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lolavocado

kitty
kitteh

yummy
yummeh

trend win?

 
 
 
lolavocado

nutrition win or fail?

lolavocado

vegans win then?

lolavocado

they didn’t eat anything

 
 
 
 
Anonymous

Wow, there should be a link to the Epic New Business Fail here. I heard the restaurant that guy opened was a Mexican food place. I wonder if the recipes on the website are from there.

 
dvlshDawn

Wow, there should be a link here to the Epic New Business Fail. I heard that guy opened a Mexican restaurant. I wonder if the recipes are from there.

dvlshDawn

I know someone’s going to “fail” me because I put this on here twice. Before you do. It didn’t show up right away so I tried again and I didn’t realize the first time that I didn’t put my name in yet. Oops.

soupnazi

Overly defensive fail!

 
 
 
Art Vandalay

Wow, international comment board incident caused by an unrelated post…

Humor fail and/or win!

Art Vandalay

Also, I fail for putting this too high up on the board… get ready for a war between nations.

Suspense Fail.

 
 
Pretentious White Girl

More Meat Pies!!!

 
 
 
dolt

what does the line between “human remains found” and “for recipies go to…” say it’s too small for me to read

rojukene

“Lori Hacking’s body may be found”

james

human remains were found and the person’s name is Lori Hacking?
Irony!!!

de

The irony is that she was killed by her husband Mark Hacking

 
 
 
tycobb9999

It says, “makes excellent chili”.

 
 
A no nimous

At least it may taste good, so said Hannibal…

Fumbe

With a nice chianti and mayhaps some fava beans.

A no nimous

Damn!
You’re a “connaisseur” ;-)

kannadzuki

WTF? The site ate most of my comment! The face should be followed by:

kannadzuki

LOL, Okay I get it now. That’s a big angle bracket FAIL on my part. o_O

But at least I can spell “connoisseur.” ;)

kannadzuki

lol! (Je ris a ton français faible.) C’est quoi, <> ?

connaisseur

on dit connaisseur, du verbe connaître, et non “connoisseur!”
je répète donc: échec de français! qui rit du français faible de qui,
maintenant? XD

 
Nonymous

Ne devrait-on pas dire ”Je ris de ton français faible.” Aussi, je pète dans ta direction générale. Ta mère était un hamster et ton père sentait les baies de sureau!

connaisseur

et tout de suite, les grands mots…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
tycobb9999

Bet it still tastes better than haggis or anything else from the UK for that matter.

rob chris

northsea cod is nice fish

no bodys really eaten haggis in100 years

tycobb9999

Been to Scotland lately? I have. World travel fail.

rob chris

married to a Scot
only the tourist eat haggis
tourist fail

tycobb9999

Not true; served all over, and locals ate it. Bet your spouse is a poser. Identity fail.

rob chris

never meet a scot that ate it, so your comment. served all over, a croc.
but then maybe your a scot or did you do a bus tour once
iv been to scotland a few times

 
 
 
 
 
 
Lee

Oooooh because America is the epicenter of culinary revolutions. Super size. Isn’t a meal, its a portion!

tycobb9999

Don’t have to have a culinary revolution to beat the UK. Just edible food. But speaking of revolutions: us 1, you 0… revolution fail.

Lee

Ha America doesn’t have one original bit of food even the hot dog isn’t
American! and Woop, a giant hugely populated country beat a small island of the coast of Europe that just happened to have its forces spread all over the would in the biggest empire the planets ever seen!

Shame you couldn’t follow through with Vietnam!

Winter

America wasn’t hugely populated at the time. I barely qualified as “sparse.” Basically, they got together a couple thousand farmers with guns, taught them how to march, and sent them against the forces of, like you said, the biggest empire the world has ever seen. Through unconventional tactics and hit and run maneuvering, said ragged band of armed citizenry still managed to win.

Shame you couldn’t follow through with holding onto that empire. Remember India? They didn’t even have to fight a war to get rid of you.

rob chris

unconventional tactics and hit and run maneuvering, said ragged band of armed citizenry still managed to win.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

bit like 9-11
but yous did not like that

Winter

Well, no, not exactly. The Revolution was based on ideals of rule of law and enlightenment thought, not religious fanaticism. The Revolution was still an organized military conflict, not just a chaotic orgy of violence.

Besides, it takes intelligence and logic to make use of guerrilla tactics. Any Idiot can smash a plane into a building and call it a victory.

D'oh

I wouldn’ve choosen 9/11 as an example, but Iraq, Vietnam and Afghanistan do the trick ;)

b0ner

Exactly where do Iraq and Afghanistan qualify as losses when the governments that were targeted for destruction are destroyed? Paying attention to CNN too much FAIL

Winter

Well that’s true, but I’m pretty sure they were referring to the civil war that resulted from our actions in Iraq and our inability to police Afghanistan effectively. However, it does prove my point about the effectiveness of hit and run tactics against a greater military force.

 
 
 
 
 
 
rob chris

iraq, korea,?

maybe they need to nuke before they can win

iran will be next
looking forward to that one

tycobb9999

Well, you can bet you and your cowardly liberal brothers will be sitting that one out too.

 
 
 
 
dolt

you cheeted anyway you used the French

tycobb9999

That’s a handicap, not a benefit.

Winter

France was actually pretty powerful at the time. I figure we’re even with France by now. They help us in the Revolution, and we help them by kicking the Germans back across the Rhine a few times.

OuijiBoardofDeath

Yeah, but we’re even now, I think, so next time the Krauts invade, they’re on their own.

 
 
 
rob chris

french
pffff
cheese eating surrender monkeys

Winter

Well, at least they didn’t surrender in WW1. They actually put up a pretty WIN defense in that one, given how powerful the Germans were.

WW2, not so much. Blitzkrieg + France = RAPE

tycobb9999

There was still a huge amount of French desertion in WW1.

 
Nuclear death

Somewhere in the middle of the Arizona desert a Black B-1 Bomber, with no markings, taxis down a runway……..On board the latest in nuclear weapon technology…..In bay one…a long cylindrical “Missile-like” object awaits its mission……Written on the side in wax pencil…..”Au revoir, Frog bastards!”

 
 
 
tycobb9999

We can at least agree on that one. It’s nice to share a little xenophobia.

 
 
 
 
 
J

American Fail.

The UK has many of the world top chefs. America has Twinkies and McD’s

Anonymous

And an obesity problem!

And with comments like the above from tycobb9999 I’m kind of glad they’re Independent from the UK! 1 civil war and they think they can win every war! Should we remind them of Vietnam, because that was a bit of a balls up and currently in the hunt for Osama Bin Laden! America should just give up on wars as they obviously fail!

The only casualties seem to be their own men with so called “friendly fire”. I’m glad they’re fighting besides us, if we had them behind more of our troops would die!