come out of the closet…Probably should’ve placed it better.
All your gay are belong to us.
***Techno beat
glow sticks
twizzlers****
rave fail!
LOL
twizzlers? they better be the kind you can use as straws.
No. They are the long and hard kind.
lol it’s a sexual innuendo for penis!
DUH!
that spells O-W-N-E-D.
Just to let you know, the next commenter is laughing.
LOL!
Next person to post is heterosexual aside from that one time they got drunk with uncle Luke the day he out of jail and passed out pantsless and arse up…
Originality win?
This isn’t the best place to post your biography, y’know
Especially when you’re only hetrosexual because you’re a hermaphrodite so technically whatever you fornicate is the opposite gender.
Nooooo, technically they have both genders fun zones! their gender is hermaphrodite! so someone of opposite gender would be of ambiguous genitalia making fornication impossible rendering you statement moot, and unfunny, although you had done the last bit yourself.
overly complicated reply WIN
Odd searches in wiki @ work WIN
BUT if the hermo had sex with someone, the person in question would have to have a gender, making the hermo gay and straight at the same time, and the other person would be bi. I’m sure that if you were in that situation and had a choice, you’d choose to say you were straight, rather than gay.
Besides, it might be oral.
noooooo not so! just becuase said hypothetical person is ambiguous genitalia isnt to say “they” are anally challenged as well.
there fore sex between an ambiguous genitaled person and a hermo possible while negating the hole gay world ( not gay cus most dudes would bang a hot chick ass and you know it!)
but if a dude was to “get jiggy” with a hermo i suppose he could be called bi at least …
undeservedly declaring yourself win FAIL
epic comment fail
Revealing of intimate family secrets fail
u were the next commenter (apart from the reply)
fly me
I’m gay, what about y’all folks?
are y’all gay too?
hope so
I bet you do…
Hey i just got your name! hi-men! wow, it works on 2 levels!
It’s actually Amanda
But everyone knows him as Nancy.
What a way to come out of the closet.
Hey, I’m bobby. How did I reply before replying?
secret gay powers
is that a double chin?
h
Penis into Vagina fail…
penis into asshole WIN
IM POSTING HEAR, TODAY JUST TO TELL YOU, BECAUSE I can!
You is greatest at english speeching
kids… this is why we proof read
he’s making fun of your horrible post.
lmao! noticing your gettin pwnd FAIL
CAPLOCK ME c**t
i was talking about MY post, and what movie are you talking about ??? :/?
Your movie sucked hard.
That’s cuz it was gay…
this wasnt worth main page pffft
I need to take a nap. I just came.
Homosexuals are GAY
yogi berra fail
no sh$t!!! really?
gays were not gay before getting gays, were they?
or is it possible that there are small periods of gayness, and then everything goes back to normal?? or is call..being extremely drunk.
Not necessairily, I’m sure they have their moments of depression and sadness, just like everyone else. To declare that they are always happy (lit. definition of “gay”) makes no sense.
OK… where did the emoticon come from?
Larry Craig is gay.
Not news tho.
hehe. he wants that all know!!!
this was not realy a fail. hes gay or he make a joke.
LOL, thats funny. Oh BTW the next commenter is GAY! LOL
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Nest commenter is gay.
Damn, and I thought I just liked rainbows.
I mean next.
OH SHI- I FAIL.
AHHAH AWESOME
dumb asses
Homosexuals are gay
LOL! Nice.
I think I saw you somewhere else…
very gay atmosphere…machoo machoo man, I wanna be…a machooo mann!
heterosexual fail
OMG guys, i was trying to come out to my parents this way, now i have to go kill myself…thanks….
It’s about time you came out. Your mom and i knew what was going on when you and your “friend” Steve started figure skating.
Yah, good luck with that!
“Day Funky Man” OUYE!!1
Its not a fail, guys. It’s a nice way to come out !!!
