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Safe Hands Fail

Thx Lucy P.

Incorrect credit?

266 Failures in Communication »

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Crypto-Askarian

Oh yeah, really safe! XD”

KARL ROVE

OH I GET IT! BECAUSE IT’S NOT SAFE

 
 
 
kwaping

You could just tell by the way his hands were shaking that something bad was coming.

 
asdf

superman can’t control his power

 
 
Spens

He was laughing but he obviously wanted to cry.

Agent Smith

Pointing out obvious informations fail!

 
 
orjtojrw

lol “so you are done with that one?”

Agent Smith

The guy deserves a “bash the old guy WIN!”

 
 
 
JamesValentine

Very funny. Now go get some Parkinson and try NOT to fail at anything. I’m sure you will find the experience -ing hilarious.

Lk

Whining baby FAIL

get out and find some humor, jerk!

JamesValentine

Ironic FAIL
“Get out and find some humor”, said the nerd who frequents failblog

Lk

Keep watchin’ David Letterman, whimp!

JamesValentine

I’ve never watched David Letterman in my life, so you have a massive projection FAIL. Guess you’re the whimp now, sorry.

Lk

ur mum’s callin ya, go to her.

JamesValentine

Another comeback fail. You’re getting lamer with every post. Oh well, no more lulz out of this one.

blubr

isn’t “whimp” spelled wimp….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kid Choronsom

James Valentine…what a stupid name is that

JamesValentine

Kid Choronsom is oh so much better. Riiight…

Kid Choronsom

Good comeback James Valentine

 
 
Agent Smith

Chromosome spelling fail :D

Kid Choronsom

Can’t spell it when I have to many of em you know =)

Trisomy 21

Too many of what? Chromosomes?

So I guess you’re down with the syndrome.
(going to hell for this pun)

 
 
 
 
g dubya

What is that supposed to mean?

 
Lorelei

It’s okay James, thank you for your sensitivity, but my father had Parkinsons and he felt it was okay to make jokes about it.

 
 
tycobb9999

Hitler had Parkinson’s. I’m just saying, because it always comes up sooner or later.

Lk

be careful, now James Valentine will come out with some shitty speech like “so what do you mean, that everyone who has parkinson is a bad person?”.

REDUCTIO AD HITLERUM FAIL

Manni

Well, Hitler was also a vegetarian. So, not eating animals makes you a Nazi.

roflcoptah

olol xD
epic conclusion win :D

Agent Smith

I so totally second that!

 
 
Keelhaul

And gives you Parkinson.

dolt

comiting suicide and dying a virgin make you a nazi

dařbuřtvařbuján

OH MY F…KING GOD SWEET MELODY JESUS!

 
 
 
flip

I KNEW IT!!!!11
Man that’s pretty weak for a dictator to be vegetarian, me thinks..

 
 
JamesValentine

Interpetation FAIL and whining baby FAIL. This blog is definitely your place in life, Lk.

JamesValentine

Interpretation FAIL confirmed. Also, run out of comebacks FAIL.

Lk

STILL COMMENTING WITH DEEPSHIT FAIL

JamesValentine

Guess I should stop commenting with you, deepshit, and post something in a separate thread. Bye-bye.

 
meen bastid

do you two need a room?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
leah

Things were a little shaky for a while…

 
 
 
 
 
Cloral

I want to know when that does happen (according to the guy on the left). I’ve never even heard of someone breaking a cylinder like that just by holding it too tightly.

Cloral

Damn it, I meant the guy on the right.

Direction fail!

biggestweenieever

its not an ordinary cylinder, its a record. Or?

tron

The precursor…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonograph_cylinder

Since they couldn’t be stamped like the disc-shaped records, they had to be recorded individually. Edison would have lots of recorders sitting in a room, and a band would play to make a series of records in parallel, and the process was repeated. The stamped vinyl of the disc-shaped records made them better-suited for mass manufacture, and that’s why that technology won out.

Agent Smith

Usefull explanation Win!

Also:
Edison early steps fail!

 
 
 
 
 
walker

oh f….. shit

nice recovery old man

FailMod

Please refrain from swearing.

Daniel

Please refrain from posting videos with swearing in them.

Mod Fail.

A

QQ. I never hear anyone swear IRL. OMG MY EARS.

 
Muhammad The Camel Guy

Everybody, please refrain from refraining.

 
Scroticus the Chaste

I abstain from refraining.

 
 
mojo

He quotes the video you posted and you mod him? FAIL

DoodleyDoo

I agree… I logged on here for wholesome family entertainment… you know, like Sam Kinison used to provide.

dropofkim

My husband as a child knew Sam Kinison from church. You should have seen his face when I introduced him to some of Sam’s stand-up as The Screamer. Priceless!
R.I.P. Sam Kinison

DoodleyDoo

Sam was going to be a minister when he grew up. All that power. I still love the line he said to a heckler: “The last thing you want is my complete and undivided f-ing attention…”

RIP Sam indeed.

FailMod

Please refrain from writing words/phrases that suggest swearing. (ie. “f-ing”)
Mod Fail.

 
RealFailMod

That’s it, FailMod. You’ve been warned about this shit. Banned!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Raef

Haha that was my favorite part. This whole video is really made of win (in the most fail way possible) but his reaction was priceless.

 
 
Donna

I like the host’s deep sexy voice.