Well done Hymen. Did it work ?
ur gonna fail if u try to come out this way, better leave a confession/goodbye note to ur parents, pack ur bags , put your cat in the car and gooo !
speaking from experience partner?
f.me.im.famous
Homosexuals are gay.
Anyone got his phon… Oh wait… oO
next commenter to come out of the closet is….
VV VV
^^ ^^
That’s no FAIL! That’s Comedy GOLD!!
Winnar!
Hahahaha the best part is that this is a comment on failblog, I laughed soooooooo hard!
Captain Obvious FAIL.
what picture is it under
Internet access per month……………………. $35
Hourly pay at work while reading failblog….. $8.50
Finally getting the joke…………………………. FAIL!
I ish dum
total epic
Obama is GAY!
And so is everyone who posted above the last post.
And everyone below the last post is GAY too!
Not counting my posts of course.
john mccain is gay
ur FAEC is gay, not including me mr McCain, right? including YOUR face too.
Pwned!
Fail fail. Must try harder…
selfown dlx
Sad thing is, I know where the fail was from. http://www.hotgirlswithdouchebags.com and I believe it’s on the Proompas. These hideously orange tanned guys.
Woops, my mistake, it’s http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com . Sorry about that.
The next commenter fucking rules.
Just wanted to let y’all know.
ROFL
I always found hymen to be an interesting word that is not used as much as it should. Example:
I was bending over to clean the stove and I almost broke my hymen.
you’ve got some problems if you can break your hymen cleaning a stove.
Saying I’ve got problems is like saying a lake contains water.
Who the hell cleans stoves? Self Cleaning FTW!
Medical Fail!!, If u break ur hymen while cleaning a stove
wtf? how is that a fail?
oh, and next commenter is gay
just so you know…
The next commenter fails
and i mean it
The next commenter is gonna break your legs tonight
just wanteJust wanted to let y’all know
You don’t know where I live, so…. You fail
I’m bLEEDING!
I’m FAILbLEEDING!
Really now? Anyone can change their name to “hymen” just as easily as that! I think there are fake hymens about.
See? It’s that easy!
So, yeah, there you have it. I’m THAT hymen. Not the others, tho.
please stop making fun of me
i was just joking around
stop hurting my feelings
Leave Hymen Alone!
Which one is real, and which ones are the imposters? Decisions, decisions…
chris crocker scares me. she has a penis…
LOL funny
I’m not hymen.
EPIC FAIL
epic epic epic epic epic 100 more epics
FFFFAAAIIIILLLL!!!!!!1!!!!
redundant fail
Gay people are not wrong, neither I bi’s, I have a bi friend and she’s no different.
haha you have a bi friend you weird preson XD
i think the name “hymen” adds to the humour
Next person to copy the fail by doing it yourself is gay
Just wanted to let y’all know
he should try teh anus burger
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nxt person to post a comment is COOL.
wait a second…
the peson who is above me is gay
Next commenter is gay.
next commenter is gay
just wanted yo let y’all know
lolololololololol
i will bum the next commenter.
that was good.
So many people are skilled in the art of self ownage.
it would be funny if it wasnt the same guy
hymen gay
!
no fail, gay win
Valid statement FAIL!
obama is gay
the United States are gay!
I think that should be “the United States in gay”, because there’s only one. So Grammar fail.
Typo FAIL!
But if you are referring to the United States as a group of individuals, not the single country (i.e, government) then the plural verb is correct.
That’s a reply to the comment, not the next comment.
Foiled again, asshole
yo Barack do you go on WSHH??
I love you
Ok can we plz ban gasman and mmm… chocolate. its getting really
old. And also Barack Hussain O. Im pretty sure that he was
B. Hussain Obama and then got banned and started a new account.
I think they’re all one and the same…formely “Fake Darky” who was formerly “Dark” (not the real one) haha
This must be the first time gasman’s gibberings have ever been appropriate.